Genshin Impact: I smashed a Fufu at the beginning

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Liyue, the Hall of Rebirth.

Boom, boom.

"Zhongli, you forgot something..."

The simple and thick-looking wooden door of the Hall of Purity opened, and Hu Tao stared at the strange man in front of her for a moment.

After looking up and down, he immediately stepped back and made a 'please' gesture:

"Is this young man coming to the Life Hall to handle business? Please come in and please come in."

Hu Tao thought that she must have met a big client. With this appearance, he looked like a young man from a rich family!

"Hall Master Hu misunderstood, I came to see Zhongli."

"I'm here to borrow Zhongli's guest. Unfortunately, he just went out, but it's okay to sit down and wait. He should be back soon."

"Ah good."

Yixi was pulled all the way to the table by Hu Tao with great enthusiasm and sat down. Before saying anything, a pot of tea was put on the table.

"This is the best Fulong tea in our Rebirth Hall. You can drink it first."

"Thank you."

Yixi picked up the tea cup and took a sip silently. Wait, Fulong tea?

The leaves gathered on Ruotuo's tail? That's really good tea.

Take another taste, um - the essence of the earth.

"My little brother has an outstanding face and temperament, and his clothes are also... extraordinary. I think you are a man of nobility and nobility. Do you have anything to do with our guest, Mr. Zhongli?"

Hu Tao held her chin in her hands, staring at Yi Xi with her big plum blossom eyes without hesitation. She had never seen anything so beautiful before.

Yi Xi was planning to find Zhongli first before making any plans, but now that Zhongli is no longer with Hu Tao, the original plan has been disrupted.

Regardless, there is an old saying in Liyue that plans cannot keep up with changes.

Of course, he definitely didn't come empty-handed. He handed Hu Tao a box he had rubbed with rock elements.

"You're here to play with him. Come on, this is a gift I specially prepared for you from Fontaine. In addition, just ask me to remember the past."

"It turns out he's Zhongli's friend. You're so polite. He even brought a gift when he came."

Hu Tao happily opened the solid box and took a look. Inside was a pair of exquisite face-covering sunglasses.

I can’t wait to try it on my face. Under the hat of the Master of the Hall of Rebirth is a pair of wide sunglasses, not to mention that he is really handsome:

"Hmm~ I like this feeling. I didn't expect Zhongli to have such a young friend. Although he looks very young, his actions are very old-fashioned."

"Haha, that's true. Just like Hutao."

Navia: You just took my sunglasses to say goodbye to the girl?

Yi Xi: The sunglasses are my choice, but my thoughts are true.

Yixi smiled casually. He just looked young, but I was really young. I was born less than half a month ago and full of vitality.

Hutao took off his sunglasses and put them away, then approached Yixi and started selling enthusiastically:

"Anyway, I have nothing to do. Do you want to know more about the business of our Rebirth Hall? Since you are Zhongli's friend, I can give you a 20% discount!"

After hearing this, Yixi thought for a while, and she would definitely have to deal with this person in Liyue in the future, maybe buy some.

But who should I buy it for?

Funina?

Forget it, I'm almost becoming her father. This good thing should be given to the Grand Inquisitor first. After all, he is the one who talks about it.

And Villette takes good care of me on weekdays, so it's only natural that I do something for him.

"Does the Hall of Purity sell small souvenirs or something like that?"

Yixi asked Hutao, it was too big to fit and it didn’t look good.

"Yes, wait a moment!"

After a while, Hutao took out a palm-sized coffin from the room inside and introduced it to Yixi:

"This is made of Yepo stone hand-picked by Zhongli. The quality is guaranteed. I wouldn't sell it normally."

Yixi took it and looked at it. The dark blue crystal-like transparent material was very beautiful.

It feels smooth to the touch and is carefully crafted with a unique craftsman's heart. It is a good work of art, but it doesn't feel very auspicious.

"Yes, that's it. I plan to go to Liyue for a walk first and come back later."

"Okay! Yixi, you are really discerning. Zhongli was opposed to me doing this before, so I just said my idea is very good!"

Zhongli: That’s fine. Hall Master Hu can make the best use of everything. Zhong Mou’s trip is considered worthwhile.

Ye Boshi: If I had known this, it would have been ruined.

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On the street, Yixi was shopping around while playing with the small crystal coffin in his hand. This thing sells for 330,000 molas...

Why don't you wait any longer? Because Zhongli probably missed me on purpose, and there was no way he wouldn't notice my movements.

Since he chose to avoid it, I would definitely not be able to find him.

Hey, are you going to return in vain...

It's impossible!

You can run away, monk, can you run away from the temple?

You will always return to the Hall of Purity!

I first deliberately left to ambush you, and waited until the moon was dark and the wind was high, hahaha——

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In the evening, the Hall of Rebirth.

Outside the window of a room on the second floor, Yi Xi squatted there in a familiar posture, thinking about something.

Why am I getting better and better at doing this?

Don’t think so much, let’s go!

"Enter..."

Yi Xi still knocked politely on the window, but unexpectedly, the window was suddenly opened, and then the hand dropped and hit Zhongli on the head with a thud.

"..."

"..."

This was a good start for the meeting between the two. They fell into silence and the scene was awkward for a time.

He slowly retracted his hand, and then Zhongli's face covered with black lines appeared.

After thinking for a moment, he closed the window again.

After adjusting the situation, he opened the window again. The person who was standing in front of the window had already sat down at the table and seemed to be making tea.

"Don't be formal, just sit down."

"good..."

Zhongli motioned for him to sit down, and Yixi silently turned in and sat on the other side of the table.

Looking at the display cabinet on the wall, I saw a cabinet of antiques neatly arranged inside. I don’t know how much Maola spent on them.

"How did you come?"

Zhong Li poured tea and asked Yi Xi. The maturity and stability shown in his gestures were extraordinary.

But just such a question made Yi Xi feel a little overwhelmed. It was over, and he stopped saying any polite words. Was he really angry just now...

"It's a rare trip to Liyue. I made a special trip to visit the local gods at the window."

Yi Xi always felt that something was not right with Zhongli. It was strange that he couldn't explain it. Could it be that this was fake?

Looking at Zhongli, there was a calm and majestic look between his brows, and his calm and elegant posture was definitely his own.

"Is there something important when you come back this time?"

"It's nothing, just wander around...wait, what do you mean by coming back?"

Hearing this, Yixi was stunned. This is my first time coming to Liyue. Why do you make it sound like you have seen me before?

Zhongli stopped drinking tea, slowly put down the cup and was silent for a moment, then smiled with relief:

"It's just a slip of the tongue. The rock that the whirlpool cannot break will eventually be worn away by the erosion of time. Don't worry about it."

Yi Xi nodded doubtfully, maybe you are really old.

"Then you're quite worn out, and now you can't even pretend to be an ordinary person."

"A flash of light lasts thousands of years. Rocks have hearts, and so do the earth and gods."

Yixi followed Zhongli's gaze and looked out the window. The red dust was billowing, but the lights in the world were still there.

He picked up the tea cup and drank it all in one gulp, sighing deeply:

"Yes, the same is true for gods, let alone a human being."

"Oh? There is such a strange person beside you?"

Zhongli asked with interest as he poured tea for Yi Xi again.

Yixi held the tea cup in front of her eyes, and the ripples on the water rippled slightly:

"That is an existence with a mortal body that rivals the will of gods. I appreciate this about her, and I will probably follow her for a long time in the future."

Zhongli seemed to understand something and chose not to ask further questions.

Yixi drank the last cup of tea, stood up and prepared to leave:

"It's getting late, so I won't bother you. Please ask Xian Dianyi and I'll come to celebrate you again, bye."

"..."