Genshin Impact: I smashed a Fufu at the beginning

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Impact Mountain, Narukami Taisha Shrine.

"Oh my! Isn't this the little golden dragon that forcibly broke into Dao's wife? He's so adorable~"

As soon as Yi Xi came up, he saw Yae Shenzi welcoming him with great enthusiasm. He also stretched out his slender jade fingers to gently lift Yi Xi's chin to tease her.

Seeing that Yixi didn't respond, Yae Shenzi thought that this guy was quite shy, so he deliberately got very close and said:

"You can't wait to come to me as soon as you come out of my shadow. Are you so impatient?"

Facing Yae Shenzi's teasing, Yixi smiled calmly and nodded:

"Yes, and of course I won't come empty-handed to see a beautiful woman like you. You should like this thing."

"Ah, are you so interested in me? I have to look forward to it."

Speaking of what he was looking for in the past, Yae Shenzi had a foxy smile on his face and arched his eyebrows. He didn't expect this newborn little golden dragon to be so cute.

Recalling the origins of the past, Yae Shenzi naturally knew that he was the loyal little secretary of God Fengdan, and he was born less than a month ago.

Moreover, I really doubt the god’s original intention of suddenly recruiting a secretary~

She looks so good-looking that I feel itchy just looking at her.

"This is for you. I'll take a look around first."

"Um?"

I saw Yixi grabbing the clothes on the side of Yae Shenzi and stuffing the photo into her, and then Yae Shenzi's smile froze on her face.

Yixi's movements were so natural that Yae Shenzi was completely unprepared, and now his tail almost exploded.

Yae Shenzi snorted, what a rude little guy, don't fall into my hands.

Otherwise I will lock you in my sister's room, and then...

Then he took out the one from his arms and took a look at it. His face couldn't stop being excited. He held up his face and started twisting it.

My shadow is really cute!

You're quite capable, little guy. You can actually get such a dull Ying to agree to wear this kind of clothes. It seems like I'm looking down on you.

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Yixi looked at this fox-shaped sacred cherry tree. It really looked like the Eightfold Divine Son.

"The gift is nice. I like it very much. The little guy is quite capable. Can you tell me how to do it?"

Yae Kamiko couldn't put it down while holding the photo. The figure's data was just meant to tease him, but it surprised me!

"I treated her to the best dessert in Fontaine, and then she let me come as I pleased. She was so good."

"Hmm~ That's great. The little guy is so courageous that he even dares to trick the gods."

Yae Kamiko put her hand on her mouth and closed her eyes as if imagining the scene at that time.

A foreign little golden dragon kidnapped my innocent shadow with a piece of cake. What should I do?

"Next time we meet, let's take that shadow who has been staying at home for a long time out for a walk. I haven't seen her for a long time."

"Besides, it's not certain when I'll come back after I leave this time."

At this time, Yae Shenzi pressed his soft body a little closer, his expression full of charm:

"Compared to Ying, I'm actually not that bad. Don't you plan to stay with me for a while? Maybe I can let you do whatever you want when I'm happy~"

Hearing this, Yixi looked at Yae Shenzi and thought about something. Is this the nature of a vixen?

However, there is no strange smell on Yaegamiko's body. It's not unpleasant anyway, which shows that he has taken good care of it.

"Then how can you be happy?"

I saw the Eightfold God Son smile evilly, and as if his evil plan had succeeded, he stepped forward and tapped Yi Xi's chest:

"Hey, I'm so impatient. Why don't I go back to the room with my sister and talk slowly~"

So Yixi followed Yae Shenzi into her boudoir with an innocent look on her face.

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"You are the first one to enter my sister's room, little one."

Yae Shenzi raised her beautiful legs and cocked her legs. When she saw Yi Xi's gaze drifting towards her, she seemed to have everything under control.

The room was unexpectedly clean and had an indescribable fragrance.

"It's an honour."

After saying that, Yixi went straight to Yae Shenzi's bed and leaned over to take a look. At the same time, Yae Shenzi shivered, don't look under the bed...

After a while, Yixi dug out a lot of unsightly novels, and then he lay on the bed and read them with gusto:

"Miss Shenzi, what is this talking about?"

Hearing this, the expression of the Eightfold God Son softened a little, and that's right. What do you, a little dragon who was just born, know?

Step forward and take away the philosophy book from Yi Xi’s hand:

"Tell your sister if you want to read novels. These are not good to read, so I put them in the corner."

Yi Xi disapproved and changed another book. I don’t know if it’s good or not. Then Shenzi snatched it away again:

"Hey, what's the point of just reading novels? Do you want to do something more interesting?"

I feel helpless about this. I just want to read a novel quietly.

If you continue to hinder me, I will stop reading and just use you to recreate the plot of the novel!

"What's more interesting?"

The words fell into Yi Xi's straight gaze. Shenzi took off his small shoes, raised his beautiful legs and put her feet against Yi Xi's face:

"What do you mean by being a secretary to the gods? Why don't you just follow me from now on? I will give you whatever you want~"

"..."

Yixi was silent for a moment, then picked up the white and tender foot and looked at it. The pink nail polish suited her very well.

Funina: Yixi, don’t be fooled by this vixen! Don't look at her. She has a better figure than me, is also stronger than me, and is bigger than me... In short, don't be fooled!

Qianori: Yeah - actually you can follow me, even though I'm not as powerful as Mr. Palace Secretary.

"Speaking of which, I forgot to do something. I was supposed to look for Ying, but as her dependents, you are here, so come on her behalf."

"Then what do you want to do to me, sister...huh??"

Before Yae Shenzi finished speaking, Yi Xi grabbed his wrist and pressed it on his leg, then raised his hand high.

Paji——

"Yeah~"

Yi Xi's slap was so crisp and enjoyable.

"You actually have the heart to beat my sister. My sister is so sad, ugh..."

"A puppet general dares to strike me with lightning, let's see how I teach you a lesson."

After saying that, Yixi came again, hitting Yae Shenzi until the tail of the fox came out.

"You're still here!"

The more Yae Shenzi thinks about it, the more he feels aggrieved. You did it to her, General, because you know how to bully me, a fox. I'm so pitiful!

Just lying on Yi Xi's lap so pitifully, the little guy is a little guy, and the way he punishes people is so cute.

But this grievance cannot be in vain. I will take it from you later...

"Okay - I have something else to do, so let's go first."

After saying that, Yi Xi disappeared from the spot, leaving only the messy Yae Shenzi alone.

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