Genshin Impact: Please, be more serious!

Looking out over the mountains, the sea breeze blows gently.

The waves swept over me at the right time and gave the sand crabs having fun on the beach a mouthful.

Pay attention, there is a somewhat handsome (much less handsome than the reader) man on the beach not far away.

The handsome young man slowly sat up from the beach, covering his head with a painful expression, and his whole face turned into the word “囧”。

“Damn it, the one in ten thousand chance of a plane crash has just happened to me? ”

Mo Lang felt as if his head was about to burst, and he carefully recalled the memory before coma.

At that time, he went abroad to complete a big business. How big was it? Big enough to achieve financial freedom, 10 648 a day, half up, half The kind that is permanent.

So after getting on the plane, he has already sold out the future as a single man. Three or four wives are enough. If his physical condition does not allow for more, he will let them take turns to accompany him in COS.

Whatever you play in the game, you will play in reality.

You can’t forget your wildest dreams even when you fall asleep on the plane. In the dream, you are chatting with Nasida who was abducted home, and have an in-depth exchange of views on the economic development of Sumeru. Unexpectedly, General Thunder and Lightning led a team to break into the door and pull it out without any explanation. A milky knife.

Boom!

After waking up with a fright, he discovered that the cause of the nightmare was because of thunderstorm clouds outside the plane. Wait, thunderstorm clouds?

Then he found that his vision changed to the third person. He

could see the plane flying through the violent storm. , there was a sound of water, water splashed everywhere, suddenly the nose of the plane was hit by lightning and trembled violently, and then the nose of the plane… exploded directly!

Mo Lang:…

It’s so weird, this third person is definitely not someone A cutscene at the beginning of a survival game?

Is this reasonable? This is not reasonable!

“Oops, the phone is not formatted…forget it, the computer will expose itself anyway. ”

Nothing matters anymore

“You can’t think like this. As long as you are still alive, you can go back and physically eliminate everyone. ”

Mo Lang’s eyes lit up, and there was hope in life again. He stood up from the beach like a fish.

He touched the two arms of his upper body and the three legs of his lower body. Unexpectedly, he was still intact after the plane crashed at an altitude of 10,000 meters.

This was simply incredible. It’s even more outrageous than winning the lottery. Could it be that God is afraid that his excellent genes will be lost?

Then。

“In this case, I am afraid that three or four wives are not enough, so we should cast a wider net, sow more seeds, and spread good genes to benefit mankind without being slanderous.……”

God: What a sin!

After comforting himself through the pain, he felt a strong sense of hunger in his stomach.

Hunger gives people motivation, forcing people who can stay in bed for a lifetime to get out of bed to get takeout, driving people who think they are high-minded to ring the doorbell of rich women, and also driving them to explore the lush vegetation on the side of the beach.

In the past, he often watched De Ye Bei Ye’s videos and knew that where there are plants, there is usually food.

Logically speaking, if you are on a cross-border plane and encounter a plane crash, you will have nowhere to go or a shop to reach, and you will end up on a deserted island.。

“This…is really a survival game, who knows? ”

I hope there won’t be any ferocious beasts, otherwise I’m afraid he won’t s

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hope it would be great if we could put “wooden stick + stone + straw rope together = stone axe”.

On the way, since we have prepared the wasteland When preparing for island survival, you must not miss any “protein” passing by.

For example,

pick up a crab with strange colors and patterns and put it directly into your pocket as emergency food.

In addition to crabs, there are also lizards with strange patterns, because running too much He almost didn’t catch him and ran into the crevices of the rocks.

Mo Lang rubbed his hands regretfully.

It’s strange that this little creature absurdly gave him a sense of childhood fun.。

“Duang……”

At this moment, a strange sound came, and he subconsciously turned his head. The first sight made him open his mouth in disbelief.。

“wdf, slime? ”

That’s right.

A model worker slime that often appears in fictional works emerged from the beach ahead. Its blue body was like a jelly bomb, and its big white eyes were staring at Mo Lang.。

“Duang! “Duang!” ”

The blue slime bounced on the spot, as if complaining about the human beings chasing lizards in front of it for waking it up. The

harmless appearance of this human and animal was very deceptive.

Mo Lang couldn’t help but get closer, wanting to study whether this was true. Earth species.

I saw him squatting down and pressing his hand on the slime’s head. The touch made people’s eyes light up, like a certain glue product smeared with oil (you know, I understand)。

“Little one, you are quite moist! ”

The slime, who was confused by this operation, finally reacted. In anger, his round body suddenly pressed down, changing from a ball to a round cake.。

“Wait, what is this posture? ”

Mo Lang was startled and had no time to dodge.

The blue slime bounced up with lightning speed and hit him in the stomach with a huge force, which was no less than that of a will-o’-the-wisp jumping out while crossing the road.。

“Damn it, sneak attack! ”

His whole body was shot away. Gululu rolled several times on the beach and then turned his body on his back.

Staring at the blue sky and white clouds, he doubted life, ah? Who am I? Where am I?

The clouds suddenly dispersed.。

“Roar! ”

Just because a blue giant dragon came out of the clouds, and with a faint roar, it quickly flew across the sky and disappeared into the clouds.。

“！！！”

“There’s a fucking dragon here? ”

So, slime + dragon = travel to another world?

emmmm…

Mo Lang looked up at the sky with his eyes wide open, doubting life more and more. The scientific worldview he had cultivated for nine years collapsed!

After a while, he cheered up and continued to comfort himself. :

It’s okay, it’s just a time travel. God must want Blue Star’s excellent genes to bloom all over the other world, and he shoulders the mission of revitalizing it! God: Speechless.

Fortunately,

Mo Lang’s life principle has always been: life is like oo, Instead of resisting, it is better to try to be the guest.

After all, you are here!

Regaining his mood, Mo Lang quickly got up. He

stood expressionlessly with his hands behind his back, staring at the slime that was slowly jumping towards him, and scolded。

“You can withdraw from this seat and travel through the Heavenly Lord.���I’ll spare your life. If you persist in your stubbornness, don’t blame me for being blind! ”

The slime didn’t know what he was saying and continued to jump towards him.。

“Humph, there is no cure! ”

Mo Lang had no choice but to retreat tactically, silently complaining in his heart that the slime used harmless appearances to deceive and sneak attacks.

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