Genshin Impact: I smashed a Fufu at the beginning

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Liyue, the Hall of Rebirth.

"Ouch~"

"Uh-huh~"

On this day, Hutao saw a girl who looked like he could be friends with her. She became playful and suddenly appeared from behind Zhongli and made a face at her.

Funina did the same, and not to be outdone, she fought back in the same way behind Yi Xi.

"Hello, you two, I am Zhongli, a guest of the Rebirth Hall, and this is my boss, the Master of Hutaohu Hall."

"What a coincidence. This is also my boss Funina. The demon god's name is Fukalos. She is the God of Justice in Fontaine. As for me, I probably don't need to introduce her."

Zhongli's attention has always been on Funina. This woman... is in a strange state:

"It's actually the god of Fontaine who came to the Rebirth Hall in person. I'm sorry for not being able to welcome you from afar, but I apologize for the poor reception."

Hutao looked shocked, just now...were gods from other countries playing with me?

"I didn't expect Miss Funina to be the god of Fontaine. I'm sorry, Zhongli, go and serve tea!"

At the table, Yi Xi and Zhong Li drank tea in silence. Naturally, the people they chatted with the most were their children...and their bosses.

Funina also realized that her behavior just now was out of character, so she demurely picked up the tea cup and took a sip. It was Fulong tea:

"Well, I learned from my secretary that both of you are trustworthy people. Naturally, they are also friends of me, Fukalos. No need to be polite."

Hearing this, Hutao became even more excited, the god of Fontaine was so elegant!

"It turns out that Yixi you are the secretary of the Water God. No wonder you are so powerful. Speaking of gods from other countries, it doesn't matter if the emperor doesn't show his face when the gods come. Qixing didn't even greet them. It's true."

Zhongli: "..."

Yixi smiled casually and explained:

"Funina and I are just here as tourists to participate in the ceremony of inviting immortals, so there is no need to go to such great lengths."

"No wonder, otherwise there would be no time to come to our Rebirth Hall. You two are very lucky. The leader of the hall has made some snacks by himself. I will go and get them now."

After saying that, Hu Tao ran to the kitchen. Yi Xi stared blankly at Hu Tao's leaving figure, as if your cooking skills... I really can't compliment you.

At this time, Funina poked Yixi's arm and asked in a low voice:

"Yi Xi, I feel that this friend of yours is no ordinary person. He is Morax, right?"

Yixi nodded, thinking that you shouldn't be so smart.

Funina looked at Zhong Lixian calmly, she was gentle and elegant, overlooking the calmness between her brows and her rock-like composure.

This kind of temperament is definitely not ordinary, and when Yixi told me about Liyue's experience, the two people from the Shengsheng Hall mentioned the most.

He also talked about chatting and laughing with Morax. Combining it, it is not difficult to guess that this so-called guest is Morax, the rock god of Liyue.

Thinking of this, Funina looked at the tea cup in her hand, emm, will Morax personally pour me tea...

"So this is his retirement life, and what we are participating in this time is the last immortal ceremony in history."

"It can be said that Zhongli's identity is also a secret. Even Qixing doesn't know about it. Please don't tell anyone."

"I understand this, but if Yan Shen just gives up, will the Liyue people think that the god has abandoned them?"

"Don't worry, Morax will die directly for the Liyue people to see. Remember to stay away. It won't be good if others think it was us."

At this moment, Zhongli across from me frowned a few pixels. Do you two have to discuss it in front of me...

"You've been waiting for a long time, come and try what I made - the Youyou March!"

Everyone looked around after hearing the sound, and Hu Tao brought up a plate of dishes that were difficult to describe.

In fact, if you look closely, it’s not bad. The color scheme looks like little ghosts huddled together, which is a bit cute.

"Hmm... Funina and I don't know much about Liyue's dining table etiquette, and Zhongli is outstanding in knowledge, so why not let him set an example first."

Yi Xi suggested this. After saying this, Zhongli shook his head gently:

"Absolutely not. Etiquette is important, but the relationship between friends will inevitably be restricted by it. Since you two are distinguished guests, you should take the first bite."

Zhongli has tasted Hutao's cooking, and it's almost like opening a blind box. The appearance is good and bad, and the taste is also random.

Sometimes it looks normal on the outside, but tastes like nothing in the world. In short, I never want to experience it a second time.

"That won't work. As the saying goes, when in town, do as the Romans do. Since we are in Liyue, we have to abide by the local rules, so..."

"Then let me try it first. It looks pretty cute."

Before she finished speaking, Fu Nina had already picked up a little ghost and put it into her mouth. Even if Yi Xi wanted to save it, it was already too late.

"how is it going?"

Hu Tao asked expectantly, seeing Fu Nina's expression sometimes solemn and sometimes soothing, making Yi Xi become more and more anxious.

No, why am I anxious? Hutao is not the otaku like Dao Wife. Eating it will only cause stomach upset, but it’s best not to eat it.

Funina tasted it carefully and then swallowed it, appreciating:

"It's unbelievable that a small dish can taste all kinds of things in the world. It's amazing."

"Yeah! This is Hutao's proud work. I hope you like it."

Seeing that Fu Nina didn't look like the actress, Yi Xi was very confused, so he picked up a piece and tasted it, then frowned.

There are all kinds of things in the world, sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty.

...

"Funina, there are many interesting things in our Rebirth Hall, I will take you to see them now!"

"Okay, okay, I've never seen props of this style before."

The two girls, who have similar personalities and figures, got to know each other quickly, and then they went to the warehouse to play together.

Yixi and Zhongli were still drinking tea where they were, hoping that Funina wouldn't be frightened by Hu Tao.

"I have never mentioned my retirement to anyone. How did you find out about it, little friend?"

Zhongli had wanted to ask this question for a long time. He speculated that Yixi had the ability to predict the future, but it didn't seem like it.

Yi Xi doesn't know how to answer. You can't say that I've seen your plot, right?

"Well - you can understand that I come from both the past and the future, and I have lost a large part of my memory. I don't know the specific reason."

"I see."

Zhongli looked through the window to the distant horizon and asked casually:

"Then do you think people can be resurrected after death?"

Yi Xi paused for a moment, I am just a baby dragon a few days old, why are you suddenly asking me such a profound question?

"According to the laws of Teyvat, people cannot die in the true sense. It will appear again in other forms one day in the future."

Hearing this, Zhongli's eyes lit up and he turned to look straight at Yixi, and his questioning tone sounded:

"I only need you to answer one thing now. Did the original ending of Gui Zhi end with death in battle in Gui Liji?"

"?"

At this moment, he gave people the impression that he was not the guest of the Palace of the Rebirth. He looked like an almighty king dominating the world, and he looked upright and dignified as the ancient god Rock King Morax!

Zhong Li's sudden change confused Yi Xi. Ever since he first woke up, Yi Xi had felt something was wrong. What on earth are you talking about?

And there was some kind of shield around the two of them. Yixi doubted that even if he and Morax fought here, the outside world wouldn't notice.

"In the end... didn't she die like that? The demon god who was hostile to you attacked Guiliji while you were on the expedition, and she died heroically in the end. I should have remembered correctly."

Zhongli's breath returned to calmness, and he slowly picked up the tea cup and took a sip:

"Indeed, I'm sorry for being a little out of control."

"..."

Yi Xi was silent for a moment, but still felt that something was wrong. You can't lose your composure if anyone loses your composure. There must be a reason.

Forget it, if you don’t want to say it, just don’t say it. It’s been thousands of years anyway, so what does it have to do with me?

"It's really wise of you to retire. It's worn out like this. I wish you can live until death."

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