Genshin Impact: I smashed a Fufu at the beginning

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Fontaine, Palais de Moman, and Navilette's office.

"Huh-huh, exciting!"

Villette raised her eyes to look at the person who barged in without knocking like Fonina, and asked:

"Why are you so anxious?"

"Lord Villette, your water is here."

Yixi picked up the pot of water that Xiaomei Luxin brought to Navilette and drank it in one gulp, then slowly said:

"Shuilong, you don't know, I almost couldn't come back."

"What happened?"

Villette stopped the pen in his hand and checked Yixi's status. There was nothing unusual except for being anxious.

Xiaomei Luxin looked at the empty kettle and went out to fetch water.

"Due to force majeure, I slept in the same room last night with the girl Morax grew up watching. A few minutes ago, Morax was looking for me with a knife."

"..."

Then Violet looked at Yixi without saying anything. How did you have the nerve to tell me this?

But considering that Funina will be worried about crying if you are injured, let’s ask:

"What force majeure factor?"

"Lord Villette, your water is here again..."

Yixi took the pot of water again and drank it up, then put it on the plate held by Xiaomei Luxin:

"I took her out to play, but she got drunk. I didn't think it was easy to explain, so I took her out for the night. Then I thought her clothes smelled of alcohol and wouldn't make her sleepy, so I took them off."

"..."

Navilette was silent for a moment, expressing that he understood Morax very well.

In fact, he cares more about Funina than Villette as Yixi said. Why was this kid deceived her so quickly?

When Yi Xi was away and asked about Funina, the answer she gave was that Yi Xi was good-looking and treated her well.

Hmm... I hope you won't deceive Funina, otherwise I think you will make the same choice as Morax.

"Guess what? She got up in the middle of the night and molested me, which scared me."

Villette thought for a moment and realized that he had seen this behavior before.

"Master Villette, Master Water Mystery Book, your water is here."

"Thank you for your hard work."

This time Navilette's assistant simply brought two jugs of water, and because he passed by Yi Xi first, he carried them to him.

"Ah - Yixi, where did you go all day yesterday?"

At this time, Funina followed closely with a yawn, recalling the past when she sat next to him and saw him drinking water from a pot, so she also picked up another pot and drank.

Villette: Are you planning to thirst me to death and then fly away...

"I went to Liyue, and the Immortal Invitation Ceremony is about to begin there. I will take you there to have a look and give you some inside information. This year's Immortal Invitation Ceremony will definitely be a blast."

"Okay! Well...if this is your little wish as a secretary, then I, the Water God Fukalos, will satisfy you. What other breaking news is there?"

Funina was excited for a moment, and then she held a kettle and drank water in such a beautiful posture.

"If it's a big deal or a small deal, Morax is going to die."

Hearing this, Funina and Navilette were stunned at the same time. After thinking for a moment, they spoke in disbelief:

"What? That ancient rock god...wait a minute, you're not planning to join forces with me to assassinate him, are you?"

Fu Nina put the kettle back with trembling little hands. Rumor has it that the god only appears once a year during the Immortal Ceremony, and Yi Xi happened to ask me to go...

And Xiaomei Luxin glanced at the empty water bottle on the plate. She was worthy of being the secretary of Lord Water God, but she could drink water.

Yixi stretched out her hand and pinched Funina's cheek:

"What are you thinking about? He is retiring and just wants to hand over Liyue to the people."

Hearing this, Funina breathed a sigh of relief, and then Yixi said again:

"But Morax did come after me this morning with a knife. Fortunately, I ran fast. This time, I asked the Immortal Dian to ask Lord Water God to go and feel at ease."

"..."

Funina was stunned, then turned her head stiffly to look at Villette:

"Well, Villette, how about the three of us go to Liyue for a day off? You will come..."

"There happened to be a trial that day and I couldn't spare time."

"Ah...why is this, okay."

Fu Nina has already thought about how to come forward and apologize to Morax on Yixi's behalf. Villette said that you never thought of refusing to go together.

"It's okay. Morax and I are good buddies. This time I went to celebrate him."

"You three adults, your water is here."

Xiaomei Luxin brought three bottles of water again, but Funina was full after drinking just one bottle, while Yixi felt that she would get water poisoning if she drank any more.

The two looked at each other and spoke in tacit understanding:

"Send it to Villette, just treat it as my invitation."

"OK, all right."

Then Navilette looked at the three full pots of sweet and delicious water in front of him and fell silent again.

In total, I have to thank you both.

"wrong!"

"Why are you so surprised?"

Yixi suddenly stood up and left in such a hurry that he forgot what Navia asked him to do.

"I forgot to buy tea. Navia asked me for it before I left."

"Ah, this is indeed not good, but are you still planning to go now that you are back?"

"I have to go. Anyway, I look like someone from Liyue. Objectively speaking, I can't miss the appointment."

Yi Xi took out the big map and browsed it. The traveler came just on the day before the Immortal Invitation Ceremony, so most of the teleportation anchor points in Liyue were not open.

Not to mention the Qiaoyingzhuang area, the map is all black.

"Then why don't you go from Fengdan? You have to walk a long way to get to where Liyue can go."

Funina, who came to watch together, suggested that Yi Xi had mentioned the functions on his magical map before.

Yixi took a look and found that Qiaoyingzhuang was located on the border of Fontainebleau. It was just a short boat ride from the port, which was quite convenient.

"Okay, it looks like we can come back today."

"Well! Speaking of which, I haven't been to Qiaoyingzhuang yet. I just have nothing to do today, so let me, Fukalos, accompany you~"

"Okay, let's go and let's go!"

"let's go!"

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