[Liuyun borrows the wind Zhenjun]: What is coconut milk produced by ancient coconut sheep? Or is it from the mouth of the system, is it possible that Liyue actually has a very ancient creature that is beyond our understanding?
[Shen He]: Master, I bought coconut milk, you can also drink it together.
[Liuyun borrows the wind Zhenjun]: It's really my good apprentice, and I came here for my teacher.
"Guys, just now 121 boxes of coconut milk have been sold, and now the inventory is no longer suitable for a lot, hurry up and buy it!" Ying shouted loudly in front of the camera, she had done her best for marketing.
[Mond netizen]: Although coconut milk is very delicious, the price of the live broadcast room is too expensive, and I can't afford it as an ordinary person, unless I give away something else.
[Liyue netizen]: This time I also agree with the words of Mond netizens, although he usually, but this time he said it is still very correct, should reduce the price, or come to a little
other discount! [Inazuma netizen]: I also think so, we should have more other gifts or discount coupons and the like, otherwise we can't get so many Mora!
Ying groped her chin, thinking, how can we capture the hearts of these consumers?"
I know, in this case, they will definitely buy it!" Ying
immediately typed on the screen in the live broadcast room: "Everyone who buys 10 boxes of coconut milk and above in this store will be given one Paimon!"
【Araki Kazuto】: Pure natural green and pollution-free... Ying, this coconut milk of yours is really pure natural green and pollution-free? How do you prove it!"
"Yo yo, this dear parent also has doubts about the quality of my coconut milk?
And further back, take a look at that place, that is our coconut sheep breeding base, those are our coconut sheep, used to produce coconut milk! Everyone, now take my word for it, my coconut milk, this is all natural green and pollution-free, 100% good!
[Kazuto Arataki]: The background behind it does look very beautiful, but there is a little feeling, not like it is real, but the background image used, like the filter in the camera, is it possible, you are not actually in that breeding base, but in your own home?!"
Ying took the camera and pointed it at his shoes, all the rumors must be self-defeating!
[Meru netizen]: Is the Paimon you are talking about the real Paimon, or is it just a Paimon mascot?"
"Everyone, please see, is this Paimon? The real thing, without the slightest moisture in it
, is the real Paimon! So, don't waste any more time, hurry up and snap up!" [Fontaine netizen]: Your background is too fake, Paimon must be fake, I don't believe who will take the real Paimon to accompany you in this play.
"What, you dare to doubt me, I took the initiative to come to this place to buy coconut milk in order to boost the economy that returned to the original place!
Thought of
it, you said that my background is fake, and said that Paimon is fake, I will let you see and see now, what is true! Hmph, I'm ready for a fire!" Ying took the camera, aimed it at his big head, and shouted loudly: "Hey, the netizen of Fontaine who spoke just now, look, whether my current background is fake, I will now prove whether this background is fake, and Paimon, is it real?!
I saw Ying grabbing Paimon, and then threw it into the river behind, she fell straight into the river, and then shouted for help:
"Help! Help, is there a kind immortal to come and save me, preferably a fairy sister with white skin!"
Paimon's clothes were wet by the river, became very heavy, continued to sink, and finally Ying was dragged back all at once.
If you still don't believe me, I want to experiment on you now!"
She grabbed Paimon and threw it towards the volcanic magma behind her, shouting: "Do you say it again! is it fake?
!" "Help! Ying, this is lava! Come and save me!" Paimon was thrown towards the magma, almost touching the lava, she quickly flew towards it, but her clothes were very wet and heavy, so she couldn't fly at all, so she could barely maintain that height.
"Ahhhhh, your ass is going to catch fire! Ying, hurry up and save me!" Ying
used the power of the wind element to pull Paimon back, held it in his arms, and after the lava roasting just now, the water on Paimon's body all evaporated, and his clothes became dry.
"Woo-hoo, it scared me to death, I almost thought I was really going to be
burned..." Paimon hugged Ying's neck tightly, and tears fell anxiously, what kind of world is this, actually because of a performance, he almost burned himself as the best guide in the super invincible universe!
"Now, don't say that my background is fake? Don't say that my Paimon is fake? All the audience can see, my background and Paimon are very realistic! It's completely real! So, don't hesitate anymore, hurry up and place an order!" [
System]: After the performance, please give applause.
Zhongli: Ying's language function is really powerful, I take back what I just said.
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