Genshin Impact Comment on Yingmei at the beginning, I broke my defense

【Nasida: What? The wind god is gone? (dog head. expression)】

【Hutao: What? Coming for business?】

【Yingmei: Fengshen was assassinated and the whole place was blocked! (dog head. expression)】

【Condensing light:……】

【Paimon: The God of Wind is assassinated, let’s heat up the pot! Wait, why does something look wrong? (murmur.jpg)】

【Funina: Fengshen was assassinated and the court trial started! (dog head. expression)】

【Alice: Huh? Who do you want to judge?】

【Fonina: Ahem, of course it’s Tvarin! As a member of the Wind God, he failed to protect the Wind God, and he was punished by death! (dog head. expression)】

【Tevalin:……】

【Tvarin: Is that okay? Then you might as well go put Wendy on trial! Not only did he fail to protect Barbatos, he also stole rice wife’s things! (Serious.jpg)】

【Yae Shenzi: Woo hoo hoo, the righteous water god must make the decision for our rice wives.~】

【Kamisato Ayato: Ahem, that makes sense!】

【Shadow: Agreed, execute immediately!】

【Funina: Don’t worry, I’ll take care of it! Then put Wendy on trial, punish her for several crimes, and give her the death penalty!】

【Wendy: I don’t accept it! What is the relationship between the person named Ba and my person named Wen? I’m not his dependent? (dog head. expression)】

【Wendy: I want a lawyer! Yanfei, hey, can you help me?】

【Yanfei: No problem!】

【Yan Fei: What we said makes sense! One has the surname Ba and the other has the surname Wen. They are not the same person and have nothing to do with each other! (dog head. expression)】

【Yanfei: So the accusation is not true!】

【Yan Fei: In addition, Mr. Fengshen died in Dao Wife, Dao Wife needs to bear the responsibility for dereliction of duty! (dog head. expression)】

【Yan Fei: At the same time, Dao’s wife made random accusations against us without any evidence, which caused serious psychological harm to us. (dog head. expression)】

【Yan Fei: The former has nothing to do with us, but the latter needs to compensate us financially! (dog head expression)】

【Kamisato Ayato:……】

【film:……】

【Yingmei: That’s amazing. He was obviously the victim, but he had to pay compensation in the end!】

【Paimon: As expected of Smoke Fei! The most powerful legal advisor takes action. This time, he acted normally and was acquitted. If you use your full strength, you might even be able to send this Lord Water God in. (bad smile.jpg)】

【Fonina:……】

【Funina: Ahem, I think Mr. Wendy is not guilty, so it would be better to try Tevalin!】

【Tvarin:…17…】

【Tevalin: I want a lawyer!】

【Wendy: Hey, Miss Yanfei is already my exclusive lawyer.~】

【Navelle: Court trial, start!】

【Funina: Death penalty, death penalty! Execute now! (dog head. expression)】

【Tevalin:……】

After some joking, Alice did not forget her good daughter at this time.

So he quickly said

【Alice: Don’t be sad, baby girl. If the God of Wind is gone, it will be gone. Why don’t we choose another one, so that we have the God of Wind again! (Serious.jpg)】

【Piano:……】

【Barbara:……】

【Keli: Hey…is…that’s it? (Doubt.jpg)】

【Wendy: Hey, that’s right!】

【Yingmei: So the question is, who should I choose? (eating melon. expression)】

【Tevalin: I vote for Wendy! Barbatos is gone, Wendy can take on this responsibility!】

【Wendy: Hey, I’m just an alcoholic, how can I take on such a big responsibility as the God of Wind?】

【Wendy: Only a well-behaved and cute little guy like Xiao Keli can be the god of wind. I vote for Keli! (dog head. expression)】

【Kaia: Yes, there is no one more suitable to be the current Wind God than Xiao Keli! (laughing loudly.jpg)】

【Diona: Keli doesn’t drink. Well, I also support Keli!】

【Paimon: Me too~】

【……】

【Alice: Wahahaha, okay, Fengshen is my daughter, and from now on Mondstadt will be the world of our mother and daughter~]

So, under the leadership of Wendy, who is not doing anything serious, and the instigation of other people who have fun.

Xiao Keli has thus been crowned the”New Wind God”!

What?

You said she is the eye of the fire god?

“The former”God of Liberty” stopped doing business and went to pimp his wife and steal his dog.

“”Can’t the current one have a fire god’s eye?”

…

Meanwhile, the Mondstadt cell.

Xiao Keli looked at the content in the chat group and her eyes widened cutely.

“But… Keli became Master Fengshen?”

She didn’t understand.

How could he still become the God of Wind when he had obviously blown up Lord Fengshen?

Is this the war between the demons that the adults and the light screen talked about?

Little Keli’s mind was a little dizzy for a while.

But the child After all, she was just a child. She couldn’t figure it out and quickly stopped caring about it.

Instead, she focused on another”business”.

If she were the god of wind?

Would she be able to fry fish anytime and anywhere?

Thinking of this, the little girl Keli’s eyes suddenly lit up.

She immediately picked up her small schoolbag and ran towards the door.

“Brother Wood, open the door quickly. I am Keli, the God of Wind.~！”

“……”

If people from other countries saw this scene, they would definitely look at each other.

The former Fengshen did not do the right thing

“The new Fengshen won’t do this as soon as he takes office~

Free!

So free~

This Mond takes jujube pills~

…… villa

“Nacida abdicated, Barbatos ascended to the throne of Grass God……”

“Dao’s wife complained and was almost sent to jail by extrajudicial gangsters……”

“The God of Wind is gone, and Little Cree from Mondstadt is the new God of Wind.……”

Seeing the prominent barrage in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen’s expression was extremely exciting.

You guys are really fucking geniuses!

Mi Huyou and the second creation of”Genshin Impact” didn’t choose you to be copywriters, which is definitely a loss!

After watching happily for a while, he did not forget his own business.

So he spoke again

“Through this video, you will have a clearer understanding of Fengshen’s daily fishing routine.”

“There are many people like this who are not doing anything serious.”

“If I have a chance in the future, I’ll give you a good review”

“Now, let’s continue with the informal review”

“The fourth item of the unfair review – No Mora~”

“This is a very interesting and inappropriate review~”

“However, the timing is not right now. When we review other gods later, we will discuss them together.”

……

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Xiangling: No Mora? Huh? What does it mean?】

【Keqing: Does it mean that there is no Mora in the God of Wind? This is unlikely, right? (Doubt.jpg)】

【Kamisato Ayaka: Yes, and he also has the status of a bard, so he can make some money, right?】

【Yingmei: Hehe, he can earn a little, but after he earns it, he spends all his time buying wine. So there is indeed no Mora~】

【Paimon: That’s right! In Mondstadt, my daughter and I even treated the singer to a drink.~】

【Diluc: I can prove this! And Fengshen often has no money to pay the bill after drinking.……】

【Kaia: Oops, our new Fengshen Keli is indeed more powerful! She has a full 50 molars a month~ (dog head. expression)】

【Kelly: Humph~】

【Diona: Hum, I have also heard these rumors about Lord Fengshen.】

【Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, it is indeed something he can do.~！】

【Shadow: Jiu Mengzi, that’s understandable~】

【Nasida: But there are still some gods in a country without Mora.……】

【Navia: It’s a shame……】

【Wendy: Slander, slander! Where am I missing Mora? Isn’t this all?】

【Wendy: Picture.jpg】

【Tevalin: That was given by the Knights of the West Wind some time ago.……】

【Wendy:……】

……

Mond, on the way to the Goethe Grand Hotel.

After Qin saw the comments in the chat group, she immediately put her forehead on her forehead and sighed.

“Lisa, the previous one is not enough, we need to set up a Fengshen Fund later.”

“Otherwise, it is not an option to continue like this.”

It is a dereliction of duty on their part to prevent their own wind god from being able to produce even one mola.

They have to take good care of it.

Otherwise, it would be too embarrassing…

How can any god be without a mola?”

“Hmm~”

Lisa nodded with a smile.

Then, she continued to look at the light screen, a trace of curiosity flashed in her beautiful eyes.

What does it mean that the timing is not right?

Could it be that except for her own Fengshen, other gods Will there be no Mora?

……

At this time, other people in the chat group also thought of this problem.

So I immediately asked questions in the chat group

【Alice: Hey, wait a minute, Light Screen said just now that the time is not right. Let’s talk about it later with the other gods.】

【Alice: Does this mean that there are no Mora among the gods of other countries? (Bad smile.jpg)]

As soon as these words came out, they were immediately refuted by several countries!

【Ningguang: It’s hard to say for other countries, but it’s absolutely impossible for Emperor Yanwang! 】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【Keqing: That’s right! Mora is named after the emperor, so how could Morax not have Mora?】

【Hutao: That’s right. Doesn’t this mean that the God of Wisdom has no wisdom? It’s simply a big joke!】

【Kujo Sora: Your Majesty the General is the leader of a country, so naturally there will be no shortage!】

【Nilu: The same goes for Mr. Little Grass God!】

【Funina: Hahahaha, I don’t even need to mention it! As the most popular star in Fontaine, he is definitely not short of money!】

【Dadalia: The entire North Country Bank belongs to Her Majesty the Queen, so there is no way Her Majesty the Queen is short of money!】

【Wendy: Hum, this is a light screen! It is absolutely unmistakable!】

【Wendy: Are you kidding me that I don’t have Mora? At that time, I want to see if you have any Maura~]

Hearing this, except for Funina, the moods of the other gods became a little subtle.

Hiss~

It seems like this is really the case!

If it’s just Wendy without Maura, that’s nothing.

But if the seven gods can’t make one mora when they come together, what a big joke!

Thinking of this, several people quickly took some mola and put it beside them.

Feeling the heavy weight, Zhongli and Ying immediately breathed a sigh of relief.[]

There is only one exception!

Nacida looked at the”cage” around her, and then touched her pockets that were as clean as they could be.

The little mouth suddenly deflated.

She didn’t know if Fengshen had Moura, but she definitely didn’t have any points…

Thinking of what she just said in the group, her little face fell.

“The clown is myself……”

…… villa.

Luo Chen continued to speak at this time.

“Next, let’s move on to the last unserious comment”

“The fifth item in the unfair review – Afraid of cats!”

“Yes, you are not wrong!”

“Although Barbatos likes to take off his clothes, likes to fool others, and likes not to do serious business, there is no such thing as Mora~”

“But he is afraid of cats!”

“As long as there is a cat around him, or even thinking about a cat, he will keep sneezing!”

“Because of this, Barbatos usually hides and hides in Mondstadt.”

“But it happens that the cats in Mondstadt like this wind god who doesn’t do anything serious.~”

“Everyone, if you want to deal with Fengshen, remember you can just use the cat.~”

……

Mondstadt, high in the sky

“Eh?”

“Actually even this was exposed?”

Wendy was dumbfounded.

Damn it~

If he doesn’t do anything serious in the future, then other people can take the cat…

Just thinking of this, he couldn’t help but start to sneeze.

Ah sneeze~ ah sneeze~ ah sneeze~

……

Tevalin looked strange as he listened to the movement.

There’s no cat yet, and he’s sneezing? real or fake?

So effective? etc!

If it’s true, wouldn’t it be possible in the future?……

……

Somewhere in the abyss

“What? Afraid of cats?”

“Hahaha, I didn’t expect that you, the mighty Fengshen, would be afraid of cats!”

Kong was stunned for a moment after hearing what Guangmu said, and then burst into laughter.

The Seven Rulers of the World are afraid of cats!

This is simply the greatest fun he has ever heard in so many years!

Even more outrageous than the previous incident of Wendy stealing a dog!

Why didn’t the lonely king of the high tower discover this guy’s weakness back then?

If he knew it?

The result would be hard to say~

But he laughed, and Kong didn’t forget about business.

He stood up and gave instructions to the men under the throne. stand up

“Do you remember everything Light Screen said before?”

“Fengshen is afraid of cats853!”

“This is his weakness!”

“So you can raise some kittens for me later, okay?”

“If there is a conflict with the other party, this kitten is our secret weapon!”

Hearing this, the members of the Abyss Cult looked at each other for a while.

Aren’t they the biggest”bad guys” in Teyvat?

Raising cats?

Isn’t this silly and cute painting style somewhat inconsistent with their style?

But then I thought about it. When I think about it, that’s not right!

They are”bad guys”!

Since they are bad guys, as long as they achieve their goals, it will be fine! If the painting style collapses, it will collapse!

As long as they can deal with Fengshen smoothly!

Just imagine, in the future, when facing When they saw Fengshen as their enemy, they used the cat without saying a word.

Then the other party suddenly shivered.

Then, he sneezed continuously.

Then he ran away!

Thinking of that scene, all the members suddenly became happy. stand up

“Yes, Your Highness, we will definitely live up to expectations!”

“That’s right! We will definitely take good care of the secret weapon of cats!”

“Let’s see how arrogant Fengshen will be then!”

“Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie~”

“……”

……

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei: Shocked! The majestic Fengshen is actually afraid of cats? Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature?】

【Charlotte: I’m so shocked. Let’s change the title next time.~】

【Yingmei: Hehe, let me think about it carefully.~】

【Paimon: This is really unexpected! A singer who spends all his time cheating and not doing anything serious is actually afraid of cats?】

【Xiangling: Cats are so cute, why should we be afraid?】

【Diona: No wonder I didn’t see Lord Barbatos in the Cat Tail Tavern. That’s what happened!】

【Yae Shenzi: Huh? From this point of view, our Ina Wife has a powerful weapon against the Wind God! (bad smile.jpg)】

【Yae Shenzi: Are you right, Kirarayoshi? (smiling expression)】

【Coral Palace Shinkai: Kirara is Nekomata, a pure cat monster! It can indeed be called the”nemesis of Lord Fengshen””！】

【Shadow: That makes sense! Instead, let Qi Liangliang go to Mondstadt.】

【Qi Liangliang: Wuwuwu, I…I was just passing by, it has nothing to do with me, meow~! (Shivering.jpg)】

【Alice: Oh, let’s put it this way, Mondstadt, Liyue, and Fontaine also have”nemeses”! (dog head. expression)】

【Girlfriend: Diona? Engraving a cat? Lynette? (bad smile.jpg)】

【Diona: Ahhhhhhh-I’m not a cat!】

【Keqing: You want to eat my bastard sword…ah, no, wait, what kind of swordsmanship do I have? (confused expression)】

【Lynette:……】

Wendy looked helpless when she saw this.

What fun people!

Can’t you be like him and be a serious person?

Hey ~ at this time……

【Zhongli: Having said that, this doesn’t seem to be an ordinary fear of cats. After all, under normal circumstances, you wouldn’t sneeze just thinking about a cat.】

【Yingmei: It’s okay, I have a plan! This matter will definitely be solved perfectly!】

【Wendy: Oh? Careful! (Expectation. Expression)].