Genshin Impact: Please, be more serious!

Mo Lang smiled happily after being given the good guy card.

In addition to being more talkative, Paimon likes to accept commissions from travelers. He is a little greedy, a little greedy for money, and a little afraid of death.

In fact, Paimon is still a good partner.

No one can say no to an emergency food, right? No way, no way.

So…

Mo Lang happily accepted the good guy card and said, “Then I’ll leave it to you to block the knife from now on, Paimeng. I’m afraid of the pain.”

But he didn’t forget the analysis video he watched at station B. It was possible for Paimon to take over for me. Blocked General Thunder’s sword.

Paimon:“？”

“Well, I mean, when we encounter danger in the future, we will definitely become partners who turn our backs to each other.。”

“Wow~ Such sudden words, but Paimon was still very touched. ”

Paimon scratched his head, his face slightly red.。

“……”

On the forehead:“……”

You mean blocking the knife! Definitely say stop the knife!

Since Mo Lang had previously stolen her background story, she had already realized what was going on.

In the final analysis, as his brother’s friend, Mo Lang is very���He can be a fun-loving person who likes to fool people.

She even had reason to wonder if her brother couldn’t handle Mo Lang, so he let this man torture her.

This deepened her desire to teach Brother Long a lesson。

“So Paimon, follow me from now on, and I’ll show you where to eat and drink. ”

Mo Lang was still lying. He, who was well versed in the conduct of emergency food, dangled the crab in front of Paimeng.

Paimeng’s eyes followed the roasted red crab, revealing his desire, until a few drops of crystal water flowed out of the corner of his mouth: “Really? ”

If it weren’t for the fact that they were unfamiliar with each other for the first time, and she was a little reserved, she might have pounced on her already. Seeing

that the plan worked, Mo Lang raised an angry smile on his lips, and abducted Paimon in front of the real owner, Ying. So exciting!

“I see you’re hungry. I happen to have a bunch of crabs here. I’m not hungry yet, so I’ll give them to you.。”

“By the way, my name is Mo Lang. I also like to eat delicious food. They all call me Brother Lang. I am going to travel recently and I need a guide. Do you want to join my team? My team is quite big. When the time comes, Sleep when you’re full, eat when you’re full, it’s okay……”

Yingying saw that the flying giant fish had been deceived so much that it couldn’t find its way to the north. She couldn’t sit idly by and let Mo Lang get his wish.。

“No, this big-headed giant salamander belongs to me. ”

Mo Lang lied to her that this was an edible fish, which was already frustrating.

What’s more, the flying object looked silly. It would be dangerous to follow Mo Lang. Maybe one day he cooked it and it would still feed him stupidly. Add seasoning.

And we can’t let the bad guy Mo Lang succeed!

“Big-headed giant salamander? Everyone who sees it has a share! ”

Paimeng’s eyes lit up as his mouth was full of crab residue. Is there grilled fish? Compared

with crabs that are troublesome to eat, a mouthful of grilled fish full of meat is more tempting.

Ying raised his forehead again, a little worried and this Will staying with flying creatures for a long time affect your IQ?

She explained in detail: “I caught you before. He told me that you were a giant salamander, so he put you in the pot and planned to eat you.” Lose……”

After talking about the cause and effect。

“What! ”

I didn’t expect that the grilled fish would be me.

Paimon dropped half of the c

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Mo Lang was not embarrassed at all by having his lie exposed.。

“Well, in my world, whatever a fisherman catches must be a fish, just like Ying, she is a mermaid in my eyes. ”

Compared with Paimon’s Big-headed Salmon title, the corners of Ying’s mouth rose and she actually felt a little happy. No, no, no, she hurriedly shook her head to get rid of this ridiculous idea.。

“It’s not fair, why does Paimon have such an unpleasant nickname for Big-Headed Salmon? ”

Thanks to Paimon, he instantly forgot his fear that the person in front of him was going to cook him, and came out to argue with reason.。

“Okay, you’re a can of flying fish.。”

“Why is this not as good as the big-headed giant salamander? ! ”

Paimeng was so angry that he stamped his feet and started a fierce argument with Mo Lang.

Later, because the crabs he had eaten were roasted into black charcoal, Paimon was forced to forgive him in order to eat the remaining crabs in Mo Lang’s hands. Mo Lang.

After learning that the two of them lacked a guide, Paimeng Huangpo sold melons and called herself the best guide in Teyvat… and

became Ying’s personal guide.

When they put out the fire and planned to embark on the journey,

Ying thought What is it? He asked.

“Mo Lang, are you no longer waiting for your friend?” ”

That friend is of course Mo Lang’s fictional tour guide friend from the Teyvat continent who provided emergency food and was equipped with an external vocal organ.

Mo Lang looked at Paimon floating next to him and smiled.。

“He couldn’t come. He invited a bard and a drunkard to drink. When he tried to pull out the poet’s stockings, his panties were pulled out. When he tried to steal the panties later, he was arrested as a pervert. He couldn’t get out for three to five years. ”

There are too many elements.

Paimon: “It’s so scary. Traveler, you must never treat guests easily in the future.。”

“Okay, let’s not talk about these irrelevant things. Today is a happy first day of our group trip, so I decided……”

Mo Lang’s expression became more serious。

“Doesn’t matter…happy days……”

The corner of Ying’s mouth twitches. Is it a good day for a friend to be caught?

She then thought that Mo Lang had a friend who raised slimes, and now the slimes had turned into condensation.

Well, Mo Lang has many friends, but his relationship with them is not good.。

“So, I plan to give our traveling team a nice name. ”

Mo Lang said solemnly.

Paimeng agreed: “It is indeed very important!”

“I already have an idea of the name of the tour group. Named after us, it will be called Yinglangpai Tour Group, right? Ying

shook her head decisively: “No, it’s too weird.”。”

“What do you think, Paimon?”

“I think it’s okay, Yinglang Pai… Judging from the name, it sounds like a pretty tough sect, but can it be eaten? ”

Paimeng’s eyes lit up.

Mo Lang couldn’t help but roll his eyes at her. As expected of you, you can think of something to eat.。

“Very good, the minority obeys the majority, from today on our Yinglangpai tour group is officially established! Let’s go now!”

“Oh, let’s go!”

“……”

Silently looking at the two people who were cheering inexplicably.

Ying held her forehead in distress.

Yinglang sect or something, sure enough, it is too strange, you can imagine the strange sight when you sign up for the number in the future.

Looking around at the lively Paimeng and the speechless Ying, Mo Lang secretly added in his heart: “Genshin Impact ↘ activated↗！”