Genshin Impact: I smashed a Fufu at the beginning

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Fontaine, seaside.

"Hey! I'll poke~"

A family of three cute seals with round bellies and cute expressions are lying on the beach lazily basking in the sun. Next to them is Funina, who is poking their bellies and playing with them.

From time to time, they pat their bellies twice, and the sound of fullness fills their ears.

The seal just raised its little head to look at it twice, and then continued to sleep.

In the evening, Yi Xi couldn't help Fu Nina being so upset at home, so he took her out for a walk.

The air at the seaside is particularly fresh, the blue sky and the blue sea water are of the same color, and the sails are dotted above the sparkling waves.

"Yi Xi, they are really cute. No matter how you move them, they don't react at all."

As she said this, Funina took a few more shots, which was really interesting.

"Yes, but if you dare to take pictures like this while I'm sleeping, I will definitely carry you over and throw you into the sea overnight."

"Hmph, you actually want to bully me and see how I beat you."

After saying that, Funina started beating the seal's belly quickly at a very fast pace, biabiabiabiabia~

(Seal HP-3-2-3-5-2...)

Yixi smiled casually and opened his arms to welcome the cool breath between heaven and earth:

“Ah—nature, huh?”

At this time, a crab that was almost half the size of Funina passed by leisurely in front of them.

After thinking about it for a moment, I went up and held it down:

"Funina, prepare to light a fire, we will eat crabs tonight!"

Hearing this, Funina was stunned, looked at the innocent-looking big crab, and asked:

"Yi Xi, this is not an ordinary crab. Is it really edible?"

"No problem, it smells really good when you look at it."

Yixi turned the fiery red crab around and then tore off a crab leg. This scene made Funina dare not look directly at it.

"Eh - Yixi, you are so cruel. It's so pitiful for a crab to do this."

...

"Yi Xi, look! There's a bigger one there. Go and tear off all its legs. Don't let it escape!"

After a while, Funina held a piece of roasted fragrant crab leg meat and pointed at the bigger crab not far away and shouted excitedly.

Yixi calmly rubbed a rock with his hand and threw it at the crab. Then the crab fell sideways and stopped moving.

(crab hp-34731)

"Don't worry, let's finish what we have first."

"Hmm~ I didn't expect these crab legs to taste so delicious. Give me another one."

Yixi chose a big blowpipe and handed it to Fu Nina. Seeing her eating meat so satisfied, her mood became lighter.

This guy really looks like a little girl.

There was a bonfire in front of the two of them, and the light under the night sky shone on their faces, flickering brightly and dimly, which was beautiful and comfortable.

Yixi lay on the soft beach, resting his hands behind his head and quietly admiring the starry sky.

Unchanged.

"Ah, I'm full. I didn't expect three crab legs to have so much meat."

Funina put her head on Yixi's arm and admired it together, and even burped a little.

The evening breeze blew the bonfire and swayed, as if telling an ancient song.

"Recalling the past, is there any water?"

Hearing this, Yixi stretched out a hand towards Funina's mouth, condensed a water ball and fed it to her.

"Please give me more."

Fu Nina grabbed it like a straw and drank it, while Yi Xi felt uncomfortable all over. This felt really strange.

After eating and drinking, Funina put her hands on her belly and lay back with satisfaction. She was so full.

"It's great to have you here. I used to play alone, but it's a pity that none of my playmates can speak."

"Um."

Funina said with emotion, Yi Xi responded with a hum and then stopped.

Funina raised her hand in front of her eyes, stars gradually flickered between her fingers, and time seemed to slow down.

"Why are you so nice to me? Are you attracted by my beauty?"

Funina waited expectantly for Yixi's answer, but there was still no movement from Yixi.

Turning his head to look, he was surprised to see that this guy was asleep!

Youyou got up and looked at Yixi, prodding, did you really fall asleep?

Funina lay on her side, supporting her face with one hand, and just kept looking at Yi Xi's side face.

Move your head closer and take a closer look. Under the big eyes, the mouth is a small 'O' shape, full of curiosity.

stare--

Don't tell me, this guy is indeed quite handsome. He is quiet now and has a different style.

Well...this water god will recognize you for now, feel honored!

And what on earth is on this guy? Why does it smell so good? I had wondered when I wore his clothes to sleep before.

Looking at Yi Xi, he was breathing evenly and sleeping peacefully.

Then he leaned over Yi Xi and smelled it. The smell was obviously very light, but it was very attractive.

Not sure, just smell it again.

At this moment, Yi Xi frowned a few pixels, why was there a pervert next to him? ?

Forget it, let me bear with you.

After a while, her arms sank again, and Funina chose a comfortable position and fell asleep.

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Momang Palace, recalling the past bedroom.

He picked up Funina and walked through the flowers, birds, fish and insects, the streets and alleys of Fontaine, and the water dragon with complicated eyes in Momang Palace back to the bedroom.

After all, Yixi did not prepare outdoor overnight facilities, and Funina was relatively delicate and frail, so it would not be good if she caught a cold.

"Well... remembering the past..."

At this time, Funina squeaked out Yi Xi's name, and her hands fluttered in the air as if they were looking for something, until they hooked Yi Xi's neck.

"Well, I'm here, ugh!"

As soon as Yixi put Funina on the bed, she suddenly hugged Yixi's head to her chest with force.

With a little cushioning, a light fragrance hits your face.

I thought that I should have fainted when I almost hit Fu Nina, otherwise it would be impossible to be okay with the strength of the human body.

The key now is that I can clearly feel that there is still a buffer. Fukalos also said that she is almost exactly the same as Funina.

And Fukalos obviously had something, and logically speaking Funina was the same, but she was just being weighed down by her clothes.

"Yi Xi? What are you doing?"

"..."

After hearing this, I was silent for a moment or two, weren't you the one who hugged me and wouldn't let me go?

"Oh, let me listen to your heartbeat to see if you are alive."

"oh."

Funina made a small noise and looked around. It was Yi Xi's room.

Just now... I was probably watching the stars with Yixi at the beach. Are you back yet?

"Then am I alive?"

"..."

Funina asked in a daze, thinking that this girl must be asleep, so let her settle down and continue sleeping.

"You are dreaming, close your eyes and sleep peacefully."

"oh."

Yixi skillfully took off Fu Nina's dress with a dull expression, then put the righteous short-sleeved shirt on her body and called it a day.

Fu Nina turned to look at Yi Xi, just like him when looking at the starry sky, which made people feel inexplicably at ease.

I'm back in the blink of an eye. Am I really dreaming?

"Why are you so far away from me? Come here to me, the Water God."

Suddenly Fu Nina arrogantly said to Yi Xi on the other side of the bed. Yi Xi did not speak, but leaned towards Fu Nina and hugged her gently.

Anyway, I basically sleep like this every day, it doesn’t matter, just finish your troubles and go to bed early.

Then Funina held up the quilt again and patted Yixi's belly like a seal. It was so strong.

Two more shots, biabia~

Yixi slowly opened her eyes and even thought about how to throw her into the sea.

But forget it, it's best for her body not to touch cold water at this stage.

Just wait, good times will pass you by in a few days.

Funina opened Yixi's short sleeves again to take a look, and stretched out her little hand to count: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...eight yuan!

Putting your face against it and feeling the feelings is something I don’t have.

Take a bite and try it.

"hiss--"

Oh, is it painful to recall the past? Let’s do it next time.

After a while, Fu Nina finally calmed down and turned into a good baby and got into Yi Xi's arms to sleep.

Yi Xi felt relieved, it seemed that tonight's show was over.

"Remember the past."

However, Funina spoke again. Yixi took two deep breaths and asked:

"What's wrong?"

Funina raised her head and looked at Yixi, then at herself, and then said in hindsight:

"Are we too close? This seems to be something only human lovers would do."

"The door is over there, you can go."

"Hey, no, I'm talking about human beings, and you are not human."

"..."

Yixi, why does it feel like this girl is scolding me?

"But I'm also a man, haven't you thought about the possible consequences of this? With your power, you won't be able to resist whatever I want to do."

Hearing this, Funina vaguely thought of something, her face flushed, and then a small voice came out:

"Then what do you want to do to me?"

"..."

Yi Xi was silent again. This silly girl probably didn't even know she was sold.

"For example, just now, I planned to carry you to the beach and throw you into the sea, but you were lucky. I am too lazy to move now, so I let you go."

"Then are you willing to throw me away?"

Funina blinked her cute big eyes and looked at Yi Xi pitifully, which made Yi Xi lock her head back:

"I don't want to give it up. Okay, okay, go to bed now, my dear Funina."

As he spoke, he put Fu Nina's head in his arms, and then swooped out for her:

"I knew you were the best to me! You are also very nice, but why are you so nice to me?"

"Didn't I tell you everything?"

Hearing this, Yixi put on a kind smile and stroked Funina's head, and spoke calmly:

"You just think of me as your father."

"..."

Funina's raised lips slowly retracted, and she got into Yixi's arms again:

"I don't want it."

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