Genshin Impact: Please, be more serious!

After dinner, Mo Lang played with twigs on the fire out of boredom.

In the game plot, Ying can always appear at critical moments to appreciate the beautiful scenery.

But now the reality is that they spend most of their time on the road, have to worry about food every day, and have no entertainment activities.

Mo Lang gritted his teeth and refused to be bored. He waved the fire stick and commanded: “Paimon, come and give me the whole job!””

“don’t want. Paimon

rolled his eyes and continued.。

“Play with fire and beware of bedwetting at night. ”

Ying Zai was watching the interaction between the two, with a smile on his lips, smiling like a fool.

Compared to wandering alone before, it’s great to have two living treasures now.

Shasha ~

Shasha~

“What’s the fuss? ”

Mo Lang’s eyes lit up, and he was finally not bored anymore.

So he quickly stood up and walked over to investigate the situation.

On the road before, he also encountered a Qiuqiu camp blocking the road.

But the camp was empty, and all the Qiuqiu people disappeared.

I think so. , the current period is when the Wind Demon Dragon is about to attack Mondstadt, and most of the Qiuqiu people have been ordered by the Abyss Mage to surround Mondstadt. Pulling away the

grass, Mo Lang glanced sideways, and saw the round figure in the distance – no surprise It should be slime!

“It looks like there are four or five of them, so it’s time for some exercise after meals! ”

Remembering that he had obtained level 2 [Becoming stronger after being beaten], he quietly sneaked over。

……

“Why are you chasing me? Do I have any glass bags of cough syrup? ”

Mo Lang ran away in embarrassment and screamed.

Behind him were four round slimes that were blue and white intertwined with a pair of small white wings.

Even though they had no faces, it was surprisingly clear from their fierce and cute eyes that they were very angry.

Mo Lang had acquired the elemental combat skill Huang Xing, so he was not afraid of slimes, but this time he encountered wind attribute slimes.

These old six could not get down after flying into the sky, and they transformed into gunships and attacked the ground. Shooting wind bombs, not only does he move at an outrageous speed.

If he hadn’t just obtained the Eye of the Wind God and had the blessing of the wind element, he might not have been able to outrun these old people.

Fortunately, there was a bunch of people standing next to the fire in the direction of escape. The bright yellow hair is a tool…Ahem, it’s Ying。

“Ying, save me, save me, save me. ”

Mo Lang quickly ran behind Ying. He

immediately spotted Paimon hiding behind him.

Why did he only see Ying in the camp? It turns out that Paimon had my wisdom and hid himself first.

The two of them We looked at each other awkwardly and understandingly.

Are you a novice who can’t beat slimes?

What a coincidence, so am I!

“This group of slimes doesn’t respect martial ethics. There are many people bullying the few, so it’s easy to divide them! ”

Mo Lang’s head poked out from his left shoulder, looking like a victim.。

“Come on, the traveler and I saw you sneaking up behind the slimes

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Paimon’s big head also popped out from the right side, revealing the fact that he was seeking death by provoking slimes.。

“Paimon, don’t you find the shape and texture of slime attractive? ”

I don’t think you understand what it means to be full of food, wine and lust.

She subconsciously lowered her head and looked at her two “slimes”, and then looked at the size of the slimes. She didn’t know if she didn’t say it. She said this again I can’t go back.

I can’t help but ask in my heart: Can people be so broad-minded? Will this weight not sag? Will it sink in and be unable to breathe?

I just feel that my brain is itchy, and I have to add more strange knowledge!

No, no, I What are you thinking about?

She shook her head repeatedly, not daring to think any more, and then blocked her ears with the wind element, fearing that she would be affected by Mo Lang’s knowledge.

Mo Lang and Paimon continued to argue, and no one noticed the effect. Almost contaminated by strange knowledge。

“No matter how much you think about it!”

“I think you don’t understand at all。”

“……”

Ying did not participate in the quarrel between his “other two heads”. He placed the edgeless sword in front of him, intending to deal with these slimes first.

Mo Lang saw this action and very sensibly lifted the back of Paimon’s neck and stepped away a few meters away.

In the past, when I was a boss in the game and led a newbie to play the game, I realized a truth. If the newbie doesn’t participate in the battle and mess around with elements, the speed of defeating monsters will actually be faster.

Therefore, as weak chickens called 666, you and Paimon must be self-aware.

Now she has to fight monsters, so don’t disturb her.。

“Wind vortex! ”

Mo Lang looked at Ying’s hand gesture and shook his head.。

“Ouch, what are you doing? You still use wind elemental combat skills to fight wind slimes? Should use the physics of the edgeless sword……”

Before he could finish his words, several slimes in the sky were sucked towards them, accumulated and deformed under the gathering wind pressure, until they exploded into slime condensation.

After dealing with the awkward slime, Ying let out a long sigh of relief.

The wind element that dissipated his ears turned around gracefully: “Mo Lang, did you say something just now?”

Ah?

Mo Lang:“……”

The clown is myself!

Ying’s operation also made him understand, how can the theory in the game be applied to reality?

Otherwise, wouldn’t the milky knife really be able to kill Ray Slime?

It’s impossible no matter how you think about it.

However, it makes me sad to recall that my efforts to study hard (check game guides) under the quilt late at night were all in vain.

Mo Lang’s eyes were dull and he muttered to himself: “When the same elements collide together and the result is no longer immunity, I know that “Basic Elements” no longer exists!”

Ying Qi looked at him suddenly without any warning. Mo Lang, who has been into emo for a while, couldn’t help but have a question mark pop up in his head: “What’s wrong with this b thing all of a sudden?” PS:

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