Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

One of the two played the bad face and the other played the bad face. Although it was only a very common strategy, it still bluffed the ornamental fish.

"That's right, it's better like this," Li Xingshan turned around, and after a short while, he took out a rather delicate instrument like a small box, and placed it in front of Xinhai of the Coral Palace. Said: "Master Coral Palace is well-informed, you should know what this is?"

"This is...Fontaine's camera?" Coral Palace Xinhai nodded and said, "You...what do you want to do?"

"Of course I took some photos of Miss Coral Palace, and then distributed them to the people of Haizhi Island." Li Xingshan skillfully pressed the shutter on Coral Palace Xinhai, and said with a smile: "To let them know that the present Goddess It's safe now."

At this moment, Xinhai of the Coral Palace had just been ripped off by Li Xingshan. Although it was not considered as disheveled, it was far from being dignified. Make some strange associations.

However, Li Xingshan didn't seem to intend to stop here. He took out a short knife and swiped it around Coral Palace Xinhai's body a few times. The clothes on her body immediately turned like scales on a fish. Pieces fell down.

"As a person, I never forget my roots. I often use some fresh fish to practice the technique of cutting fish." Li Xingshan looked at the shivering ornamental fish in front of him, with a smirk on his face: "The way you look now, It's like freshly sliced ​​tuna on the cutting board, it's really mouth-watering."

Li Xingshan in the simulator this time, although his martial arts skills are not superb, he is quite familiar with this kind of meticulous knife work.

"No... don't look!" Coral Palace Xinhai blushed and said, "No...shameless!"

"Thank you for the compliment." Li Xingshan laughed loudly, and continued to work without stopping. He counted "click" and "click" again, and took a picture of the completely uncovered Coral Palace Heart Sea.

The aloof and divine priestess is now like a fish whose scales have been stripped off, unreservedly presented in Li Xingshan's lens.

It didn't take long for Li Xingshan to take more than a hundred photos, and after washing them, he held them in his hands, letting Coral Palace Xinhai "appreciate" each one.

Looking at the "ugly" funds in the photo, Coral Palace Xinhai bit her lips in shame, and murmured: "You...what do you want to do?"

"Didn't I just say that?" Li Xingshan waved the photos in his hand, and said with a smile: "I decided to combine these photos into a photobook and sell them throughout Daozuma, including your Haizhi Island, named after me. After thinking about it, let’s call it Miko’s Secret, what do you think?”

"If you really dare to do this..." Coral Palace Xinhai threatened again: "I...I will really die for you to see."

"Then you just die." Li Xingshan stared coldly at the Xinhai of the Coral Palace, and said, "You don't really think that your death can threaten me, right? I just don't want to make enemies with mad dogs, it doesn't mean I'm afraid of mad dogs, at most it's just a few bites, but don't worry, if you really die, I'll strip your body and hang it at the gate of Daoju City to let everyone know, and I will follow the fate of the right!"

Chapter 946 Miss Coral Palace, You Don't Want These Photos...

Coral Palace Xinhai was startled and frightened. As a strategist who is good at strategizing, she certainly understands that the most important thing in negotiating is to know the cards of both sides. Now that all the cards of her own have been played, she can only kill at will.

To be honest, she is not afraid of death, what's more, she also knows that the shogunate army would not dare to kill herself easily, but if those shameful photos are really spread, not only her ugliness will be seen by the whole rice wife , and more importantly, the current God Miko will also become a laughing stock.

This is definitely a huge blow to the morale of the rebels.

If it was a little more sinister, before the two armies started fighting, they would throw out these photos of Coral Palace Xinhai and then laugh at them. It is estimated that the rebels would be punished with a "50% reduction in morale."

Of course, there may also be a positive buff that "increases the excitement value by 30%".

"So, Lord Coral Palace," Li Xingshan flicked the photos in his hand, and they immediately fell to the ground like snowflakes. He smiled, "You don't want your subordinates to see these photos either."

"Please... please..." Coral Palace Xinhai blushed and murmured, "Don't do that kind of thing!"

"Are you finally going to negotiate with me calmly?" Li Xingshan then sat in front of Xinhai of Coral Palace, and said with a smile: "As long as you promise me one request, I will immediately put you back in full .”

Coral Palace Xinhai frowned, and said: "If I'm not wrong, you should... want me to declare a truce with the shogunate army."

"You are really smart," Li Xingshan nodded, and said, "If this war continues, neither side will gain anything. I think you should have a deeper understanding of this than me."

As the leader of the Coral Palace, Xinhai is very clear that the reason why this war can last until now is largely due to the belief of the people of Haizhi Island in themselves.

"That's why you are so eager to end the battlefield in order to reduce the pressure on supplies." Li Xingshan seemed to have grasped the heart of Coral Palace, and said, "Otherwise, with your foresight, you wouldn't have fallen for me so easily. trap."

Li Xingshan is indeed not good at military affairs, but he has already figured out the human heart.

Coral Palace pondered for a moment, finally sighed, and said helplessly: "I...I promise you."

"Don't worry, I also know your difficulties." Li Xingshan took out the documents he had prepared long ago, and said, "This is the armistice agreement I prepared long ago. I don't think you will disagree with some of the above conditions. satisfy."

Coral Palace Xinhai frowned, and said: "You tied me so tightly, what do you want me to think?"

"The rope that binds the dragon is naturally more important," Li Xingshan joked, "I'll untie it for you right now."

He is not afraid of any small moves by Coral Palace Xinhai, let alone Shenli Linghua is standing by, ready to protect himself at any time, this Coral Palace Xinhai is a military adviser after all, and it is impossible for the shogunate army to protect him. escaped from the big tent.

No matter how smart Zhuge Liang was, he couldn't have entered and exited seven times like Zhao Zilong.

"Wait a minute, don't...don't touch me." Seeing that Li Xingshan's hand was about to reach out, Shan Huan Hai Xinhai blushed again, and said, "You go out first and let Miss Linghua untie me , and... at least let me wear something."

This is true, even if the armistice agreement loses power and humiliates the country, there is no reason for people to sign it barehanded.

Li Xingshan nodded, then got up, winked at Shenli Linghua, and then walked out of the camp.

Shenli Linghua was holding the clothes she had prepared long ago, and while untying the heart of the Coral Palace, she said: "I know, you must hate our husband and wife now, but he always keeps his word, and I guarantee it with my life. You can absolutely trust him."

"I don't hate you. As the saying goes, 'Soldiers never tire of cheating'. I didn't see your strategy, which can only show that I am not strong enough." Coral Palace Xinhai sighed, and said: "I just don't understand why you are such an excellent woman. , will...will marry that despicable and shameless person."

"Do you know, if it wasn't for him, I should have died a long time ago." Shenli Linghua began to tell the Coral Palace Xinhai what happened to her before.

I don't know how long it took before Kansato Linghua's voice came from inside the tent: "Husband, come in."

Li Xingshan walked into the tent, and saw that Coral Palace Xinhai had already changed his clothes. I don't know if it was his illusion, but the girl in front of him looked at him with less hatred.

During the period just now, Shenli Linghua told Coral Palace Xinhai all the things Li Xingshan had done for her, and this changed her opinion of Li Xingshan a little.

"What about the armistice agreement?" Coral Palace Xinhai whispered: "Let me see."

Li Xingshan nodded, and handed over the armistice agreement. Coral Palace Xinhai stared at it, but her eyes widened. After reading it, she looked puzzled and said, "Why are there so many in the armistice agreement?" Policies that benefit Haizhi Island?"

"Nowadays, Daoqiu Guotai and Minan are developing rapidly, so it's no problem to give some profits to you," Li Xingshan replied truthfully, "I'm different from Jiutiao Xiaoxing. He's a soldier who only wants to win, but I'm a businessman. What we want is a win-win situation.”

"You really...are a weirdo." Coral Palace Xinhai actually showed a wry smile on his face: "Now I feel that losing to you is not completely unreasonable."

"However," Li Xingshan picked up the "photo album" in his hand again, and said with a smile, "I will put these photos of you in the secret room of the shogunate. Time to print a million copies of it."

When Coral Palace Xinhai heard this, although he was not reconciled, he could only accept his fate and said, "You have to promise me that you will never...absolutely not let a fourth person see these photos."

"Don't worry, I'm still reluctant to let you show it to others," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "I have the most, and occasionally show it for myself."

"That won't work either!" Coral Palace Xinhai exclaimed angrily, "Linghua, don't you care about him?"

Although she is a shrine maiden, she is still quite conservative in her bones. Naturally, she can't understand how, as a wife, Kamisato Ayaka would allow her husband to admire other women.

"I can't control him." Kansato Linghua shrugged slightly and said with a smile, "There may be more women he has admired in his life than you and I have ever seen."

Chapter 947 Open champagne to celebrate the victory!

Coral Palace Xinhai was quite surprised by what Shenli Linghua said.

Is your rice wife's married life so open?

Shock aquarium fish all year long.

"Okay, then it's such a happy decision." Li Xingshan finally heaved a sigh of relief when he watched Coral Palace Xinhai personally sign his name on the armistice agreement, and said, "Master Coral Palace will be invited tonight Stay here for one night, and tomorrow I will immediately send someone to send you away... By the way, there are still a few rebels who are going to rescue you."

"What?" Coral Palace Xinhai asked in surprise, "Is...someone came to save me?"

"Yeah, those guys who are not afraid of death actually broke in directly," Li Xingshan said with a smile: "But don't worry, I won't hurt them, after all... the war will end soon gone."

Seeing that Li Xingshan and Shenli Linghua were about to leave, Coral Palace Xinhai suddenly said, "Wait...wait a minute!"

"Is there anything else?" Li Xingshan wondered.

"Can you please take off your helmet," Coral Palace Xinhai said seriously, "I want to see clearly what the person who defeated me looks like."

Although Li Xingshan didn't cover his face, the exaggerated antler helmet still blocked most of his face. Coupled with the long beard on his chin, it was really hard to see his appearance clearly.

Li Xingshan smiled helplessly, but still took off the helmet. At this time, he was nearly half a hundred years old, and he was not as good at maintenance as Kamisato Ayaka. Standing with her, he was not so much a husband and wife, but more like a father and daughter .

However, that mature, stable, and confident look has a little more charm than those handsome young men.

There was a blush on Xinhai's cheeks in Coral Palace, and then she nodded and said: "Your appearance...I have written it down."

"I think you probably won't want to see this face again." Li Xingshan said with a smile, "Don't worry, if there are no accidents, today should be the last time you see me."

After all, the two of them left the camp, and seeing their leaving backs, a sense of melancholy rose in Xinhai's heart in Coral Palace.

Could it be... because of losing to this man?

Coral Palace Xinhai, who has always been good at giving others tricks, seems to have encountered a difficult problem that cannot be solved no matter what.

On the other side, as soon as Li Xingshan and Shenli Linghua entered the camp, one hand began to be dishonest, and before turning on the light, they took advantage of the darkness to swim on his wife's body.

Although Ayaka Kamisato is over 40 years old, but with proper maintenance, she looks even more charming. After giving birth, a certain organ on her body that was originally of an ordinary standard has increased by two top-quality organs in one go, making Li Xingshan love her. Don't let go.

"Hate it, are you ashamed?" Kanli Linghua said in a low voice: "You bastard, your eyes have been circling around Shan Shan Gong Xinhai just now. If I hadn't stopped you, you might have really turned him on." It's done."

"My lady, what's there to be ashamed of? Besides, that little girl doesn't look like you." Li Xingshan said cheekily, "Shouldn't Shanhu Palace Xinhai sign an armistice agreement? Isn't it worth celebrating? Would you like a bottle of champagne?"

"You're talking nonsense again," Kansato Linghua said with a helpless smile, "I'm marching and fighting, how can there be champagne for you?"

Li Xingshan whispered in Shenli Linghua's ear: "Aren't you the one? I want you..."

While talking, he lit the oil lamp in the tent, but the next scene made the young couple change their expressions immediately.

I saw that the main battalion was full of generals who were enforcing the Heavenly Territory. Standing in the middle was Guobeng, and the Tangjima Dragon and Tangjima Tiger brothers. A bottle of champagne, and said with some embarrassment: "I...we know that you have signed the armistice agreement, so we are going to celebrate and give you a surprise..."

Rao Li Xingshan, who was as thick-skinned as a corner of a city wall, couldn't help but blushed at this moment, coughed twice, and said: "Tomorrow...tomorrow will have my own arrangements for the celebration. , you guys... go back and rest early."

As soon as everyone heard this, they dispersed immediately, for fear that if they ran away later, they would be punished for the crime of "listening to the boss's private words". In the end, Guobeng was the only one left.

"I'm not leaving," Guobeng glanced at his embarrassed brother and sister-in-law, and said with a smirk, "I'll open champagne with you."

When Kanli Linghua heard this, her face turned red again, and she murmured, "Open... what kind of champagne..."

"That's what I'm talking about," Guobeng raised the champagne in his hand, and said with a smile, "I bought this from a merchant in the Winter Solstice Kingdom, and I kept it hidden all the time, just waiting for today's celebration."

"Okay, let's go."

Li Xingshan blew out the oil lamp, and hugged his wife and younger sister to the bed amidst laughter.

That night, he opened three bottles of champagne.

【Exit Somatosensory Mode】

【Enter text mode】

[Complete task: Make Coral Palace Xinhai admit defeat]

[Reward item obtained: Coral Palace Xinhai's Secret Photo]

[Effect: In this portrait, a total of 100 photos of Coral Palace Xinhai are stored, which can be used as "chips" for negotiations with Coral Palace Xinhai. Every time a photo is consumed, the probability of successful negotiation can be increased]

[Introduction: It will only be consumed when it is used as a prop, and it will not be consumed if it is used normally, please rest assured to reward]

Dry!

Does self-reward count as "use"?

This "reward item" is quite interesting, although it seems to be very limited, it can only be used for the character "Coral Palace Heart Sea".

But she is the leader of Haizhi Island, that is to say, being able to negotiate with her is equivalent to negotiating with the entire Haizhi Island. For example, if the content of the negotiation is "let Haizhi Island admit defeat" and succeed, Then Li Xingshan should also be able to rely on this achievement to ask General Lei Dian to help him break the ring of confusion.

Of course, some other "strange" requests may also be made.

In short, this is a rare good thing, you have to keep it well.

[Under your strategy, Coral Palace Xinhai signed an armistice agreement, officially ending this intermittent war that lasted for decades, and finally eased the relationship between Haizhi Island and the shogunate]

[This is naturally an extraordinary feat, and besides you as the leader of the heavens, the other two great heroes are Guobeng, who went out with you and defeated countless enemies, and the hidden rebels, and deceived the Coral Palace Ayaka Kamisato, whose heart has fallen into a trap, has also been rewarded by General Raiden]

Chapter 948: The Secret of General Thunderbolt

[Ayaka Kansato cleared the charges of colluding with the Kaiji Island rebels because of making amends. Not only that, but under your coincidence, the reason for the rebellion back then became "God The purpose of the Li family is to win the trust of Haiji Island\