Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

"That would be a pity," Li Xingshan teased, "This is the rootless water of the fairy family. If it is used to grow flowers and grass, maybe some fairy seeds will grow."

"No!" Shen He turned around, and just about to stop it, he was surprised to find that the chamber pot, which he had filled to the brim, was empty at this time, and he couldn't help asking: "My... What about that?"

"It's already been disposed of," Li Xingshan said with a shrug, "We can't just let the servants of Shenli's family dump it...they may not be able to carry it."

"Wow... how can it be so exaggerated!" Shen He said angrily, "Go get me something to eat, I... I'm hungry."

"Of order~" Li Xingshan pinched Shen He's face, and said, "Then you can take a rest."

"Wait..." Shen He looked at Li Xingshan's hand, frowned and said, "Did you...didn't wash your hands after helping me just now."

Li Xingshan: "Do you see that I have the skills to wash my hands... eh!"

With the sound of fighting, Li Xingshan was blasted out of Shen He's room, and subconsciously muttered: "Anyway, it's all the water on my body, what's so disgusting..."

He hadn't taken two steps forward, but he saw a familiar figure suddenly swaying from the corner, and before he could see his face clearly, a sharp knife had already slashed towards his face.

Li Xingshan had already reacted when he heard the sound of the blade piercing through the air. He instantly pulled out the demon sword Muramasa from his waist, and with a "crush", it touched the blade that came from the sneak attack , hit a spark.

"Sackcloth?"

Li Xingshan saw the person who made the knife clearly, and couldn't help but bewildered: "What are you doing, come to cheat, come to attack me, a little comrade in his twenties?"

"I'm just afraid that you have indulged in gentleness recently and neglected to practice," Mai Lei then withdrew his knife and said expressionlessly: "It seems that you haven't regressed too much."

In fact, Li Xingshan's strength has reached the current stage, and there is no such thing as a "regression". Because of the blessing of various positive BUFFs, even if he does not practice deliberately, his strength will not continue to improve, but will only become stronger and stronger. Sail along the water, if you don't retreat, you will advance.

"Where am I indulging in tenderness..." Li Xingshan couldn't laugh or cry and said, "Ahe came all the way from Liyue to find me, so I should accompany him anyway."

"So..." Raiden Mai casually said, "When you dated Shen He yesterday...can't help but something is wrong?"

"When you say that, it seems a bit strange." Li Xingshan recalled what happened yesterday, touched his chin and said, "However, girls are always weird, you see, even you are too, The more human you are, the less I can see through you."

"I just became stronger than before," Raiden Mai said lightly: "Next time, if you have time, come and compete with me."

"Of course that kind of thing is fine, but it's better to say it in advance," Li Xingshan said helplessly, "If it's a sneak attack like just now, if I accidentally chop you up, I'll regret it to death."

"What is there to regret?" Raiden Mai seemed a little puzzled and said: "I am a doll, if it is damaged, I will fix it."

"But..." Li Xingshan said seriously, "You are no longer a puppet in my heart."

Leiden Mai's face turned red, but he quickly returned to normal, and said coldly: "This is the knife you asked me to help transform, and it has been completed."

As she said that, she handed over the knife that had attacked Li Xingshan forcefully just now.

In fact, it was Li Xingshan's own "Raikiri", just to convince Kansato Ayaka that this knife was remodeled by her "Raikiri". For her, these tasks are naturally a breeze.

"As expected of you, this job is really good." Looking at Lei Qie in his hand, Li Xingshan said in admiration: "If the job in that aspect is also so good, then it will be perfect."

This was originally just a joke, but Raiden Mai said seriously: "I have a self-learning program. If you want to improve my ability in a certain aspect, please give me the corresponding information."

"So there will be that kind of information...if there is any, it will be banned." Li Xingshan scratched his cheek and said: "Okay, I will go to other things first, this matter Let's talk about it when we have a chance."

Looking at Li Xingshan's leaving back, Raiden Mai sighed silently, and said to himself: "I also want...to make you happier, but I really don't know what to do. "

"Do you want to know?"

Seeing that Yae Shenzi suddenly appeared from behind Raiden Mai like a ghost, with a smile on his face, he said: "I have heard the conversation just now."

"Listening to everything will only hurt you," Raiden Mai said expressionlessly, "What's the matter?"

"Didn't you just say that you want to study materials?" Yae Shenzi narrowed his fox eyes slightly, and said, "You want to read it? There are good ones in my room."

"Really?" Raiden Mai asked in doubt.

"Come on, you'll know when you come," Yae Kamiko grabbed Raiden Mai's wrist and said with a smile, "Sister Kamiko can still trick you?"

Passing through a corridor, Yae Kamiko walked into his room with Raiden Sackcloth. Obviously he was only staying there temporarily, but there were already a lot of books piled up on the bookshelves and desks in this room.

"These are all new works sent by Yaedo for me to review," Yaeko opened the drawer, took out a dozen books that were not bound but simply bound, and said with a smile: "As for these, It is because some content is too delicate, and works that have not passed the review, go back and take a good look, and you will definitely gain something."

Raiden Mai looked at the covers of those novels, but frowned, and murmured: ""I lost to General Raiden's Three-Inch Tongue", "Rice Wife's Deceitful Story: Amusing Fox Milk", " I, who was reincarnated as Miss Shinri, became Oiran Yoshiwara"... What kind of inexplicable names are these?"

Chapter 977

There was a mysterious smile on the face of Yae Shenzi, and he said: "You will know when you take it back and read it. Remember, these are all 'banned books'. Don't let others see them."

Although Raiden Mai felt a little puzzled, she still put away those strange booklets, and then left Yae Kamiko's room.

At this time, she didn't realize that what she was about to open was a door to a new world.

.........

In the afternoon, there is a martial arts field.

"It's now!"

Facing the lightning arrow swung by Yae Kamiko, Kamisato Ayaka, who was holding "Raikiri", swung a knife with extremely delicate timing, only to see that the originally sharp thunder arrow suddenly changed direction, and turned towards Yae The Son of God shot away in relief.

Yae Shenzi waved her hand lightly, and the thunderbolt disappeared in an instant. She clapped her hands and said with a smile, "That's right, you've managed to defuse eight out of ten attacks. If you practice for a while, you should be able to hit every shot with a hundred hits." .”

"It's really...it's unbelievable," Kansato Linghua looked at the blade in his hand, and murmured, "Brother Li, it's not so much that I have become stronger, it's better to say that this knife is too powerful gone."

Indeed, this is a serious S-class weapon, and her own two magnet knives are good against ordinary thunder elements, but if they are used against general thunder and lightning, they are no different from toys.

"It's just a small improvement," Li Xingshan said casually, "Without the blessing of your saber skills, it's just a scrap of iron."

Kanli Linghua was just about to speak, but saw Toma suddenly barging in from the martial arts arena, with a strange look on his face, and said, "I'm telling Missy, Lord Kujosara is here to visit."

"Miss Kutiao?" Kamisato Linghua couldn't help being a little surprised. After all, she had almost never visited the house before, so she nodded and said, "I see, I'll go see her right away."

"No...no," Thomas shook his head, and said, "She said the person she met was Mr. Li."

"See me?" Li Xingshan was startled, but he suddenly thought of the farce that happened yesterday, so he was unavoidably nervous.

Good guy, she couldn't be more angry when she went back yesterday, so she came here to settle accounts with me today, right?

At least, it's better not to let Kanli Linghua know about the passionate kiss she had with Kujo Sara yesterday, so Li Xingshan quickly said: "I see, I'll go see her now..."

However, before she finished speaking, she only heard a burst of hurried footsteps coming from outside the door, and with a "snap", the wooden door opened, and a short-haired beauty walked in aggressively.

"Excuse me, Miss Shenli," Jiujo Shaluo swept his gaze around the martial arts arena, but finally landed on Li Xingshan: "You are indeed here."

"Yo, what's going on? Are you in such a hurry?" Yae Shenzi walked over gracefully, and said with a smile on his face, "How did this kid offend you? Let's teach him a lesson for you."

Kanli Linghua glanced at Yae Miko, and saw that she also blinked quietly at him.

How did Li Xingshan know that these two people who were clearly "absent" yesterday knew the whole story clearly.

Jiutiao Shaluo looked at the two women, frowned slightly and said: "He didn't do anything wrong, I just... have something to ask him, I wonder if I can lend him for half a day."

"Miss Kujo," Kamisato Ayaka said with a rare tough look, "My Kamisato House is not stingy. If you want to borrow all the things in the Kamisato House, you can discuss it, but Brother Li is not a thing. , how can you just borrow it if you say it?"

Jiutiao Shaluo's expression froze, Li Xingshan was afraid that she would fight impulsively, and was ready to stop her.

Unexpectedly, she lowered her head slowly, bowed her body, and said respectfully: "I know this request is indeed too much, but... please!"

As the saying goes, don't reach out to hit a smiling face. Seeing Kujo Sara's humble attitude, Kamisato Linghua felt a little embarrassed.

"Cough cough!" Li Xingshan coughed lightly twice, and said, "Since Lord Yaegong and Miss Shenli are here, she can't do me any harm. I'll just go along with her."

"I...I understand," Kansato Linghua nodded, and said, "Since it's half a day, if you don't come back before dawn tomorrow, I will go to Tianling with Lord Gong Si to serve important people." .”

She knew her identity, and that old fox Kutiao Xiaoxing probably wouldn't be afraid, but if Yae Shenzi was added, it would be different.

"clear."

Only then did Jiutiao Shaluo raise his head, glanced at Li Xingshan, and said calmly, "Come with me."

Li Xingshan swallowed, and then left the martial arts arena with Jiutiao Shaluo.

"Master Gong Si..." Looking at the backs of the two leaving, Kanli Linghua seemed to be a little worried, and murmured: "You think he should be fine?"

"Don't worry, although that Tengu girl always has a straight face, she is not a bad person," Yae Miko comforted, "Besides, that guy himself is not an easy character to deal with."

Jiutiao Shaluo brought Li Xingshan to a corner, but stopped when he saw no one around.

"If you came to me because of what happened yesterday," Li Xingshan said with some embarrassment, "I can only say I'm sorry..."

However, Jiutiao Shaluo did not answer his words, but just handed him a newspaper, and said indifferently: "Look at this."

Li Xingshan took the newspaper with some perplexity, and saw that the most conspicuous page was actually the scene of him kissing Kutiaosara passionately. He glanced at the headline again, and naturally immediately understood what happened.

"This group of unscrupulous media is going too far!" Li Xingshan laughed out loud angrily, and said, "Can you bear this? Which tabloid published it, let's review it now!"

Not to mention the nine-tie robes, even Li Xingshan couldn't bear this matter, and if he found a publishing house, he would have to make a fuss about it.

"No need," Jiutiao Shaluo shook his head and said, "It's already too late."

Li Xingshan murmured: "It's late? Could it be... have you smashed that newspaper?"

"No, I mean, this newspaper..." Jiujo Saluo sighed and said, "It has been seen by the adoptive father."

"Google..."

Li Xingshan subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and said, "You mean... Lord Tianling Xingxing? How did he react?"

Jiutiao Shaluo narrowed his eyes and glanced at Li Xingshan, and said, "If your daughter, whom you have raised for more than ten years, kissed a strange foreign man in the street, and was secretly photographed and made headlines in the newspaper, you... What will be the reaction?"

Chapter 978 Are you meeting your parents now?

"do not talk......"

Hearing this, Li Xingshan felt a lingering fear in his heart.

It seems that the unscrupulous newspaper and myself will inevitably die, and of course, it is also possible that neither of them can escape.

Although Li Xingshan has never been in contact with Jiutiao Xiaoxing in reality, but based on the understanding in the simulator, he probably knows what kind of character this Tianling Fengxing is.

"The reason why I came to you is precisely because..." Jiutiao Shaluo paused, and said, "Father, he wants to see you."

Hearing this, Li Xingshan only felt a "thump" in his heart.

"That..." Li Xingshan wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, and said, "How does he plan to punish me? Will he put me in a cement bucket and throw me into the sea, or find a place in the wilderness to bury me?" Woolen cloth?"

Jiutiao Shaluo is obviously not a character suitable for joking, she actually said seriously: "If you just want to dispose of the corpse, there is a more effective method for Tianling Pursuing... Wait, why do you think so?"

"Isn't he looking for me this time to raise his teacher's guilt?" Li Xingshan said helplessly.

"No, that's actually what I meant," Jiutiao Shaluo said seriously: "To be precise, this is exactly what I hope you can help me with."

"What's the matter?" Li Xingshan wondered.

"Over the years, my adoptive father has been arguing about my marriage. You should also know that as the adopted daughter of the Jiutiao family, it is nothing more than a political marriage in the final analysis, but I don't want to rely on men to realize my value," Jiutiao Saluo He patted Li Xingshan on the shoulder and said, "Just in time, you showed up."

"Wait, don't you mean..." Li Xingshan seemed to understand the meaning of Jiutiao Shaluo, and murmured: "Pretend to be a couple with me?"

"To be precise, it's my fiancé," Jiutiao Shaluo said solemnly, "Don't worry, it's just a name, as long as it can be delayed for three to five years, when I pass the age suitable for marriage, it will be fine."

"This... is this feasible?" Li Xingshan hesitated, "Will your adoptive father allow you to marry a foreigner of unknown origin?"

"Yifu is a very traditional person. If he knows that our raw rice has been cooked, even if he is not satisfied with you, he will not stop it forcibly." Jiutiao Shaluo took out another piece of paper, handed it to Li Xingshan, and said: "This It's the new identity I prepared for you, you should memorize it carefully and don't make any mistakes, otherwise, the adoptive father will definitely see the flaws easily."

"Wait a minute!" Li Xingshan said with some embarrassment: "Is there a possibility that I haven't agreed to your request yet?"

Jiutiao Shaluo nodded, and said: "Since this is the case, I can only do this..."

After all, she suddenly pulled out a stalk from her waist, Li Xingshan said in shock: "Why? Want to use a strong one? Let me tell you, I have practiced it before, so I am not afraid of you."

In terms of strength, Jiutiao Shaluo is naturally not Li Xingshan's opponent, but taking action against her is equivalent to directly declaring war with Tianling. Li Xingshan still has to weigh whether this trouble can be caused or not.

However, Jiutiao Shaluo did not do anything to Li Xingshan, but pressed his ribs on his lower abdomen, and said without changing his face: "If you are not willing to admit our relationship in front of foster father, it proves that I am indeed She is an unscrupulous woman who can do things wrong with a man she just met, and in order to prove my innocence, I can only... kill myself."

Let me go, are all of your family miraculous in Guan Gu?

He cut seppuku every minute for others to see!

"If you have something to say, don't move, you will die!" Li Xingshan quickly pressed Jiutiao Saluo's hand, crying and laughing: "I'll go! Can't I go? But it's okay, I'll just go This time, no matter what the result is, it's none of my business!"

Hearing what Li Xingshan said, Jiutiao Shaluo's face was always gloomy, and finally showed a hint of relief, saying: "Before I go, I will buy you a new outfit. Of course, I will pay for it."

To be honest, Li Xingshan did not lack this little money, but he was really polite if he couldn't hold on to Jiutiaoshaluo, so he took Li Xingshan directly to a custom-made clothing store and changed into a new suit, and the price was indeed not cheap.

However, perhaps because of the reputation of Tianling, the boss also gave a good discount.

"How do you feel?" Looking at the neatly dressed Li Xingshan in front of him, Jiutiao Shaluo felt a feeling he had never felt before, as if the man in front of him was much more pleasing to the eye than before.

There is some truth in the saying that a man depends on his clothes and a horse depends on his saddle.

"I'm not used to it," Li Xingshan replied honestly, "Liyue's clothes are more suitable for me, by the way... Where are my original clothes?"

"Those clothes, just throw them away." Jiutiao Shaluo crossed his arms and said, "It looks like ordinary clothes."

"That can't be done!" Li Xingshan said hastily, "I have to keep those clothes."