Genshin Impact: Rebirth of Yueyuejun, my wife is an egg

"In the past, when I was counting my virtues, I always felt that something was missing, but today, Paimon's reminder, I realized that I was missing one virtue!"

"Nine is the most numerous! In Liyue, people think that nothing is perfect, so nine is the ultimate of everything.

"Now the eight virtues are added to one, and eventually the nine virtues will become the nine! Ninety-nine are one, and my morality is complete!" Xu

Chen is not playing with meme, but he really thinks that thick black is a good thing!"

Morax often says that I am as cold as frost on the surface, but I am as innocent as a girl on the inside, and sooner or later I will suffer.

"I didn't believe it at first, but I didn't expect that after a few years, I lost my hand in the open sea and almost died.

"Now that I can get a 'thick black' compliment from Paimon, the 'Master of Disguise', it shows that I have really grown.

While the three of them were talking and laughing, the hilichurl tribe had returned from transporting food.

"Did we wait so long for them to come back?"

Sora asked curiously.

Xu Chen said with relief, "Very smart! You have to remember that robbery is a technical job, and it doesn't just have to be done with developed limbs." "

For example?" Paimon blinked wide, goofy eyes.

"First of all, we have to be clear about what we're going to rob!" Xu Chen motioned for Paimon to reply.

"Cooking!" Paimon said, raising his hand.

"Wrong! You want to eat the dark food of the hilichurls, so you have to bring your brains to rob!" Xu

Chen continued to gesture to Sora to reply.

"It's vegetables and meat?!"

"Yes, you're hungry right now, and your need is to eat." So the most direct purpose of the robbery is, of course, to be able to eat!But the hilichurls' cuisine is notoriously dark, so we only need the vegetables and meat they get it!"

"But our stomachs are so small that we can't eat much. When these hilichurls didn't come back just now, it was easy for us to go in and grab enough food. But now that the hilichurls are back, we may not be able to beat so many hilichurls!"

Paimon said with a frown.

Xu Chen looked at Paimon in surprise, and couldn't help but applaud her, "Awesome, the little guy can even think of this layer

!" "That must be done!" Paimon suddenly became triumphant when he heard the compliment, especially in front of the hateful Xu Chen.

"It's a pity that although I have a little brain, I don't have much.

Xu Chen turned to sigh.

"What! I'm so angry! Damn Xu Chen, I'm going to give you another nasty name! Hmph! I'll just call you Nantong!"

Paimon blew his eyebrows and glared angrily.

"I don't mind the nickname, but you'll have to ask the traveler's opinion.

Kong pointed at himself in surprise and asked, "What does this have to do with me

?" "Do you think, Paimon says Nantong like this in front of you every day, Nantong is like that, shouting dozens of times a day, in this environment, will you be subconsciously liked Nantong?"

Xu Chen's blow pierced through the sky, directly shooting Brother Long dumbfounded!

"Okay, it doesn't seem to be appropriate... Why don't you think about it again?"

Kong's face was red, not daring to look at Xu Chen's handsome and soft face.

"Huh, Traveler, why are you blushing?" Paimon asked, touching his chin with his little hand.

But in the next second, Paimon exclaimed in surprise, "You can't be a Nantong, right

?!" "How come!" Sora immediately shouted! "I'm in another world, and there are a lot of girls pursuing me! I'm not

!" "But why are you still single? This doesn't make sense! Unless you don't like women

!" Paimon turned into Sherlock Holmes, peeling off the cocoon, and the soul blow and backstabbing blade pierced the empty heart!"

This, this, this is because of my sister!yes! It's my

sister!""You know, we're always inseparable, and I don't have a chance to respond to other people's feelings!"

Sora explained eagerly, about to draw a line with Nantong

!"So you like your sister?"

Paimon's eyes widened in horror!

"No——!" Sora blushed and roared, "My sister is just worried that I'm underage and worried that I'm being cheated on by a bad woman!

" "I know it's not !!" Sora grabbed Paimon and shook it.

Poofhaha

! What the empty said was so funny! Xu Chen couldn't help but laugh out loud. At such an old age

, I'm embarrassed to say that I'm underage - this reason is too clumsy!"

"Well, I didn't mean to, I just feel that you have a good relationship, because only such close people can have no scruples about each other."

Seeing that Kong looked at himself with red eyes, Xu Chen, who was afraid of being sprayed, hurriedly changed the topic.

"Why don't we continue to discuss the precautions for robbery?For example, the hilichurls don't have the habit of stockpiling grain, so they can only wait until the hilichurls come back, or for example, let's just rob now?"

"Let's rob, let's rob, shoot! Traveler, don't shake, my crown is going to fall!"

After a while.

The three of them returned with a full load, and the abundant harvest made everyone's eyes narrow.

"Wow, there's so much to eat, let's cook it!" Paimon's

saliva flowed.

"Paimon, are you holding such a large piece of meat, are you finished eating?" Seeing

the pork in Paimon's arms, which was bigger than her, Xu Chen asked with concern.

"What are you doing? Do you want to rob me? I obviously don't have as much as you take! Hmph, you not only robbed the food, but also robbed Mora!"

Paimon hugged the meat tightly, for fear that Xu Chen would snatch it.

"Mora is not a hilichurl in the first place, and it is only natural that I take it back. "

Take some Mora, it's the way of heaven.

"But it's not yours either!" Paimon didn't give in.

"It's smaller!You should look at the fact that I took

Mora the hilichurl from a bigger perspective!" "You think, the hilichurls robbed the human Mora, and as a member of the human race, I snatched it back. Is Mora back in human hands?"

Paimon scratched his head, feeling as if that was the case.

"Okay, it seems to be...""That's it, from a human point of view, there is nothing to lose, that's enough!Okay, let's cook delicious food! I have a lot of spices!" The

word 'spice' successfully swept away Sora and Paimon's thoughts

! After a while, under Xu Chen's skillful hands, five delicious dishes were baked, and the aroma was tangy

!"Wow,

it's delicious! Paimon wants to feast!"

"It's so delicious!" For

so many days, Sora and Paimon ate fruit and pure barbecue. Food without taste is really torture!

Today's meal made the two of them cry with excitement.

"Xu Chen, why don't you travel with us, so Paimon can eat such delicious food every day!"

"Do you say?Traveler?"

Paimon began to plan for his future after eating and drinking.

"Hiccup—yes, Xu Chen's cooking is so delicious. Sora took another bite of the cumin-sprinkled roast and said intoxicatedly.

And so the matter was happily settled.

Xu Chen raised his eyebrows, and said excitedly in his heart, good guy, you have finally blended into the organization!