Genshin Impact: My number one fan is actually General Raiden

The man plopped down on his knees.

Just for a moment, he burst into tears: "Woo-woo, please let me go." Although I used to be a member of the Treasure Thief Group, I have made up my mind to wash my hands in the golden basin and plan to be a human again!

Zhou Zhou asked curiously, "When did you make up your mind?" The

man subconsciously replied: "When you are aimed at your gun." Zhou

Zhou: "??? "

So the idea just came up?

Then you are a fart who has changed his mind!

Seeing that Zhou Zhou's elemental hand cannon began to tremble, it seemed to be ready to fire a cannonball.

The man cried even louder, begging his grandfather to beg for forgiveness.

This cry is simply rare in the world, and even Zhou Zhou admires this guy's crying skills.

"Okay, don't cry."

"If you want me to let you go, it's not impossible."

Zhou Zhou thought for a while, and suddenly changed his tone: "Are you familiar with Mond?" The

man immediately stopped crying and nodded repeatedly: "Familiar, that's too familiar!" My grandfather is from Mond, and my hometown is from Mond Spring!

"That's great."

Zhou Zhou withdrew his hand cannon: "You show me the way, the target is Mond City." When you get to your destination, I'll let you go. "

Actually, Zhou Zhou is a road idiot.

Even if there was a map, it was difficult for him to find specific directions.

Mond, on the other hand, is an area that has never been reached, and the terrain is not included in the system's database.

So the navigation function of the system can't help for the time being, so I can only find a local person to help lead the way.

"Thank you, thank you!"

The man thanked him again and again: "Don't worry, I will definitely be a qualified guide and bring you to Mondstadt!" "

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......

So, a few days passed.

The two continued their journey, and did not see the slightest shadow of Mondstadt.

Not to mention Mondstadt, even Qingquan Town didn't see it.

Finally, this evening, Zhou Zhou looked at the man with empty eyes: "Are you sure you didn't go wrong?"

The man also scratched his head: "No, it's obviously marked on the map." "

Marked on the map?"

Zhou Zhou frowned: "Didn't you say that your hometown is in Qingquan Town?" Do you still need to look at the map? The

man smiled embarrassedly: "Ah, my hometown is indeed from Qingquan Town, but I have never returned to my hometown since I was born." Zhou

Zhou: "..." The

man continued to wonder: "But in terms of direction, we should not be wrong... By the way, which side is north? Zhou

Zhou: "..."

After a long silence.

Zhou Zhou silently raised his arm and aimed the muzzle of the elemental hand cannon at the man's head: "Do you recognize the way?" The

man was suddenly shocked, and instantly lay on the ground: "Big, big brother, I was wrong, you spare me!" I was forced to brag at the time, but I didn't know the way at all!

Zhou Zhou suddenly showed a kind smile: "Then you rest first." Well, close your eyes and you'll be fine for a moment. The

man burst into tears again and cried: "Ah, ah, big brother, please spare me!" Show you the way these days, I have no credit and hard work! I have eighty old mothers on top, and below... I'm not married yet! Woooo

Zhou Zhou went up to a big pocket, and then directly kicked him out several meters away.

Then he said viciously to him: "Don't cry, hurry up and fuck me!" Let me see you again, and I will stab you in the eye directly on the horse!

"Yes yes yes, thank you big brother, thank you big brother!"

The man covered his head and stumbled away.

Zhou Zhou shook his head and found a stone to sit down.

"When I encounter such an unlucky thing, I am also drunk."

Looking at the setting sun in the distance, Zhou Zhou shook his head helplessly: "System, can you find out the current location?" [

Notice: Due to insufficient regional information, the real-time navigation function cannot be turned on]

[However, according to the surrounding terrain prediction, combined with map analysis, this is most likely near Yingxiang Beach. "

Near Eagle Beach."

"If memory serves, Mondstadt should be northwest of Eagle Beach?"

Zhou Zhou looked at the sky, and then made a decision: "Then take two more steps and set up a tent by the beach for the night." It's not early, let's rest for the night and continue tomorrow.

Thinking so, he got up again and walked in the direction of the beach in the distance.

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......

Near Eagle Soar Beach, there are mountains and woods.

Zhou Zhou roughly surveyed the nearby terrain and cleared out a few wandering hills.

Then he found a cave and planned to put down a multipurpose tent near the entrance of the cave.

However, as soon as he reached the entrance of the cave, he felt that there was a strange aura in this cave, which seemed to hide some unique secret.

Driven by curiosity, Zhou Zhou slowly leaned towards the cave.

The cave is not deep, and even with the help of the sunset, you can see the whole picture of the cave.

And on the deepest platform, where there are many strange symbols and strange statues, there is a girl lying with her eyes closed.

The girl has short blonde hair and wears a white exotic battle dress. The beautiful little round face has a little baby fat, which makes her look a little delicate.

Next to the blonde hair, there is also a white unknown flower.

"Huh? Sleeping Beauty?

Zhou Zhou came to the blonde girl and rubbed his chin suspiciously: "Do you have to kiss her a hundred times to wake her up from her slumber?" It

is a pity that no one around complained, which made Zhou Zhou seem a little bored and embarrassed.

"Forget it, anyway, let's try to wake her up first."

Zhou Zhou stretched out his hand and poked the blonde girl's face.

Poke ~

heh, round and lubricated, feel unexpectedly good.

Zhou Zhou was very interested and stretched out his hand again.

Poke

~ poke ~

"Shhh, it's a bit addictive."

Zhou Zhou quickly held down his hand: "No, no, this is a perverted behavior, you can't poke anymore." "

“？"

As if feeling the noise from the outside world, the blonde girl trembled her eyelashes and slowly opened her eyes.

Blonde girl: "(⊙_⊙? Her

big golden eyes were full of confusion, and she slowly sat up and looked around a little distractedly.

It wasn't until she saw Zhou Zhou beside her that the look in her eyes became clear.

"Hello, beautiful young lady."

Zhou Zhou supported the wall with one hand and brushed his hair with his right hand. With a sweet flower in his mouth, he showed sharp eyes to the blonde girl: "Where have you seen it if it is a stubble?" The

blonde girl: "??? "

What kind of renaissance is this?

What a nonsensical way of talking, it's so dirty!

As if she was a little emotional, the blonde girl struggled to get up and wanted to get off the platform.

But because she didn't move for too long, her body couldn't get energized at all. As soon as he landed, he plopped down on his knees.

This startled Zhou Zhou, and subconsciously stretched out his hand: "How dare you accept such a big gift, please hurry up!" The

blonde girl: "???? "

Who gave you a salute!

I can't stand up at all!

She opened her mouth, and finally couldn't help but speak: "You... You...... What a crumb..."

And Zhou Zhou was shocked, and a look of relief appeared in his eyes.

Finally, finally!

After such a long time, I finally met someone who would complain!

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......

Night.

Eagle Beach.

Zhou Zhou and the blonde girl sat around the campfire, roasting fragrant bird legs.

And the blonde girl also officially introduced her identity: "My name is Ying, and I am a stranger from outside the world.

And Zhou Zhou was shocked: "My name is Zhou Zhou, and I am also a foreigner who crossed over!"

Yingmei's eyes lit up: "My enemy is the god who prevents me from leaving."

Zhou Zhou's eyes lit up: "I'm the same."

Ying: "I lost my strength and couldn't use my elemental power.

Zhou Zhou: "Me too!"

Ying: "I'm alone, and I'm not familiar with this land.

Zhou Zhou: "Me too!"

Ying: "My goal is to gather strength, find my brother, and leave this world."

Zhou Zhou: "I'm the same!" Except for a few brothers, our experiences are really exactly the same!

Ying Mei was shocked and looked at Zhou Zhou.

Zhou Zhou gasped and looked at Ying Mei.

The two looked at each other for a moment, and then grabbed each other's hands in unison!

"It turned out to be—

" "Same as! Sickness! Appearance! Pity! Yes! "