Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

[Thus, you ushered in the third wedding in your life, which was even more grand than the previous two. Of course, after the wedding, when you and this bride who had never met in the same room appeared in the same room, the atmosphere It is also more embarrassing than the previous two times]

【Entering the somatosensory mode】

【Task requirements: Do what a man should do】

By North!

What the hell is a man supposed to do!

Can't your system be more specific when giving tasks?

【Don't act like you don't understand at all】

【Okay, the task requires that one blood be taken one by one precisely】

I'll just take you to be more precise, okay?

Although he kept complaining in his heart, Li Xingshan, an old driver, naturally knew what the mission meant.

That is, let the girl who is sitting in front of her for the first time (at least in this simulator) hand over her most precious thing.

Chapter 842: Ayaka's Hint

Ayaka Kamisato.

To be honest, Li Xingshan has already met her face to face, of course, not in reality, but in the previous simulator.

However, Li Xingshan knew in his heart that even the same person, in different simulators, including the one in reality, is a completely different independent existence.

This point can be distinguished in a very simple way.

In three different parallel worlds, there are three identical plastic wraps. They are as thin as a cicada's wings and almost transparent, protecting the fresh and delicious fruits in the plastic wrap. But they do not affect each other. Even if Li Xingshan tore off one of the plastic wraps and tasted the food hidden inside, the other two plastic wraps were still brand new.

As the ancient Greek philosopher Heraclitus once said: "One cannot step into the same river twice."

The same plastic wrap cannot be torn twice.

Therefore, even though Li Xingshan has already had a close relationship with Ayaka Kamisato in the previous simulator, Ayaka Kamisato in front of her is still a completely strange girl full of freshness to her.

She looked into Li Xingshan's eyes, but she didn't speak, and she didn't know if it was because of shyness, or because of the reservedness unique to ladies.

"Sorry..." Li Xingshan did not choose to approach, but kept a relatively safe distance for girls, and said gently: "Being forced to marry someone I don't like at all is probably not a good thing." Something to be happy about."

"Forcing?" Kanli Linghua smiled and said, "No, you underestimated my brother too much. He never forced me to do anything, of course, including our marriage."

It seems that the characters of Ayato Kamizato in different simulators are quite different, at least here, he is indeed a good brother.

Li Xingshan was a little puzzled and said: "Then...why did you agree to marry me? Maybe, I'm a bastard for sex, or maybe, I'm an ugly ugly monster..."

"Don't worry about that. Before I saw you, my brother had already shown me your portrait." Shenli Linghua covered her mouth and said with a smile, "Although he is not the most beautiful man like the crown jade above, he is still quite handsome. It's pleasing to the eye."

It turned out that he was the chosen one!

Come to think of it, the reason why Ayato Kamisato proposed the marriage was because he had discussed it with his sister in advance and decided to do so after getting her tacit approval.

"Is...really?" Li Xingshan shrugged his shoulders, but there was a smirk on his face, and said: "Do you know? Actually, before meeting your brother, the Hiiragi family also proposed Request for marriage."

Most women have the heart to gossip, and this is something that even Kamisato Linghua cannot avoid. Hearing what Li Xingshan said, she couldn't help asking curiously: "Is it Miss Hiiragi Chisato you are talking about? She is indeed ...is a gentle and virtuous woman."

"That's right, Hiiragi Shinsuke insisted on inviting me to dinner that day, and even brought his own daughter with him, which couldn't be more obvious." Li Xingshan said in a mysterious way: "But I still chose you."

"Why...why?" Shenli Linghua blushed slightly, and said, "You obviously haven't seen me at all."

After all, although Hiiragi Qianli is not as good-looking as himself, she is also a rare beauty. Li Xingshan would give up Hiiragi Qianli, who is at his fingertips, and choose the self he has never met. Could it be... Is it really because of fate?

"Who said I haven't seen you?" Li Xingshan pulled out a photo from his cuff like magic, and said with a smile, "Look, who is this?"

Kamisato Linghua looked intently, and saw that it was actually a photo. In the photo, a silver-haired girl was sitting in the courtyard, wearing a rather cool bathrobe, eating watermelon.

Needless to say, that girl is exactly Ayaka Kamisato, but the cute appearance of being barefoot and gnawing on a watermelon is completely different from the usual ladylike appearance.

"No...don't look at it!" Kanli Linghua blushed for a while, got up and took the photo in her hand, and said, "Where did you get this?"

"I asked a little civet cat to help me secretly take pictures," Li Xingshan said with a smile: "But don't blame her, because I threatened her, if she doesn't help, I will disband the final show directly."

"That girl Zaoyou..." Kanli Linghua was not angry, but said shyly: "This appearance is really... really rude..."

"I think it's very cute," Li Xingshan said, "It's because I saw this photo that I decided to choose you."

"Because... I'm more beautiful?" Kamisato Ayaka asked a little embarrassedly.

"No, because I also like eating watermelon." Li Xingshan stretched his waist and yawned, "It's getting late, and it's time to rest. I'm going to sleep in another room."

Seeing that Li Xingshan was about to leave, Kanli Linghua said with some doubts: "Wait a minute, what do you mean...you won't be with me tonight..."

After all, she received aristocratic education since she was a child, and she was too embarrassed to say some words.

"You also know that this is just a political marriage," Li Xingshan nodded and said, "I mean...I don't want to force you, if you don't want to..."

Kansato Ayaka lowered her head and muttered in a low voice: "I...Of course I don't want to do that kind of thing, but...Since it's a political marriage, it must be strengthened by breeding offspring. , I repeat, I'm not interested in that kind of thing at all, it's just..."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense..." Li Xingshan stretched out his hands directly, pressed Kanli Linghua's shoulders, looked into her eyes, and said word by word: "Just tell me, think, Still don't want to."

Kamisato Ayaka's eyes dodged for a while, but she finally nodded.

"Don't answer my question with actions," Li Xingshan teased, "I want you to speak out."

"It's... annoying! Do you have to let people say it?" Kanli Linghua finally gave up and said loudly: "I think!"

"Isn't that enough?" Li Xingshan directly hugged Shenli Linghua, and said with a smile, "Here comes the little flying stick!"

This is playing hard to get, Li Xingshan has already understood the truth.

Who knew, just as Li Xingshan threw Shenli Linghua on the bed, the cabinet in the room suddenly trembled. three women.

"Xiao Gong, Miss Kujo, and Ren?" Looking at the three women, Kanli Linghua couldn't help but asked in surprise, "Why are you here?"

"Of course we are here to help." Xiao Gong blinked and said with a smile, "Believe us, you can't handle him alone."

Chapter 843: Ayaka's Dog

Obviously, these three women have exchanged ideas before.

"That's right, the eldest lady of the Kamisato family," Kujo Sara said expressionlessly, "If I were a samurai, I would probably be able to handle it alone. Your body is too delicate. If you let him mess around, you In the next half month... it will probably be a little difficult."

Shenli Linghua hadn't spoken yet, but Xiaogong frowned slightly and said, "Sara, are you sure you can handle it alone? Then why did you ask me to help last time?"

"What?" Jiu Qiren stared and said, "You two are with Ah Shan...cough cough, how come I don't know about this?"

"Oops, I accidentally slipped my mouth..." Xiaogong stuck out his tongue, trying to get away with it, and said casually: "It's okay, Anin, I didn't tell Sara about the last time we dealt with my husband together. ..."

"Oh?" Jiutiao Shaluo put his hands on his hips and said, "Now, I know."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Xiao Gong said with an embarrassed face: "I didn't deliberately hide it from you, you...you won't be angry, right?"

Kujo Sara and Jiu Qiren looked at each other, but the two serious people smiled at the same time.

"You...what are you laughing at?" Xiao Gong tilted his head in confusion.

"Actually, the two of us have also cooperated, and there are quite a few times." Jiu Qiren shrugged: "Of course, I have never told you."

"you!"

Xiaogong was so angry that his cheeks puffed up, but he was also a bit wronged, so he had no choice but to say: "Really, I knew why it was so troublesome, why not come together with three."

Well, how about you three play permutations and combinations here?

Three girlfriends build four groups, right?

"You...wait for me! Thank you for your concern..."

Finally, Kansato Linghua, who had been silent all this time, suddenly opened her mouth, her face was flushed, she bit her lip and said, "But, this... this is my wedding night, I... .I want to keep it to myself."

"Oh, Miss Shenli is too cute!" The expression on Xiaogong's face was as if he saw a Persian cat that was always elegant and aloof, but one day he suddenly showed his belly and acted like a baby, and smiled. Said: "I also thought the same way when Ah Shan and I got married, but guess what? That big tree almost rubbed my back flat."

"Wait, did I hear you right? A tree?" Kanli Linghua felt that her three views seemed to have been greatly impacted: "Why is there a tree in the wedding room?"

"Uh...because we are not in the room..." Xiao Gong poked his two fingers, and said a little embarrassedly: "You know, not everyone likes to be in the room do that."

"Oh my god..." Jiuqi couldn't help but rubbed his forehead, and said, "Do you have any more outrageous experiences?"

"Of course," Jiujo Shaluo said indifferently: "For example, in a men's restroom in a certain field, fireworks are still going off outside."

"Doing that kind of thing while setting off fireworks? I know that feeling!" Xiaogong's face showed a longing expression. Suddenly, she seemed to think of something, and murmured: "But, I remember Every time the fireworks are set off, Ah Shan is with me..."

"Well, stop talking!"

Li Xingshan quickly interrupted the conversation of the three women, and said helplessly: "We still have a lot of opportunities to discuss each other in the future, let's forget it tonight, I'm afraid Linghua will be embarrassed."

"That's right," Kanli Linghua also nodded, and said, "I think I should be able to handle it."

"Okay, since you've said that, of course we respect your choice." Xiao Gong naturally didn't choose to stalk, but smiled slightly and said, "The three of us are playing mahjong next door. , you can call us anytime.”

"Playing mahjong?" Li Xingshan asked with some doubts, "How can three people play?"

That's right, Tivat also has a board game called "Mahjong", which originated from Liyue and was later introduced to Daozuma. Although the rules have been changed several times, generally speaking, the game of four players is still maintained.

"That's the new rule I learned when I was studying abroad in Liyue," Jiu Qiren took the two little sisters and turned to leave: "It's called Ka Wuxing."

"A zebra, quite versatile..." Li Xingshan couldn't help complaining, then turned to look at Aya Kamisato, and said with a smirk: "Miss Kamisato, before the official start , do you want to play a game?"

"What... what game?" The inexperienced Aya Kamisato was completely led by Li Xingshan.

"The name of the game is..." Li Xingshan narrowed his eyes and said, "Kamisato Linghua's dog."

.........

"Thirty thousand."

"bump!"

In the next room, Xiao Gong, Kujo Sara, and Kuki Shinobi have actually set up a mahjong table. Obviously, they are very confident, and Kamisato Ayaka will seek her help tonight.

Not long after, there was a sound of dog barking in Li Xingshan's room.

"He's learning more and more like him." Xiao Gong blushed slightly, and said, "They must be playing a 'dog game' now."

"Dog game?" Jiuqi Ren frowned, and said, "When he and I were playing this, he didn't say the name, but 'Where's the peanut butter'."

"What are you talking about, could it be that..." Jiutiao Shaluo, who has always been indifferent to emotions, blushed a little at this time: "Smear peanut butter on your body, and let the blindfolded A 'dog' licking game?"

It is self-evident which "dog" she is talking about.

"So..." Jiu Qiren pretended not to care much, and said casually, "Where do you put the peanut butter every time?"

"Of course it's on the mouth," Xiaogong said with a natural expression on his face, "otherwise where else could it be painted?"

Hearing Xiao Gong's innocent answer with a hint of innocence, Jiu Qiren and Kujo Sara looked at each other and smiled again.

"You...what are you laughing at!" Xiao Gong bit his lips, and said, "Otherwise, where else could it be painted?"

Kujo Sara puffed out her chest calmly, the unscientific arc made Xiao Gong and Jiu Qiren subconsciously attracted their attention.

"Sorry, I don't have any comment, but in my case, the name of this game is..." Jiutiao Saluo said lightly: "Hungry pup."

There is no need for extra words to describe, Xiao Gong and Jiu Qiren can probably guess the scene of a puppy lying in the arms of the "mother" and eating happily.

Not to mention Li Xingshan, even the two of them want to try.

Chapter 844 The Taste of Peanut Butter

"Original... so it can still be painted there..."

Xiao Gong seemed to have opened the door to a new world, and murmured, "Next time... I'll try it too..."

"It's your turn," Jiujo Shaluo glanced at Jiuqiren, and said, "Where are you going to paint it?"

"Sorry, I don't like to be passive." Jiu Qiren shook his head and said, "He's the one who gets painted over here."

"Was it on... Ah Shan's body?" Xiao Gong thoughtfully asked, "I don't know where it was painted?"

"Want to experience it? It's very simple," I saw Jiu Qiren picked up a Fontaine bread stick from the table next to him, spread some peanut butter on it, handed it to Xiaogong, and said, "It's almost like this Well, of course...if it's Ah Shan, a little salad dressing will be added at the end."

Xiao Gong's personality is simple, and he didn't know what Jiu Qiren said for a while, but actually took the bread stick over, and just gnawed it twice, and then realized, his face turned red: "Why... ..how could it be painted on that kind of place!"

"Oh?" Jiutiao Shaluo said indifferently: "You have been married for so long, haven't you eaten?"

"Eat... I have eaten..." Xiaogong scratched his cheek, and said: "But, no food was added. Or... normal people would not Add ingredients!"

"Maybe my taste is relatively light." Jiu Qiren shook his head and said, "If you eat it alone, the taste seems a bit salty."

"This is something I haven't thought about, so I can try it next time," Kujo Sara said solemnly, "However, I prefer spicy food, why don't you add some chili sauce."