Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

This sentence frightened Li Xingshan into a fright, so he scratched his cheek in embarrassment, and said, "Did...you find out?"

That's right, Li Xingshan, who has the talent of "A Thousand Cups of No Drunk", let alone drink with these young immortals, even if he blows directly to the barrel with Beidou, he may not blink his eyes.

"A person who is really drunk, his eyes are in a trance, his footsteps are empty..." Zhong Li said indifferently: "The most important thing is that most of the drunk men will take advantage of women, how can you be so serious? "

Li Xingshan felt guilty for a while.

If it's any other woman, Li Xingshan is really hard to say, but you are the majestic rock king, if I dare to grab one, I will lose my life and hands.

"That's all, let me just say it straight," Li Xingshan said helplessly: "After entering the bridal chamber, facing two women, the scene will definitely be a bit awkward, so I want to pretend to be drunk."

"That's a good idea." Zhong Li supported Li Xingshan's shoulders, and said, "Let's go, I'd better help you go, otherwise, maybe you will be exposed."

Benefactor!

Li Xingshan was moved in his heart, he leaned against Zhongli's body, he felt a simple and unsophisticated fragrance in his nostrils, he couldn't help but walked all the way, and smelled it calmly.

"What are you smelling?" Zhong Li asked expressionlessly.

"No...it's nothing!" Li Xingshan blushed, and quickly explained: "I just feel that you seem to have a, um...an antique-like fragrance."

"It's a strange description," Zhong Li shook his head, and said, "Okay, we've arrived, the house in front is there, you can go quickly, don't keep the bride waiting."

"Hmm..." Li Xingshan then got out and said in a low voice, "Thank you."

Watching the back of Li Xingshan leaving slowly, Zhong Li sniffed his cuffs silently, and murmured: "Antique-like fragrance, could it be... the old man's smell?"

.........

At the same time, in the bridal chamber.

"hateful!"

I saw Shen He lifted his hijab, looked at the dark sky outside the window, and said angrily: "What the hell is that guy doing, how dare he leave us here!"

"Ahe, don't worry," Gan Yu hurriedly comforted, "He should still be socializing outside."

"What's there to socialize with?" Shen He crossed his arms and said with a cold expression, "If he doesn't come within a quarter of an hour, I'll lock the door and let him sleep outside for the night."

"Hush!" At this moment, Gan Yu's ears twitched slightly, and said, "It's Ah Shan's footsteps, right outside the door."

"Okay, it's over," Shen He hid directly behind the door and said in a low voice, "When he comes in later, I'll scare him from behind the door, otherwise I won't be able to get over it!"

Gan Yu smiled wryly. Although she was a little helpless, she had no time to stop her. In a blink of an eye, the sound of footsteps had reached the door. Then, there was a knock on the door, accompanied by a voice full of alcohol: " Madam... Madam, I came back from fooling around outside!"

Hearing this, Shen He's expression darkened again behind the door, and he cracked his fists, making a "cracking" sound.

Chapter 692 Li Xingshan Has Two Brains

"Squeak~"

With the sound of pushing the door, Li Xingshan walked in unsteadily, and said vaguely: "Drink! Drink again!"

Unlike Shen He, who was furious because Li Xingshan hadn't come for a long time, Gan Yu felt distressed seeing Li Xingshan who was so drunk, and quickly took his arm, frowned slightly and said, "What a big wine! Qi, you... how much did you drink?"

"Isn't this... happy?" Li Xingshan pretended to be drunk, but he had already squinted his eyes, scanned the room, and saw Shen He in red makeup at a glance. Behind the door, he looked eager to try.

Sure enough, without saying a word, Shen He took a step forward, raised his leg and was about to kick Li Xingshan's back, but he had an idea, pushed along with the situation, and threw himself onto the bed with Gan Yu, and Shen He's kick was completely empty, and he didn't stop it for a while, slipped his foot, and split a fork on the ground.

Are you planning to become a captain?

Fortunately, Shen He's body was flexible, so he turned over and stood up again. If he hadn't practiced this before, his crotch might be torn by now.

But even so, the stretching of her muscles still made her frown, thinking to herself, it seems that she didn't exercise enough after going down the mountain, and her flexibility was not as good as before.

hateful!

Shen He naturally didn't intend to stop there, but raised his hand, ready to imprint a palm logo directly on Li Xingshan's back.

Li Xingshan threw himself on Gan Yu, pretending to be drunk, and said, "Gan Yu, why is it only you? Where's Ah He?"

As soon as this remark came out, Shen He, who was originally planning to strike, was slightly startled, and the slap he was planning to slap was also suspended in the air.

"Ahe?" Gan Yu glanced at Shen He, and then said softly: "Why, do you have anything to do with her?"

"I met True Monarch Liuyun Borrowing the Wind just now..." Li Xingshan was relieved seeing Shen He stop, and continued to make nonsense: "She just told me something about Ah He. "

Shen He nodded slightly, and Gan Yu continued to ask: "What did she say?"

"It is said that Ah He is different from you. She has a rough life since she was a child, and she has the body of Guchen Jiesha, so it is difficult to get in touch with others, so her personality is as cold as ice..." Li Xingshan sighed, and said: "Liu Yun Zhenjun Feng said, let me take good care of her in the future, don't lose sight of the other, treat her like you, treat her well, and don't bully her."

As True Monarch Liu Yun borrowed the wind said, Shen He usually only has three expressions, the first is expressionless, the second is angry, and the third is ready to get angry.

But now, after hearing this passage of Li Xingshan's up-to-date words, Shen He's face showed a rare touch of emotion, and the eyes that were not covered by bangs also showed faint tears.

On Gan Yu's face, there was a gratified smile, and he asked, "Then what did you say?"

"I... I said, don't worry, I'm definitely a bowl of water!" Li Xingshan muttered, and said: "However, Master Liuyun borrowed the wind and said that it is probably because I have too much Don't worry, our family Shen He is so powerful and has an irritable personality, it's good if she doesn't bully you, you'd better be careful in the future, if one day you lose an arm or a leg, don't regret it."

Hearing this, an angry "#" symbol appeared on Shen He's forehead again.

Although what Master said was indeed correct, it still made people feel a little uncomfortable to hear it.

Who knows, Li Xingshan suddenly raised his voice, and said decisively: "I said, what you said is wrong, even if you are an elder, I have to refute and refute, and I will never regret marrying Shen He. Although Shin Hak looks grumpy, unreasonable, likes violence, has big punches and no brains..."

When Shen He heard it, his fist that had softened before hardened again.

"But..." Li Xingshan changed the subject and said, "In her heart, she is actually a very gentle girl, and violence is just her protective cover. I believe that as long as I treat her well, she will absolutely ...and treat me tenderly!"

Li Xingshan's other talents may be rewarded by the system, but only the talent skill of "acting" has been honed in countless simulators, and it is true at first glance!

Seeing that the atmosphere was almost brewing, Li Xingshan pretended to turn around unintentionally, and seeing Shen He standing behind him, he immediately opened his eyes wide, and murmured: "Ahe, you... .”

"What's wrong with me?" Shen He said with a reddish face, "You know what day it is today, you...you still drink so much?"

OK!

Although Shen He's attitude seemed a little unhappy, since she didn't do anything, it meant that her bitter scene just now should have worked.

"Okay, okay," Gan Yu saw that the atmosphere had eased, and quickly smoothed things over, "Ah Shan didn't drink so much on purpose. If that's the case, today... let's rest early."

"Rest?" Unexpectedly, the corner of Shen He's mouth twitched into a sneer, and said: "Even someone like me who has lived in the mountains since childhood knows that there is no reason to rest in the wedding night?"

Although Gan Yu had a clear mind, she was not stupid, so she immediately understood Shen He's meaning, and said with some doubts: "But, he is already so drunk..."

"It's okay." Shen He picked up Li Xingshan's collar, and said with a sneer, "I understand this guy is very important. He has two brains, which don't affect each other. If the top one is drunk, it won't affect the bottom one."

It has to be said that Shen He understood Li Xingshan.

Generally speaking, a drunk man is actually unable to recover.

But Li Xingshan was exceptionally talented, not to mention that he was not drunk at all.

"Really...really?" Gan Yu blushed slightly and said, "I don't believe it."

"Don't believe me?" Shen He removed Li Xingshan's shackles, and said, "Senior Sister, take care."

After all, she lowered her head, and looking at the scene in front of her, Gan Yu's face, which was already slightly flushed, turned a little redder.

Li Xingshan, on the other hand, grasped the sheets tightly, trying to use willpower to control his body.

The results proved that what Shen He said was indeed correct, Li Xingshan's two heads did not affect each other.

"Ahem..." After a while, Shen He raised his head and said, "Senior Sister, come and try."

"Me?" Gan Yu blushed, waved her hands, and said, "I...I can't."

"I didn't know it at the beginning," Shen He shrugged, and said, "Try slowly and you'll be fine."

Chapter 693: Sisters Unite

In fact, it’s not true that Gan Yu doesn’t know anything at all, but compared with Shen He’s skills, she still looks a little immature. In order not to show timidity in front of this junior sister who is thousands of years younger than herself, she lied that she couldn’t .

This is probably one of the very few times Gan Yu lied.

However, looking at Shen He's extremely calm look, Gan Yu couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.

How is she so proficient?

How many times have you eaten it?

Obviously I came first!

That's right, although the relationship between Shen He and Li Xingshan progressed much faster than that with Gan Yu, if it was a first-come-first-served basis, Gan Yu had met Li Xingshan earlier.

However, at that time, Gan Yu was still the leader of Yuehai Pavilion, while Li Xingshan was just a servant who ran errands for Keqing.

At that time, Gan Yu probably would never have guessed that in the near future, he would do these things with Li Xingshan with his junior sister, right?

And what about Shen He?

At this time, I couldn't help but feel refreshed.

You know, since she was a child, she practiced under Liuyun Borrowing Feng Zhenjun's sect, what she heard most was how her master praised her senior sister who had never met, and she had always taken her as an example.

But now, seeing that she also has aspects that are "not as good as" me, and even needs her own guidance, this junior sister naturally feels an inexplicable sense of accomplishment in her heart.

"Really, you'll know if you try it," Shen He put on a seasoned look, and said, "Be careful, just don't get scratched."

"Well...then I'll try," Gan Yu nodded and lowered his head.

The two of you took one bite, and I didn't know, I thought it was the sisters and sisters who were eating the same chocolate parfait.

Although Gan Yu and Shen He are both of the ice attribute, they feel quite different. Shen He is like a blizzard, merciless, while Gan Yu is like a dance of fine snow, tender and tender.

Between fast and slow, one sick and one slow, probably only Li Xingshan can have this special experience.

"Look!" Shen He flicked his finger lightly, and said, "I just said it, it's fine."

"Take... what should I do next?" Gan Yu's face was already blushing to the point of bleeding.

"I almost forgot, Senior Sister Gan Yu, you have no experience in this field." Shen He put on a look of "I understand it very well", and said, "Let me give you a demonstration first."

After finishing speaking, Shen He took a deep breath and sat down slowly.

Li Xingshan had just let go of the hand on the bed sheet, but now he clenched it a little more.

"It's very simple," Shen He gestured, "It's like rowing a boat, come on, try it."

"Hmm..." Gan Yu nodded and took over Shen He's baton.

As the saying goes:

Fighting against the gums, three bodies in one dark grinding. The cauliflower plays with the butterflies and tastes the stamens, and the honey-loving bees hide their honey nests.

Qilin frowned because of the poking, and chanted endlessly to startle the crane. Unconsciously, when the sun rises to three poles, the hero is saddened by four waves!

.........

The next day, early morning.

Although Shen He's strength is already the best among young people of the same generation, he is the weakest among the three, because he is still in a deep sleep at this time due to too much physical exertion.

As for Gan Yu, because she slept too late, she was still supplementing sleep at this time.

Only Li Xingshan stretched himself and sat up from the bed.

Looking at the two brides lying beside him, he still felt a little dazed in his heart, and even couldn't believe it, it was true.

After changing his clothes and walking out of the room, Li Xingshan heaved a long sigh of relief when the warm sunlight really shone on his body.

That's right, this is not a simulator, but reality.

If I were the protagonist of a time-traveling novel, the current situation might be about to usher in the finale, right?

Fiction is fiction, though, and reality is reality.

At this time, Li Xingshan still had a lot of things to deal with, and it was far from the end of the adventure.

In addition to the unknown truth behind the "villain simulator", how to solve the "ring of confusion" is the most troublesome thing at present.

"Morning," at this moment, True Monarch Liuyun Borrowing Wind suddenly appeared behind Li Xingshan.

"Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing the Wind?" Li Xingshan was startled, and said, "No, now... should I call Mrs. Yuemu or something?"

"Shen He's parents died early, that's all. Gan Yu's parents are still alive and well. Although they and I love mother and daughter, we are not real mother and daughter. I can't bear the word mother-in-law. "Zhen Jun Liuyun borrowed the wind to shake his head and said: "I am me, they are them, you marry them, it does not prevent me from being me, do you understand?"

Li Xingshan shook his head in a daze, then nodded again, and said, "I seem to understand, but I don't understand."

"Your comprehension is still a bit weak," Zhenjun Liuyun borrowed the wind said lightly, "However, why did you get up so early and only slept for two hours, can your body take it?"

"It's okay, I don't feel much..." Suddenly, Li Xingshan seemed to realize that something was wrong, and said, "Wait, how do you know that I only slept for two hours?"

Could it be that he was lying in the corner of the room and eavesdropping yesterday?