Genshin Impact: Have you ever experienced a light-speed kick?

Why is he here!

What is he doing here!

Is he going to make public the fact that he slapped the immortal's butt so that the contract will take effect...

This is in front of the three of them!

Zhenjun Liuyunjiefeng held the railing tightly with both hands, her eyes were about to spit fire, but her shoulders trembled slightly, and it was hard to tell whether she was angry or afraid, or... something else.

After living for hundreds of years, no one had ever treated him in such a shameful manner. The subsequent contract made Master Liuyun Jiefeng speechless and unable to speak out his pain. It seemed that he felt the numbness and pain like an electric shock again...

In the ancient books of Liyue, Master Liuyun Jiefeng was recorded as having no increase or decrease in nature, no purity in his heart, and no law. He was a free and easy immortal who was detached from the complexity of the world.

What Qin Yu didn't know was that the last time he beat him up, this free and easy immortal had a psychological trauma, and he was even more afraid that Qin Yu would tell the incident of that day in public and finally make the contract effective.

If that were the case, the dignified Master Liuyun Jiefeng would become the servant of the young man!

Although he was upset, he didn't dare to appear in front of Qin Yu.

So, in addition to normal practice and research on interesting gadgets, Master Liuyun Jiefeng also added a new project every day.

Pray that the speeding guy accidentally crashes into the mountain or is struck by lightning...

Holding his arms in front of his chest, Xiao is quite interested in this young man who appeared out of nowhere.

Just when Ying just landed, Qin Yu made an "eight" gesture with his left hand, pointed at the dazzling light ball in the sky, and whispered softly:

"Bang--"

"Pah!"

Many people only saw a flash of golden light in front of their eyes, and the light ball exploded directly, and the falling fragments hit Paimeng's head--

"Ah, it hurts so much!"

"Eh? Ying, why are there only delicious food in my eyes? Wow, happiness comes too suddenly~"

Before he finished speaking, Paimeng fainted in Ying's arms.

Qin Yu stretched his hand to his mouth, pretended to blow the non-existent cigarette, glanced at Ningguang on the high platform from the corner of his eye, and nodded with his other hand.

"One hand, Mora will be there!"

The immortals on the high platform looked at each other, especially the True Lord of Lishui Dieshan, who had an incredible look on his face. He had deliberately made things difficult for Ningguang before. If no one smashed the light ball, it would also prove that the gap between the two paths of human and immortal was as big as the difference between heaven and earth.

How many years have it been, and humans have already progressed to this point?

"Immortal, times have changed."

Ningguang's confident words rang in his ears, causing one person, one crane, and one deer to snort in dissatisfaction.

In the end, the four light balls were smashed by Ying, Qin Yu, Xingqiu, and Chongyun respectively. When the four immortals were asked who they wanted to choose, the True Lord of Liuyun Jiefeng, who had transformed into a human form, rushed to Ningguang in an instant, pointed his jade finger at Qin Yu, and shouted loudly:

"That person is mine!"

Xiao: ???

True Lord of Lishui Dieshan: ???

True Lord of Xueyue Zhuyang: ???

Immediately, before everyone could react, Master Liuyun Jiefeng jumped off the stage and pulled Qin Yu up to leave. His eagerness and eagerness made everyone present... puzzled.

Xingqiu scratched his head, thinking that Qin Yu was indeed the chosen one. He knew so many taboos that he shouldn't know at his age, and he could make the mature, generous and beautiful crane sister...

Alas!

"Didn't she disagree?"

Master Xueyue Zhuyang came back to his senses at this time and rolled his eyes secretly. When did this stupid bird with a leaky mouth learn so well?

Qin Yu's performance was clearly seen by everyone present. He was clearly the strongest among the four. Even if they had to choose, they should choose one who was in line with their status...

At the end of the banquet, Xiao chose Ying and Paimeng, while Xingqiu and Chongyun became followers of Master Lishui Dieshan and Master Xueyue Zhuyang respectively.

…

“Hehe, Paimeng likes to eat delicious meat buns the most, hehehe.”

The stunned Paimeng fumbled around with his hands, drooling and mumbling:

“My buns, my buns, don’t run!”

Ying walked behind the others panting heavily, his teeth clacking and his cheeks flushed. It was obviously a very serious moment, damn it!

Ningguang suppressed her smile. The immortals didn’t know if it was okay, and the innocent and kind Chongyun had almost no imagination in some aspects.

Only Xingqiu, who sighed deeply,

After taking a few puffs, he managed to keep his mind clear. He took out a small notebook from somewhere and quickly wrote down the lewd words that Paimon said from time to time in his sleep.

These are all super good materials!

At a certain moment, the scene of Paimon in the dream changed, and he turned into a chef, kneading dough and mixing stuffing. Looking at his masterpiece, Paimon was really happy. It must taste delicious!

Paimon, who had been salivating for a long time, had a gluttonous look in his eyes. He was busy for a long time, and now he could enjoy it!

Ah!

"Hiss——"

...

"Bang!"

Ningguang and others only felt a muffled sound behind them. When they looked back, they found that there was a deep dent on the pillar. Tears were swirling in the corners of the cute Paimon's eyes, and his hands kept rubbing his head.

"What are you doing!"

"Paimeng spent a long time making this in my dream, and I can finally eat it. Damn it! The meat bun that was about to reach my mouth flew away. Woohoo, no matter what, you have to compensate me for my meat bun!"

The girl's already turbulent heart was even more turbulent at this moment, and she finally shouted loudly: "Compensate you with a head!"

"But..."

Paimeng hesitated, looking at the back of the angry figure who left, and muttered:

"Your head is not a pig's head, a tiger's head, or a turtle's head. It can't be eaten if it doesn't taste good... Alas!"

So only pure and cute little guys can say the dirtiest words?

Chongyun stared at the smiling people, not knowing where the laugh was. Looking at Xingqiu beside him, he had already burst into tears because he was holding back.

"Well, it seems that I have a lot to learn from the immortal!"

In a secluded corner of Yujingtai.

One hand slapped the cold wall, and the other hand was holding the boy's collar. The woman gnashed her teeth, and her lips trembled slightly because of her inner excitement.

The boy in front of her was the culprit of everything!

If it wasn't for him, how could she suddenly turn into a human form today? '

If it wasn't for him, she wouldn't have to worry, and she wouldn't be misunderstood by those three people!

"Qin-Yu!"

"Master Liuyunjiefeng, Miss Xianhe, I'm here!"

Unlike the woman, Qin Yu showed the same awareness as a fish on a chopping board and a lamb to be slaughtered. Anyway, it's already like this, is he still afraid of being eaten by the immortal?

Even if he is eaten, as long as it's not fried, roasted, deep-fried, boiled, steamed or stewed, other methods are fine.

Qin Yu stared at the powerful Master Liuyunjiefeng in front of him, and thought from another angle that he was being beaten against the wall by the immortal, which was like a miracle reappearing!

"What do you want!"

"Miss Xianhe, I'm right here~"

Qin Yu said innocently: "Shouldn't I be the one asking you this? What do you want to do with me like this?"

"Cancel the contract! Otherwise--"

"I have countless ways to torture you!"

"Master Liuyunjiefeng, please believe me, I really kept my mouth shut on this matter, and never told anyone about it. You really have to fully trust me on this matter!"

"Your mouth is a lie, I'd never trust you!"

At this point, Master Liuyunjiefeng showed his rough side. As long as Qin Yu could cancel the contract, even if his image was damaged, it would be better than becoming Qin Yu's servant!

According to the content of the contract, as long as Qin Yu talked about it with others, it meant that the contract would take effect.

As for Qin Yu's promise that he didn't mention it to others-

Haha, Master Liuyunjiefeng would never believe it!

Please, this is a drum on the immortal's ass. She doesn't believe that a frivolous and slippery guy like Qin Yu would have no desire to share.

"I really didn't say anything!"

"You really didn't say anything, not even other metaphors?"

Qin Yu was really amused by the woman in front of him, so he said very solemnly:

"I, Qin Yu, swear that I really didn't say anything. If I violate today's words, let me fail to increase the power every time!"

"Failed to increase the power?"

Seeing the woman's puzzled look, Qin Yu broke away from the woman and explained:

"In short, I hope you can fully trust me. That is already the most terrible punishment for me! Moreover, even if I want to say something, I will definitely say that I slapped your ass dozens of times in front of the immortal mansion of Aozang Mountain, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun, and under the gaze of Ganyu and Shenhe..."

Then, Qin Yu covered his mouth with his hand. According to the content of the contract, it seems to have taken effect!

Suddenly, Master Liuyun Jiefeng also understood something. His face changed drastically. He seemed to be petrified and could not move. It took a long time for him to recover. He actually started to lower his head like a bullied child.

Sobbing.

Dihuazhou, the top floor of Wangshu Inn.

A young man in green clothes, white tights and a green hat was playing a harp.

The melodious music, combined with the cool breeze blowing from the snow-capped mountains, made the reeds in the distance sway. Passersby felt the breath of freedom under the music and smiled knowingly.

"Aha, I knew you would come!"

The young man noticed the man walking slowly behind him, turned around, stuck out his tongue playfully, and asked:

"You old man, I came to see you first!"

"You are obviously the one who has more free time and lives a wealthy life, hum!"

Zhongli looked at the young man in front of him and he was almost the same as when he first met him. Thinking of the old friend who had gradually become less and less due to the wear and tear of the years, he couldn't help but reveal a bit of nostalgia in the depths of his eyes.

"Hey, old friends, shouldn't you give me a warm hug? Although your embrace is as hard as rock and has no temperature, I don't mind."

Seeing that Zhongli didn't speak, the boy grabbed the wine jar beside him and threw it to Zhongli, who caught it steadily and said lightly:

"You know, I rarely drink."

"Please, this is the aged wine of the Dawn Winery, the most famous winery in Mondstadt. I earned it by singing in the tavern for several months. Are you so disrespectful?"

"Humph!"

The smile on the boy's face gradually disappeared, and he asked casually: "Are you really going to quit?"

"You and I are different. I didn't participate too much from the beginning. I just fished, drank wine, and earned some Mora. You are conscientious..."

"It's time to quit. If they still can't take on this burden and find other reasons to reappear, Isn't it good?"

Zhongli's words made the boy stunned at first, and he couldn't help laughing, "This doesn't sound like something you can say! Which little guy gave it to you?"

"Well... Qin Yu, you might get to know him later, an... interesting person."

The boy put the wine glass in front of Zhongli, "Cheers to this person I have never met?"

"..."

"By the way, Mora was created by you, how about you give me some, and I can bring you such good wine next time, how about it?"

Zhongli walked to the boy and picked him up and threw him into the air, "Not even half a Mora, I never bring it when I go out."

"Woo, do you have to be so ruthless!"

A comfortable breeze blew from bottom to top, and the boy's figure melted into the wind, but disappeared in an instant, leaving Zhongli standing on the top floor of Wangshu Inn, with the corners of his mouth unconsciously raised.

"From a general rational point of view, this kind of meeting is not bad."

Walking down the Yujing Terrace, the woman followed Qin Yu with her arms drooping weakly, as if her soul had been squeezed out, with tears on her face.

From now on, will the dignified Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun become his servant?

She couldn't accept such a cruel reality from the bottom of her heart...

"Hehe, Sister He?"

"Sister Immortal?"

Qin Yu called several times, and found that Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun didn't pay any attention to him at all. Even if he turned his body to the side, the other party would walk forward like a zombie, and sighed.

He tiptoed around behind him, and repeated the same trick as that day~

"Snap!"

The woman suddenly raised her head, her whole body was like an electric shock, and her silver teeth bit her red lips lightly.

"How dare he..."

Then, Qin Yu heard a burst of shattering sounds.

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