Genshin Impact 2: Wan Ye blocks Wu Xiang's sword at the beginning

[Amber]: "Poofhahahaha... It turns out that Paimon can't sing Xiangling because Xiangling wants to eat Paimon as an ingredient!"

Collet: "Huh!?Is Paimon actually edible?"

Paimon: "What the hell! Paimon can't eat it!"

Tighnari: "That's why the Traveler keeps Paimon with him... It's actually used as emergency food?"

[Paimon]: "Paimon is not emergency food!"

[Traveler]: "Well, I've always kept Paimon with me as an emergency food. "

[Paimon]: "Traveler, I'm the guide for you, hey!"

[Xiangling]: "Paimon... Is it better to make salt and pepper or garlic?"

Paimon: "Why are you still thinking about cooking?"

[Xiao]: "I still like to be lighter, if it were me, I would choose steaming." "

Paimon: "You're too cruel, aren't you!!?"

[Assaki Itto]: "Hahahaha... Steamed viola gourd, that sounds a bit out of my appetite, well... It's better to make it spicy~"

[Kuki Shinobu]: "The boss always seems to be extra active in some special places..."

Paimon: "..."

At this time, the video screen turned, and it was Xiangling's turn to cv small n paragraphs.

Little N—

[My stomach is about to faint from hunger~]

[I saw a fat bird that could fly~]

[Short and fat and can't find a waist~]

[There is a smell of ingredients~]

[I want to make a secret small hamburger~]

[Add fermented bean curd lemon flavor is better~]

[Ollie me for my brothers!]

[The mouth is full of oil, and the aroma is wonderful~]

......

[Traveler]: "Hahahaha... Paimon is short, fat, and can't find a waist... That's too grassy..."

Paimon: "Rude! Isn't the waist right here!?"

Klee: "Can Paimon really be used as emergency food, and how does it taste like for her?"

[Paimon]: "Even Klee wants to eat me??"

[Traveler]: "Hmm~ Paimon usually eats so many things, he must be full of fat, right? It should taste like a wild boar. "

Paimon: "Traveler, why are you still studying my taste, hey, I was wrong, I'm not going to eat that much again."

[Ganyu]: "Alright, alright, don't scare Paimon, Paimon is about to be scared out of the psychological shadow by you." "

Paimon: "Whew... It scared the hell out of me, I thought the travelers really wanted to eat me!"

[Kaeya]: "I don't know about anyone else, but I think Klee really wants to taste Paimon..."

Paimon: "Wow Σ (Д)"

......

Duoduo POI——

[Xiangling can't~]

[You say I'm like an old hen~]

[You still want to turn me into a roast chicken~]

[You might as well eat rice Youji~]

【Where is Xiangling~】

[I'm careful every day~]

[Worry turned into a tonic~]

[I'm nervous all day long~]

Little N—

[Eat you, eat you, eat you, eat you!]

【Braised steamed, boiled water, you can choose one】

[Paimon Paimon Paimon wants to eat you~]

【Suck~】

Duoduo POI——

[No, no, no, no, I don't listen~]

[Shut up, shut up, shut up, get out~]

[Xiangling Xiangling Xiangling can't~]

[Xiangling can't !!_]

[Thomas]: "Hahahaha... After listening to this song, I have already seen Xiangling holding Paimon and gnawing hahahaha..."

[Yanfei]: "It seems that Xiangling's obsession with eating Paimon is really deep... Is Paimon really edible?"

[Paimon]: "No... At least not really!"

[Chongyun]: "Speaking of which, with Xiangling's cooking skills, if Paimon is used for cooking, it should be delicious, right?"

[Xingqiu]: "So far, I haven't seen any undelicious food made by Xiangling..."

Paimon: "Traveler, they want to eat me!

[Traveler]: "Hmm... If Paimon is eaten, there will be a sum of money left over for food every month... It should look good~ (finger breaking)"

Paimon: "Σ (Д) Traveler, I'm not going to eat that much again!

[Traveler]: "Hahaha... I'm not going to eat Paimon, I'm just kidding you. "

Paimon: "Woo, I knew you weren't going to eat me_"

......

At this time, when Paimon and Xiangling's CV joint single "Xiangling Can't" finished playing.

Immediately afterwards, the Genshin Impact II live broadcast room continued to send out the next setter video of the series.

"Ding! is about to play the next second-creation video - "Mom's Cover Series - Paimon's Thousand-Feuille Routine"

[Traveler]: "Hey guys, is it another Paimon cover song?"

[Xiangling]: "I feel like Paimon's appearance rate has suddenly been a bit high recently, could it be that I know that Paimon is going to be eaten, so I put a few more videos about Paimon?"

[Paimon]: "Hmph, Xiangling, don't scare me, the traveler said he wouldn't eat me!"

[Arataki Itto]: "Hmph, in fact, the flying violet melon doesn't look so delicious, I might as well eat a little more lollipop!"

[Kamisato Ayato]: "Oh, so the Ichito brothers like to eat lollipops? No wonder I always saw you snatching other children's lollipops in Hanamizaka before. "

[Paimon]: "Okay, Ito, so you actually snatched a child's lollipop!

[Arataki Itto]: "What robbery!? That's Uncle Ben, I won it back from them in a bright way! I spent a lot of effort!"

[Kuki Shinobu]: "Alas, the boss has this habit, obviously such a big person, but he likes to compete with children for candy..."

[Sarnath Heizou]: "Hehehe, I didn't expect the Itoto brothers to be so childlike..."

[Paimon]: "What kind of childlike innocence, is this called childishness?"

[Assaki Ichito]: "Who is naïve? You are naïve!"

[Kuki Shinobu]: "Okay boss, don't make any noise, I'm almost deaf when I keep arguing..."

At this point, the video starts playing.

In the middle of the screen, a series of Paimon emojis flashed.

Immediately after that, a cheerful BGM sounded, and the voice of Paimon's CV Duoduo Poi also sounded in the video.

Duoduo POI——

[Paimon, she's really cute, Paimon is here, come on~]

[Paimon, I'm really cute, Paimon's routine is very unexpected~]

【yeah~】

[It's like a rehearsal when watching the traveler take the bait at the beach~]

[Pretending to be shy and tearful~]

[It will never be possible to let you run away!]

[Ask if it's your partner or food~]

[So obviously waiting for you to win~]

[If you want to be popular, take the lead in the whole life~]

[Forked waist tilted head and small feet stomped~]

[Too big is not as good as me~]

[Too small to touch~]

[Paimon will fly freely~]

[You can take a bite at any time~~~]

......

[Traveler]: "Take a bite, yes, that's what you said!"

Paimon: "It's just a rhyme! Rhyme! Don't take it seriously, Traveler!"

[Amber]: "Before I watched this video, I really didn't expect Paimon to have so many routines... So Paimon was caught by a traveler on purpose?"

[Kaeya]: "It seems that Paimon's little head has a big secret~ Can you leave it to our Knights of Favonius for strict questioning?"

Paimon: "Woo wow!

[Lisa]: "Hehe, this little guy was scared like this by Kaeya so easily, and it doesn't seem to be able to hide any secrets~"

[Yanfei]: "Hmm... But the name of this song is Paimon's Thousand Layers of Routine... Could it be that Paimon has some tricks that we don't know about?"

[Xiangling]: "Who knows, if she really has any conspiracy against the Traveler... Then I'll make her into ingredients!"

Paimon: "Just... There won't be any conspiracy!(Д)"

[Traveler]: "I hope so..."

Paimon: "Traveler, why don't you even believe me!"

......

Duoduo POI——

[There are a lot of troubles as a guide ~]

[I can't get in here and I can't climb there~]

[Work hard to open a micro ~ laugh ~] (read a violent novel, just go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【Explore the area ahead later~】

[It's very energetic to call out at any time~]

[Hanhan's expression fascinates all beings~]

[Support you are my applause~]

[Floating body to drop and rise~]

[I usually pretend to be silly and cute~]

[You will feel distressed if you are wronged~]

[Hint with the little girl's most subtle calculation to come and push me alone (bebb)!]

[(Hurry)—Drowning!]

[(Come)—There is treasure here!]

[(Single)-Just push me is enough!]

[(Push)-Recommend to see a lot!]

[(I)-I support you!]

Barrage:

"Good fellow, smuggling with you, huh?"

"Paimon has so many eyes~"

"Well earned as a reward!"

"Scheming gir1 Duoduo poi!"

......

[Traveler]: "Good guy, so this song is actually Paimon's mom Duoduo POI's support song? Carrying smuggled goods, right?"

[Kaeya]: "I didn't expect Paimon to look so cute, but in fact, her mother has 10,000 hearts..."

[Thoma]: "There's no one who carries smuggled goods in this way, right?"

[Paimon]: "What bad intentions can Paimon have~?" "

Duoduo POI——

[I'm the image of the stupidest mascot, but it's a little disguise that I want to be cute~]

[Actually, Paimon is really reliable~]

[If you don't believe me, let me guess~]

[Play Genshin Impact's stinky DD a lot of words count as one~]

[Listen to me, listen to me~]

[Waves of unpleasant nicknames~]

[Everything is for the effect of the show~]

[That pot and this pot are lit with fire, and the water temperature is good~]

[Anyway, you'll be sad for a while~]

[I knew you couldn't bear me~]

[Paimon is really cute, Paimon is here, come quickly~]

[Paimon, I'm really cute, Paimon's routine is very unexpected~]

......

[Amber]: "I didn't expect Paimon to sing this song to be quite good~"

Kaeya: "Well, it's really good, and it sounds like the relationship between Traveler and Paimon is pretty good, at least I won't really eat Paimon as an emergency food..."

Paimon: "Hmph, of course, I'm a traveler's best companion and guide!"

Collei: "I'd love to have a buddy like Paimon!"

Paimon: "Hehe, that's not going to work! Paimon is the only one, no semicolon!"

[Traveler]: "If there are fifty thousand Mora... I'd consider selling a Paimon. "

Zhongli: "Oh, in that case, then get me one." "

Paimon: "Hey, I'm only worth 50,000 Mora in your heart? And Zhongli, where do you have Mora?"

[Zhongli]: "It's okay, the bill can be sent to the Northland Bank, and Childe will pay for me." "

[Tartaglia]: "It's my pleasure to serve Mr. Zhongli!" (conditioned reflex)"

Paimon: "Where did you come from, Tartaglia? Anyway, the Traveler won't sell me!"

[Yae Miko]: "Hehehe, Paimon's anxious appearance is really cute, it seems that travelers like to see Paimon's anxious appearance~()"

[Traveler]:".).

......

At this point, the music in the video suddenly became sad.

At the same time, the barrage in the video also felt a hint of bad breath.

Barrage:

"It's not good, run with a knife!"

"It's like a knife!"

"A thoughtless knife!"

"Let me try the knife!

"Good fellow, is this going to stab me again?"

Duoduo POI——

[Back to many years ago, I don't know where the road is~]

[I want to be a good guide to find your direction~]

[Countless times to the sky to make a wish to be by your side~]

[If there is an afterlife~]

【Let's enter the card pool!!】

[I quietly wiped away my tears~]

【Let's explore the area ahead!】

......

[Traveler]: "Wait... Why did you suddenly send a knife without saying a word? I didn't expect to be able to be knifed when I listened to a song?"

[Kaeya]: "Good guy, I was caught off guard by this knife! "

[Diluc]: "It seems that the second creation of the hair knife in front of Paimon is not for nothing... The knife came out suddenly enough. "

[Xingqiu]: "Actually, I'm quite touched to hear this, the relationship between Traveler and Paimon is really good. "

[Yanfei]: "Yes, Paimon has promised the sky countless times that he can be by the traveler's side... Just hearing the lyrics made me a little teary-eyed. "

Paimon: "Traveler, if there's an afterlife... Would you still like to be my partner?"

Traveler: "Of course, you're my best friend!"

Paimon: "Thank you Traveler!"

At this point, the video continues to play.

[Paimon is here to tell you~]

[Listen to me, listen to me~]

[Waves of unpleasant nicknames~]

[Everything is for the effect of the show~]

[That pot and this pot are lit with fire, and the water temperature is good~]

[Anyway, if you're sad for a while, I'll know that you can't bear me~]

[Actually, I will tell you quietly~]

[Money fans are forced by life~]

[Everything is for you to have a place to live~]

[Traveler, follow me, how to get rich, I'm sure~]

[Carefully packaged, worthy of my slime frosting, don't put too much~]

【Hey~】

......

This concludes the video.

At this time, after watching this second creation video, everyone in the live broadcast room couldn't help but be moved by the friendship between Paimon and Traveler.

[Ningguang]: "So that's Paimon's mille-feuille routine? "

[Collei]: "I also know now that Paimon cares so much about travelers, it's like Amber and me!"

[Yae Miko]: "I really envy the friendship of the little ones~ It's not like the shadow guy, who always looks indifferent to me all day long, so sad!"

[Shadow]: "I don't think you're the kind of guy who gets sad if you don't get my attention. ()"

[Yae Miko]: "Alas, although people are now the palace priests of the Narukami Shrine, it is inevitable that there will be times when someone needs to care, but it's a pity that some people only know the pursuit of thoughtlessness all day long, and completely forget that there is still me as a close friend~"

[Shadow]: "..."

[Venti]: "Indeed, Paimon's friendship with the Traveler is the same as that between me and the young man I used to be... Let's hope the friendship between Traveler and Paimon endures!"

Paimon: "Yes, Paimon and Traveler will always be best friends!"

......

(To be continued).