Genshin Impact: I smashed a Fufu at the beginning

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Fontaine, Opéra Opécle.

"You're here, do you miss me?"

Yixi stepped on the ruling machine and climbed to the seat of the Grand Inquisitor in two steps and sat down.

The stage lights were not turned on, and there was silence in the opera house. The shallow darkness covered the figure of Yi Xi.

Looking at the small counter in front of him, there was a groove in the middle, which must be where Fukalos announced the final verdict.

"Yes, I miss you. Here, here is Qianling Mousse for you. I think you will also like it."

"You also brought me a gift, thank you~"

Yixi put a plate of small cakes on the small counter and saw it disappear immediately. Sure enough, there was a way to let outside things in, and then Fukalos' happy voice sounded:

"Hmm~ It's so delicious! Seeing Funina eating so happily, I've always wanted to try it."

"Next time, I'll give you a try of the small cakes that are limited to ten pieces a day. Funina also likes it very much. I want you to come too..."

"Hush, someone is coming!"

After saying that, Fukalos immediately logged off. Yixi looked towards the door, and as expected, there were footsteps.

"Who is in the theater?"

Accompanied by a cold voice, a tall and stern elder sister walked in.

Her sharp figure and cool attire make it easy to guess her identity, the duel agent of the Water God.

"I, remember the past."

Hearing this, Clolind looked towards the trial stand and saw a handsome man quietly sitting with his legs crossed, high above the court.

"Lady Funina's secretary?"

Clolinde lowered her hand from the gun on her thigh. This person can be deeply remembered by just his photo, or it can be said that everyone in Fontaine knows him.

When she happened to pass by the opera house, she saw a man sneaking into the opera house. Clolind was worried that he had evil intentions, so she followed him to have a look.

"What are you doing here, and why are you sitting on the judgment stand?"

Although you are Lady Funina's secretary, I know zero about you. You suddenly appeared in Fontaine, which is hard to put people at ease.

The faint smile on Yi Xi's mouth looked evil under the dark curtain. All in all, he didn't look like a good person.

"Oh, don't act like you're interrogating a prisoner, Miss Clolinde."

Yixi yawned lazily and looked back and forth at this woman. Oh my God.

The button in front of her body was under undue pressure, which was pitiful.

Clolind ignored Yi Xi's slander, but became even more convinced that this person was wrong, and the way he looked at me was wrong.

"Well... I said I just wanted to find a quiet place to sleep. Do you believe it?"

"As Lord Water God's secretary, you have left your post without permission. I advise you to tell the truth. I will truthfully report today's incident to Lady Funina."

Hearing this Yixi smiled casually, it's over, he was caught being lazy.

I'm so afraid that you're going to make a report. What if Funina finds out about this? !

But I did have to deal with this matter. I approached the oracle judgment machine more than once when no one was around. Villette definitely knew about it, but I just didn't ask.

If there is a report from this duel agent, then Villette will definitely ask me clearly. After all, this is considered the core of Fontaine, and he must have concerns.

Hmm - what to do?

"Now that you have discovered it, there is nothing we can do."

"what are you up to?!"

Yi Xi stood up and jumped down from the trial platform. He turned to look at Clolind. She immediately put on a fighting posture and was on full alert.

Facing the ruling machine behind him, he sighed deeply:

"You should know about the prophecy, right?"

"What do you want to say?"

Although the other party showed no hostility, Clolind still did not relax at all.

She didn't know what the so-called water mystery book in front of her was, but she was at least certain that there was definitely something wrong with him. Lady Funina had never needed a secretary in hundreds of years!

"I'm sorry to tell you that the prophecy is true and is about to happen. And I came back this time just to fight against that so-called prophecy."

Yi Xi's eyes were full of determination. Clolind paused and asked doubtfully:

"Then why is it you and not Lord Water God?"

After saying that, Yixi turned to look straight at Clolind, and mobilized the power of the water element to light up her eyes as deep as the sea:

"If I were to say that after the death of the first Water Goddess Egolia five hundred years ago, Funina was not the first candidate for the Water Goddess position, would you believe it?"

Fukalos: Huh?

Funina: Huh?

At this time, Yi Xi was like a real god. His supreme temperament and majesty shocked Clolind's mind, and her legs and feet were a little unsteady.

Seeing this, Yi Xi hurriedly took back his strength, thinking that no mortal could bear even a hint of coercion...

At this time, Clolind had already withdrawn her weapon. This news was really surprising and difficult to digest for a while. At the same time, questions arose one after another:

"Then why did you choose to give up the position of Water God to Lady Funina?"

Seeing that this girl believed it, Yi Xi felt relieved. The ordinary interface will never be able to handle you, so now just continue to talk nonsense:

"Although Fu Nina's power is far inferior to mine, force alone is not enough. Fu Nina's talent has been obvious to all for hundreds of years. It just so happens that I don't have this plan. Now that Feng Dan is in trouble, I will naturally come back to help. "

Clolind nodded thoughtfully, she figured it out, she figured it all out, and the doubts in her heart were solved one by one.

No wonder Lady Funina has such an airborne secretary who is not doing anything. It turns out that she has a more important mission.

The law-compensation energy in the oracle and judgment machine of the Opera House is a symbol of people's belief in the water god. It is not surprising that you would appear here.

"In addition, please do not spread this matter to anyone. Just understand that I am just Funina's most trusted secretary."

"Yes! Master Water Mystery Book!"

Clolinde paid a military salute to Yi Xi with great respect. Yi Xi returned to her free and casual look and said leisurely:

"I'm just a little secretary, how can I let Lord Water God's duel agent salute me?"

"Yes, Mr. Water God's secretary."

Looking at Clolind's cheerful look, Yixi thought for a moment, and then commanded:

“Now, take a deep breath as deep as you can, then lift your chest and look up!

Although she didn't understand, Clolind did it without any thinking.

I saw the buttons on Clolind's clothes burst open with a 'snap', and a flash of snow-white appeared, hitting Yixi's cheek accurately.

"Hey, Miss Clolinde is so polite and gave me a gift. Thank you very much. I'll say goodbye first!"

After taking off the buttons on her face, Yi Xi disappeared as quickly as possible, leaving behind Clolind who was stunned and lost in thought for a long time without speaking.

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Momang Palace, Navilette's Office.

"Villette! I can't buy the small cake that Fontaine has limited to ten portions every day. Please help me think of a way!"

In front of the desk, Funina pushed the helpless Navilette on the shoulder and said.

Regarding the limited edition cakes, Funina would go to Navilette every time she couldn't buy them, and Navilette said she was used to it.

"I will buy it earlier next time. This is fair to everyone in Fontaine."

"Hmph, but we only sell ten of them every day. I don't know where that guy from Yixi has gone, and I plan to ask him to help."

Funina sat back on the sofa angrily, with a very aggrieved expression on her face. At this moment, the door was pushed open, and then Yixi walked in with excitement on her face and said:

"Funina, take off your clothes quickly. Oh, come back to the room with me first."

"Eh?"

After saying that, the princess picked up Funina and walked out of the office under Villette's sharp gaze.

Aren't you both...going to betray anyone now?

No matter what, if the two of them sleep in the same bed for many days, something will inevitably happen.

...

"Yi Xi, do you want to...that one with me?"

On the bed, Fu Nina had already blushed with embarrassment. She looked out the window and wondered why she was so anxious. It was still daytime.

"What is that? Let's not talk about this for now. What do you think this is?"

Yixi mysteriously took out the loot just now, and Funina took a closer look:

"Uh...a button?"

"Yes! But this is not an ordinary button. It has a great blessing on it. Come and bring the clothes over and I will sew them on for you."

"good..."

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