Genshin Impact: I really am not the reincarnation of a demon god!

After Alice came to Inazuma, she heard that there was a sacred cherry tree in Inazuma.

She ran to Narukami Taisha immediately.

After arriving at Narukami Taisha.

Alice met Yae Goddess, who was still a little girl.

So she encouraged Yae Goddess to drink and got her drunk.

Can you imagine Yae Goddess, the most scheming woman in Inazuma.

After being drunk by Alice, she was confused, talking nonsense, and crying loudly...

"My old friend, because he couldn't eat dessert and read light novels at the same time, he was so angry that his heart collapsed, crying and making a fuss, so pitiful..."

Someone once analyzed it.

This sentence is a portrayal of Yae Goddess's inner heart when she was bullied, but later she adapted it into the Thor version.

For example.

Some people want to see some pictures of trembling/trembling, usually saying: I have a friend...

As for the truth of this matter, you can only judge it by yourself.

According to the records in the Teyvat Travels.

Later, Alice tried to get the grown-up Yae God drunk, but was killed by Yae God.

The authenticity of this is questionable.

Because the book was published by Yae-do, it is possible that the scumbag fox beautified herself...

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After Alice bullied Yae God.

She ran to the castle tower to visit General Raiden.

When she learned that the General Raiden in the castle tower was a puppet, she came up with the idea of ​​helping the Thunder God transform the puppet.

It is said that she directly used a bomb to blow up the entrance to the Isshin Pure Land and drilled in.

After Alice explained her purpose to Lei Yingying, she thought she would easily agree.

Who knew that Lei Yingying didn't even look at her and directly drove her away.

Because of this, Alice called Lei Yingying "Stinky-faced General".

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According to the "Teyvat Guide Inazuma Chapter".

Alice was strolling on the streets of Inazuma one day.

She met Kamisato Ayaka by chance and was immediately shocked by her beauty.

She wanted to invite Kamisato Ayaka to join the "idol group", but was rejected by Kamisato Ayaka.

Normal people's thoughts would definitely be repeated.

As an elf, Alice's brain circuit is somewhat different from that of normal people.

She invited Kamisato Ayaka six times, but was rejected all of them.

This shows how great Kamisato Ayaka's charm is.

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No one would be at ease with an unknown person with destructive power comparable to a nuclear bomb running around Inazuma.

General Raiden gave this task to the general of the shogunate army, Kujo Sara.

Kujo Sara thought about it for a long time after receiving the task and came up with a solution.

Since Alice likes to cause trouble so much, why not lock her up?

So Kujo Sara led the shogunate army to capture Alice.

General Raiden was afraid that Alice would blow up the castle tower.

So a special kitchen was set up to conduct various experiments on Alice.

Just when everyone was relieved, Alice did something weird again.

After Alice was caught, she did mix the flying potion honestly in the kitchen.

(PS: Don't ask the author why making flying potion would cause an explosion, but it did explode, and the author couldn't figure it out.)

As a result, a big explosion occurred, which injured Kujo Sara.

The feathers on Kujo Sara's wings were blown bald.

After several months of careful care, the feathers on the wings grew again.

Kujo Sara was also left with a psychological trauma.

Since then, whenever he saw Alice, he had to take a detour.

As a general of the shogunate army, Kujo Sara was a little afraid of Alice.

But he couldn't let Alice run around and cause damage in Inazuma Castle.

So, she summoned all the shogunate troops to guard Alice 24 hours a day.

To prevent her from causing trouble everywhere until she left Inazuma.

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After Alice blew up the imperial kitchen.

She turned her attention to Naganohara Ryunosuke.

Naganohara Ryunosuke was the father of Yomiuri and the manager of Naganohara Fireworks Shop.

The history of Teyvat Continent called this a meeting between the presidents of the two major arms dealers.

Alice brought Naganohara a new gunpowder formula and medicine that could cure Naganohara's deafness.

But when Naganohara heard Alice's introduction, he shook his head in fear.

Not only did he not accept the formula and the medicine for curing deafness, he also kicked Alice out of the house.

After Alice was kicked out, she sighed slightly and said to herself:

"ChangBrother Nohara is too conservative about explosives. He always dilutes them to the point where they cannot cause obvious physical changes to the environment. "

Physical changes?

You are researching nuclear bombs, right?

A normal person would definitely give up at this point.

But Alice is not a normal person.

Seeing that the preacher Nohara was hopeless, Alice turned around and set her sights on his daughter, Xiao Gong.

After Alice explained her intention, the two hit it off.

She asked Xiao Gong to help her, and the two secretly experimented with multiple explosive formulas in Inazuma.

In Inazuma, deafening explosions can be heard almost every day, and...

Seeing various mountains razed to the ground.

Alice even wanted to add Xiao Gong's special fireworks to the paradise prepared for her daughter.

But it didn't work later, because the continuous explosions alarmed General Lei Dian.

Alice recalled: "It's a pity that the stinky-faced general was watching too closely, and I didn't have time to transform Xiao Gong's toys, nor could I take her away. "

Take her away?

It sounds scary, doesn't it?

This is definitely the behavior of a human trafficker!

After this incident, Alice didn't do anything big, just a few explosions...

According to gossip: The reason why Thor closed the country was because he was afraid that Alice would come back again.

After Inazuma closed the country.

Yae Shenzi never heard from Alice again, only knowing that she went to Xumi...

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Yae Shenzi's memories came to an abrupt end here, and he sighed slightly in his heart.

Then she slowly stood up and stretched lazily.

She stretched out her slender fingers, took the map beside her, and looked at it.

She was more determined to go to Mondstadt.

Not for anything else, just to find that woman and take revenge.

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PS: These two chapters are a small extra, explaining the reason why the scumbag fox is about to come to Mondstadt and Liyue, and paving the way for the appearance of the God of Destruction Alice of Teyvat.