Genshin Impact: Rebirth of Yueyuejun, my wife is an egg

I am willing to gamble and lose, Master Diluc has always done what he said!

The door to the inner chamber was opened, and Diluc opened the room and walked out of it.

The moment Diluc appeared in women's clothing, everyone in the room fell silent!

Hold your breath and concentrate, even if a nail falls in the room, you can hear it clearly!

Diluc's women's clothing is amazing!

A fiery red aristocratic dress, enthusiastic and unrestrained!

The cold face gives people a temperament that rejects people thousands of miles away and is an absolute royal sister!

Two completely different temperaments, converging on the same person, amazed everyone!

What's even more addictive:

a high ponytail in fiery red! It's simply the white moonlight in a man's heart!

It's so tempting!

Xu Chen even suspected that Diluc often played in women's clothing at home! Otherwise, how to explain such a well-fitting garment?

So you're such Diluc!

(Donna says, "I sewed it all for Master Diluc.") The

young drunkard swallowed a mouthful of saliva: Please forgive me for describing a man as 'pretty'!

Middle-aged drunkard C, Adam's apple sensational: Why is Diluc's women's clothing so good-looking? I may have been bent....

The middle-aged drunkard, with his hands folded, prayed to the wind god in the dark, and at this moment, the prayer has never been so pious: Lord Barbatos, please let him come to my dream tonight! For this reason, I am willing to repent to the vows for a 、、、 day!

Young drunkard B, his right hand unconsciously stretched out below: Sorry, I want to hit!

The young drunkard X trembled: I, I want to hit / stir too....

"Soul light, Grandpa Di is our boss, what are you going to fight?"

At this time, a man wearing a mask next to him glared angrily!

"What are you pretending, what are you doing with your hands?" Drunkard B glanced at the other party's shimmering hand and said disdainfully.

The masked man suddenly lowered his head in shame.

"You guys, you're still too young, the real LSP, before Diluc even put on the women's clothes, he was already out!"

Old drunkard B scoffed.

At this time, Diluc, who had been cold in the field, finally couldn't resist it in everyone's wolf-like eyes, and his face turned red!

He really wanted to slash through it with a knife and kill all these people with lewd eyes and vulgar words!

But he finally held back!

He stared angrily at one person after another, expecting that these people would be terrified under his coercion, but he didn't expect the light in everyone's eyes to be even hotter!

Even the serious people at the beginning swallowed their saliva!

Diluc was stunned!

He couldn't figure out why!

Drunkard B: "I can't stand it, I really can't stand it, it's this kind of Yanran, it's this kind of annoyance, it's this kind of shyness, ah-I'm going!" Drunkard

Ding: "... I, I'm... Huhu~ From now on I need a sage for one night, Lord Barbatos, you don't need to dream for me at night.

Xu Chen turned his head and looked at these goods in shock as if there was no one around, talking about a big man!

"Why do I feel more open here than I used to be?"

Is this a moral degradation or a distortion of human nature?!

"Yikes! What are you drunks doing blocking the doorway? "

The owner of the Cattail Tavern, and the head bartender Diona have finally come back from outside!

As soon as they opened the door, they heard a series of low, heavily dressed voices!

Scared the hell out of them!

The sharp reprimand of the two also woke everyone up, and Diluc took advantage of the gap to quickly hide in the room, and when he reappeared, he turned into sassy men's clothes again!

There was a sudden sound of pity in the house!

"Diona, I've made the bet I lost, goodbye!"

Diluc walked past Diona and walked quickly.

"Huh? Master Diluc, I haven't seen it yet!

Diona exclaimed.

Diluc paused slightly, then left at a faster pace!

As soon as he left, everyone looked for their own mothers and went back to their homes, and soon a large number of people scattered in the hall.

"What just happened?" Diona and the boss looked at each other, why did Diluc go so fast? And there seems to be a strange smell in the room.

"Long time no see, Diona!" Xu Chen said hello.

Diona heard the voice and saw Xu Chen at a glance.

Her eyes suddenly lit up, and she said in surprise, "Ah, it's Mr. Xu Chen." It's been years since you've seen each other, and you're finally back in Mondstadt.

Xu Chen smiled, "Yes, it's been so many years." Diona has grown up a lot! "

Hehe, you're the first person to praise me for growing up. By the way, Mr. Xu Chen, did you go out to explore flowers this time?

Xu Chen was shocked, hurriedly covered Diona's mouth, and booed, "Be quiet, otherwise I can sue you for slander!"

Diona's face was full of doubts, "What's the matter, Mr. Xu Chen?"

Xu Chen's face was full of black lines, "Diona, when will I tell you to go over to explore the flowers!" "

Obviously, you said, 'I want to enjoy the flowers of the Seven Kingdoms.'"

"Cherry blossom viewing and flower exploration... These two are not the same thing at all! The green tendons next to Xu Chen's head were beating.

"But Kaeya said it was one thing."

Well, Xu Chen finally found the culprit!

"Don't listen to him, that kid has a bad stomach! Diona, open a room for me, I'll wait for someone. "

There is also a room in the cat's tail tavern, and most people drink and play cards outside, and those who have a little money will be in the room.

"Okay."

Diona hurriedly registered, and then walked in with Xu Chen.

"Thanks, but you can get busy first. I'll just wait here alone.

Xu Chen saw that Diona had been standing beside him, and thought that Diona was too dedicated, so he said with a smile.

"It's okay, I don't have anything to do, just stay here."

Diona shook her head vigorously.

"But I really don't need to be around." Xu Chen spread his hands.

"You can just think of me as a backdrop. I will never disturb Mr. Xu Chen.

Xu Chen raised his eyebrows, this is very abnormal.

"Something is wrong with you!" Xu Chen squinted his eyes, approached Diona, and pretended to smile gloomily.

Sure enough, Diona was immediately frightened and stumbled, "I... That's good. "

Hmph, if you look right, you'll be damned! Say, who told you to spy on me?

Diona was like a defeated rooster, and said dejectedly, "Mr. Xu Chen is still so powerful!"

"You don't need to shoot the sycophants, be honest!"

"It was Amber, and that white-haired flying pet made me do this!" Diona raised her hands in the air, and if there was a white flag, she would have raised it too.

Xu Chen was surprised, a white-haired flying pet? Isn't that Paimon!

Amber wanted to him, and he could understand. But what about Paimon? Paimon doesn't seem to have a sin he doesn't have!

Also, why did they let Diona follow them?

"So, how did you know I was here?"

Diona timidly replied, "They sent a hero post, and I wasn't the only one who received it. I just happened to run into you.

Xu Chen laughed angrily, are these two guys sick, and they even launched a hero post!

He Xu Chen is not a big villain, right? As for it!

"What's written on the hero's post?"

"Say... said that you are the number one negative person in the world, a big scumbag who attracts flowers and butterflies. In order for the women of Mondstadt not to fall into your jaws, and for the men of Mondstadt not to be singles, everyone must unite and supervise your every move!

Xu Chen listened, and asked Cangtian speechlessly, these two goods are too outrageous! Can you justify this kind of reason?

And what's even more outrageous is that Diona even responded!

How lacking is this child?

"You're a kid's family, what's the blind connection!"

Diona blushed and said confidently, "But they promised me that as long as I helped keep an eye on your whereabouts, they would spend a month helping me persuade the drunkard to quit drinking!" "

I see...

Paimon and Amber seem to have planned it for a long time, and they hit Diona's pain point as soon as they came up!

"They play you tricks, you know how hard it is for those drunkards to quit! But I'm different, I'm willing to quit drinking for two months!

Xu Chen stretched out two fingers.

"Wow, Mr. Xu Chen is going to quit drinking?" Diona is happy! As a heavy alcoholic, Mr. Xu Chen actually voluntarily quit drinking!

This is a great triumph of her ideals!

But even the period of abstinence from alcohol is too short!

"On the condition that you can't spy on me anymore! And you have to say nice things about me! Xu Chen then said.

"What?" Diona's mind didn't turn around for a while, what does quitting drinking have to do with whether she spends watching or not?

"You think, although Amber promised you to persuade the drunkard, the drunkard may not listen to her. And as long as you promise me, you can immediately 'persuade' a drunkard, which do you say is cost-effective?

Xu Chen said in an orderly manner.

"It's like... That's the truth. Diona scratched her head, looking very struggling. But I still have a feeling that Amber and Paimon can convince more drunkards to turn back. So Mr. Xu Chen, don't struggle.

"For half a year, I promise you not to drink again for half a year!"

Xu Chen smiled slightly, as if he had a chance to win.

"Uh... I felt—" Diona's expression struggled slightly!

"One year! Plus an alcoholic! Two veteran drunkards quit drinking for a year!

Xu Chen silently added Wendy's list. Two veteran drunkards, enough to tip the scales!

Sure enough, Diona's eyes lit up, "I didn't believe that Mr. Xu Chen would be a scumbag, don't worry, I'll leave in a hurry."

"Wait, if Amber and Paimon come back to you, you know what to say, right?"

"Mr. Xu Chen, don't worry, this is all right! The bartender came over here! As soon as Diona shouted, a bartender ran in.

"Go tell Amber, don't let her contact me again, I'm afraid that Mr. Xu Chen will misunderstand!"