Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

It seems that this guy came prepared.

"Well, I admit, I am indeed spying on you." Seeing that there was no way to hide it, Jiu Qiren finally let go, and said: "However, I cannot tell you the identity of the client. This is a basic professional ethics. If you violate If not, I won’t be able to continue to gain a foothold in Inazuma in the future.”

Chapter 885 Ten Million Mora Let You See Enough

Li Xingshan nodded, what Jiu Qiren said was reasonable, not only that, but he also admired Jiu Qiren's character.

It's exactly the same as her in the simulator!

"But..." Li Xingshan shrugged his shoulders and said with a smirk: "You just made a bet with me, do you want to break the agreement?"

Naturally, Li Xingshan didn't really want Jiu Qiren to break the principle, he just wanted to tease this serious woman and see how she would respond.

"If...if you don't get to the bottom of it..." Jiuqi Ren bit his lip and said, "I...I can promise you something else."

"I don't seem to be able to get anything else I want from you." Li Xingshan shook his head and said, "Forget it, I don't intend to haggle with a little girl, just pretend that the bet just now didn't say anything." alright."

Li Xingshan's "play hard to get" can be said to be played quietly.

If it was someone else, maybe they would have borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and just fooled it.

But who is Jiu Qiren, since she abides by professional ethics so much, she will naturally not break her promise, and it is even more unbearable to see Li Xingshan's eccentric look.

"Wait a minute!" Jiu Qiren pressed Li Xingshan's shoulder and said, "I...I can do other things for you!"

"Oh?" Li Xingshan squinted his eyes and said, "What is it?"

"It's something worthy of the client's identity," Jiu Qiren said with a slightly flushed face, "There is indeed nothing valuable about me, but my skills... are very valuable."

technology?

Li Xingshan was slightly taken aback, and said, "What technique?"

"Massage technology," Jiu Qiren took out a stack of certificates from nowhere, picked out one from it, and said: "Look, this is quite difficult to pass, and the entire Daozuma, who has this qualification, absolutely cannot More than two hands."

Li Xingshan took a closer look, and saw that on the rather luxurious certificate, there were seven big characters of "Dao Wife Special Class Massager" scalded on it. It looked like a high-end and high-grade thing.

If this thing is not a certificate, but embroidered on the sleeve, Li Xingshan even doubts whether it will be as shining as in "China First".

"Although I haven't practiced it after finishing the certificate," Jiu Qiren said solemnly: "However, based on the value of a super-class masseur, the price of even the most common massage service is at least 200,000 moras." For one hour, if... if it is the most high-end full-service, the price... can even reach more than one million moras."

Good guy, one massage is one million moras, Qiao Shan, the king of health care, can't stand it.

However, this is not impossible. After all, Daozuma likes to make some silly things. If the ramen is well done, it is the "Ramen Immortal", and if the sushi is well done, it is the "Sushi Immortal". "Massage fairy", Li Xingshan did not find it strange at all.

"So, I'm curious..." Li Xingshan rubbed his chin and said, "How comprehensive is the highest-end all-round service?"

"You...you'll know if you try it?" Jiu Qiren glared at Li Xingshan, and said: "If you are not satisfied, we can discuss it again. But... I should It will not let you down."

Li Xingshan blushed, and said: "Try... just try it, let me tell you first, I don't have any other intentions, I just want to know, what is a massage once a million times?" what does it feel like."

To be honest, let’s not talk about super class or not, just being able to bond with a beauty of Jiu Qiren’s level is already worth this million.

This is not much more cost-effective than the tens of millions of Yae cubs... Although Li Xingshan was still a white girl in the end.

.........

Li Xingshan's room, in the bathroom.

Although Narujin Taisha has Jingling Pond, in the final analysis, the purpose of Jingling Pond is to cleanse the body and mind, not a bath in the true sense. For daily washing, there is also a dedicated bathroom in the room.

The guest room that Li Xingshan lives in has higher specifications, and even the bathroom is much larger than other rooms.

At this moment, he was lying comfortably on the bench next to the bathtub, with only a white towel covering his body.

"I... I came in."

With a slightly hesitant voice, the bathroom door slowly opened, and the person who came in was naturally Jiu Qiren. She had already taken off her priestess clothes at this time, and she was only wearing a suit that looked quite For light yukata.

Under the lingering water vapor, the cloth also appeared a little transparent because of being slightly soaked, and in the midst of the mist, faint undulations of peaks and mountains could still be seen.

"I said..." Li Xingshan raised his head and said, "Do you need to dress like this for massage?"

"I... I didn't prepare a special uniform," Jiu Qiren frowned, and said, "You can't let me come in a miko uniform, it will be... very inconvenient. "

"What's the inconvenience?" Li Xingshan asked doubtfully.

"Taking off...it's inconvenient to take it off." Jiuqi Ren said in a low voice.

"Eh?" Li Xingshan was a little surprised and said, "Do you still want to take it off?"

There is only the bottom left, and after taking off the bottom, only the skin is left.

"As I said, this is the highest-end service," Jiu Qiren took out a soft wet cloth, covered Li Xingshan's eyes again, and said softly, "It's also called 'Phoenix Playing with Dragons'."

To be honest, just hearing the name is enough to make people think.

"Why do you cover your eyes?" Li Xingshan asked.

"Because the service content only includes massage," Jiu Qiren said lightly: "If you look at it, there will be an additional charge."

"How much?" Li Xingshan subconsciously said, "I'm out."

"Really?" Jiu Qiren took off his bathrobe and said casually, "Ten million Mora, let you see enough."

Of course, this is just a joke made by Jiu Qiren casually. After all, the massage service is only one million moras at most, but it costs 10 million moras to take a look.

It's like ordering a bowl of braised noodles, the noodles cost one yuan, and the stewed noodles cost ten yuan.

"Okay, just 10 million moras, I'll give it to you after the end." Who knows, Li Xingshan took off the blindfold on his face and said with a smile: "That's it."

Jiu Qiren didn't expect that Li Xingshan would actually agree to such an exaggerated request. At this time, she just took off her bathrobe, and from the bathroom mirror, Li Xingshan could just see the reflection of Jiu Qiren, although it was because of the water vapor It caused some fuzziness, but in that haze, there was another kind of beauty.

Chapter 886 Phoenix Playing Dragon

"Don't...don't keep staring at me."

Jiuqiren pressed Li Xingshan's head lightly, trying to push his head down, but his neck seemed to be welded to death, no matter how hard Jiuqiren tried, he couldn't press it half a point.

"Why?" Li Xingshan said unyieldingly: "I spent money, one hundred thousand moras a minute, and I would lose money if I missed a second."

Jiuqi Ren has already begun to regret what he said just now, but he has no choice but to sigh and say, "You can do whatever you want."

Logically speaking, Jiuqiren should be very uncomfortable to be "observed" by a man who has only known each other for a few days, no, to be precise, he has only met a few times and has not even spoken a few words. But for some reason, being looked at by Li Xingshan like this, she didn't feel much discomfort.

Could it be... also because of that strange dream?

Of course, these are not important, massage is the highlight.

I saw Jiu Qiren took out a delicate small bottle and squeezed out some viscous liquid from it. Seeing this, Li Xingshan asked curiously: "The so-called high-end service, the props used are Is it that simple?"

According to Li Xingshan's experience in the Tanhua video he saw in real life, shouldn't ordinary masseuses carry a small suitcase?

At that time, the innocent Li Xingshan thought that it was a snack box that the masseur was afraid of being too tired, so he used it to add sugar. Otherwise, why would there be so many popping candies and jelly in it.

It was only later that he realized that those things... were not for eating.

Afterwards, Jiu Qiren applied the essential oil on Li Xingshan's back, and he only felt a chill on his back, and then, Jiu Qiren slowly smudged the essential oil with his fingers. Fan Xiang, soon, the cold feeling turned into a comfortable warmth, as if it could soak into his back muscles and penetrate into the bone marrow.

Comfortable!

"This is an essential oil formulated with a secret recipe, and every masseur has his own recipe." For Li Xingshan's "self-righteousness", Jiu Qiren seemed to disapprove: "The most high-end massage often only needs the simplest props. After all, the most The important massage tool is the masseur himself."

Soon, Li Xingshan understood the meaning of this sentence.

I finally felt the true meaning of "Phoenix Playing Dragon".

To put it simply, the essence is all above the characters "play" and "you".

Jiuqi Ren himself is the most perfect massage tool. With the help of essential oils, Li Xingshan's skin seemed to become very sensitive, and his ability to perceive any feedback brought about by contact would increase several times.

At that moment, Li Xingshan seemed to be transformed into the hero of "All the Way West", but the sense of experience was even stronger.

Finally, after Jiu Qiren cast spells with both hands for at least 20 minutes, Li Xingshan finally ushered in the first stop of this massage.

"By the way, is this really your first practice?" Li Xingshan said with a sigh of relief while enjoying the aftertaste of the first round, "It doesn't feel like it at all."

"Otherwise, do you think that the certificate of a super masseuse is for nothing?" Jiu Qiren snorted coldly, and couldn't help frowning, rubbing his sore hands while snorting coldly: "It's you, and the specifications of the teaching aids It's completely different, and logically speaking, it would cost double."

"By the way, I'm really curious," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "Why do you want to take this kind of certificate? With your personality, it shouldn't be possible to find a matching job, right?"

Although "Inaozuma Super Masseur" sounds very high-level, but in the end, it is just the most high-end "technical master". Inazuma who is in a gray industry in the customs industry, this is really not a job that can be put on the table .

Although, this business is indeed very profitable.

Li Xingshan guessed that if Jiu Qiren really planned to join this industry, with her appearance and technical ability, she would definitely be able to become the top card in minutes, making millions a day, so it would not be a problem.

"Because, from the very beginning, I never planned to use this technology for work." There seemed to be a trace of inexplicable resentment in Jiu Qiren's voice: "Actually, I learned this for... .For the sake of serving your husband after getting married in the future."

"I didn't expect that," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "You look like a strong woman, but deep down, you're actually a Yamato Nadeko who loves her husband?"

In order to make my future husband's life comfortable, I specially went to take such a difficult certificate. Such a good wife is really hard to find even with the lights on.

"I didn't learn this specifically to let my future husband enjoy it," Jiu Qiren shook his head and sighed: "It's because, I...my body has defects .”

"Defect?" Li Xingshan wondered: "What defect, are you afraid that you will inherit green hair on your child's head?"

"Snapped!"

Without saying a word, Jiu Qiren slapped Li Xingshan directly, and immediately left a neat and small red palm print on his back.

"I... I'm just joking..." Li Xingshan frowned, and said in pain: "You are beautiful, have a good figure, and are knowledgeable and talented. Flaws, I'm afraid no man can match you."

"Actually, I am a natural stone girl," Jiu Qi endured a wry smile, and said, "If a man marries me, he is doomed to be unable to perform the rituals of Duke Zhou, so I learned massage, hoping to make up for it in another way. "

The so-called "stone girl" refers to a woman who is unable to have intercourse between heaven and man due to physical defects. It is an extremely rare physique. Li Xingshan did not expect that Jiu Qiren would have such a hidden setting.

It never occurred to her that she would actually think of using such a curve to save the country to "make up".

This is also the reason why Jiu Qiren cared so much about that dream. After all, in the dream, when she and Li Xingshan were doing those things, it went smoothly without any hindrance.

"People who really love you don't care about such things, and you don't have to use this method to please," Li Xingshan said with a rare expression of seriousness, "Besides, you didn't mean to keep it for your future husband. Is it? Now it’s given to me for the first time, really...does it matter?"

"I've already thought about it. You're right. It's ridiculous to use this method to make up for it." A smile appeared on Jiu Qiren's face, and he said: "Besides, it's not living without a man." No, I've already made preparations for the end of my life alone."

Chapter 887

Although it is just a massage, there is also physical contact after all. In a sense, Li Xingshan did take away another important "first time".

"If you are young, don't speak too early," Li Xingshan said with a slightly profound smile on his face, "Besides, don't you know that there is an old saying in Liyue, which is called "sincerity is all that matters?" Is it possible to open gold and stone? Even gold and stone can be opened, let alone you?"

Jiu Qiren had studied in Liyue, and she was quite proficient in some of Liyue's old sayings, but even so, it took her a while to understand the meaning of Li Xingshan's words, and she was so ashamed that she looked up again. hand, ready to slap Li Xingshan on the back again, and said angrily, "I'll fuck you!"

"Don't slap, don't slap!" Li Xingshan said hastily, "A slap is as big as a palm print. If you know it, I'm massaging, but if you don't know, you may think I'm scraping."

Jiu Qiren was so teased that he couldn't help laughing, and stopped his hands. Li Xingshan looked at her smiling face and said, "You look much better when you smile than when you have a straight face."

When Jiu Qiren heard it, his face turned red again, and he said angrily, "Are you alright?"

"Okay," Li Xingshan replied casually, but then he seemed to realize something, shook his head, and said, "No, no, it's not good yet."

To be precise, he did "good" once just now, but if he said that, Jiuqi Ren might use it as a reason to end.

Li Xingshan didn't want to end up with 11 million Mora a massage.

"Stupid..." Jiuqi rolled his eyes at him, and said, "I'm not saying you're okay just now, I'm saying you're recovering well, the second half is about to start."

Li Xingshan lowered his head, pouted his mouth, and said, "Is it okay, you can see for yourself, don't you know?"

Jiu Qiren was taken aback for a moment, followed Li Xingshan's gaze, and saw that the enemy who had been vomited and fell to the ground by him just now stood up again, with blue veins bursting out. It was a bit more ferocious, as if preparing to fight a revenge battle.

The girl was taken aback, and she couldn't help thinking secretly, even if she wasn't a stone girl, she might not be able to deal with such a strong enemy.

it does not matter......

Jiu Qiren patted his chest, and secretly encouraged himself in his heart:

There is no hard work, only brave Ninja!

This was changed from a line in a comic book she read when she was a child, but later it became her motto inexplicably. The reason why she was able to pass so many difficult certificates is also due to this sentence. support.

"Then...then I'm going to start."

Jiu Qiren didn't hesitate, but Li Xingshan was slightly taken aback when she saw her take out two black things from behind.

Because what she showed were actually two black kunai, with a faint smoothness shining on the sharp blades, they were extremely sharp at first glance.

"You...what are you doing?" Li Xingshan made a puzzled voice.

"It's just props." Seeing Jiu Qiren throwing the two kunai towards the beam, Li Xingshan discovered that there was a slender and tough rope tied to each end of the kunai , after going around the beam a few times, Kunai was firmly tied to it.

Afterwards, I saw Jiu Qiren winding up the rope gently, as nimble as a professional gymnast, which reminded Li Xingshan of the little dragon girl in the Ancient Tomb School who made a bed with a flying rope.