Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

Moreover, judging by the postures of the two of them, it didn't look like they were fighting a duel at all, but more like... ahem.

Ning Guang's face flushed slightly, although she usually gave people the impression that she had countless men, but in fact, she only had theoretical knowledge in that area.

The only "actual combat" was the experience of studying calligraphy with Li Xingshan in that strange dream.

With the awareness of Li Xingshan and Ye Lan, there was suddenly another person in the room. Naturally, it was impossible for them to be completely unaware. However, they were all in the duel space at this time, and they were all in a state of abnormal concentration. "Special state", so I didn't realize at all that a third person had appeared in this empty room at some point.

"You did really well," Ye Lan seemed to enjoy the feeling of being the master. A series of "small tasks" even made Li Xingshan, who had bullied her, go round and round. : "It seems that I should give you a little reward."

"Then let me admit defeat..." Li Xingshan said with black lines all over his face, "It should be about the same for teasing me to this extent, right?"

"It's still far away." Ye Lan casually took out a bottle of milk from the counter and said with a smile, "Good dog, I will reward you with fragrant fresh milk."

As she said that, Ye Lan lifted the milk to her body and poured all the liquid inside on her body.

"Hey, I accidentally spilled it." Ye Lan narrowed her eyes and smiled, "Good dog, come and help the master... clean it up."

Chapter 585: 584 I, Sewer Repairman

Seeing that Chu Yi seemed to really want to go in, Ning Guang hurriedly said: "No...you don't need to go in, they should... have almost finished cleaning."

"Really?" Chu Yi seemed to be hesitant, and said, "Really, this kind of work should be done by our servants."

"'Servant' or something, don't call yourself that." Ning Guang smiled slightly, and said, "You are just working here, no matter what your former boss thought of you, Ye Lan would never look down on you." Be a servant."

"I...I understand." Chu Yi nodded, looking at Ning Guang's eyes, she couldn't help showing a trace of reverence.

Of course, she didn't know what kind of waves were churning in her heart at this moment for the woman she admired.

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On the other side, Li Xingshan also invited out the friend he mentioned.

Naturally, that wasn't Ning Guang who had already left secretly, but... Kun Kun!

Looking at Li Xingshan's enthusiastic Kunkun, Yelan, who should have been shy, couldn't look away at all.

It looked impatient, as if it had been suppressed for a long time, but in fact, it clearly "appeared" in the duel with Shen He not long ago.

"Do you want to use it...to help me clean up?" Yelan murmured.

"Of course." Li Xingshan patted his good friend and said, "It's a good hand at sewer."

"But..." Yelan rarely showed a shy expression on her face: "There...hasn't been passed yet."

That's right, even though Yelan and Li Xingshan had "pushed" back and forth many times, they had never had a more in-depth communication.

"Who told you to use this method to play tricks on me?" Li Xingshan said softly, "It's you, it's your own fault."

Although these words sounded like adding insult to injury, Yelan was extremely useful to her ears. She herself is a combination of S and M, or in other words, she is an S on the surface, but deep down, she is It's a true M.

Therefore, not only did she not feel angry at Li Xingshan's ridicule, ridicule, and humiliation, but on the contrary... she had a different kind of enjoyment.

"So... I'm going to start."

The moment Li Xingshan's Kun Kun entered the sewer, Ye Lan couldn't help frowning.

It hurts, it hurts too much.

Because of the negative effects of the suit, Ye Lan not only suffered four times the damage, but also felt four times the pain of ordinary people.

In other words, the pain that Ye Lan endured was four times the normal one.

For others, this is definitely an unbearable thing, but for Ye Lan who enjoys the pain, it is a supreme gift.

【-400】

At the same time, Ye Lan's health also dropped by 400 points.

When bumping into Shenhe, it was a hundred times, but when it was Yelan's turn, it was directly multiplied by four times. And her health, counting the deductions before, is now only 2800 points.

"What... what should I do?" Ye Lan said reluctantly, "The remaining HP is only enough for... seven times."

Even with three [Injury Compensation] cards, they can only restore 300 life points each time, which is completely beyond their means.

"It's okay, I've already figured out a way." Li Xingshan drew out a card and said, "Activate the effect card [One Day Death Pill]."

[Effect: After activation, even if the life value is zero in this round, it will not fail. At the end of the round, no matter how much life is, you must fail.]

This card is used to break the boat and fight to the death. It is often used when facing a desperate situation. It has a very rare "cannot fail" effect. Of course, the side effects are also very huge. If you use this card to save your life, if you cannot defeat the enemy within one round, even if you come back to gain an advantage, you will still fail.

Of course, this card is for Yelan.

After taking the [One-Day Death Pill], Ye Lan's health began to decrease with Li Xingshan's actions.

【2400】

【2000】

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【400】

【0】

【-400】

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【-2000】

【-2400】

If it was an exaggeration to say that Shen He had recovered more than one million health points in a single battle before, but this time, Ye Lan's health points directly became negative, which was too much.

Not only that, but the absolute value of this number is still expanding as Li Xingshan accelerates.

And this duel, which was originally controlled by Ye Lan, turned the situation around in an instant.

Finally, when Ye Lan's HP reached [-2840000], this incredible duel finally came to an end.

However, the end of the game's duel does not mean that the "duel" between Li Xingshan and Ye Lan is over. After losing all the card effect blessings, the intensity of this battle has no sign of weakening at all.

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Two hours later.

Looking at Ye Lan who was lying on the ground, still in a state of trance for a while, Li Xingshan took out three Mora badges on his own, and said with a smile: "Since the duel is over, I will not use these three Mora badges." Accept it politely."

I bit it with my teeth, it didn't have the sweetness of chocolate, it seemed to be the real thing.

At this time, Yelan was already unable to answer Li Xingshan's words. For her, the intense pain was the ultimate enjoyment. At this time, she was still immersed in the happiness just now, unable to extricate herself for a while.

The worst thing was that Li Xingshan's Kunkun not only failed to clean up the sewer, but made the situation even worse. The turbid "sewage" continued to flow out of the pipes, and gathered on the ground into a pool of water stains of small size.

"Hello, Mr. Li." Seeing Li Xingshan walking out, Chu Yi leaned slightly, seeing that he was the only one coming out, she was a little puzzled and asked, "Where's Miss Yelan?"

"Her?" Li Xingshan had an embarrassed smile on his face, and said, "The sewer was blocked just now, and I helped her repair it a little bit. Now, she is cleaning up the mess."

what happened?

Cleaning for a while, and repairing the sewers for a while.

Is it not open today, is it for repair work?

"Sure enough, I'd better find some people to help," Chu Yi frowned slightly, "How can I ask the boss to do this kind of dirty work?"

"It's okay, actually I've almost finished my cultivation," Li Xingshan stopped calmly, "It's just that the scene is not very good now, the sewage is everywhere, even her body is stained a lot, think about it, Yelan is so good A face-saving person certainly doesn't want people to see him in such a mess, right?"

"So that's how it is..." Chu Yi nodded thoughtfully, and said with a smile, "Mr. Li, you... are really understanding, so, are you a sewer repairman?"

Chapter 586: 585 Li Xingshan's Secret Milk

This girl, does she really believe it?

"It's...not really," Li Xingshan explained with some embarrassment, "Sewage repairs and so on can only be said to be... a little personal hobby."

"Is there anyone with such hobbies?" Chu Yi said with a smile on her face, "It just so happens that my house's sewer seems to have some problems recently. If you have time, can I trouble you to fix it?"

You're really welcome.

However, to Li Xingshan, Chu Yi was not an "outsider" after all, so he nodded and said with a smile, "Of course there is no problem. My skills in sewer... are not bad."

Seeing Li Xingshan's leaving back, Chu Yi showed a meaningful smile on her face, and muttered to herself, "I don't know, when the time comes... which sewer is it?"

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At nine o'clock in the evening, Yujing Terrace.

Similar to the situation at the end of the last round of competition, the number of contestants present this time is probably less than one-third of the number during the day.

After all, for the initial two Mora badges, a total of seven can be advanced, which means that in the end, only less than 30% of the players can advance, plus those players who have not collected five badges in time , there are naturally more and more people who lose the election.

Li Xingshan looked around, and as expected, there were fewer contestants with passer-by faces, and those who could stand out in the two rounds of competition were basically the elite among the elite.

Xingqiu, the second young master of the Feiyun Chamber of Commerce, Chongyun, a young member of the Exorcist family, Beidou, the captain of the Southern Cross, and Hutao, the master of the Hall of Rebirth...

Of course, Ye Lan, who had to collect the badges of Mora earlier, had recovered from her previous state at this time. When she saw Li Xingshan, she walked over directly, without any intention of avoiding suspicion.

"It's really too much." Ye Lan frowned slightly, and said, "You actually left me there and left alone. Is this the so-called Ba Kun's ruthlessness?"

"It doesn't make sense for me to stay there, right?" Li Xingshan said helplessly, "Besides, I'm obviously the victim, right?"

"A victim?" Ye Lan pressed against Li Xingshan's ear and said softly, "A certain person is still swollen and painful, so he is the real victim."

Indeed, it is normal to experience some swelling after experiencing such an excessive tempering for the first time.

Seeing Yelan's expression of feeling uncomfortable and somewhat enjoying at the same time, Li Xingshan felt that "swollen and painful" would be more effective for Yelan than stuffing some small toys.

"I see you, you really enjoy it." Li Xingshan also had a smirk on his face, and said, "How about it? After I left, did you 'clean up' properly?"

"Of course, not only that..." Ye Lan took out a delicate glass bottle from her bosom, which contained a white liquid: "I also collected some incredible things."

"Wait, could this be..." Li Xingshan quickly shook his head and said, "No, it's impossible, I shouldn't have so many."

The "cleaner" that Li Xingshan used to clean Yelan's sewer was a concentrated product, a little was enough, and it would be too wasteful to squeeze out so much.

"Ninety percent of this bottle is milk." Ye Lan's eyes were a little blurred, and she said, "As for the remaining ten percent, it's your milk. I mixed them in too. When you are bored, you can smell it."

"Don't concoct such a strange thing, hey!" Li Xingshan blushed, and quickly stretched out his hand, wanting to snatch back the bottle of milk with "ingredients", Ye Lan naturally couldn't obey obediently, raised her hand Come, said with a smile: "If you can snatch it, I will return it to you."

Seeing Li Xingshan's fingers quickly placed on the acupuncture points on Ye Lan's waist, Ye Lan immediately felt a limp all over, and the milk bottle that she was holding in her hand also flew out.

Li Xingshan was startled, good guy, if this fell to the ground, Yu Jingtai might leave his "traces" forever.

Unexpectedly, at this critical moment, a hand firmly held the bottle of milk in his hand, and Li Xingshan's hanging heart barely let go.

However, after seeing the owner of that hand, Li Xingshan's face showed a speechless expression again.

"Yo yo yo, you two are really interesting." A pretty girl with black hair and black hat and a flat face shook the milk bottle in her hand, and said, "For a bottle of milk, as for grabbing it?" did you go?"

The person who spoke was Hu Tao, the hall master of the Past Life Hall. She took out a Mora casually, flicked it with her thumb, and only heard a "ding", that Mora had already been picked up by Ye Lan. She was slightly taken aback, and said, "What are you doing to me, Mora... Wait a minute! You can't drink that!"

"Googling~"

At the moment of Yelan's doubts, she saw that Hu Tao had already opened the bottle cap, took two sips carelessly, and there was only one third of the small bottle of milk left in an instant.

"Why can't you drink it? Didn't I give you money?" Hu Tao frowned, and said, "At my age, it's time to supplement nutrition. Besides, I'm doing this for your own good, so you grab it Go, it's easy to hurt your peace, why don't you let me help you solve this trouble."

Although Hu Tao is young, she has a sharp tongue, and even Ye Lan, who has always been eloquent, is a little at a loss for words, "Don't you think... there is something wrong with the taste?"

"It's really different from ordinary milk. It's weird. It smells like heather flowers?" Although Hu Tao said so, she still drank the rest of the added milk in one gulp, and said casually: "But still It’s delicious, hiccup! What brand is this? I’ll buy a few bottles tomorrow.”

That's weird, take another sip, right?

"Well, it's not for sale," Ye Lan said with her usual playful smile on her face, "It's the secret milk that Mr. Li personally prepared."

"So it was Brother Li who tuned it!" Hu Tao did not doubt him, tugged on Li Xingshan's sleeve, and said with a smile: "Can you tell me the recipe? Don't worry, I don't want it for nothing. On the day you die, go to Shengtang Hall." The service can give you a 10% discount."

When Li Xingshan heard it, he couldn't laugh or cry, so he had no choice but to say: "This...is an ancestral formula, not a rumor."

"Cut, cheapskate~" Hu Tao was not annoyed, and said with a smile: "Then it's okay to buy me and two drinks once in a while, right?"

Chapter 587 586 Yelan: I've been drinking since childhood

Li Xingshan looked embarrassed and didn't know how to answer for a moment.

I saw a smirk suddenly appearing on Ye Lan's face, and said: "This special milk is a good thing, Hall Master Hu, to tell you the truth, my figure used to be about the same as yours, since I drank this special milk Milk, but... I have been drinking it since I was a child."

Coco coconut milk, right?

As she said that, Ye Lan also posed as a model for the commercial of Coconut Tree brand coconut milk, the similarity was close to 90%.