Genshin Impact: I smashed a Fufu at the beginning

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In winter, Xueling City.

The heavy snow is flying all over the sky, dancing and flying like a dream.

At this time, a man who was so handsome that he had no friends was squatting on the street and looking around, with a little helplessness in his eyes.

Snowflakes fell randomly on his thin clothes, like a drop of ink on a white paper, out of tune with the world.

"Young man, please wear this sweater first, don't get cold."

A figure covered Yi Xi, and when he looked up, he saw a kind old woman holding a piece of clothing that was not very beautiful but must be very warm.

Yi Xi paused, smiled and waved his hand:

"Uh...thank you, ma'am, but no, the natural climate alone can't do anything to me."

I saw the old lady sighing with regret, thinking about herself and remembering the past:

"Hey, what a handsome guy, why is there something wrong with his brain..."

"..."

After saying that, the old lady sighed and left, leaving behind her alone and messy memories of the past in the heavy snow.

Looking at this hand-knitted sweater, I smile helplessly.

It's really warm, but you can't let acquaintances know about this...

‘Pfft—Yixi, you are so handsome~’

The laughter that sounded in her mind made Yi Xi frown, but you still have the nerve to laugh!

If you hadn't asked me to find a way to give the Heart of the Grass God to the Ice God, would I be here?

And can't you just give it to me directly? It's not like Xumi doesn't have an executive officer, so why go through all the twists and turns?

‘I don’t want to hand God’s heart into their hands, and then it’ll be up to you~’

King Daci Shu replied.

Whatever, then God knows and earth knows that you know and I...

‘Fukalos, let me tell you something interesting. I just recalled the past in Solstice...ah, I’m sorry I forgot to block him. ’

"..."

Hearing this, the corner of Yixi's mouth began to twitch. You must have done it on purpose!

Forget it, get down to business first and make a plan.

First, I borrowed the Grass God’s Heart of God to play with out of curiosity, and then accidentally lost it at the entrance of the Queen’s Palace during the solstice? ?

No, it doesn’t make sense. I’m afraid I can’t deceive the One in Heaven, I can only deceive Funina.

Funina:? ?

Then I went to play with the gods of the Winter Kingdom instead, and then she noticed that I had the heart of a god in me and wanted to do evil things to me.

I resisted tenaciously, but in the end I was no longer able to defeat the Ice God and was forced to surrender.

Hiss... It's not very insightful. The Great Ci Tree King didn't help me think of a solution, so he was led astray by Fukalos.

Just when Yi Xi was at a loss what to do, a flash of white light suddenly appeared not far away and caught his attention.

The wings of the holy little angel are dazzling than the white snow under the sun. Seeing this, he recalled the past and raised the corners of his mouth, and he had an idea:

"Little pigeon, this way, this way!"

The little wings on the back of Columbia's head moved when she heard this call. Although there was no prior arrangement, she just knew that she was being called.

Youyou turned her head to lock the target, walked briskly and came to the squatting Yixi one step at a time, and a sweet voice like a song sounded:

"What's wrong, little golden dragon?"

Hey - it’s okay to call a big sister who has lived for thousands of years that way, why do you, a little girl who has lived for thousands of years, call her that.

Yixi stood up and was several heads taller than Columbia, and raised his head:

"Come to play with the little pigeons."

Columbia looked up at Yi Xi with a somewhat dissatisfied look, and smiled disdainfully:

“Little Golden Dragon’s sweater is very nice~”

"..."

With one word, Yi Xi's momentum disappeared, and Columbia's small figure seemed to overwhelm him.

"If you like it little pigeon, I'll give it to you. Now let's go."

He took off the sweater and put it on Columbia with his backhand, then picked her up and let her ride on his neck.

The sweater made a crackling sound as it passed over Columbia's little wings, and it was like a dress on her body, with its empty sleeves swaying.

He has a fast and handsome head, and his little wings are still so shiny.

"What are you going to do when Little Pigeon goes out this time?"

"Just now, an unknown little golden dragon's power appeared in Winter City, and it has been captured alive. What about you?"

Columbia struggled to take her hands out of her sweater, and then played with the snowflakes that fell on Yixi's head.

"I didn't expect the little pigeons to be so powerful. I heard that the little pigeons in the winter are fat, strong and delicious, so I'm going to catch one and stew it."

"It's windy and snowy outside. Let's take the little golden dragon home and keep it as a pet."

Columbia's little wings moved, and she continued to play with Yi Xi's hair with a smile.

The little hands are very flexible on Yi Xi's head, and the delicate movements combined with the cold touch of snowflakes feel very comfortable.

Yi Xi noticed that the passers-by around him were looking here intentionally or unintentionally, and smiled helplessly.

It’s understandable with this look. After all, the little girl sitting on me is the third executive officer. Who wouldn’t be confused by this look?

Until Columbia quietly held a small mirror in front of her face, recalling how noticeable the little braids on her head were in the past.

At this time, the tree on the side that had lost all its leaves sprouted branches and buds again, and continued to grow. It wandered around Yixi, and at the same time, the sound of taking pictures rang in his mind.

Colombia even competed.

Silence for a moment or two, since when did that bad woman stop betraying others...

Qianzhi: I carefully trimmed Yi Xi’s hair! !

Yixi smiled and lifted Columbia up in front of her eyes. Her drooping hands moved naturally. She was really small.

Look closer, through the gauze eye mask you can see the slightly closed eyes, a kind of hazy beauty:

"The little pigeon is quite naughty, but fortunately I am magnanimous and don't bother with the little pigeon."

"Manabolic little golden dragon."

He said as he held Columbia in his arms and let her sit on his arms, then shook his hair, and the natural handsome guy appeared again.

He also plucked a pocket feather from her little wing.

After that, Columbia was quite honest, or maybe she fell asleep with her head on Yi Xi's chest, but there was a detail that was very scary when you think about it carefully.

That is, Columbia basically replied to every sentence I said the moment I finished speaking, as if she knew what I would say.

Or is it just because her little brain is too good and reacts quickly?

I lowered my head to look at Columbia, who was very peaceful in my arms. It was strange, she didn't look very smart.

At this time, Yi Xi noticed that the little wings on Columbia's head moved, as if she heard something.

Hmm... Not sure, try again.

So Yixi imagined a scene where Columbia was wearing a cat-ear maid outfit and calling her master in front of her.

As expected, Columbia immediately responded, and her excited little wings kept flapping and scratching Yixi's neck.

"Little pigeon, stop making trouble. Brother will take you home~"

Yixi's smile did not diminish, thinking that this girl was so cute.

I wonder if I can take her home and raise her, raise her to be white and fat, and then~

Then the little wings fluttered faster.

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