Genshin Impact: Rebirth of Yueyuejun, my wife is an egg

"Eula, wake up, you're so good, you deserve a better man! Don't you want your descendants to be better?"

Amber sneered, "He's excellent? There are more people than him!" It's just that you usually have a cold face, and you don't want to enter the living, so there are too few men in contact

!" Amber leaned into Eula's ear and whispered, "You see how brave Margaret's husband is, taking risks all over the world!" "

Xu Chen is also very brave, he has just returned from Fontaine."

Amber frowned, "Men not only need to be brave, but also need wisdom!Anna's husband is a learned scholar in Sumeru

!"But I just heard that Albedo is willing to worship Ah Chen as a teacher! Captain Albedo is a famous alchemist in the mainland, and if he can be his teacher, Ah Chen must be even more powerful!"

Amber said unwillingly, "I also heard that XXX's husband is obedient, and XXX asks him to eat!"

I'm sure Ashin is willing to eat for me!"

"People's husbands can eat a catty!", "

A Chen can eat a ton!"

"People....!" "A Chen.....!" "People's people.......

!" "A Chen.

.......!"

"The two of you come and go, don't let each other, and the smell of gunpowder is getting stronger and stronger!

". Poor Xu Chen has been unknowingly arranged to eat a planet's mines.

"Amber, why don't we just post a missing person notice at the city gate?"

asked Eula, looking at the many small cards that Amber handed over.

The two of them came out to fulfill Amber's promise to the traveler and help him send a missing person notice.

"The gates are too strict, and they will be torn down every once in a while. The places where the notices are posted in the city are too remote for few people to see, and they are easily blown away by strong winds.

Amber looked frustrated. But soon she laughed again, "But I've finally found the perfect place and way now

!" "Just send out small cards?"

"No, it's a small card

!" "Where?"

"Toilet!"

Amber's face shone with a light of wisdom!

Eula was embarrassed, "We're looking for people, not selling potions, so why do we have to post them there."

"That's your bias. Who stipulates that only those dark advertisements can be posted in the toilet? We prefer

to post small cards of positive energy!""And there is a lot of traffic here, and people squatting in the toilet always want to find something to see, so our small cards are placed here with the highest chance of exposure!"

"Okay, let's talk about it first, I'll only post the women's toilet..."

Amber nodded, "Well, don't worry, I won't leave the embarrassing matter to you." I'll leave

the men's restroom to me!" "No, do you really want to put up the men's restroom?"

"No, with my Scout Knight's skills, I'll definitely be able to get it and won't be discovered!"

"If you like it, if you like...",

Eula and Amber looked around sneakily in a public toilet.

"It's about helping people, but I always have a feeling of weakness.

Eula was uneasy.

"Steady, let's assign tasks now, the women's toilet belongs to you, and the men's toilet belongs to me. Amber gestured and burst in with her stockings over her head.

"Amber—"

Eula was terrified when she saw Amber disappear, and she was about to be caught in the next second.

"Hurry up and finish posting, just that, it's fine.

Eula also broke into the toilet with a small card.

Amber said that the focus of sticking small cards is to join in the fun, and the place where others post the most is the best location, and I look at where there are many small cards.

Eula looked left and right, "Heavy money

?" After reading the content of the small card, Eula's face immediately turned red, "How can there be such a boring rich woman? It looks fake, and it's still in the women's bathroom, where can a man see it?" At this time, a man's

voice suddenly sounded in the toilet pit: "This is not necessarily!"

"Who is it?

"Hehe, it's really a typical example of wanting and wanting, aren't you here just to 'ask for a son'?"

the man in the cubicle mocked unhurriedly.

"I'm not!" Eula shouted.

"Everyone who comes here says no, but the body is honest. Did Angelena recommend you, or did Ruth introduce you?Bring me the little card, I will grant you eternal happiness

!" "Soul light!" Eula was furious, she didn't expect this public toilet to become a place to hide filth and dirt, and she wanted to change it to a bright place! But before Eula

could destroy the pit compartment, the man flew away at a great speed.

"Hmph, you're in luck.

Eula snorted coldly, and then tore off all the small cards that had been so heavily sold.

"It's so much better. Eula happily put the small card with the missing person notice in place.

"Why hasn't Amber posted it yet?" said

Eula, who waited left and right without waiting for Amber.

At this time, a rich woman came out of the women's bathroom, muttering, "Ruth is so unreliable, say okay here..."

"I'm supposed to be asking you, 'Why are you so slow?'"

Eula pulled a long face.

"Because I'm blocked in the toilet. Amber looked embarrassed.

The two of them talked to each other about Amber's troubles just now.

"What, it turns out that the little card posted in the toilet is a missing person notice, I thought the princess was a 'princess', and I was excited. Two

people came out of the toilet and said regretfully.

"Don't say it, I'm not bad either. I thought it was the name of the newly opened KTV!"

The two complained as they left, leaving Amber and Eula messy in the wind.

"We may have really chosen a not-so-good place. Eula whispered.

"Although, but isn't this exposure and topicality just going up?" Amber

patted Eula on the shoulder, looking confident, "Don't worry, as the topic gets wider and wider, one day the traveler's sister will see our missing person notice!"

So the

two turned back home.

"Ah Chen, come and taste the decoction I boiled.

After Eula finished her task of helping others, she ran home to cook soup for the sick at home.

Xu Chen, who was wrapped in bandages, looked at the black-green soup in the bowl and was silent.

"Ah Chen, drink quickly, it will be cold in a while. Eula blew a bowl and sat beside Xu Chen with her plump buttocks.

Perhaps sensing Xu Chen's inconvenience, Eula stuffed the spoon into Xu Chen's mouth and poured it down.

Xu Chen shed inexplicable tears.

"Is it delicious?"

Eula looked at Xu Chen expectantly.

Xu Chen: "It's delicious." "

Do you want more?"

"Don't want it..."