Genshin Impact Comment on Yingmei at the beginning, I broke my defense

Everyone was stunned when they saw Ruotuo Dragon King’s speech in the chat group.

Wasn’t this dragon looking irritable and provocative just now?

Why are you so polite now?

At this time, the immortals seemed to have thought of something and quickly said

【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Ruotuo Dragon King, have you recovered?】

【True Lord Cutting the Moon and Building the Yang: Dragon King Ruotuo, are you okay?】

【Lord Li Shui Die Shan: If that’s the case, that would be great!】

【……】

Zhongli also looked happy.

He felt indescribably happy to see his old friend greet him like this in real life.

But he is the rock god Morax after all!

Clearly aware of the horror of wear and tear.

So calmness soon came over

【Zhongli: Ruotuo, have you temporarily regained your consciousness?】

【Ruotuo Dragon King: Yes! I was quite touched when I saw the reviews and videos of the light screen.】

【Ruotuo Dragon King: Vaguely, I seem to feel that I have really experienced everything with you.】

【Ruotuo Dragon King: It’s a pity that I still couldn’t remember it because of wear and tear. ]

Seeing this, Zhongli secretly realized that this was indeed the case.

When he sealed the opponent, it was after a fight, and then it briefly woke up from the wear and tear.

Then be willing to be sealed!

Now, it was touched by the video of the curtain and it briefly regained its sanity.

I just don’t know how long Ruotuo can maintain this state…

Other immortals also thought of this at this time.

I couldn’t help but sigh in my heart.

It’s because they thought too well.

But I wasn’t disappointed either.

It was enough to see an old friend regain his sanity for a short time!

【Zhongli: After thousands of years apart, it is the greatest luck to see an old friend again! (Sentiment.jpg)】

【Ruotuo Dragon King: Me too! But this rationality probably won’t last long.】

【Ruotuo Dragon King: Through the light curtain, you now know that the seal behind it will loosen. Then just come and seal me!】

【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Dragon King Ruotuo, don’t be discouraged. With the light curtain, everything is possible!】

【True Lord Cutting the Moon and Building the Yang: Yes! I believe that this time it will not be a farewell between you and the emperor, but a new reunion!】

【Master Lishui Dieshan: We must have a good get-together when the time comes!】

【Ningguang: In the past, Liyue was very disrespectful to you, Ruotuo Dragon King. It was Liyue’s fault!】

【Ningguang: We will do our best to make up for your】

【Keqing: If you have the chance, you can come and see Liyue now! We did not disappoint you!】

【Ruotuo Dragon King: Definitely, definitely! 】

Ruotuo Dragon King looked at the speeches in the chat group with a smile on his face.

Although it does not have these people in its memory, it still feels inexplicably familiar.

Maybe…this is the bond of thousands of years in the past!

Even if there is wear and tear imposed by heaven, it cannot be completely erased!

As for the future… it’s not clear, and it doesn’t give much hope.

It was already worth it to meet these strange yet familiar old friends this time!

… villa.

After Luo Chen gave everyone a moment of relief, he spoke again.

“Okay, this is the end of the story of Ruoduo Dragon King.”

“At this point, this serious review of the gods and their descendants ends.”

“Next, is our unserious review!”

……

Hearing this, everyone became happy!

Although serious things are interesting, informal comments are just as fun!

Even because of the different identities of the people being reviewed, sometimes the latter is more interesting!

For example, Navilette the day before yesterday!

For example, Barbatos, the god of wind yesterday!

Or today’s rock god Morax!

After waiting for so long, it’s finally here!

…

Hall of Rebirth

“Hahaha, it’s finally time to leave a serious review!”

“How are you, guest, how do you feel now?”

“Are you nervous?”

“Are you afraid?”

After the words in the light curtain fell, Hutao ran up to Zhongli with a smile.

This guy has a serious face every day.

Now he can finally find some fun from the other party~

Hearing this, before Zhongli had time to speak, Wendy pretended became unhappy

“Eh~”

“What the hall master said is wrong!”

“Who is the old man?”

“The God of War in Teyvat Continent!”

“Kill the demon god without batting an eyelid!”

“How can we be afraid of inappropriate comments in the light curtain?”

“Old man, do you think so?”

After saying this, he patted his chest and continued to speak seriously.

“Besides, don’t worry, old man!”

“As your best friend!”

“No matter what inappropriate comments appear in the light screen, I will not laugh!”

“After all, I am a professional!”

Well, unless you really can’t help it~

Hey, then you can’t blame him~

Zhongli:”……”

What did you say?

What else did he say?

But it’s not a serious review…

I just thought about getting rewards before, so I basically didn’t pay much attention to irregular reviews.

But now it was really his turn.

Thinking about all the weird and inappropriate comments in the light screen in the past, and looking at the hall master and Wendy who were eagerly waiting for fun,

Zhongli’s mood suddenly became a little subtle.

“There shouldn’t be anything inappropriate about me, right?”

But thinking of the various weird comment angles of the light screen, he suddenly had an ominous premonition.

……

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei: Okay~ Finally it’s time for another daily illicit review~ (Happy.jpg)】

【Paimon: Okay~ I can eat melons and watch movies again~ (Happy.jpg)】

【Ruotuo Dragon King: Unserious comment? Ting Liuyun mentioned it before, but what exactly is it?】

【Ruotuo Dragon King: Also, who is that villain behind your speech?】

【Wendy: Hey, this little guy is called an emoticon!】

【Wendy: For example (smile.expression), (dog head.expression), (eating melon.expression), (shock.jpg)……】

【Wendy: And Sister Huang Dou’s (tears. Expression)】

【Navia:……】

【Ruotuo Dragon King: That’s it! (eating melon. expression)】

【Ruotuo Dragon King: What about unserious comments? (eating melon. expression)】

【Nasida: This is the light screen commenting on the reviewee from various weird angles.】

【Nacida: Because it is an irregular item, there will be all kinds of extremely strange things.���Case!】

【Nasida: As for authenticity, that’s a matter of opinion.~】

【Tevalin: It’s hard to say for others, but Barbatos’s must be true! Even better!】

【Wendy: Slander, slander! I am such a serious person!】

【Paimon: Singer, honestly admit it~ Who among this group of people still doesn’t know your background? (Spreading hands.jpg)]

At this time, Dragon King Ruotuo also probably understood

【Ruotuo Dragon King: That’s it! Today I’m going to review Morax and I. I don’t know if there will be any inappropriate reviews?】

【Alice: Hehe, just refer to your peers! tvarinaviolette】

【Tevalin:……】

【Tevalin: I think we should discuss Morax?】

【Navelle: Agreed!】

【Zhongli:? ? ?】

【Wendy: Hey, old man~ But for such a serious person, it’s hard to imagine that he could be anything less than serious!】

【Hutao: Didn’t someone talk about the contrast before? The more the surface leans towards one aspect, the more the inside tends to the other extreme!】

【Yingmei: That makes sense!】

【Lisa: For example, Qin and Barbara, on the surface they are the royal sister and the gentle and lovely praying priest! But in fact, she is a girl who wants to fall in love, and my sister Ba from society! (smirking.jpg)】

【Piano:……】

【Barbara:……】

【Gan Yu: And Master Keqing! On the surface, he appears to be a hard-working Yu Hengxing, but on the inside, he is a miscellaneous master! (smirking.jpg)】

【Qingqing:……】

【Yae Kamiko: And Ayaka-chan~ She is obviously a eldest lady, but in fact she is really a tortoise and a yandere~ (smirk.jpg)】

【Kamisato Ayaka: Mr. Palace Secretary! (cover face.jpg)】

【Ruotuo Dragon King: Got it! In other words, Morax is an extremely serious person on the outside, but the more unserious and outrageous he is on the inside! (Sudden realization.jpg)】

【Hutao: Hahaha, I really want to see Zhongli’s dirty scenes! It must be interesting!】

【Wendy: Looking forward to it~】

【Shadow: Expectation~】

【Nasida: Looking forward to it~】

【Funina: Looking forward to it~】

【……】

Seeing this, the immortals in Liyue suddenly panicked. (If you want to read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Isn’t it?

The Emperor’s unorthodox comments can’t really be that unorthodox, right?

Normally, they would still look confident.

But after reading so many unfair reviews from Light Screen, I have lost confidence.

I just hope it’s not too outrageous.

As for Zhongli himself… the ominous thoughts in his heart are getting deeper and deeper at this time!

…… villa.

When Luo Chen saw the prominent barrage in the live broadcast room, the corners of his mouth raised slightly.

Contrast? really!

In this aspect alone, the old man is the best in the entire Teyvat continent!

No one is right!

“The serious review just now was too heavy, let this unserious review lighten the mood.~”[]

“I hope you can enjoy watching it~”

Luo Chen began to look forward to it.

After coughing twice, he spoke now

“The informal review officially begins”

“Let’s start with Zhongli”

“Not serious���Comment on the first item – afraid of seafood!”

“Every god has a weird”weakness””！”

“For example, Barbatos is afraid of cats!”

“As for Morax, he is afraid of seafood!”

“The seafood here refers to those marine creatures that have soft skin and scales, can survive even after their bodies are cut off, and can spit out sticky and wet liquid!”

“As for the origin of this weakness, it actually also stems from the Demon War.”

“Back then, there was a kind of monster like this that was parasitic in human society.”

“In addition to having the above disgusting properties, it is also very small!”

“Therefore, it is present in every corner of human society”

“For example, tables, chairs, benches, doors and windows, teacups, books, etc.!”

“As soon as you reach out, you may touch something cold and wet”

“Not only that, these monsters will even slowly crawl up your hand”

“Faced with such a disgusting thing, Morax could not directly smash it to pieces with absolute force.”

“You can only catch it with your own hands!”

“After a long period of torture, he breathed a sigh of relief”

“From then on, I avoided these things!”

……

Hall of Rebirth

“Huh——”

“Isn’t this too disgusting?”

After Hutao heard this, she hugged her arms and started rubbing her body involuntarily.

There was a frown on her face, full of disgust.

Even though she was fearless, she was still a girl after all.

Just thinking about these sticky things She couldn’t help but shiver all over when she saw something mushy and soft.

Wendy and Tevarin also had similar expressions.

It wasn’t that they were afraid.

After all, this monster was only as strong as that.

But she couldn’t help feeling sick!

When she thought of this thing , Wendy is no longer interested in drinking.

“Old man, you were tortured back then!”

Wendy sighed with a look on her face.

If it were him…

Oh my god!

Why not let him drink less for a few days!

Zhongli shook his head gently after hearing this

“Prayed by the people of Liyue”

“If you agree, you have to do it!”

Although he said it easily.

But when he thinks about those things now, he still feels a little uncomfortable.

It’s true that he has some ptsd ~

……

Somewhere in the abyss

“So that’s it!”

“If you get bitten by a snake in one move, you will be afraid of well ropes for ten years!”

Song suddenly understood after listening to the words in the light curtain.

But this is a very important piece of information for them!

It is the same as the cat to the Fengshen.

This is a powerful thing that can weaken Morax’s combat power on the battlefield!

Thinking of this, Sora stood up, and then spoke to the men under the throne.

“Did you hear everything?”

“I want this kind of seafood monster with soft skin and scales, the ability to regenerate its limbs, and the ability to spit out sticky and wet liquid!”

“It is the nemesis of the Rock God!”

“Find them all for me later!”

“Did you hear that?”

Hearing this, the members of the Abyss Cult looked at me and I looked at you, and they were a little reluctant.

Although they are not human beings now, they are disgusting with this kind of thing!

Just thinking about it makes me feel uncomfortable.

But His Highness is right!

This is the nemesis of the Rock God!

The Rock God is already very strong!

If they don’t think of some way to deal with him.

What if they meet on the battlefield in the future?

In order to save their lives as much as possible!

For To be able to complete His Highness’s great cause!

For Kanria!

I have no choice but to fight!

So they all responded.

“Yes, Your Highness the Prince!”

“Um!”

Seeing this, Kong nodded with satisfaction, then stretched out his hands and began to inject chicken blood.

“I know you all find it disgusting!”

“But think about that image!”

“If we fight against the Wind God and the Rock God in the future, we will use the cat with our left hand to push back the former, and the monster with our right hand to contain the Rock God!”

“You can directly deal with two gods at once!”

“In the entire continent of Teyvat, who else but me?”

Hearing this, all the members of the Abyss Cult began to breathe quickly.

As they thought about it, waves of hoarse laughter gradually arose in the base (Qianqianhao).

“Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie~”

……

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei: Oh my god, not only Zhongli is afraid of this thing, I am afraid too! (Afraid.jpg)】

【Paimon: Yeah, that sounds disgusting! (Afraid.jpg)】

【Ke Qing: Just thinking about it makes me feel uncomfortable. I don’t know how the emperor survived back then! (Afraid.jpg)】

【Kamisato Ayaka: Yes, it is not an ordinary monster with an obvious goal, but is hidden in the corner. Not only does it take a lot of effort, it’s also hard to find.】

【Nilu: Isn’t the most disgusting thing about you touching that sticky thing inadvertently, and then the monster crawling up your hand?】

【Navia: Stop talking, stop talking! I almost get goosebumps when I hear it (scared.jpg)】

【Alice: This monster is proud to be able to make Morax spend such a huge price! (Sentiment.jpg)】

【Xiangling: Huh?】

【Xiangling: Is it so scary? (Doubt.jpg)】

【Xiangling: I also want to try making delicious food with this monster! I don’t know if it tastes good? ]

Seeing this statement, the people in the chat group fell silent.

Good guy!

When you see this slimy disgusting monster, your first reaction is not to be afraid, but to want to eat it?

Thinking of this, many people couldn’t help but swallowed subconsciously.

She is indeed the woman who randomly picked up the Kitchen God when she went out!

It’s so scary~

Is there anything in this world that she doesn’t dare to eat?

Since then, in addition to Sano, the master of cold jokes, another character has left a deep impression on everyone in the chat group!

…… villa.

Luo Chen smiled and said again

“After talking about Morax’s weaknesses, let’s continue with an informal review”

“The second item of informal review – acting skills!”

“Among the seven rulers in the world, except for the silly boy Ying and the ignorant child Xiaocao Shen, Uncle”

“All of them are masters of acting!”

“Next, let’s take a look at the wonderful performances of Morax and Barbatos~”