Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

As for the door, it was useless in front of Rosalia. She took out a hairpin and easily pried it open.

After opening the room, I saw that the not-so-small space was already filled with some kind of thin smoke, and a strange fragrance continued to spread towards Rosalia's nasal cavity.

Familiar with all kinds of potions, she immediately frowned. This fragrance is not some kind of poison, but to be precise, it should be some kind of rather precious incense.

I used to sneak into Liyue Port before, and bought some from that woman named Yinger, saying that a man would be interested immediately after smelling it, but after I wiped it, the idiot head But only one sentence came: "Hey, there are no mosquitoes in winter, what kind of toilet water to use."

Rosalia was so angry that he almost stuffed the incense into his mouth.

She looked around and realized that there was no one in the room.

"Strange, didn't you agree to treat that guy?" Rosalia tiptoed forward, afraid of accidentally disturbing the two of them, she said to herself, "Why are you two missing?" gone?"

At this moment, there was a low rustling sound not far away. Rosalia was startled, and hurriedly groped forward through the smoke. She didn't pay attention to her feet for a while, but she stepped on the air and landed directly. go down.

Hearing a "plop", he felt as if he had fallen into some kind of sticky liquid, and at this moment, the surrounding fog dissipated instantly.

But the scene in front of her almost made Rosalia, a well-informed woman, almost cry out in shock.

She was in a pool, and in front of her, the man she had worried about for two days and two nights was "entangled" with a woman with a fish tail.

That's right, it was "entanglement" in the true sense, that slender and supple fish tail surrounded Li Xingshan's body for a while.

"Miss Coral Palace?"

Rosalia finally saw the face of the man with the fishtail clearly, and couldn't help asking in surprise, "You... what are you doing?"

Her voice seemed to startle Coral Palace Xinhai who was undergoing "treatment". The long and narrow fish tail twitched for a while, but it instantly turned back into a human leg, and Coral Palace Xinhai lost its "support". Naturally, it also fell off and floated in the pool water.

"Oops..." Coral Palace Xinhai's voice was extremely weak: "It was clearly at the last moment...but it was...interrupted..."

"What's going on?" Rosalia also seemed to realize that she had gotten into trouble, and asked quickly, "How is the leader now?"

"My secret technique must keep him in a state of blood bursting all the time, so as to awaken his vitality..." Coral Palace Xinhai frowned and said: "Relying on the state just now, I can barely hold on until the end. An hour, but...you were so frightened that you failed..."

"I'm sorry! I...I just want to see the situation!" Rosalia said anxiously, "What should I do now? You...can you continue?"

"I have...no...energy..." Coral Palace Xinhai floated limply in the pool like a jellyfish, humming softly: "I'm so sleepy!" ...I'm so tired...I really want to rest..."

Rosalia did not expect that the Lord Coral Palace, who always seemed to have a plan in mind, would have such an aggrieved side. She immediately said: "Don't sleep! Tell me, what should I do next?"

"Next, it's up to you..." Coral Palace Xinhai slowly closed his eyes, and murmured: "Don't let the banner of victory... fall down."

Victory banner?

Rosalia blushed, she naturally knew what the "flag" was in the heart of the Coral Palace.

Although she has no actual combat experience, she still knows some basic knowledge. After all, when the team leader and the counselor "have a small meeting", she has also secretly peeped, and she knows that if she does not rely on external "support", It didn't take long for the flag to change back and fall on its own.

"As long as...you can keep this banner up for another hour?"

Rosalia blushed, and muttered to herself: "I remember, that guy Keqing seems to be doing this..."

She used to secretly practice with cucumbers in the kitchen to avoid being ridiculed by Li Xingshan in "just in case".

It's a pity that this "what if" has never happened.

It's no wonder, let's not say that the head of the team is originally a big boss who is full of wars, and the fact that there is a crippled wife in his hometown also makes it impossible for him to steal outside.

But now, it is a special case.

Although a little unskilled, even a young Puxi is enough to wake up a fighting rooster.

You can do it, if Keqing can do it, you can definitely do it too!

Rosalia could easily find the dead spot on the enemy, but when she came to her, she couldn't find the way for a long time.

"Wrong, it should be a little lower..."

Suddenly, a leisurely voice came from behind her: "Don't... go the wrong way..."

Chapter 1063 The Banner of Victory and the Unopened Door

Rosalia was taken aback for a moment, and turned her head quickly, only to see the sea of ​​hearts in the Coral Palace was still floating leisurely, and she closed her eyes and whispered softly: "There is only one cloaca...so it won't Wrong way..."

"Dream... talk in your sleep?"

Although I don't know the specific situation, the "dream talk" in Coral Palace Xinhai did provide Rosalia with effective guidance.

Is that so?

She didn't expect that this military adviser who had always been advising only for Captain Li would actually help her this time.

There are two roads, and one of them will become more muddy.

She slowly closed her eyes, and let the flag symbolizing victory open the door that had never been opened until the blood dyed the flag red.

.........

After several hours.

Li Xingshan slowly opened his eyes, he felt as if he had a long, long dream.

Wait, why do you feel wet?

Only then did he realize that he was actually sitting in a pool, leaning against the edge of the pool, and beside him, there were two women leaning against each other, namely Coral Palace Xinhai and Rosalia.

But fortunately, they just seemed to be asleep, and their faces all looked ruddy.

Especially Rosalia, even the signature dark circles on her face have disappeared at this time.

It's just...why don't they have any clothes on?

As if sensing Li Xingshan's tiny movements, Rosalia and Coral Palace Xinhai slowly woke up. The eyes of the three met each other, and the atmosphere seemed a little awkward for a while.

"That..." Li Xingshan said thoughtfully, "I remember, didn't my mother get shot to death?"

"How dare you say that!"

Rosalia also seemed to have thought about the fact that she was cheated before, and she was even more furious at this time, directly stuck Li Xingshan's neck, and said angrily: "Didn't you say that you will be fine? Do you know that, You were almost blown to pieces!"

"Ebeng came here with the intention of letting the general inside point half me, but Xia came (I thought I could let General Thunder and Lightning help me block it)..." Li Xingshan's face was suppressed and he said: "Really To Seller..."

Only then did Rosalia let go of her hand, and her anger disappeared a bit, and she hugged Li Xingshan directly in her arms, saying: "Anyway, it's great that you didn't die. "

"Woooo..." Li Xingshan, who was wrapped in Rosalia's murder weapon, let out a "touched" voice.

"Well, although he has indeed recovered, his body is still relatively weak for the time being..." Coral Palace Xinhai looked at the proud weapon that he had never owned before, and said with a reddish face: "If you don't Let go of his words, maybe you will be smothered to death."

Rosalia froze for a moment, then let go of Li Xingshan, and said with a delicate expression, "That's what he deserves."

Li Xingshan quickly took two breaths of fresh air, well, he had only been alive for less than a minute, and he was almost killed by Rosalia twice.

"But, I remember... I was seriously injured..." Li Xingshan scratched the back of his head, and said, "Why... not dead now?"

"It was the military advisor who saved you," Rosalia pointed to Xinhai of the Coral Palace, narrowing her eyes slightly, and said, "Use... her body."

"Your body?" Li Xingshan opened his eyes wide and said, "Could it be that you..."

"If it is to save you, it is acceptable to pay these prices..." Xinhai of the Coral Palace blushed immediately when she heard this, and said falteringly: "After all, my blood is still a little Useful."

"So," Li Xingshan said solemnly, "Where did you give me to eat?"

Coral Palace Xinhai was silent for a while, a meaningful smile appeared on his face, and he looked at Li Xingshan with the eyes of a caring fool.

"Are you pretending to be stupid?" Rosalia raised her eyebrows and said, "What she means is that you have already seen her through."

"No...don't say it so directly!" Although Coral Palace Xinhai is clever, but she is still a girl after all, she is somewhat reserved, and even grabbed Rosalia, saying: "Obviously... ...are there many words that can refer to it?"

"Referring?" Rosalia rubbed her chin and said, "What? Eh? Eh? Or..."

"Don't talk about it, I think you are very elegant when you say it the first time." Li Xingshan rubbed his forehead and said, "So, the secret technique you mentioned...is that what it is? ? That is indeed a great effort..."

"It's okay...it's okay," Shan Shan Gong Xinhai shook his head, and said, "Compared to the contribution of your independent group, what is my contribution?"

"If you put it this way..." Li Xingshan pondered, "If even the dead can be revived, then connecting Keqing's legs is indeed not a difficult task."

Coral Palace Xinhai naturally knew what Li Xingshan meant, a gloomy look flashed in her eyes, and she said: "Of course it is possible, when your class teacher returns to court, I will go to Liyue together to heal Mrs. After the legs, come back alone..."

She knew in her heart that there is no permanent feast in the world. Now that the shogunate has been broken and the rule of General Lei Dian has been overthrown, the man in front of her, as a great hero, will naturally have a bright future after returning to Liyue, but with herself... .. There should be no chance to meet again.

Li Xingshan shook his head, and said: "No, I will go and take Keqing over."

"How can I do that?" Coral Palace Xinhai shook his head and said, "Let's not talk about the tiring journey. After the leg is healed, I need to rest. I'm afraid I won't be able to go back in a short time."

"Exactly." Li Xingshan nodded and said, "I won't go back."

Coral Palace Xinhai was slightly startled, and said: "Aren't you going back? Why...why?"

"The brothers in the independent group and I were all kicked out by Liyue. Of course, it was also because we were not good people." Li Xingshan sighed and said, "We didn't fight to the death for Liyue's sake." Moon Seven Stars is not for Yujingtai, but for... the country itself."

"Now that the shogunate has been defeated, Liyue is safe, and everyone has gotten used to the life of Dao Wife. Many brothers in the regiment already have wives and children here." Li Xingshan looked at the two women in front of him and smiled. Said: "Instead of going back and being restricted everywhere, it's better to live freely in Daozu. Anyway... there are no enemies here."

"You want to stay?" Coral Palace Xinhai murmured.

"Yes, stay, stay," Li Xingshan nodded, and said, "Why, don't you welcome us?"

Chapter 1064: Rice Wife's New Master

"Welcome! Of course you are welcome!" Coral Palace Xinhai said without hesitation: "Now that Dao's wife has just gone through a great war, and a lot of waste is waiting to be done, if you can stay, it will definitely be of great help... And, indeed Someone needs to stand up and take over the position of General Thunder."

"Replace the position of General Lei Dian?" Li Xingshan seemed to realize something, and asked in surprise, "What do you mean by that?"

"Although General Thunder and Lightning has been defeated, Daozao still needs a leader," Coral Palace Xinhai said with a smile: "The rebels fought against the shogunate not to win, but to completely wipe out the evil fire. I never thought of unifying Daozu... Since you intend to stay in Daozu, you should take over this matter."

"How can it be done?" Li Xingshan was still a little hesitant, and said, "Don't say anything else, I'm a Liyue, why did I come to Daoqi to be a general?"

"Don't worry, there are many rice wives who are dissatisfied with the high-pressure policy of the shogunate. As a hero who overthrew the power, you have already been surrounded by many people." Coral Palace Xinhai said confidently: "What's more, the rice wives always admire you. Strong man, since you can defeat General Thunder and Lightning, they will naturally accept your rule with peace of mind."

"But......"

Seeing that Li Xingshan still wanted to refuse, Rosalia finally couldn't help but said: "Lao Li, when did you become such a mother-in-law? You can't be this general? You can't be me! Besides, if you are After losing this general, he will be on an equal footing with those guys from Liyue in the future, and the expressions on their faces at that time are absolutely ridiculous."

"Besides, I will also assist you," Coral Palace Xinhai continued: "A new rice wife? It's really exciting."

"What you said makes sense." Li Xingshan touched his chin, nodded and said, "Since that's the case, I won't shirk it for now. I'll arrange it after I pick up Keqing and settle down."

【Exit Somatosensory Mode】

【Enter text mode】

[33 years old: When you return to Liyue, on the one hand, you will bring back the results of the victory, and on the other hand, you will prepare to take Keqing away]

[The fact that you completely smashed the shogunate's conspiracy not only shocked Liyue, but also the entire Tivat continent. After all, according to historical records, you are still the first human being to defeat a god head-on, no matter what the process is , at least from the results, you are indeed unprecedented]

[Although you tried to keep a low profile, you were still welcomed by the people of Liyue. Not only did you save their homeland, you also personally found the beast that invaded the country and stripped off its fangs]

[Of course, your return has also caused Liyue’s senior management, especially the Liyue Seven Stars, quite a headache. After all, according to your achievements, it is not impossible for you to inherit the position of Yan Wangdijun, but if you Joining Liyue's ruling group will inevitably cause a lot of trouble]

[This point, you naturally also saw the strangeness, so you simply put on a big show with the Tianquan star who has a better relationship among the Liyue Seven Stars. You promise, as long as the Liyue Seven Stars each give yourself a little benefit, you are willing to find A reason to leave Liyue and never return]

[Tianquanxing Xingguang made a sample first, and directly took out a huge sum of 10 billion moras as an example. When the other six stars saw this, it was naturally not easy to hide their secrets, and they put all the things at the bottom of the box. I took it out, on the surface it was a "reward" to Li Xingshan, but in fact it was to invite this great god away as soon as possible]

【Therefore, you took your wife, Keqing, and a large amount of money and treasures, and then left Liyue with your subordinates. Of course, before you left, you did not forget to re-repair Sister Yan’er’s tomb. She and you Same, also a hero worthy of being remembered by Liyue]

[After returning to Daoqi, the first thing you did was to ask Coral Palace Xinhai to help Keqing heal her leg. To be honest, maybe because of her broken leg for many years, Keqing has almost given up hope for a cure. , but unexpectedly, Coral Palace Xinhai really used the secret technique of the family to recreate metamorphosis, allowing Keqing to grow back legs]

[Of course, during the recuperation period, Keqing also knew what happened between you, Coral Palace Xinhai and Rosalia, and she acted very freely about it, after all, it was also to save your life]

[34 years old: During the recovery period of Keqing, you also began to officially take over Inazuma City. As predicted by Coral Palace Xinhai, this matter is even smoother than you imagined. Among the three major pursuits, God The Li family has long been on your side, and the Hirai family, which has been assigned to carry out the investigation, quite knows how to adapt to wind and rain, and quickly expressed their surrender to you]

[Only the Jiutiao family, which Tianling pursues, is quite troublesome to deal with. After all, Jiutiao Xiaoxing's adopted daughter and his own son were killed by you in the war. Although you said that you can ignore the past, Jiutiao Xiaoxing still chooses death rather than surrender. Suicide to express my attitude]

[You have no choice but to bury him generously and hand over the Heavenly Leader to Rosalia for temporary management]

[In the same year, you completely dismantled the "Thousand-Handed-Thousand-Eyes Statue" cast by General Raiden, and returned all the God's Eyes to their original owners. This policy was widely praised and further consolidated the new regime you established]

[35 years old: Although Coral Palace Xinhai sacrificed her pure body to save you, she still resigned as the current Goddess and chose a new successor. After losing the enemy of the shogunate, the rebels naturally There is no existence, don’t]

[Most of the rebels chose to stay on Haizhi Island and return to a peaceful life, while the other part, including Goro, followed Coral Palace Xinhai to Daozuma to assist you in the management work]

[Coral Palace Xinhai is not only outstanding in the ability of a military adviser, but also very good at internal affairs. I have to say that her ability is somewhat overkill for Haizhidao, but in Daozuma City, she can show it to the fullest. Fist]

[In order to allow her to play to the fullest, you specially set up an official position for her that is more powerful than "Guan Bai"—Prime Minister. Due to countless achievements during the ruling period, when future generations talk about history, it is this Coral Palace Prime Minister who is more important. Discussion—Of course, compared to her achievements, the fact that she gave birth to three children for the current general is more discussed]

[36 years old: As for General Thunderbolt, she didn't really "dead". Her body was found to be a kind of man-made doll after recovery and research. Its consciousness is sealed in the remains of the "Statue of Thousand Hands and Thousand Eyes" as punishment for launching a war of aggression]

Chapter 1065 The Mask of the God of Pleasure

[At this point, Dao's wife has officially changed the dynasty and opened a new chapter. Under your influence, this country has also incorporated more Liyue culture. Finally, hundreds of years later, due to cultural convergence, it was finally merged into Liyue. Yue, but your name will always be remembered in the hearts of the two peoples]

[This life simulation is over]