Genshin Impact: I am really not the supreme god of Teyvat

The door plaque of the three words of the world is like a rainbow, and the golden sting is faintly seen between the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing.

"Hey, this place is really good, even the door plaque is a treasure, hehe, the hall master can't help but want to see for himself what kind of person Lu Xiu is.

Hu Tao smiled skillfully, she couldn't help but push open the door, and suddenly found the second egg, startled.

"Wow, what a big dog, is this Lu Xiu's pet? Mmmm, do you want to make friends with the master of the hall?"

Hu Taojiao smiled and touched Erdan, but after seeing her almost flat figure, it seemed to snort, don't turn the dog's head, ignore her anymore, and lead the way in front.

"Hu Tao, it seems that even the second egg dislikes your figure, hum, you have no hope!" Ying

Mei couldn't help but gloat when she saw this scene, and Hu Tao gritted her teeth in anger.

Why do you all care so much about the figure of the hall master? They are still girls in their prime, why are they a little flat? There will always be a chance to grow up in the future.

Hu Tao looked depressed, and soon after the second egg took them to the flower garden and found Lu Xiu.

At this time, Lu Xiu had just finished drinking the coconut milk given by Ganyu, which was cool, sweet, smooth and moisturizing, fragrant and delicious, which was really unsatisfying, no wonder Qiqi loved to drink it so much.

And it contains Ganyu's full of love, which makes him have endless aftertastes, remembering the morning and twilight who met her, and the flower garden is a good place for him to have in-depth communication with her.

Just as Lu Xiu was thinking about it, Yingmei's shouting interrupted his thoughts.

"Master, I'm back, and I've brought you a new guest, hey, you weren't with Mona today?"

Yingmei greeted Lu Xiu warmly, but found that he was strolling alone in the flower garden, feeling a little strange in his heart, usually he doesn't like to teach Mona to do something intimate?

Lu Xiu coughed lightly, he naturally wouldn't say that he finally broke away from Mona and hid here to secretly drink coconut milk, after all, it was too embarrassing.

"I'm just a little tired of being a teacher, come to the flower garden to blow the wind and let Mona practice Xi on her own, hey, today I brought new guests, Zhongli, Tartaglia, well, and Hu Tao!" Lu

Xiu replied with some humility, when he saw that among the new guests there was his favorite wife Hu Tao in his previous life, he couldn't help but widen his eyes, this was really unexpected.

In his previous life, he often carried Hu Tao, as long as he had Zhongli's shield, he could easily kill through the big world, even if he fought a nuclear explosion in the abyss, he also performed well.

In particular, she is good at limerick poems, among which "the big hill is sick, the second hill is sick, the third hill is the medicine, and the fourth hill is boiled-" is the most familiar, and the word "boil" is "whoa".

coupled with her extremely cute movements, this made her charm reach its peak, and even "Walnut How", "The Ballad of Hill Hill", and "Walnut Shake" were widely circulated.

Lu Xiu had tears in his heart, he finally saw the coveted walnut in reality, and he wanted to entertain him well.

"Ahem, you are welcome to my Tianxia Residence as a guest, if you don't mind, come to the tea pavilion to talk about it, how about it?"

Lu Xiu coughed lightly and began to greet him warmly.

"That's very good. Zhongli nodded, although he got a lot of tea from Lu Xiu, but after a long time, he was almost finished, and it was time to buy it.

"Wait a minute, Master, this Tartaglia is not a good person, he is the executive officer of the Fatui, we can't give him good things!"

After all, her master, Lu Xiu, had anything extraordinary here, and he gave Tartaglia who had a different position from them, wasn't it an enemy?

"Hey, traveler, you're too targeted at me, I've given you 100 million Mora as a guide fee, don't you cross the river and tear down the bridge!" Tartaglia

also saw that Lu Xiu was obviously a master of the world, even more unfathomable than Her Majesty the Ice Empress of the Winter Kingdom, and if he left a bad impression, he would die.

"That's two different things, I'm just bringing you here to show you the omnipotence of my master, but it's not up to me to say how he wants to treat you!" Ying

Mei explained confidently, making Tartaglia even more helpless, and looked at Zhongli for help.

But Zhongli shook his head, this time he obviously wanted to stay out of the matter and wait for Lu Xiu's answer.

Lu Xiu pondered for a while, and felt that what Yingmei said did make some sense, and at present, Gongzi is still a villain, if he is better, it will be unreasonable.

So he thought of a good way, as the so-called hardship in the bitter, in order to become a master, although the son's nature is not bad, but he should be trained well.

"That's it, it just so happens that I have a group of ducks and no one feeds them, so let Tartaglia go to you, and you can take this "Duck Raising Guide" and learn Xi it hard

!" "I'll let Erdan supervise you, if you behave well, I'll let you eat something, what do you think?" "

Okay, since Senior Lu said so, then I'll raise ducks!"

Tartaglia took the guide, although he was reluctant, but he didn't dare to object, for fear that Lu Xiu would drive him out, then he would never be able to contact such an ungodly secret realm in the future.

Then Lu Xiu asked Erdan to look at Tartaglia, and by the way, he took him to the duck farm to practice, and he himself took Yingmei, Hu Tao and Zhongli to the tea pavilion and called Mona.

Immediately afterwards, he made tea for the four of them, Zhongli's money tea, Hutao's red plum tea, Mona's lotus tea, and Yingmei's seven-star tea, which met their tastes.

And Lu Xiu's flowing tea-making technique caused Hu Tao's amazement, and he couldn't help but promote the business of the Afterlife.

"Lu Xiu, your tea ceremony is so superb, the tea leaves are so precious and rare, the master of this hall has drunk it in Zhongli before, it is very comfortable, no wonder he praised you.

"It just so happens that the coffin of the hall master has the effect of early ascending bliss, and it is very comfortable to sleep, so I don't mind trying it, for the sake of you inviting me to tea, it is half discounted

!" "Hall master, don't do it!" Zhongli had a headache, and Hu Tao's old problem was committed again.

If it is against ordinary people, they will scoff at most, but it is too rude to promote the business of the Hall of Death to a supreme god like Lu Xiu.

"Haha, Hu Tao, you are really as funny and humorous as I thought, and actually sold me a coffin, but unfortunately, I don't have Mora on me, you may be disappointed.

"That's it, I'll teach you how to make and sell coffins to make the business of the Afterlife Hall boom, if it's successful, how about you please agree to my little request?"

Lu Xiu laughed, Hu Tao was really as straightforward and cute as he imagined, she would not be respectful to him like others, but treated him as equals, which made him appreciate it very much.

So he decided to teach her some business secrets, after all, the Afterlife Hall is for the dead to do business, and sales methods like her simply won't work, and they need to find another way.

Of course, the method he said was not to harm others and benefit himself, but to let Hu Tao change his mind, after all, she loves to sell the business of the Afterlife Hall so much, he naturally wants to fulfill her.

"Oh, I didn't expect Lu Xiu that you still have such a talent, can you tell the hall master

?" Hu Tao looked curious, she understood that a person like Lu Xiu who was so penetrating should not say such things without grounds, could it be that there was a trick to selling business that she didn't know?"

"Well, the hall master should have a good taste!" Hu Tao nodded coquettishly, and drank the red plum tea, and suddenly felt comfortable in the sky.

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