Genshin Impact: Rebirth of Yueyuejun, my wife is an egg

The three slaps that didn't talk about martial arts directly made Xu Chen's mentality collapse!

"Woo, I haven't had time to answer yet, why did you hit me?"

Xu Chen cried loudly.

Kaeya: "It's miserable, it's miserable! I didn't look for a partner, and it was the right choice."

Paimon exclaimed, "Paimon hit so hard, if it were me, I would have been knocked away." I have to admire the thickness of his skin!

" Sora looked at the murderous scene in front of him in shock: "Still... Luckily, there isn't a place for me in Mondstadt.

Paimon looked at the traveler with pity, thinking to himself that the traveler wouldn't be interested in girls anymore, would it?

Xu Chen, huddled in the corner, was obscured by the tall figures of Lisa, Rosaria, Eula, and Amber who surrounded him, looking weak and helpless!

Little dust, you know!" Lisa clenched her small fist

, and if she was not satisfied with the answer, she would serve with her fists!"If there is a problem, I will personally carve a tomb for you!

"Heh~ Let's see you!" Amber laughed gloomily!

"Big head!" Eula sneered.

"Sister, you should also say something cruel, otherwise you will seem to be unsociable, and the sisters will squeeze you out in the future. Barbara poked the piano and whispered.

Jean replied, "That's not good, and I wouldn't say anything like that." The

two looked at each other.

It turned out that he wanted to fight for the position of the main palace?!

Xu Chen only then understood! But this question is even more fatal

! These few people in front of me don't have a fuel-efficient lamp

! "The old Mondstadt has long been overthrown, we are now in a new era, and the new era advocates equality..."

Xu Chen carefully worded his words, but as soon as the word 'equality' was spoken, several big slaps came over again!

"Barbara, why did you come to beat me too?"

Xu Chen shouted angrily.

"I, I'm fighting for my sister!" Barbara was a little shy at first, but as she spoke, she became more confident!

"Wronged!" This time Xu Chen was really wronged, the world can be seen, he really didn't provoke Qin, and three years ago, he only exchanged experiences with Qin about governing Mondstadt.

Smack

! Barbara was furious, in her ears, Xu Chen was going to abandon her sister from the beginning! This is absolutely not allowed

!"Tell me loudly, if the five of us are highly poisoned, and you only have one antidote, you will save my sister as soon as possible!" Xu

Chen's face was beaten back and forth, and he had already been beaten into a

pig's head! At this time, he stared at the big pig's head and said in disbelief, "Why did it become five again?"

Barbara's face flushed, "That's good, but it doesn't matter! The important thing is that you save my

sister!" Kaeya couldn't breathe in pain: "Newborn, I won't even let go of my sister-in-law

!" Paimon stomped his foot angrily: "I'm going to be! This is really a mouthful of soup for the Traveler!" "

I'd love to tell you that I have the perfect solution and everyone will survive." But I'm afraid you'll kill me if I say it!" Xu

Chen sighed sadly.

"If you don't say you're going to die, if you say you're going to die, you're not going to die. Lisa looked at Xu Chen with disdain.

The rest of the crowd nodded one after another!

Xu Chen seemed to see hope, so he hurriedly said, "Actually, my saliva cures all diseases, as long as each of you lets me..."

"Who made you die and not change!Obviously to this point, you still dare to speak out!" Rosaria looked at Xu Chen speechlessly.

This man is really not afraid of death

! Xu Chen wants to cry without tears, what he said

is really true! His ambergris is really a cure for all diseases

! Why doesn't anyone believe it?!

"Hmph, don't try to pretend to be pitiful and fool around! We must settle this question today! Who is the eldest sister

?!" Five pairs of eyes were projected on Xu Chen's body again!

"Or, huh? How did she move!"

Xu Chen was about to say, 'Do you want to catch lots', but suddenly felt the egg in the interior scene shake violently, and this time the range of action was much larger than the stimulation in the space last time

! The egg was beating bigger and bigger, as if it wanted to come out

?" Xu Chen's head flashed, and he suddenly exclaimed, "She doesn't want to compete for the position of the eldest sister's head, right?

!" Xu Chen was dumbfounded!

"Don't pretend to be stupid, Xiao Tongtong!" Lisa and the others thought that Xu Chen was pretending to be stupid, but they didn't know that they were about to usher in the strongest competitor!

"That is, don't treat us as fools!" The women sneered.

Bang! When the women were gossiping, Xu Chen's companion egg actually jumped out of the interior scene by itself!

An egg ran out of a man's belly

Everyone present was stunned

!Kaeya covered her lips and exclaimed, "Oh my God

!" Paimon: "Can you lay eggs yourself?"

Sora: "Even if I'm well-informed.......""

You, what's the matter!" Lisa was dumbfounded, Rao was in charge of her huge library, she had read no less than 100,000 books, and she had never heard of a person laying eggs!

It must have been that I was not pious enough when I prayed, so Bartobas punished me for coming... Well, it must be so!

" Rosaria rubbed her eyes vigorously in disbelief!

"Lord Barbatos, please have mercy on your followers and tell me that all this is false. Barbara prayed reverently towards the Aeola Statue.

"He's going to lay eggs himself, will he still want us?" said Eula, a little apprehensive.

"Xu Chen... Sir, what are you?" Jean's mouth was slightly open, very cute.

Xu Chen knew that he had to explain at

this time!"Ahem, although it is a little unbelievable, I have to tell you that on a first-come, first-served basis, this egg is my eldest wife!"

Xu Chen closed his eyes after speaking, ready to face the storm, but waited for a long time and didn't wait for punches and kicks.

He opened his eyes and saw that everyone was looking at him with pity, sneering, and looking at him like fools!

"What I said is true!" Xu Chen explained diligently.

"Clumsy excuses!" Rosaria sneered.

"How did you come up with the idea of using an egg to perfunctory us?" Lisa was made angry and laughed at Xu Chen's actions!

, "You might as well hug a wild boar and come back and call it your wife!" Eula snorted coldly.

"Is that the compromise you came up with... Let an egg be the eldest wife, so there will be no strife?What a genius idea!" Barbara looked at Xu Chen with admiration.

Kaeya: "My dear friend, this brain hole of yours makes me fall in love

with you!" Paimon: "You don't even let go of an egg, I'm convinced!" From now on, where you Xu Chen is, I and the Traveler will not compete with you!, do you say yes, Traveler

?" Sora nodded vigorously, "That's right, I can't agree more!" Xu

Chen wanted to cry without tears, why didn't everyone believe him whenever he told the truth?

Well, that's it, I'd better put the egg away! Unless

the egg cracks right now and the eldest wife is born on the spot, they won't believe it at all!

At this moment, Paimon suddenly exclaimed, "Boss, look, your egg is cracked!"

I saw that on the gray

eggshell, a white light suddenly burst out! The divine light propped up the eggshell as if it was about to crack, and a crack appeared

! "I, I, my eldest wife is coming out?"

Xu Chen was dumbfounded, he couldn't believe it!

What if he said that he would be born after the protagonist was attacked? Could it be that this egg knew that the protagonist was male and could not be attacked, so he lowered the difficulty and jumped out by himself?

That's really wonderful

! There are more and more cracks in the eggshell, and white light emerges from the cracks, as if

the eggshell will crack in the next second! Finally! In Xu Chen's expectant eyes, the crumbling eggshell shatters

! The divine light in the eggshell goes straight into the bullfight! The dazzling light makes it impossible for everyone to open their eyes!

In the vast white light, the sound of a trickle sounded, and then converged into the sound of the sea, followed by the sound of seeds breaking through the soil and all things growing!

Xu Chen watched in amazement as a great change took place in front of him