Genshin Impact Comment on Yingmei at the beginning, I broke my defense

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A figure is moving quickly towards Tianheng Mountain.

It was none other than Mandrill.

But at this time, he stopped again.

Seeing the scene in the light screen that was even more outrageous than the last time, Mandrill couldn’t help but widen his eyes.

Click~

It felt like something was about to break in my heart.

But suddenly, he suddenly came back to his senses

“Although it’s a little…a little…a little weird, the emperor must have his reasons for doing this!”

Mandrill began to comfort himself in his heart.

It was just like the dance with the Water Dragon King from Fengdan last time.

On the surface, it was not doing anything serious, but in fact it was for Liyue! The more Mandrill thought about it, the more it seemed possible!

It’s the same this time!

It’s just that he can’t understand it with his shallow knowledge!

“Let’s ask that Tianquan star in the group later!”

Mandrill said secretly in his heart, then turned into a wisp of wind.

Then he started on his way again.

……

Hall of Rebirth.

At this time, the atmosphere in the lobby was silent.

Neither the two gods nor the dragon spoke, but the expressions on their faces were extremely wonderful.

It was obviously caused by the video in the light curtain!

After a while, Hu Tao looked away from the light screen and looked strange.

“Is this the extra money I picked up when I traveled to Mondstadt?”

“It’s really… really… really special!”

Her mood at the moment is extremely confusing.

She doesn’t know how to describe it. She can only use the word”special”!

But one thing is certain!

That is, fortunately, she did not use that request before!

Compared to Ke Qing dances in dragon form, this”Zhong Li” is so much more interesting~

You just have to wash your eyes after watching it~ because it’s too eye-catching!

Thinking of the other party pretending to be silly and cute in front of her, Hu Tao couldn’t help laughing.

Even his body was shaking.

“special?”

“It’s really special!”

“And it’s not only special, but also fun~”

On the side, Wendy touched her chin, a trace of interest flashed in her eyes

“Fun?”

Hearing Wendy’s words, Hutao turned around and looked over with a surprised look on his face.

“No, look at the old man, how much fun the people in Daqiuqiu are having~”

Wendy chuckled.

Hutao thought about it after listening to it.

He found that it was really like this!

Although the content of the video was a bit raw and abstract, his guest Qing was playing in it I’m really happy.

I don’t know if it’s because I’m in a foreign country, but I’m not what I used to be.

I feel like I’m completely letting myself go.

At this time,

Hutao suddenly thought of something and looked at Wendy with a strange look on his face.

“Wait, are you thinking of doing this kind of sex thing?”

“What is a sex operation?”

“Let go of your constraints, find happiness, and gain true freedom!”

Wendy corrected him seriously.

Hearing this, Hutao and Tevalin rolled their eyes in annoyance.

What do you mean by letting go of your restraints?

What do you mean by gaining freedom?

You are just addicted to not doing serious business. Seeing this is fun, you want to have fun. Haha~

As expected of you~

The ultimate fish monster~

Wendy smiled when she saw this, and then looked at Zhongli who had been silent all the time.

“Hey, old man, this is good extra money!”

“Call me next time and come with you~”

Zhongli:”……”

At this time, his whole body was numbed by this video~

This is too stupid, right?

Even the words”raw fuck” and”eye-sore” are not enough to describe it.

It’s true that the previous serious reviews were praising it, but now the unserious reviews are outrageous!

For a moment, he felt helpless.

But at this time, there are still people who actively want this extra money?

Isn’t this person too serious?

What?

Is it Barbatos?

Oh, that’s no problem……

“How’s it going, old man?”

“Do you want to come together then?”

“Not Mondstadt, hey, it’s not a bad idea to go to Daoqi.~”

“Maybe Sumeru? Fontaine?”

“Forget about it in the winter~”

Seeing that Zhongli didn’t say anything, Wendy spoke again.

“OK!”

“I will make you feel happy~”

Zhongli smiled slightly.

Do you want to experience happiness so much?

OK!

Wait until the review is over and let you experience it!

But it’s not the extravagant happiness like the light curtain~ but the happiness of competition!

The God of War personally accompanies the competition. I think Barbatos will definitely be happy.~

……

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei: Oh my God, this video is too eye-catching, isn’t it? I have been doing good deeds throughout my life, so why did I watch this video? (Want to cry but no tears.jpg)】

【Paimon: Isn’t that right? How could I be able to watch such a hellish video at such a beautiful time at noon? I have completely lost my appetite… (crying.jpg)】

【Funina: Xumi is empty, the grass god is in the world! Too bad!】

【Nacida: Hey, there are too many grass gods in Teyvat, so this grass god is not appropriate~ (sigh. expression)】

【Shadow: Where is the extra money? It’s clearly the wear and tear of Morax! horrible~】

【Navilet: This should be the most abstract and inappropriate comment so far.……】

【Ruo Tuo Dragon King; In comparison, I suddenly feel that my current situation is not bad?】

【Tevalin: At least you haven’t behaved this outrageously yet.……】

【Wendy: Hey, in Mondstadt at that time, there were fish infestation in the sea, and grass gods entrenched in the mountains. The King of Rocks summoned bombs to return Mondstadt to a peaceful world. Legend has it that when the emperor was going on an expedition, he once said,”Boom bombs!” (dog head.jpg)】

【Yao Shenzi: If the emperor does this, he must be seriously ill! (dog head.jpg)】

【……】

When they first saw the video, people in the chat group already had a strong urge to complain.

But because of the continuity of the video, I held back for the time being.

And as the video plays, this emotion accumulates more and more!

Until the moment the video ended, it exploded in the chat group.

One by one, they all said it was outrageous and couldn’t stand it.

After venting for a while, they began to discuss the content of the video.

【Kamisato Ayaka: Ahem, did you notice that this video is a little weird? It seems that the protagonist of this video was originally a child. It is precisely because of this that it is particularly special to change to the rock god, ahem】

【Piano:……】

【Qin: Miss Ayaka is right! If it were Keli, it would be completely her daily life. (Helpless.jpg)】

【Amber: Ahem, Xiao Keli is like this! Every day I either think about going to fry fish or I’m locked in a solitary room】

【Lisa: This is Xiao Keli~ (picture.jpg)]

This was taken by Lisa in the solitary room next door.

In the picture, little Keli is carrying a small schoolbag and tilting her head.

Looks so cute.

Seeing this photo, the hearts of everyone in the chat group suddenly melted.

Isn’t this little guy too cute?

But then, connected with the words of the Mondstadt people, they suddenly realized.

That’s what happened!

The original video was supposed to be the daily life of this little Keli.

But he was replaced by Morax due to the unfair comments of Light Screen!

Hence the current video!

Subconsciously, everyone compared the videos with different protagonists in their minds.

With Xiao Keli, the whole video instantly became reasonable!

Full of children’s laughter and innocence!

It makes people feel like their aunt is smiling after watching it.

But after switching to Morax, the entire video instantly became abstract!

With the premise impression of him being serious and domineering, no matter how you look at it, it’s hell!

These two are completely two extremes!

I don’t know how the light curtain associates these two together.

What a fucking genius.~

【Alice: Indeed! I just said that it looked abstract and a little bit familiar at the time!】

【Alice: You Morax, you took away my precious daughter’s job! (Dog head. Expression)] (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【Alice: Xiao Keli, I will take you to Liyue as a guest when the time comes! All expenses are paid by Lily! (heroic.jpg)】

【Kelly: Okay~】

【Paimon: Lily? Zhong Lili? What an awkward title.……】

【Wendy: Yes, otherwise it would be called Yanlili! (dog head.jpg)】

【Shadow: Yanlili? Huh? this is not bad! Just like Barbatos’ previous Wendy! Good!】

【Funina: This is good, this is good! (Thumbs up.jpg)】

【Zhongli:……】

What the hell?

Is that all Zhong Li?

Why is there another Yanlili now? ?

He thought that he had named Barbatos”Wendy” before, and now Barbatos had named him”Yanlili”.”……

Zhongli’s mouth twitched slightly.

Okay, it’s even~

As for Ms. Alice’s side……[]

【Zhongli: Welcome to Liyue, but please keep the noise low.】

【Zhongli: As for related expenses, bills will be sent directly to……】

【walnut:? ? ?】

【Zhongli: Just send it directly to Beiguo Bank!】

【Yingmei: 6!】

【Shadow: 6!】

【Nasida: 6!】

【Funina: 6!】

【Rich people:……】

【Dadalia:……】

Alice nodded with satisfaction upon seeing this.

If you give her face like this, she won’t make too much noise with Xiao Keli behind her.

In a happy mood, her fun mood returned.

Thinking of the discussion in the last video, the corners of her mouth raised again

【Alice: People from various countries in the group have discussed it, but what about the people in Liyue? Come out and bubble! What do you think of”Zhong Li”? (Bad smile.jpg)]

Seeing this statement, Immortal Liyue and ordinary people touched their noses in embarrassment.

How else can I see this?

But this time they learned the lesson from last time and did not remain silent. then,

【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Of course the emperor has his own reasons for doing this! Condensing light!】

【True Monarch Cutting the Moon and Building the Yang: Of course the emperor has his own reasons for doing this! Condensing light!】

【Zhenjun Lishanduishui: The emperor certainly has his reasons for doing this! Condensing light!】

【Mandrill: Ningguang, only you, Tianquanxing, can understand the deep meaning of the emperor’s behavior! ]

When Ning Guang saw this, the corner of his mouth couldn’t help but twitch.

What is the deep meaning of this?

It’s clearly the bad taste of the light curtain!

But when she saw that all the immortals were interested in her, she couldn’t help but answer.

In desperation, I can only follow the example of the gourd.

【Ningguang: Ahem, the emperor certainly has his reasons for doing this!】

【Ningguang: There are two reasons for doing this!】

【Ning Guang: The first item is that Xiao Keli is the favorite of Mondstadt and has a strong identity and background!】

【Ning Guang: The emperor wants to use this to give Liyue a stable and strong ally!】

【Ning Guang: The second item is that the emperor wants to use this to let go. Well, no, he wants to let go of himself, in order to achieve the purpose of slowing down the wear and tear!】

【Ningguang: So all the emperor’s actions are for Liyue!】

【Mandrill: That’s right! That’s it!】

【Zhongli: Ahem, that’s true! Worthy of being the third generation rock god! (Serious.jpg)]

Although this statement is nonsense.

But as long as you can justify it!

It is indeed Ningguang!

Increase wages!

Zhongli, the big boss, expressed his satisfaction!

After others saw it, their expressions suddenly became wonderful.

Good guy!

Is this okay?

But not to mention, just like last time, at least it looks fine on the surface!

Thinking of this, many people pondered in their hearts.

I was thinking about whether I should wait for my turn and do something like this.

…… villa.

Luo Chen also saw Ning Guang’s explanation at this time.

Suddenly he couldn’t help but raise his eyebrows

“｀Okay!”

“As expected of the Tianquan Star who is responsible for the law!”

“That being the case, let’s see how you deal with this last item!”

Thinking of this, he didn’t hesitate and said with a smile.

“After talking about Zhong Li, I think everyone has a certain understanding of Morax’s wonderful retirement life.”

“Next, let’s continue with the non-serious review!”

“The fourth and final item of the informal review – Laodenghua!”

……

Seeing new movement in the light curtain, the chat group became interested.

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei: Is this the last item? But what is this”olden blossom”? (curious.jpg)】

【Shadow:”Blooming” is easy to understand, it means flowers blooming, but”Laodeng”…could it mean Morax?】

【Nacida: Senior Morax is the ruler of the rock. He is not the God of Flowers and has the elemental ability of grass. He shouldn’t have the ability to make flowers bloom, right?】

【Funina: Hey, hey, this is not a serious comment! Even if Morax had this ability, it would definitely not be like this!】

【Navilette: Ms. Funina is right! It seems there is another mystery here!】

【Hutao: Zhongli, guest, do you know any useful information?】

【Zhongli:……】

【Zhongli: How can we figure out the existence of the light curtain?】

【Alice: Hehe, none of this matters! As long as you know one thing, it is definitely not easy to put it in the finale! (bad smile.jpg)】

【Zhongli:……】

Come on, come on everyone~

There are already so many unfair reviews, and this last one is not missing!

What’s more, with the previous”Zhong Li”, how could this”Lao Deng Huahua” be so outrageous? (Hao Zhao Hao)

With different thoughts, everyone focused their attention on the light screen again

…… villa.

Luo Chen also clicked on the new video at this time.

Soon, the light screen began to flash.

The background is the private room of Xinyuexuan.

Gan Yu is eating food inside.

Traveler Yingmei and Zhongli are hiding in the flowerpot behind him.

After a while, Gan Yu left.

When the two saw this, they ran out quickly.

“It’s now, grandpa, come on!”

Yingmei shouted to Zhongli.

…

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei:? ? ? Why did I suddenly have an extra grandpa?】

【Paimon: Hee hee, Zhongli is over 6,000 years old. He is no longer your grandfather.~】

【Shadow: Not necessarily! Since the traveler has witnessed the Catastrophe of Kanria, it must be at least five hundred years old. I just don’t know how long I lived in Teyvat continent before I came to it.】

【Nacida: Able to travel through the world and fight against the maintainers of heavenly principles! In its prime, it should have been even more powerful than the Seven Gods! Even the Seven Gods can live for thousands of years, and so can travelers!】

【Funina: Good guy! Looking at it this way, the traveler may be a few thousand years old at least, but tens of thousands or even higher! (Surprised.jpg)】

【Lisa: Oh, it’s true~ It seems I can’t call you cutie anymore~ (Spread your hands.jpg)】

【Yae Shenzi: Same, you can’t call the little guy anymore~ You have to call me aunt! (bad smile.jpg)】

【Wendy: Auntie, you can’t do that! At such an old age, you are already at the level of ancestors! (dog head. expression)】

【……】

Seeing this, Yingmei was dumbfounded. what’s going on?

She is obviously a young, beautiful and lovely girl!

Why did she become an aunt?

Are you even an ancestor?

Isn’t that outrageous?

Which girl doesn’t care about age?

What is tens of thousands of years old? nonexistent!

【Yingmei: What nonsense are you talking about? I’ve obviously just turned 18~ Uh, no, I’ve just turned 500.~】

【Everyone:? ? ? Light】

…… ps: Mixed card pool…

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