Genshin Impact: I smashed a Fufu at the beginning

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Mondstadt.

"Ying, is there something wrong here? Why did you bring me here so suddenly?"

Next to the teleportation anchor point in the city, Ying carefully observed the surroundings, seemingly looking for someone.

His eyes were full of nostalgia and expectation, as well as a hint of anxiety.

"Just now, someone other than me used the teleportation anchor."

"Have you heard? The Wind Demon Dragon attacked Mondstadt."

Paimon was a little confused. Besides Ying, could anyone else use the teleportation anchor?

"Ah? Could it be that you are mistaken? There are no suspicious people around here?"

"It's clear, and that person is most likely my brother. I can definitely use him."

"Of course, the Wind Demon Dragon's attack on Mondstadt caused quite a fuss, but I heard that this little blond girl solved it."

"You really can't tell a person's face, she just looks like a yellow-haired girl."

At this time, Yingting felt a little angry, turned around and said to the two fools:

"Hey, what are you two doing standing here stupidly all day long! Are you still talking about me in front of me, for fear that I won't hear you?"

After hearing this, the two of them looked at each other and replied:

"You still have the nerve to say that you almost scare us when you appear suddenly. Besides, our mission is to observe here. If you have any objections, you can go to the Fools' Embassy. Don't yell here."

Ying was speechless for a moment, snorted coldly and turned around to leave:

"Hmph, Paimon, let's go."

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Mond, a gift from an angel.

"Diluc, have a drink..."

"No alcohol will be sold to minors."

"..."

What Ying wanted to say was blocked. She thought to herself, "You're telling me this not long after I was released after being sealed for five hundred years?" !

"Okay then, do you have anything I can drink?"

He leaned helplessly on the counter, knowing that he and the bard had fought against the Wind Demon Dragon together during the day, but they didn't even give him a drink at night.

There was a strange movement coming from the teleportation anchor point. It was probably my brother, but he ran away as soon as he came. Do you really not want to see me? !

Tevalin's condition seems to have gotten worse. Everything is really going wrong today...

"Juice, milk, where do you want..."

"Two glasses of dandelion wine."

At this time, a very recognizable man came to Ying and said. Diluc looked at the stranger calmly and said without any expression:

"Thank you for your patronage."

"Don't be unhappy, here you go, please."

A cold feeling came over his face. It turned out that the man had put a glass of dandelion wine on it.

I stood up and saw a handsome guy with quite a personality. It seemed that today was not all bad.

"Thanks, but unfortunately, the boss here thinks I'm a kid and won't sell me drinks, so go strike up a conversation with someone else."

After Ying finished speaking, she lay down again. Should I drink milk or juice?

Not long ago, Yi Xi was surprised to find that all the teleportation anchor points in Mondstadt were lit up, but the map was completely dark.

At that time, Yi Xi had guessed that it was definitely the work of a traveler. No, it happened to happen when he came to have a drink.

Ying's situation was the opposite. He watched with confusion as a map of Fontaine City lit up inexplicably, but he couldn't teleport when he wanted to go there.

"He didn't sell it to you. What does it have to do with him that I gave you this cup?"

Hearing this, Ying was stunned for a moment, and then started to slap the case:

"That makes sense!"

Diluc just won’t sell it to me, but it’s not that he won’t let me drink it! Then he picked up the glass of dandelion wine and drank it.

"Ka-it tastes pretty good. Speaking of which, this is my first time drinking. Thank you."

I feel depressed and want to have a drink. Since you have fulfilled my wish, I will chat with you for a few words.

Yixi sat with her back leaning against the counter, raising her glass elegantly and enjoying a sip of Mondstadt's specialty, fragrant cotton.

"Then I will accept your first time unceremoniously."

"..."

Ying was speechless. What happened to this person? The goodwill he had just established was gone in an instant.

Paimon's little eyes were always on the dandelion wine in their hands, so he smiled and approached Yi Xi and said:

"Hey, this kind gentleman, does he have my share?"

Yixi looked at the little guy floating left and right in front of him and waved his hand:

"Of course, Diluc, give this little girl a glass of juice, a big one."

"Thank you so much, I knew you were a good person!"

Then Paimon happily hugged the cup that was almost as big as himself, set it aside and drank quietly.

Yixi turned to look at Ying, her moving face was quite attractive, it would have been better if her face wasn't drooping.

"It's strange to say that a girl who is thousands of years old came to buy wine but was stopped by an adult in his twenties, but it is normal. Human beings usually only rely on visual inspection to judge age."

"Yeah, but what can I do..."

After Ying spoke for a moment, he slowly put down the wine glass, feeling wary:

"Who are you? How do you know this?"

Yixi smiled casually, raised his head and drank the wine in the glass:

"My name is from the past, so I guessed it. Boss, pay the bill! And two more bottles of dandelion wine, take them away."

"Thank you for your patronage."

During this period, Diluc had been silently listening to the conversation between the two. After all, this strange man almost had 'I am suspicious' written on his face.

It's a pity that there is no valuable information other than knowing that Ying is actually very old.

"Wait!"

Ying Liang came out to try Zhan Yan and stopped him in front of Yi Xi. Yi Xi stopped and asked pretending to be confused:

"Oh? Miss Ying, is there anything else you can do?"

"I've never told you my name, let alone met you. What on earth are you... oops!"

An imperceptible light flashed in Yixi's eyes, and then he took advantage of Ying's surprise and pressed him on the counter:

"Don't forget that you have lost all your strength now. Do you really think you can stop me, my lovely little sister?"

"If you two have anything to celebrate the holidays, please go out and solve it. If you damage the appliances in the store, you will have to pay for it according to the price."

"Are you hers?!"

Ying's eyes gradually turned frightened, and an evil smile appeared on Yi Xi's face, and she slowly moved her face closer.

"You, what are you going to do? Don't mess around!"

Ying forgot to resist for a moment, and her body couldn't stop shaking.

Could it be that it's going to end here...

"Pfft..."

Unexpectedly, Yi Xi couldn't help but burst into laughter and sprayed saliva all over Ying's face.

"Hahahaha, look, I scare you. Although I don't know how to explain it to you, you have to know that I am a good person. Good people understand?"

After saying that, Yixi pressed her finger on Ying's forehead, thinking that Yingmei was still easy to bully when she was a novice.

Thinking about all the people I met in Fontaine, there were two top figures in the country and one was my boss, both of whom had to please.

Ying was stunned for a while, and then she remembered to breathe after confirming that this person meant no harm to her.

Touching his face, he reacted and clenched his fists unconsciously:

"Okay! I understand!"

"Well!"

Unexpectedly, Ying was so angry that she suddenly raised her sword and stabbed Yixi straight at her. Anyway, you... huh?

Yixi felt a chill in her heart. She lowered her head and saw, this is...why did the peak of the one-handed sword come out from in front of me?

(Yi Xi HP-756)

Looking back stiffly, Ying stood there blankly, his pupils trembling and he took two steps back.

"ah..."

Yixi raised his hand and wanted to say something, but he just opened his lips twice and fell to the ground without moving.

"Yi, Yixi you, me, I..."

Ying covered her mouth and looked at Diluc for help.

He sighed deeply, closed his eyes and slowly shook his head.

He looked at the other drinkers in the tavern, and they all looked at him with wide eyes and frightened expressions.

"Oh my god... there were lives lost."

"Little girl, please surrender yourself to the Knights of the West Wind. You may be able to win leniency this way."

Ying became even more frightened after hearing what was going on around her, and explained in a panic:

"No, no, I didn't think about it...I didn't expect it either..."

"Hiss! It hurts a little. My little sister is quite irritable."

At this time, Yi Xi slowly got up and pulled out the sword from his body.

The wound shone brightly and healed at a speed visible to the naked eye, which was a miracle.

"Yi, Yi Xi? Are you okay?"

I did some activities in the past, and although I felt that nothing happened, I decided to go back to the Seven Heavens Statue.

Ying patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief. Sure enough, he was scaring me again.

"I knew you would definitely..."

"Something's wrong! Now I'll teach you a lesson for your brother!"

"Huh? What are you going to do again?"

Yixi pulled Ying over and pushed her onto the stool. She glanced around and said, "Don't lift your skirt if there are others there."

Then he raised his right hand high - bang!

"Ah, it hurts!"

"I told you to kill people randomly, I told you to kill people randomly!"

"I was wrong...ah!"

Yixi slapped her several times before stopping, picked up the wine on the ground and said to Ying:

"Goodbye, I'm going home."

"Wait a minute, Yixi, where is your home?"

Ying kept leaning on the stool and asked Yi Xi with a pouted mouth.

"Fontaine."

"Fontaine must be far away, how do you plan to get back?"

Yixi gave Ying a look to let her understand, waved her hand and said:

"Teleportation anchor point, don't you know how to use it?"

"..."

Hearing this, Ying was stunned. It turns out that the person who teleported to the anchor point just now was you! !

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