Genshin Impact 2: Wan Ye blocks Wu Xiang's sword at the beginning

Paimon: "Poofhahahaha... It's too funny to blow "Good Luck" before, but now you want to change to a bad luck song?

[Yanfei]: "Sure enough, he is worthy of being a bucket father, this kind of thinking mode is beyond the reach of ordinary people." "

[Chongyun]: "Yidou's father's metaphysical method is really unique... Sure enough, every parent and dad has their own unique metaphysical skills?"

[Diluc]: "It's not okay to change a song, you have to change a song to scold him, what kind of metaphysics is this?"

[Traveler]: "Is this the legendary reverse poisoned milk?"

[Paimon]: "I found out that his father who herds cattle seems to have worse luck than his previous mothers, and he hasn't even drawn his own son yet... The two of them also have a conflict between father and son?"

[Kujou Sara]: "I used to think that Arataki Itto was already the most outrageous, but now that I look at it, it turns out that Ichito and his father are even more outrageous than Ichito, and now I finally understand why Ichito always looks like an idiot." "

[Arataki Itto]: "Clams? Nine turtles, who do you say are idiots?" (▼Dish▼)"

[Keqing]: "What the hell is this song blowing... It feels like you're going to send me away, it's even more outrageous than the previous one!"

[Ganyu]: "Why do I listen to this song and have a feeling that a ship is about to sink? I can't hold it back..."

......

At this time, after Dudu finished playing a song "My Heart is Eternal".

The entire live broadcast room was filled with a barrage of "hahahahaha".

At this time, Dudu said with a smug face: "Romantic, come to a romantic one and your son is here." "

Liu Zhaokun: "Are you here to commemorate the shadow deeds of the two of us yesterday?"

Dudu: "Eh~ Look, we failed yesterday, right, but this indomitable spirit will definitely attract your son." (Convinced)"

Liu Zhaokun: "It makes sense... Oh, I know, I probably didn't summon him! I need to summon him!"

Dudu: "Oh~ you summon him!"

Liu Zhaokun: "Wait, wait... (Turn on Reverb Ing)"

At this time, everyone in the live broadcast room suddenly had a bad premonition for some reason.

Liu Zhaokun: "Hey~cough~Er smash~~~14 smash~~~!A bucket smash~!! can you hear it~~!! you don't play anymore!! go home~~~!"

"Your dad called you home for dinner~~~~~!!!!"

At this moment, when I heard Mr. Liu Zhaokun turn on the reverberation "affectionate" call for a son.

The whole live broadcast room went crazy laughing.

[Paimon]: "Ahahahahaha... Ahem... I can't do it anymore, Ichito is too funny for his father... I, I'm almost laughing to death by him!"

[Yanfei]: "Hahahaha... Oops, hey... I can't do it either, what's going on with this voice of Ichato's father? It's too showy!"

[Diluc]: "Good fellow, those who know think they are calling their own son, and those who don't know think that they are calling their own son!"

[Traveler]: "Ahem... Anyway, the brain circuit of Yidou's father is too strange, right, summon and summon, what do you mean by turning on a reverb?

【Sarnath Heizou】: "A bucket smashed! Your father told you to go home for dinner! Did you hear that!!?"

[Thomas]: "Hahahaha... Heizo, don't learn how to talk to his father, I'm about to laugh and vomit... Yidou's father understands the effect of the show!"

[Collei]: "Sure enough, when Ichito's father dubbed Ito, was it still too restrained? I can't even imagine what it would be like!!"

[Tighnari]: "Daddy Ichidou: Director, how do Itoto match?" Director: You can be a little more restrained..."

......

Liu Zhaokun: "Okay, I think it should be stable now." "

At this time, Dudu on the side also played a funeral song very timely - "Father"

Dudu: "My old father~My most beloved person~"

At this time, when Mr. Liu Zhaokun's soul calling was paired with Dudu's funeral song - "Father"

The entire live broadcast room suddenly became underworld.

Suddenly, the entire barrage area was covered with rows of "hahahahaha".

[Paimon]: "Hahahahaha... Good guy, this is calling my son home for dinner, this is simply sending my son to the funeral!"

[Hu Tao]: "Out of the funeral? I'm good at this! I'm here to work!" (excited)"

[Traveler]: "I feel that these two people can form a "professional team" with Master Hu Tang together, crying, mourning, playing, hosting, all the work!"

[Jean]: "No... I can't hold it anymore, I break the defense... How can Ichto's dad be so funny? hahahaha..."

[Eula]: "Good guy, you deserve to be the father of Yidou, is it so powerful? Even the head of the piano can't hold back." "

[Zhongli]: "Drawing cards can be grounded, but not grounded." It's the first time I've seen this kind of netherworld draw in my life!"

[Wendy]: "I don't think it's to summon my own son Ichito, it's to directly overtake the ghost of Ichito, right?"

[Arataki Itto]: "I'm numb..."

At this time, after playing the song "Father", he immediately said with confidence: "Okay, come, I have blessed you!"

So I saw that Mr. Liu Zhaokun also confidently drew out the eighth and tenth rounds.

At this time, I saw that a golden light finally pierced the sky in the sky.

The next moment, Mr. Liu Zhaokun finally saw his own son in the character painting.

Suddenly, Yidou's father, Mr. Liu Zhaokun, let out an excited monkey scream.

"Whoa!" (Ape Singing)

"Ness!!! Ness!!! (Broken Sound)"

"Smash !!! (Magic Sound)"

"Son smashes !!! ahhhhh

At this time, Dudu said with a smile on the side: "Congratulations, my son has finally found his father." (laughs)"

Liu Zhaokun: "Smash - let Dad see you~ You must have had a hard time living alone outside (choked)"

Liu Zhaokun: "Look at you, you don't have to wear any clothes~!Hair is flower~white!It hasn't been cut so long, woo woo woo~~~ Dad is sorry for you~! Let you suffer and smash ~~~! (shed the tears of the old father)"

[Yanfei]: "Help hahahaha... What are you talking about, what are you talking about, laugh at me, hahahaha..."

[Amber]: "I, I can't do it anymore... If I continue to watch it, I will die of laughter in this live broadcast room sooner or later, this fight is too good at the effect of the show!"

[Collei]: "Huh~ Did you finally let Yidou's father get his own son?

[Paimon]: "What the hell is Ichuseo's gray hair, is this saying that Ichto has decayed before he gets old... It's hilarious, isn't it?"

[Sarnath Heizou]: "Is this the concern from my father..."

[Arataki Itto]: "God TM is pre-aging, Uncle Ben was born with this hair color, what does it have to do with pre-aging, hey!"

[Bennett]: "Yes, Razor is also white-haired, he can't be old and decrepit, right?"

[Razor]: "..."

[Hu Tao]: "But why do I think that when Ito's father cares about Ito, I always feel that I am crying and mourning?"

[Chongyun]: "Is this the intuition of being a professional funeral officer?

Teacher Liu Zhaokun finally won the lottery of his own son.

At this time, Dudu took Mr. Liu Zhaokun to the Lonely Cloud Pavilion in Liyue, ready to test the feel of Yidou with the Phaseless Rock.

Dudu: "Come on, take you to fight the Phaseless Rock." "

When Mr. Liu Zhaokun saw Wuxiangyan for the first time, he couldn't help but ask his soul: "Oh, is this a Rubik's Cube?"

At this time, I saw Dudu take out the emperor and output it to Wuxiangyan on the side, but Teacher Liu Zhaokun on the side manipulated his own son Yidou on the edge of the side.

Liu Zhaokun: "How do you feel like something you summoned? Like something summoned by Zhongli... How do you fight this?"

At this time, Dudu took Zhongli and threw a shot of "eclectic", and said, "You are going to hit him on the pillar!"

Liu Zhaokun: "Hit the pillar?"

So Teacher Liu Zhaokun manipulated his own son Yidou to output the pillar that Zhongli had just summoned according to Dudu's words.

When he saw that Teacher Liu Zhaokun on the side was actually using a bucket to output the pillar he had just thrown, Dudu was also stunned.

Dudu: "That's my pillar!"

Liu Zhaokun: "Huh?" (read violent novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Dudu: "That's the Emperor's pillar!"

Liu Zhaokun: "Oh, oh... That's your pillar... (Wake up)"

[Paimon]: "Hahahaha... It's too funny for his father, isn't it?! It's okay to output it to the emperor's pillar..."

[Yanfei]: "I now wonder if Ichito's father shares the same brain with Ito? This is too outrageous, hahaha..."

[Xiangling]: "God TM Itoto and his father share a brain hahaha... Yanfei, you're going to make me laugh to death..."

[Kaeya]: "I feel that the effect of Yidou's father's show is better than when the general's own mother drew cards before!

Yoimiya: "I can't do it anymore... How can Ichito's father be so funny... I'm dying of laughter hahaha..."

[Ningguang]: "When he said that he was going to hit the pillar, I thought he would go to hit the pillar of the phaseless rock... As a result, his father smacked at the emperor's pillar... Co-author: This is a grudge against the emperor, is it a box..."

After seeing Teacher Liu Zhaokun slamming out at the emperor's pillar.

On the side, Dudu hurriedly explained to Teacher Liu Zhaokun: "Yes, the thick one is the boss's, and the thin one is the emperor's!"

Liu Zhaokun: "Oh, the thick one is the boss's, and the emperor is thin!"

At this time, after hearing the conversation between Dudu and Ichito's father.

Everyone in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy.

[Traveler]: "Hahahaha... The thick ones are the boss's, and the thin ones are the emperor's... Is that implying something?"

[Yae Miko]: "Oh, I didn't expect the emperor's pillar to be so much thinner than the boss!"

[Wendy]: "Pass it on!" The Emperor's pillar is not as thick as the pillar of the Phaseless Rock Boss!()"

[Kuki Shinobu]: "Poof... I can't do it, why are you so dirty!"

At this time, Zhongli, who was drinking tea in the Liyue Glazed Pavilion, suddenly squirted out a mouthful of tea after seeing this scene in the video.

This Nima... What kind of tiger and wolf words are these!

The pillar of the God TM Emperor is not as thick as the boss of the phaseless rock.

Are you polite?

At this time, after Mr. Liu Zhaokun and Dudu in the video finally knocked out a pillar of Wuxiangyan, the core of Wuxiangyan at this time was finally exposed.

Seeing this, Du Du hurriedly said: "Beat it, beat it, its core is exposed!"

However, Teacher Liu Zhaokun on the side was still following what Dudu had taught him before, and he was slamming at the pillar of Wuxiangyan.

[That's you!]

[Smash me!]

At this time, Mr. Liu Zhaokun still asked with a cute face: "Is it to fight this?"

Dudu on the side looked back, but saw that Teacher Liu Zhaokun was still frantically outputting the pillars of Wuxiangyan, and everyone was stupid.

Dudu: "No! its core is exposed! Hit the core!! (gnashing teeth)"

Liu Zhaokun: "Oh, oh, oh, hit this." (Suddenly realized)"

[Ningguang]: "Good guy, it's really true to say that Ichito and his father share the same brain... This bucket of his father and a bucket is simply carved out of a mold, and the brain circuit is strange!. "

[Jean]: "Ichto and his father give people a cute feeling that he is not very smart... Commonly known as stupid cute. "

750 [Paimon]: "I'll just say it, everyone knows that Ichito is stupid." (Fork Waist)"

[Arataki Itto]: "Hey, flying dwarf violet, are you very smart?"

[Paimon]: "Of course... Hey, who's called the flying violet! You're a cowherd!"

......

At the same time, under the leadership of Dudu, Yidou's father, Mr. Liu Zhaokun, finally solved the Wuxiangyan.

The two of them came to the F4 turf of Guyun Pavilion again, ready to challenge the strength of Guyun Pavilion F4 here.

Dudu: "Let's go, I'll take you to meet F4"

Liu Zhaokun: "F4"

Dudu: "Yes, if there is an F4 real man in Guyun Pavilion, you have to play F4"

Saying that, Du Du manipulated Xinhai to directly wake up the F4 of Guyun Pavilion.

Dudu: "Come, I'll help you wake you up, you can fight." "

In front of the two of them, the four Xiaobao who had been sleeping all got up from the ground, and at the same time, the classic Liyue battle BGM also sounded.

Seeing this, Mr. Liu Zhaokun did not panic at all and threw out the ugly first.

【Fighting Rock Bull!】

After seeing that Ah Chou had attracted all the four Xiaobao alone, Teacher Liu Zhaokun hurriedly slipped to the side of Dudu.

Dudu: "Don't follow me, you go and beat the four of them! I'm just a crowd of onlookers!"

Liu Zhaokun: "Oh, I'll lure them over first, hey~ can't catch up with me!"

Dudu: "No, why are they chasing me?"

So, Dudu successfully helped Mr. Liu Zhaokun attract the firepower of the three little treasures...

However, when Mr. Liu Zhaokun was crazy about one of the small treasures in Guyun Pavilion F4.

I saw that this little treasure crushed the ugly who had just thrown out of Yidou with one kick.

Suddenly, Liu Zhaokun, the father of Yidou, shouted out the classic saying:

"You trampled my cow to death!! (soundtrack)

"Damn... (Demon Roar)"

[Traveler]: "Hahahaha... It's too funny for his father... You trampled my cow cow to death... Is there such a sentence in Yidou's voice?"

[Yanfei]: "I feel like I can't tell whether it's Yidou's father talking or Yidou talking... It's worthy of a father, and his tone and voice are exactly the same..."

[Jiuki Shinobu]: "Even I can't tell whether it's the boss or the boss and his father are talking, let alone you, I thought that the sentence you trampled my girl to death just now was what the boss said~"

[Arataki Kazuto]: "Damn! Why was my ugly crushed so easily? This is unreasonable! My ugly is very strong!"

[Ugly]: "Moo~ (nodding)"

At this time, Liu Zhaokun was also furious after seeing Xiaobao actually trample his ugly to death.

I saw that Mr. Liu Zhaokun was manipulating his own son, and Yidou was outputting it to that little treasure.

Liu Zhaokun: "Dare to step on my cow!?"

......

(To be continued...) ）。