Genshin Impact: I really am not the reincarnation of a demon god!

A Pure Land of One Mind.

"When will you deliver our dango milk?"

"When you deliver the dango milk, how should we divide it?"

"How to divide it? Are you still thinking about dividing it? If you want to divide it, it will be 8 for me and 2 for you."

"Your appetite is too big. I will take 7 and you will take 3..."

"In that case, let him tell us how to divide it."

"Bai Ye, you tell us how to divide it. You'd better give us a reasonable plan, otherwise..."

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General Lei Dian and Lei Dianying asked all the questions they wanted to ask.

A series of questions made Bai Ye completely confused.

Bai Ye was stunned, his brain spinning at high speed.

What medicine did these two people take wrong?

He knew that Lei Dianying was interested in dango milk. After all, Lei Dianying liked sweets.

But General Lei Dian, why the hell are you here to join in the fun? Do puppets have taste?

Bai Ye was puzzled and could only sigh helplessly.

Now the pressure has come to Bai Ye.

If Bai Ye cannot come up with a reasonable distribution plan, then I am afraid that Bai Ye will be beaten up.

Bai Ye stood there, pondered for a moment, and tentatively said: "Why not divide it this way, half for each person?"

"What?"

The eyes of General Lei Dian and Lei Dianying suddenly turned cold.

In Lei Dianying's heart.

Last time, General Lei Dian secretly hid more than ten bottles, so he was naturally dissatisfied with this distribution.

General Lei Dian was even more dissatisfied.

Although he was just a puppet and only hid half of the dumpling milk, this was not a reason for Lei Dianying to steal his dumpling milk.

Bai Ye's mouth twitched, and he felt a chill on his back.

How should this thing be distributed? No one has more or less. Only equal distribution is the most reasonable way.

But these two gentlemen did not approve of this method.

At this time, the system prompt sounded in Bai Ye's ears.

[Teyvat Continent·Inazuma·Main Quest Released]

[Solve the troubles encountered by General Raiden and Thunder Movie, reward: randomly unlock two skills or items]

[Please note that if this quest fails, you will be punished by being wiped out, and all the perfect clearances accumulated before will be cleared]

[Please note that the evaluation of this side quest will be included in the final evaluation of this world]

[You have entered the Teyvat Continent·Inazuma Area·Perfect Clearance Route]

[Please make every choice carefully, all your choices will affect the normal development of the entire plot line]

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Chao.

Bai Ye cursed in his heart.

This was the most serious punishment he had suffered. The previous quest penalties were nothing more than failure to achieve the completion evaluation.

This time he was going to be wiped out directly.

Are you kidding me?

Bai Ye sighed and looked up.

I saw General Raiden and Thunder Movie looking at me coldly, as if waiting for me to give an answer.

"Wait for me to think about it..."

Bai Ye rubbed his head, sat down on the ground, and began to think carefully.

General Lei Dian and Lei Dianying sneered at the same time and stared at Bai Ye.

Seeing this, Bai Ye decided to give up.

As long as I never give a distribution plan, the system will never punish me.

Bai Ye yawned and simply lay down on the ground.

Lei Dianying's eyes widened.

What's wrong with this person? Why did he lie down directly?

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Death Star.

"Now we have entered the Inazuma area and are about to reach the outlying island."

"Last time I was in this sea area, I encountered a ship with a skull flag. The man also called himself the Crooked Mouth Dragon King and went to Mondstadt..."

Beidou stretched lazily, and his curvy figure was clearly visible.

Yae Shenzi, Walnut, Eula, Zhongli and others stood on the deck, watching the scenery on the sea.

Yae Shinko's face changed when she heard this.

She clearly remembered that the ship she took to Mondstadt was exactly the same as Beidou's description.

And the other party also called himself the Crooked-Mouth Dragon King, so this person was most likely Bai Ye.

"Is there anything fun about Inazuma?"

"Probably not..."

"Mr. Zhongli, you are well-informed, what do you think of Inazuma?"

"From a general rational point of view, I don't know what's fun about Inazuma..."

Zhongli stood on the deck with a deep look in his eyes, teasing the bird in his hand, wondering what he was thinkingWhat.

Kurumi was jumping around beside him, looking very happy.

When she learned that Bai Ye was taken away by the god of Inazuma, and the god of Inazuma was Bai Ye's mother, her tense nerves relaxed at once.

Inazuma's god, General Raiden, must have a way to cure Bai Ye.

That's Bai Ye's mother, how could she leave Bai Ye alone.

Boom!

At this moment, a thunderclap sounded in the sky, scaring everyone.

"Huh, everyone pay attention to safety, the thunderstorm is coming..."

Beidou stood up with a whoosh, no longer as lazy as before.

Because right in front of the Death Star.

An unprecedented terrifying thunderstorm is gathering...

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Bai Ye is still lying in the Pure Land of One Heart and playing badly.

General Raiden and Lei Yingying saw Bai Ye like this, and they had no way to do anything, so they simply sat aside and played badly with Bai Ye.

I don't know how long it took.

Bai Ye opened his eyes and took a look. Seeing that the two were still staring at him, the corners of his mouth twitched.

It was not a solution to continue like this. He had to find a way to solve this problem quickly.

Otherwise, it would not be a good thing to stay in Yixin Pure Land all the time. He might be left here by Lei Dianying.

Thinking of this, Bai Ye coughed: "How do you think the dumpling milk should be distributed appropriately?"

"She gets 2 and I get 8."

The two said in unison.

Seeing that the two were still so determined, Bai Ye couldn't help but pat his forehead. What the hell was this.

"I have the formula for dumpling milk. How should you distribute it..."

"I should have the final say, right?"

"I think it's best to divide it equally, and it's the most reasonable solution..."

After Bai Ye finished speaking, he glanced at Lei Dianying and General Lei Dian.

No matter which of these two people he dealt with, he felt it was difficult, let alone dealing with both at the same time.

Since the hard way was not possible, he could only use the soft way.

Lei Dianying: "In that case, why not split you in half?"

Raiden General: "I agree with your idea. Splitting Bai Ye in half might be a good choice."

Bai Ye: What the hell are you doing???