Genshin Impact: Liyue Storyteller, only tells sweet stories

Chapter 166

"To solve this, you need a human head."

Listening to Bai An's words, Childe suddenly became serious.

"In that distant Qingyunding, there is a cultivator alive."

"This man is not only proficient in astronomy and geography, but also in the art of divination."

"And coincidentally, this cultivator was next to a teenager when he was practicing in seclusion."

"This cultivator has had contact with the Fatui, and he also has a little understanding of the executives."

"After divination, he saw something that was happening in the future."

"Maybe it's because of boredom, or maybe it's intentional, this cultivator added fuel to these things, compiled them into a story, told the boy, and then drove away."

"And that young man also became a storyteller by chance."

"And those stories also pass through the mouths of young people, the Tao and all sentient beings."

Bai An said leisurely, with a look of reminiscence.

Childe was suddenly a little fascinated by this, and hurriedly asked, "What about after that?" "

With the help of the extremely realistic "160" incident, the boy eventually became a generation of storytellers. "

"And that cultivator is deeply hidden in his merit and fame, hidden in the mountains and forests, and no longer asks about the world."

"Occasionally, though, in the dead of night, the storyteller misses his former neighbor."

"I also occasionally say the other person's name..."

"Big Viagra."

Childe's expression was stunned for a moment.

The three words "big viagra" can't seem to be associated with a hidden master.

"The name, how... So dirty, huh? "

Childe's eyes were stunned.

When Bai An heard this, he shook his head slightly.

"You can't say that..."

"For the masters, the extreme soil is the tide."

When Childe heard this, Wakasho nodded.

"Oh, I see..."

"What a bunch of weird guys."

Childe looked emotional, and then continued to ask, "What about later?" "

"It's gone."

Childe's eyes glared: "This is gone?!" "

Bai An couldn't help but roll his eyes.

"You really think you're listening to stories?!"

"Don't you understand, what do I mean by saying this?!"

Childe looked stunned and didn't react for a long time.

"Your Excellency, that's... Not a story?! "

Bai An held his forehead with his hand, and his face turned black.

"Here's the story..."

"And you say it's not a story?!"

"This is a story for Your Majesty."

"Uh... What do you mean? "

"The one who really knows the secrets is this hidden cultivator called Big Viagra, not a storyteller, do you understand?"

"I understand, big viagra, can do divination..."

"I mean, slaughter this guy called Big Viagra and use it to end the matter!"

"Oh!! So that's what it meant... So man, where do we go to find Big Viagra? "

Bai An really couldn't talk anymore.

Among the many "big smart", Childe won the first place with an absolute dark horse attitude.

The smartest of the greatest, and deservedly so.

"My story is made up, do you understand?"

Bai An looked at Childe with an almost mentally retarded look.

"Ahh

Childe was dumbfounded.

It took him a long time before he finally understood what Bai An meant.

This is a story for His Majesty.

Its essence ...

is a reason.

So, there is no big Viagra.

The so-called big viagra is nothing more than a scapegoat.

"My lord, it's not... Isn't this deceiving Your Majesty?! "

Childe's face suddenly became serious.

"Why don't you tell Your Majesty directly."

Bai An directly spread his hands.

The meaning couldn't be more obvious: yes, don't play!

Childe's expression instantly fell.

"Uh... Hehe..."

Childe sneered, then returned to seriousness, and asked cautiously:

"My lord, such a story, isn't it... A little too ridiculous? "

"Will Your Majesty believe it?"

Bai Anshen shook his head chatteringly, looking like an old god was there:

"The more bizarre and unbelievable things are in this world, the easier it is to believe."

"What's more, you and I work together to render it, and your majesty can't believe it."

When Childe heard this, his heart suddenly had mixed feelings.

"How does it feel... It's like we're colluding to deceive Your Majesty..."

Bai An's face showed a look of righteousness and awe, and he said solemnly:

"Eh~, how can this be said to be a deception?"

"It's just a white little lie~"

"This matter originally came from a small misunderstanding, Your Majesty has worked hard all day long, how can we let Your Majesty be distracted by such a trivial matter?"

"Eat the king's Lu, relieve your worries for the king, disturb Your Majesty, you and I should already die, so can you let this kind of thing waste Your Majesty's time again?"

A few big hats were buttoned down, and Childe was suddenly dumbfounded.

"My lord, is there really such a god in this divination technique...?"

Gongzi Fu asked cautiously again.

"God what? The story didn't work, where is God? (If you read violent novels, you can go to Feilu Novel Network!) ）

"That big viagra just took advantage of the evil eye and the rebel army, and then mixed the names of several executive officers, it became a vivid story."

"It's a made-up story, not a fact, you know?"

Bai An is serious nonsense.

"Yes, yes, that's just a story..."

Childe also came to his senses when he heard this.....

"My lord, then where should we find this big viagra?"

“......"

"Your Excellency...?"

"You still haven't understood, have you?"

"No, I understand, I mean, where are we going to find a scapegoat, to be this big viagra?"

"What isn't there outside the city?"

"Your Excellency is saying... Treasure Hoarders? "

"Isn't that what happens?"

"I see... Adults are worthy of being wise, and they are really resourceful, and they are..."

"Alas, don't lift me up, that Treasure Hoarder, it's really pitiful that you and I lost my life, alas, sin and sin~"

"My lord said that he laughed, those guys did a lot of evil, and it is not a pity to die, but on the contrary, the adults are big-minded, admirable, worthy of..."

"Alright, alright... You know what to do, right? "

"Yes, my subordinates will do it now!"

The son saluted respectfully, and unconsciously changed the title of the young man to a superior, and then went out to implement this matter.

"Wait a minute, what are you anxious about?"

Bai An raised his eyebrows.

Childe's expression was stunned.

"My lord, if you don't hurry up to do such an important matter, if you let Your Majesty wait for a long time, I'm afraid it will be difficult to explain..."

Bai An rolled his eyes again.

He couldn't remember how many times he rolled his eyes today.

I'm almost becoming a Hinata...

No, it's almost Ningci.

"Your Majesty has replied?"

Bai An asked angrily.

"Not yet..."

Childe replied stunned.

"Then what are you anxious about?"

"Your Majesty's reply hasn't even arrived, and you're starting to act? Do you know how to do divination or do I know how to do it?! "

"You go get 1.2 heads back now, and when Your Majesty responds to the letter, won't it all stink?!"

Bai An was speechless.