Genshin Impact: I became Keli’s brother

What do you call a seat? What, I just retired, do you want to eat a seat? Zhongli is full of black lines.

"Hahaha, is Mr. Yang Xiu really interesting?" Tartaglia smiled awkwardly, somehow he always felt that Yang Xiu spoke a way like a god.

"Mr. Yang Xiu, don't be joking, the emperor has just fallen, and we are going to hold an immortal ceremony with the Emperor of the Rock King. Zhongli resisted the urge to beat him up.

"Although the Emperor of the Rock has blessed Liyue for thousands of years, he is essentially one of the immortals, and throughout Liyue's thousand-year history, the immortals have left one after another, which is an irreversible trend. Zhongli closed his eyes as if he was remembering something, and Yang Xiu nodded as well.

"The age of immortals is gone, and the era of human beings will come. However, in previous years, whenever an immortal died, there would be a grand ceremony to commemorate it, which is a tradition in Liyue. But this time, even the Seven Stars didn't have time to take care of this tradition...... It's really not the case. "

......" Hearing Zhongli's words, Yang Xiu was speechless, md, you came to die on the spot, and everyone was stunned, and people were still investigating who killed their own gods. Now it's okay, the person hasn't found it yet, and he was disgusted by the gods of his own family and didn't give himself a banquet...... The funeral was over.

"Well, that Mr. Zhongli, I think it's possible that the Rock King Emperor died so suddenly that he didn't even react to the Seven Stars, and he is still investigating the murderer, right?" Even Tartaglia couldn't stand it anymore and defended Liyue Seven Stars.

In terms of universal rationality, this is possible. Zhongli closed his eyes and said seriously with his hands on his chest.

"Murder the gods...... The Immortal Hall doesn't care about this matter, and the Immortal Hall cares that since the Immortal Ceremony is so grand, no one cares about the ceremony of sending immortals?" Zhongli dodged Tartaglia's attack and played a trap card to talk to himself.

...... "

Just because you don't care doesn't mean that others don't care!" Yang Xiu and Tartaglia thought to themselves. Although Tartaglia has a different stance from Seven Stars, he still wants to fight the grievances.

"So you just want to eat your own table like that?" Yang Xiu thought speechlessly.

"So I invited you here for the sake of sending the immortals, and I ask you two to help me prepare for the ceremony of sending off the immortals. Zhongli looked at the two of them and said again.

"Yes, yes. Tartaglia nodded without thinking.

"Am I any good?" Yang Xiu asked solemnly.

“...... Would you like to eat the Immortal Feast of the Rock King Emperor?" Zhongli said uncertainly.

"Deal!" Yang Xiu said with a tap on his palm.

"Well, in that case, let's go and prepare the items needed for the Immortal Ceremony! First of all, we need the high-quality Yebo Stone......" Zhongli was a little speechless, but still said in a polite tone.

The three of them came to the side of the stone that understood Cuixing, and when the stone saw the guest, he hurriedly greeted, "Do you want to play with the stone?" Maybe you will become a rich man if you are not careful!" "

Hello boss, we are buying the night park, and the quality is best candlelight." Zhongli said politely.

"What! Candlelight-level night parking? It turns out that it's not a tourist, sorry for the rudeness, I'm going to pick up the goods. Shi Shi was slightly startled when he heard Zhongli's words, and said with some disappointment.

"What do you think of these? Our Xie Cui Xing is a time-honored brand of jade, and you are satisfied with both the quality and the condition! Look at these few pieces, it is simply difficult for the rock prince to descend!" Shi took out three Yebo stones in good condition, and said very confidently.

"It's really all top-grade, I don't know which one Mr. Zhongli wants?" Yang Xiu picked up a piece of Yebo Stone and looked at it and said.

"Me......? Boss, I want all these night stones. Zhongli said with an indifferent look.

"Okay! I have already seen that you have an extraordinary bearing, and you are also generous! I will wrap it up for you, you wait a moment. After hearing this, the stone was very excited and flattered, turned around and wrapped up these night stones, and handed them to Zhongli.

Zhongli took the Night Bo Stone and Yang Xiu and looked at Tartaglia.

"Do you want me to pay? Tartaglia said.

"Okay, good, guest officer, go slowly. Stone said happily.

"The next step is to make the balm, and the balm needs to be made with neon flowers, and the quality is special to the three kinds of Jinwu Zangjiao, Shanyin Jintuan, and Ethereal Immortal. Zhongli said again.

"It's really troublesome. Yang Xiu complained.

"Okay, I'll find someone to buy it, and I'll go and find you whatever else you need. Tartaglia also said impatiently, he couldn't wait to fight Yang Xiu now.

"It's fine. Zhongli nodded, "In that case, I'll tell you the rest at once."

Zhongli told Tartaglia all the materials he needed, and then continued to go to the Three Bowls to listen to the play, joking, since he didn't have to be busy himself, why not enjoy life?

Then Tartaglia looked at Yang Xiu, his eyes were full of battle intent, "Mr. Yang Xiu, I heard that you once defeated Dvalin and defeated the lady, right?"

Yang Xiu nodded and didn't say anything.

"Hahaha, my favorite thing in Tartaglia's life is to fight with strong people, if Mr. Yang Xiu doesn't dislike it, can you fight me?" Tartaglia laughed loudly, completely ignoring the stupid stares of passers-by.

“...... It's good. "Yang Xiu forgot that this person in front of him is still a complete martial idiot, since this kid wants to fight with me, then I will accompany him to the end.

It seems that Tartaglia is indispensable for this beating.

"Fighting in Liyue Harbor will be captured by the Millelith Army, so let's go to Tianheng Mountain. Yang Xiu thought for a while and said, it is definitely not because the goods have been labeled as neurotic by passers-by.

"Hahaha, you really can't use your fists here. Tartaglia laughed.

The two came to a grass at the foot of Tianheng Mountain, and Yang Xiu looked around to make sure that there was no one before saying, "That's it." "

Haha, okay, let me try your skills. Tartaglia pulled out his Martial Arts, Winter Pole White Star, and said.

Yang Xiu didn't speak, but silently took out the Yanlong Armor Summoner, transformed into the Yanlong Armor, and twisted and took out the Flame Bow.

"Oh, is this the armor? Interesting, isn't it?. Tartaglia raised the Winter Pole White Star and pulled the bowstring to aim at Yang Xiu is charged attack, and the water arrow flew straight towards Yang Xiu.

Yang Xiu raised the flame bow unhurriedly and shot a fire arrow, the water arrow collided with the fire arrow, and the resulting evaporation reaction produced water vapor that fell between heaven and earth, Tartaglia shot a few arrows and Yang Xiu easily took it, and all of Tartaglia's arrows fell to the ground, Yang Xiu shot an arrow again, and the arrow flew past Tartaglia's cheek, reflecting a fire light on Tartaglia's cheek.

Yang Xiu's bow and arrow, which shocked Tartaglia, did not need to be put on the bow and arrow, and the arrows shot were not yet physical, they were completely directly condensed by elemental power.

Tartaglia withdrew his bow and arrows, he understood that it was no longer advantageous to continue to compete with Yang Xiu for bows and arrows, so he simply stopped using bows and arrows, Tartaglia closed his eyes and held his hands emptyly, and the water elements around his body surged to form two blades of water elements in his hands, and the two handles touched the water knives and suddenly turned into a water element spear.

Tartaglia opened his eyes and looked at Yang Xiu with a sharp gaze and said, "Mr. Yang Xiu, do you know how to use a gun?"