Genshin Impact: I smashed a Fufu at the beginning

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Fontainebleau Palace, Navilette's office.

"Well, Villette, Yixi and I are getting along! You will definitely bless us, right?"

"..."

At the desk, Funina took Yixi and announced the good news to Navilette with eyes full of joy.

Villette just raised his eyes and looked at the two of them before continuing to work:

"I sincerely wish you both, but after all, you have special status. I hope you can restrain yourself outside."

"Yeah, I will remind Yixi to pay attention."

After saying that, Funina took Yi Xi's big hand and left.

After the two left, Villette crossed his hands and rested his chin in his place, meditating for a long time.

Although I already knew that you would reach this point, why is this inexplicable restlessness in your heart?

Or twice.

Regardless, Fontaine does not strictly control issues related to men and women, and gods are no exception.

...

"It was fine just now, why did it suddenly rain so heavily? It's true."

At the entrance of Momang Palace, Yixi and Funina were blocked by the sudden heavy rain.

Yixi watched silently without saying anything, leaning against the stone pillar and admiring the pattering of rain.

Funina squatted beside Yixi's legs, stretched out her hand forward to try to catch the rainwater and play:

"I don't know when it will stop. Speaking of which, there is a rumor in Fontaine that when it rains, the water dragon actually cries, and chanting a mantra can make the rain stop."

"It should be true. Just try it."

So Funina took back her little hand, cleared her throat twice, and shouted seriously to the sky:

"Water dragon, water dragon, don't cry~ water dragon, water dragon, don't cry~"

Seeing that the rain was decreasing, Funina quickly tugged on Yixi's trouser leg and said to him excitedly:

"Yi Xi, you see it's really useful! Come and try it."

Yixi looked in the direction of the window of Navilette's office inadvertently, and then shouted:

"Shuilong Shuilong, don't cry, I can't even take Funina out to be cool!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was lightning and thunder in the air, and in an instant it started pouring rain in Fontaine, which was too sudden and frightened Fu Fu.

"Ah! What a thunder. It seems that the rumors are false. What a pity. Let's go back."

"Um."

Yixi smiled at the corner of her mouth. She originally planned to go to the beach with Funina, but she would have known better not to look for Villette before leaving.

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Yifu bedroom.

"Huh~ It turns out that rainy days are the best time to stay in bed!"

As soon as she entered the door, Funina threw away all her clothes, put on her righteous short-sleeved shirt, got into the quilt, and lay down comfortably on the bed.

Yixi silently took away the white sock that flew into Funina's face. How could this guy throw it so accurately every time?

Based on so many experiences, Yi Xi decided to stand on the right side of Fu Nina next time. Fu Nina is dominant on her left hand.

"Did Funina wash her feet?"

Yixi pulled the socks in her hands and asked. Funina stuck her head out and said with a puffed face:

"Of course I washed it properly. If you don't believe me, smell it. Just smell it!"

Looking at Funina's stretched out foot in front of him, Yixi picked it up and put it aside:

"I know Funina loves to be clean. It smells so good."

"Come and lie down. The bed is already warm. It's still cold with the quilt up."

So Yixi lay down next to Fu Nina, the inside was full of her scent, thinking that this girl is really contagious.

Of course, I don't mind that.

"Yixi, where did your black short-sleeved shirt go? I haven't seen you wearing it for several days."

When Funina wanted to wear the pajamas that Yi Xi was wearing, she found that they were not there. It seemed that he had been wearing the formal clothes since he said he had lost them.

Yixi thought about it and realized that short sleeves were indeed more convenient. I had not had time to wear them at Inazuma for the past two days.

"I'll go find the boss lady to make one for me tomorrow. I saw it in the novel last time. It happened to be raining outside and I couldn't go out. Let's continue reading."

"good."

Then the two of them sat up and read the novel. Yixi was still responsible for lifting the book, while Funina leaned in his arms and was responsible for turning the pages and opening her mouth to eat the snacks handed over by Yixi.

This scene was ordinary and beautiful. Time passed quickly, and it was already night before I knew it.

"Hmm~ I'm so tired. Is it already so late?"

Funina twisted her body left and right and stretched, Yixi closed the book, and moved her arms that had maintained the posture for several hours:

"Yeah, let's just sleep... huh? What are you doing?"

Funina smiled evilly at Yixi, got into bed and played with him:

"Hey, practice, ah——"

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The next day, Qianzhiwu.

"ah!"

After a scream, the window broke and a figure flew out of Qianwei House.

Pedestrians nearby just glanced at it and left, expressing no surprise at all.

Yixi looked through the broken window at the expressionless proprietress inside the store, and then at the man lying on the ground in pain.

I thought to myself that this person is really incompetent. He has to go through the window if there is a good door.

Qianzhi, Navia: Are you still embarrassed to talk about him? ! !

Um? Is this man coming towards me?

"Master Shui Mystic Book, you came just in time. You saw what happened, but you must make the decision for me!"

The man hugged Yixi's thigh as if he had seen some kind of savior. Seeing this, Qianzhi just hugged her chest and watched silently without any explanation.

Yi Xi analyzed the situation at the crime scene and estimated that Qianzhi was thrown out by some stupid young man who didn't follow the rules.

Forget it and still come to find me, what should I do?

I saw this man raising his hand and pointing at Qianzhi, with a tone of victim:

"My lord, that's her! I wanted to ask her to help me make clothes, but she didn't listen to me and even used violence against me. You won't ignore her, right?"

"Recalling the past is my problem, you don't have to worry about anything, just take care of business."

At this time, Qianzhi said to Yixi, no matter what, Yixi is a water mystery book, and he cannot be harmed because of me.

Yixi thought about it and thought it made sense. She lowered her voice and said with a smile:

"The Mysterious Book of Water is just a part-time job. In fact, my main job is to work under her. Are you sure you want to find me?"

"Part-time... part-time?"

After hearing this, the other party was completely stunned. Looking at Yi Xi's eyes, he was gradually shocked and took two steps back:

"No, no need. Actually, I have nothing to do, so I'm leaving now!"

"Wait a minute, pay for the window to my landlady before you leave. I paid more than one million for smashing the window of Momang Palace."

"ah?"

Upon hearing this, Qianzhi's eyes lit up for a moment, and a warm current flashed through her heart. After the man paid the compensation and ran away, he said:

"Actually, there is no need for you to paralyze me for such a trivial matter. It was indeed me who moved first."

Yixi smiled casually and turned to look into Qianzhi's eyes:

"Don't you also consider my status and plan to lower your profile and reconcile with him?"

Qianzhi looked away, raised her hair and whispered:

"I didn't intend that. He jumped in line first, don't get me wrong."

"Okay, okay, let's just treat it like this, boss lady."

"That's right, and I'm the boss!"

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