Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

"I'm going to ask you that." Li Xingshan couldn't help laughing and said, "I don't know what service items you have here."

The lady's eyes swept over Li Xingshan's wrist, and as expected, the [Ring of Bewitching Heart] was tied around his wrist.

According to her original plan, the man might have been knocked out at this time, and then handed over to other subordinates to "process".

However, after seeing his appearance, the lady suddenly hesitated.

Even if he wasn't the doctor in his dream, he must have some kind of connection with him. Why don't you pretend to serve him first, and then look for clues.

"I see." The lady nodded and said, "You lie down, I... will give you a massage."

If other people hear this sentence, they will probably even drop their eyeballs.

That's a lady!

Will take the initiative to serve others!

"Let's talk about it first," the lady said softly in order to avoid being seen as a flaw, "I am working for the first time today, so please forgive me if there is any lack of hospitality."

Li Xingshan didn't think much about it, he lay down on the bed directly, and said with a smile: "You don't have to be nervous, it's also my first time."

"Who knows, is this your first time?" The lady said indifferently: "Many of the men who come here are looking for excitement behind their backs."

"I...I don't have a wife either." Li Xingshan said with a wry smile, "If I had one, I wouldn't come to this kind of place either."

For some reason, hearing what Li Xingshan said, the lady felt inexplicably relieved.

Li Xingshan took off his bathrobe, revealing his broad shoulders. The lady pressed her hands on it, and Li Xingshan felt a cold and soft feeling coming from behind him, as if it could go through his back and penetrate directly into his skin.

Even if you don't massage, just sticking to it like this is already a supreme enjoyment.

"call……"

Li Xingshan couldn't help but let out a comfortable voice.

"What's the matter with you?" The lady wondered, "I haven't started yet."

"Your hands are very cool and comfortable." Li Xingshan closed his eyes and said, "It's very similar to someone I know."

The lady naturally doesn't know any massage techniques, but the touch of this back is very familiar to her. In her dream, her nails also left many painful and happy scratches on this back.

"Oh?" The lady asked tentatively, "Is your lover?"

Ma'am, is it my lover?

Judging from the results, she is already considered a wife.

But Li Xingshan had just said that he didn't have a wife, so it was impossible for him to slap his face immediately, so he replied: "It's just a woman in a dream."

in a dream?

The lady used both hands to gently draw circles on Li Xingshan's back. This method without any technical content was enough for him to enjoy.

"Can you tell me about it?" The lady's voice trembled, "About that dream."

Chatting with the staff in this kind of place seems a little strange, even a bit of a delay, but Li Xingshan didn't think much about it, instead he really started talking about what happened in the simulator.

The content of the story has naturally been changed, and it is impossible to apply the characters of fools and executives. But what happened between him and the lady was almost exactly the same as what happened in the lady's dream.

Suddenly, Li Xingshan only felt his back wet, as if water dripped on it: "What's wrong?"

"No...it's nothing," the lady wiped her eyes, and said, "It's just essential oil for massage."

"Take a break." Li Xingshan said softly.

"Then how?" The lady shook her head and said, "I haven't...started the service yet."

"I'm already very happy to be able to chat with you." Li Xingshan said with a smile: "And, to tell you the truth, your massage skills... really seem like the first time."

Although it is very comfortable, it is not so much a massage as it is just rubbing gently on my back with my hands.

"That's really sorry." The lady felt a little frustrated in her self-esteem, and murmured: "I said, it's my first time."

"Let me teach you." Li Xingshan stood up from the bed and said, "You lie here."

"How can there be such a reason?" The lady said at a loss: "You are a guest."

"The guests are the gods, aren't they?" Li Xingshan pressed the lady on the bed and said softly, "So, listen to the gods."

Different from the lady's half-baked "massage", Li Xingshan is a real massage master, his palms seem to have magic power, and immediately let the lady see what it means to be a real master.

More importantly, Li Xingshan's massage techniques are not the same as the doctor in the dream, but exactly the same.

Feeling about to be melted, the lady seems to have merged the man behind her with the lover in the dream.

For the first time in five hundred years, a crack appeared in the heart that had been as solid as ice.

However, at this moment, there was a crisp bell ringing outside the door.

"It's time." Sister Hong's voice reminded, "Do you want to increase the clock?"

"Happy time is always very short..." Li Xingshan sighed, and seemed to say: "Let's call it a day today."

Volume 4 Meteor Flying Backward: 297 A Song of Ice and Fire

This sudden "reminder" also made Li Xingshan realize that the woman in front of him is not a lady after all, nor can she be a substitute for a lady.

Although he didn't get into the main show, the process of chatting with this woman already made him feel that it was worth the fare.

However, the lady suddenly said: "Wait... wait a minute!"

She stood up, opened the door and walked out, leaving Li Xingshan alone in the box.

Seeing the lady coming out, Sister Hong hurriedly asked: "Ma'am, I saw that you have been in for too long, and thought that something happened, so I came here to investigate... as long as you are fine."

However, what surprised Sister Hong was that the lady in front of her had a blush on her face. She had never seen such a lady before.

"What can I do?" The lady regained her cold expression and said, "Are you questioning my strength?"

"Subordinates dare not!" Sister Hong immediately lowered her head.

"Don't worry." The lady said lightly, "I will succeed soon."

"How can you let your lady do this kind of thing?" Sister Hong said in a panic, "Just leave it to the sisters."

"What are you talking about!" the lady said angrily, "I... I have other ideas, you just stand here and wait for my dispatch at any time."

"Obey!" Sister Hong naturally didn't dare to disobey the lady's order, so she could only watch helplessly as she walked into the room again.

Sister Hong wondered for a while, although the man was indeed handsome, he probably wasn't good enough to attract a lady.

When the lady returned to the room, she saw that Li Xingshan had already started to get dressed, and she hurriedly said, "Please wait a moment!"

"What's wrong?" Li Xingshan wondered, "Isn't it already time?"

"Yes...they got it wrong," the lady found a random reason, and said, "There are... two more hours."

"Isn't it only two hours in total?" Li Xingshan tilted his head.

"Today's treat, buy one get one free." The lady continued: "Besides, the energy saving project hasn't even started yet."

"Energy?" Li Xingshan smiled and said, "How much energy is accumulated?"

After all, Li Xingshan is a man, with such a big advantage, naturally he will not ignore it.

"You can see for yourself." The lady handed a brochure to Li Xingshan and said, "This is the menu. Just put a tick on the back of the item you want."

Sure enough, it is very high-end.

Li Xingshan had only seen this kind of plot in "Let's Go Away". Not only that, but the figure of the woman in front of him was no worse than the one in the movie.

However, Li Xingshan was not as greedy as the protagonist in the movie, who chose all the items in one go, but chose a few names that looked more interesting, and then handed them back to the lady, saying: "That's all. .”

The lady took the menu, but she couldn't help frowning slightly.

Crystal Love, Moon Walk, Desert Storm, Ants Climbing Trees, Upside-Down Golden Hooks...

These words were extracted individually, and the lady could understand them, but when combined, she couldn't understand them at all.

Although the lady was wearing a mask, Li Xingshan couldn't see her expression, but he seemed to have caught up with her hesitation, so he tentatively asked: "If there is any difficulty, forget it..."

"No difficulty."

With the pride of a lady, it is naturally impossible to admit defeat in this kind of matter. She tightly grasped the menu in her hand and said, "Wait a minute, I will prepare the props."

It turns out there are props!

Thinking about it, I still have a little expectation.

Seeing the back of No. 8 leaving, Li Xingshan couldn't help feeling a little excited.

Outside the door, Sister Hong was still on standby, but she didn't expect that the lady would come out so soon.

Could it be that that man is so fast?

"Xiao Hong," the lady handed the menu to Sister Hong, and said, "He ordered these items."

"This subordinate understands," Sister Hong nodded and said, "I'll send someone in to serve right away."

"No," who knows, the lady shook her head and said, "Teach me... how to do these things."

"What... what?" Sister Hong's expression was startled, and she thought for a while that there was something wrong with her ears.

"Can't you understand human language?" The lady said a little annoyed, "I said, let you teach me how to do these projects, the sooner the better!"

Good guy, the leader went to sea in person?

"Of order!" Sister Hong immediately replied, "Please come with me, I will... probably teach you."

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Li Xingshan originally thought it would be good to wait for a while, but he didn't expect that after waiting for more than half an hour, when he was drowsy, the door of the box opened again.

I saw the lady walking in with a delicate small box in her arms, and said with a reddish face, "I kept you waiting."

"No...it's okay." Li Xingshan immediately came to his senses and said, "I happened to take a rest for a while."

"Then, let's... let's get started."

The lady opened the small box, took out a small lump of transparent solid that kept shaking, and said, "Let's start with Crystal Love. This is slime gel. Which one do you want to choose?"

Slime gel?

Li Xingshan couldn't help but think back to Madam, they used slime gel to do a lot of things.

"Can I still choose the type?" Li Xingshan said casually.

"That's right, the thunder element has a tingling feeling, the grass element has a entanglement feeling, the wind element has a cool feeling, the rock element has a grainy feel, and the water element has a lubricious feeling," the lady learned and sold it now: "The words of the ice element and the fire element , are generally used together.”

So what are the two heavens, right?

Li Xingshan couldn't help but think of Brother Chen's famous saying—have you seen it one by one? This is called professional!

"Which would you like to choose?" the lady continued.

"Children make choices," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "I want them all."

"Then... then let's start." The lady took a deep breath.

Until now, she still can't believe that she actually chose to do this.

The eighth seat of the dignified and foolish executives is doing the most despicable work in this dark box at this time.

But this sense of identity contrast, on the contrary, gave the lady a sense of excitement that she had never felt before.

What's more, the person sitting in front of him is the lover he has been with for a lifetime in his dreams.

In terms of combat, Madam is an experienced veteran, and I don't know how many strong people died under her ice and fire.

And now, "Ice" and "Fire" are still her weapons, but this time, her moves seem a bit jerky. Obviously, those skills learned in the dream have now been forgotten.

But in Li Xingshan's eyes, her hard-working appearance is so cute and charming.

Volume 4 Meteor Flying Backwards: 298 The Woman Powerless to Resist

The feeling of being surrounded by the seven elements gave Li Xingshan an unprecedented comfort.

"How does it feel?"

The lady spat out the ice element and fire element slime in her mouth, and asked vaguely.

Li Xingshan did not answer her question directly, but said with a smile: "Do you want to listen to the truth or lies?"

"Of course it's the truth." The lady said immediately.

In fact, the lady basically already knew the answer. After all, the [Ring of Confusion] is still on Li Xingshan's wrist, which proves that what he did just now was all useless.

"It hurts a little." Li Xingshan replied truthfully. He stretched out his fingers and wiped the residue from the corner of the lady's mouth, and said, "But it's not your fault. Such a beautiful cherry mouth is not suitable for this kind of thing."