Genshin Impact: Rebirth of Yueyuejun, my wife is an egg

After a wild outing with Rosaria, he returned to Mondstadt satisfied.

"Oops, I hit someone again, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Colliding with Xu Chen is none other than Bennett, the famous group of adventurers in Mondstadt!

"I hit you. Long time no see, Bennett! "

Bennett is a warm and kind teenager in Mondstadt who dreams of becoming a great adventurer.

However, he was always haunted by misfortune...

Unprovoked rock collapses, unreasonable strong enemies, and the end of returning empty-handed forever...

Bennett's bad luck possessed him, and naturally affected the others who traveled with him.

So he learned to reflexively 'I'm sorry' in the blows again and again!

"Brother Xu Chen! Are you back? Bennett cried out happily.

"Well, it looks like you've grown a lot over the years, look at these muscles, look at these pectoral muscles, they're pretty powerful!"

Xu Chen hammered Bennett's chest and praised.

"Hehe, it's not as good as Brother Xu Chen, I'm still far behind." Bennett touched his head and said embarrassedly.

"Why are you alone, Anther, Needham?"

These two are Bennett's best friends, and they went on adventures together and practiced together three years ago, and they were inseparable.

In the face of others' sarcasm about Bennett, the two of them stood firmly beside Bennett.

"I'm in a one-man adventure group right now."

Bennett didn't answer directly, but he did.

"So even Antherqi and Joseph Needham couldn't help it? This may be the price of growth.

Xu Chen patted Bennett on the shoulder and comforted.

"No, I left them on my own initiative." Bennett hurriedly explained.

It turned out that it was not Anseki and Joseph Needham who voluntarily quit the group, but Bennett chose to form a group alone.

"Brother Xu Chen, you know, I'm just an unlucky guy, not only my own bad luck, but also bad luck to the people around me."

"Whoever goes on an adventure with me will always be in danger. Although they kept telling me it was just an accident, I knew in my heart that people had accidents because of me.

"I am grateful to Joseph Needham and Anther, but after many near-deaths, I decided to stay away from them."

Xu Chen expressed understanding. Bennett's life personality is interesting, he is full of bad luck, but his life personality is very hard.

This is reflected in the fact that he has not been killed by bad luck until now.

But the people around him were not so lucky, and I don't know how many people were hit.

So Xu Chen understands Bennett's choice: the best friendship for friends is to stay away from them!

"Brother Xu Chen, I'm really good alone, I can go wherever I want! And I've taught myself so much that even Barbara compliments me on how good I can treat dislocations!

Bennett said happily.

Are you magical? It's obviously a miracle!

If you are injured again and again, you can learn to save yourself!

Bennett's skill and constellation speak of his tenacity, passion, and bad luck...

"Bennett, I have good news for you!"

"What's the news?" Bennett looked at Xu Chen strangely.

"There are two people who are born to be your teammates, and they are not afraid of your bad luck aura at all, so I will introduce you to you! I've even figured out the name of your adventure party, and it's called: Mystery Adventure Party! "

Brother Kong, I'm sorry, it's inconvenient for me to introduce you to women. But for men, I promise to be full! Let's start with Bennett!

This world can completely restrain Bennett's bad luck hegemon, I'm afraid it's Brother Long!

As for Xu Chen? I'm sorry, but he has a bigger job to do, and he must not let the bad luck stick to it even a little.

Therefore, Xu Chen is ready to sell Brother Long and Paimon to Bennett, making Bennett happy.

"Don't do it, every time you say this, the end is implicated by my bad luck."

Xu Chen smiled, "Don't worry, these two people will definitely not be affected by you." Look at it! I'll take you with me on my next adventure! Let you know each other. "

Yay!" Bennett was young after all, and he longed for companions, and he was overjoyed to hear that he finally had a companion who could not be affected.

How do you know that Cao Cao and Cao Cao are here, and the two of them are still talking about Brother Kong, but they didn't expect Brother Kong to appear.

"Xu Chen, you weren't killed?" Paimon exclaimed in surprise!

"Did the traveler tell you that you could easily be beaten to death if you talk like that!" Several black lines appeared on Xu Chen's head.

"Hey, hey, Paimon is just curious, Rosalia is so aggressive, how can I let you go! What did you do? Can you teach me?

Paimon looked at Xu Chen expectantly.

"You're a girl, why are you learning this!"

"I can teach it to travelers." Paimon winked innocently.

Xu Chen immediately became alert when he heard this, the level of the traveler's sister could not be improved, otherwise his wives would be pried away!

"It's talent, you can't learn it. You're going to die of this heart. "

No enemies! Xu Chen decisively refused.

"Hmph, that's stingy. Not to mention pulling down, I'm not too rare to ask you. Paimon said disgruntled with his hands on his hips.

But in Paimon's heart, he already regarded Xu Chen as the most difficult opponent on the way to the Traveler's sister! "This guy is very alert, this is troublesome. The traveler is emotionally wooden, and he must not be Xu Chen's opponent!

"Looks like Paimon has to get out of the way!" Sure enough, Paimon is the most reliable partner! The

two of them each had a ghost and racked their brains for the paper man's wife.

"Brother Xu Chen, is this your friend? It wasn't appropriate for me to stay here, so I left first.

Bennett is worried that his bad luck constitution will bring bad things to Sora and Paimon, so he wants to leave.

"No, these two are the members of the Mystery Adventure Party I just introduced to you!"

Xu Chen pulled Bennett and introduced.

"What is Honey Adventure? Is honey good? Paimon asked, blankly.

"When did we become members of the Honey Adventure Party?" Empty head.

"Ahem! It's a mystery adventure party, not a honey adventure group! This party has just been formed, congratulations on becoming the meritorious veteran of the Mystery Adventure Group! "

Everyone, allow me to introduce the members of the Mystery Adventure Party! The boy standing on my right hand is the leader of the adventure group! Bennett! Everyone applauds! "

Bang bang bang!

Sora and Paimon were a little confused, but they were still very supportive, and they immediately clapped their hands.

"Brother Xu Chen, I..." Bennett was eager to refuse.

"Eh, don't be impatient, I haven't finished the introduction yet." Xu Chen patted Bennett's shoulder and asked him to steady.

"The two people standing on my left are the deputy leaders of the Mystery Adventure Troupe! Sora and Paimon, everyone applauds and welcomes! "

Bang bang!

When Paimon heard that she was the noble deputy head of the regiment, he immediately smiled and applauded desperately.

"What about you, Xu Chen? What is your position?

Sora asked curiously.

"I'm honestly the head logistics chef for everyone. From now on, everyone's food will be handed over to me. Please advise. "

Yay!" Paimon threw his hands up and jumped!

"With a little dust, we don't have to worry about every meal." Sora smiled.

"Brother Xu Chen, we are all friends now, I don't want to hide it from everyone."

Bennett said seriously.

Sora: "Are you hiding something from me?"

Paimon: "I always think it's a big deal!"

Bennett said embarrassedly, "Actually, I'm unlucky."

Sora: "That's it?"

Paimon: "I always feel like you're talking about us." Do you think it's unlucky to team up with us?

Bennett hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, I'm really unlucky." I am the god of decay.

"What? Is there a god of decay among the demon gods? Paimon's mind was full of question marks, and his little head was already running at full capacity, searching for the 'god of decay'.

"I'll tell you." Xu Chen saw that the scene was chaotic and hurriedly explained.

"Bennett's physique is a bit special, always accompanied by bad luck, mudslides, torrential rains, earthquakes and the like."

"What does that have to do with us?" Paimon wondered.

"Because not only is he unlucky, but it will also be applied to those who travel with him."

"For example?" Sora asked.

"For example, you will slip your foot and fall into the abyss, or for example, you will dodge the monster's attack but your body will be uncontrollably stabbed."

"It's amazing! Will that affect Paimon's ability to open chests? "

That's what Paimon and Brother Kong care about the most!

"The head can be broken and the blood can be shed, and the treasure chest cannot be lost!"

"Not really," Bennett said confidently.

"Whew, that's fine, we won't be afraid of a little danger! Don't worry, Bennett, we won't leave you alone. Paimon patted his small chest and said in a big way.

"But what comes out of the chest may be empty." Bennett was impressed, so he added a little.

Paimon looked at Sora, "Is it too late for us to quit?"

"It's late, you're already in the gang! Now we are grasshoppers on the same line, one is prosperous and one is lost! Unless you want to bear the infamy of betraying your fellow soldiers!

Xu Chen smiled.

"Wow, but Paimon wants Mora, he wants good food, he wants treasure!" Seeing that the children were anxious, they all cried.

"Brother Xu Chen, let's forget it." Bennett said reproachfully.

Sora stood up at this time, "We will be partners forever!" Because I never believe in these illusory fates, I don't want to be oily! "

Traveler," Bennett cried with emotion.

But the next second -

"Hey, it's getting dark!" Paimon looked up, and the sky was overcast, and the wind around him was getting stronger.

"It's a tornado!"

"It's thundering, it's raining, everyone go home and collect clothes!"

"It's a dragon plague again! Hey? Why do I say again? "

There was a chaotic crowd of people around them, and everyone was panicking and running around like headless flies.

"What's going on?" Paimon doesn't know why.

"Seems like a big deal!" Empty speculation.

"It's Stormterror again! Whenever the clouds fall like mountains, it must be coming! "

I'm sorry, it's all my fault, it must have been my unlucky constitution that attracted Stormterror."

Bennett reproached himself.

Xu Chen pressed Bennett's shoulder and said, "Although I don't want to hit you, my dear friend!" But you're really thinking too much! If you can lure Stormterror, I guess someone will happily offer you! "

Well, that's Wendy!