Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

"How many years has your mother been gone?" Li Xingshan suddenly changed the subject: "Do you still remember?"

"Of course I don't dare to forget," Kujo Masahito replied hastily, "It's been fourteen years since now."

Li Xingshan said solemnly: "That's right, for the past fourteen years, for the sake of my father, for the sake of heaven, and for my wife, it can be said that I have dedicated myself to death, right?"

"Of course!" Jiu Tiao Zhengren nodded and said, "If anyone dares to question this, I will be the first to spare him!"

"Zhengren, you have been away in the army all year round, and you often haven't met a woman for several months, and you haven't married yet." Li Xingshan patted him on the shoulder and said, "So every time you come back, you say that you are here to visit us, In fact, half of the time, I hang out in Yoshiwara Flower Street, right?"

Jiu Tiao Zhengren blushed and said, "I'm sorry, Father, I shouldn't..."

"I didn't say you shouldn't," Li Xingshan softened his tone a bit: "It's normal for a man to be unable to hold back, you see, you can't stand it after a few months, for father... But it’s been a full 14 years.”

Masahito Kujo seemed to realize something, looked at the two beautiful girls beside "Father", and murmured, "Could it be that these two girls belong to Father..."

"What do you think?" Li Xingshan nodded, then suddenly stretched out his hand, and patted Qi Liangliang's back. Although the little girl was too ashamed, she also knew that she should not act rashly at this time, so she could only enjoy it silently... ..Oh no, I endured it: "I spent half my life for my father and my wife, can't I enjoy it?"

This scene seems to have completely collapsed Masahito Kujo's outlook on life over the past few decades. In his impression, his father has always been unsmiling and dedicated to his duties, and he is not close to a woman at all.

But I didn't expect that today I ran into my father with his "mistress", and there were two of them.

Please, in a few years, the old man will be old enough to be their grandfather!

It's really old and strong!

"Zhengren," Li Xingshan patted Jiutiao Zhengren's shoulder, and said with a soft smile, "Before becoming a father, I was too harsh on your brothers, alienated you, and made you fear me too much. In fact, there is no need to be like this. Now You have also seen that the father is just an ordinary person, and a man with needs... In the future, we father and son will not have to have such a relationship. This matter should be regarded as a little secret between us. ?”

[The "Liar Eater" talent activates! 】

[Liar Eater: When you tell a lie, there is a 10% chance that the other party will believe your lie unconditionally. When someone lies to you, there is a 10% probability that you can see through the other person's lie]

Kutiao Zhengren's eyes were a little moist. Although he was a strong general in front of outsiders, he was just a child who lacked fatherly love in front of this strict father.

Coupled with Li Xingshan's talent, he didn't have any doubts.

Now, being able to get this gentle father's love naturally moved Masahito Kujo very much. As for the trivial matter of his father taking care of his mistress, it seemed not important at all.

Indeed, my father holds authority, one person is under one person and over ten thousand people, what's wrong with wanting to enjoy it?

"Don't worry, Father, I will never tell anyone, even Kamaji." Kujo Masahito wiped the wet corners of his eyes, and said seriously: "There are so many eyeliners in the city, you must not be able to use them, go out of the city That's a really good idea, by the way..."

As he said that, Jiu Tiao Zhengren seemed to have thought of something. He took out a delicate porcelain bottle from his waist, handed it to Li Xingshan, and said, "This is some medicine for nourishing the essence and nourishing the kidney. , but please take it with you.”

Replenish your energy?

Li Xingshan didn't seem to realize that he misunderstood the words, so in order not to be suspected, he simply accepted it and said, "Time is running out, so I will leave for my father."

"I wish you prosperous martial arts!" Kutiao Zhengren bowed to him again, and this sentence seemed to have another deep meaning.

It wasn't until the figure of "Nine Tiao Filial Piety" completely disappeared that Kutiao Zhengren raised his head and murmured: "The relationship between my father and I has finally drawn some... This is the normal father-son relationship. ?"

At this moment, a general walked up to Jiu Tiao Zhengren, and asked in a low voice, "General Jiu Tiao, Lord Tianling, why did you appear here?"

"Master Tianling Xunxing?" Jiutiao Zhengren said with a livid face: "Where is there such a thing as Tianling Xunxing, the old man is resting at the mansion now, and if anyone dares to talk too much, he will be dealt with by military law!"

"Obey!" The general was so frightened that he quickly retreated.

"Don't worry..." Jiutiao Zhengren put his hands on his hips, and said quite proudly: "Father, I will definitely protect your reputation, go and enjoy everything you deserve."

.........

"You stupid!"

After getting out of the dangerous situation, the first thing Hina did was naturally to complain fiercely: "Do you know how dangerous it was just now, that is Jiujo Xiaoxing's own son, if the truth is revealed, we will die deal."

"Isn't this a mess?"

At this moment, Li Xingshan had already taken off the [Mask of the God of Pleasure] and changed back to his original appearance, saying, "Besides, I can't think of a better solution for that situation."

"It's a good thing I haven't delivered a courier to Tianling Fengxing, otherwise I would definitely be recognized." Qi Liangliang also looked terrified, patted his chest and said: "I was so nervous just now that I almost returned to my original shape!"

Perhaps it was because they finally got out of the dangerous situation of Inazuma Castle, and the atmosphere among the three became a lot more relaxed. Because of the martial law in the whole city, almost all the troops of the shogunate are in Inazuma Castle, so there is no need to worry. There are pursuers.

The three of them are strong. Although Qi Liangliang is a little weaker, his footsteps are not inferior at all. The stronghold that originally took half a day to reach has already been reached in a few hours.

"This...is your stronghold?"

Looking at the unremarkable dilapidated temple in front of him, Qi Liangliang tilted his head, wondering, "It really looks ordinary."

"It's really ignorant... This is where the rebels used to hide their whereabouts." Hina rolled her eyes and said, "If it is very conspicuous, wouldn't it be easy to be targeted?"

"Of course I know that!" Qi Liangliang seemed to be poked in his mind, and quickly defended himself: "I...I have a lot of common sense!"

Chapter 1173 How to pull the cat out of the box?

"Really?" Hina raised her eyebrows and said with a smile, "For example?"

"For example..." Qi Liangliang scratched his hair and murmured: "You can't sleep on the eaves, you can't catch fish in the landscape pool, you can't sharpen your claws, etc. !"

"Even children know these things." Hina raised her eyebrows and said, "It seems that you haven't learned much after entering human society."

"Woo..." Although Qi Liangliang was wronged, she really couldn't refute, so she could only puff up her cheeks silently.

"Okay, stop bickering," Li Xingshan said with a helpless smile, "Everyone has been gone for so long, you should take a good rest, I don't know if anyone else has arrived."

"We should be the fastest," Hina seemed to be quite confident: "It will probably take some time for them to successfully leave the city."

Although she said so in her mouth, it can also be explained from the side that she really trusts her partners very much.

Sure enough, there was no one in the ruined temple, but from some details, it can be seen that there were indeed traces of people living here.

"Ah, there are cardboard boxes!"

Qi Liangliang spotted a cardboard box in the corner of the ruined temple at a glance, and jumped on it without saying a word, "I'm coming!"

I saw her shrinking her body into a ball, trying to force her way in, but even so, the cardboard box was still a bit too small for her, so she could only settle for the next best thing and barely lay down in the cardboard box Inside the box, but the two legs still had to be stretched out.

"Why would someone stay in a cardboard box..." Hina seemed unable to understand, and said, "Wouldn't it be hard?"

"It's obviously very comfortable!" Qi Liangliang said with a satisfied face: "Besides, I feel very safe... Gu Gu..."

Before she finished speaking, there was a strange sound in her stomach, the little girl blushed immediately, and struggled: "I...I'm not..."

"Indeed, everyone hasn't eaten since early in the morning." Hina didn't laugh at Qi Liangliang, but said indifferently: "I'll go outside to get some food, you guys wait here."

"I'll go with you," Li Xingshan volunteered, "The two of you can always get more goods."

"No need, hunting is my specialty." Hina shook her head and said, "Besides, you shouldn't feel at ease if you let that stupid cat guard here alone."

"I'm not a stupid cat!" Qi Liangliang struggled to get up, but he didn't expect that he was actually stuck in a cardboard box, shaking for a long time, but it still didn't help.

"You should save some effort," Hina said with a slight smile, "The road ahead will not be easier."

After all, she flicked her tail and strode out.

"Really..." Qi Liangliang flattened his mouth and murmured, "Why are you so handsome?"

"Don't look at her like this," Li Xingshan said thoughtfully, "Actually, that child is very gentle and considerate of his subordinates. Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to become a general of the rebel army."

"A general of the rebel army?" Qi Liangliang was a little puzzled, "When I read the arrest warrant, why didn't I know that the rebel army had a female general?"

Li Xingshan realized that he seemed to have slipped his mouth, and quickly said: "Even the shogunate, it is impossible to know all the information about the rebels... Also, how long are you going to lie in there?"

"I..." Qi Liangliang blushed, and said, "It seems to be stuck. Damn... Could it be because of eating fat?"

"It's just a cardboard box." Li Xingshan shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'll cut it off for you, so it should come out right?"

"No!" Qi Liangliang immediately shook his head and said, "It would be a pity to destroy such a perfect cardboard box!"

"Then just turn it into a prototype and come out." Li Xingshan rubbed his forehead and said, "If it turns into a cat, its size will be much smaller."

"Although it is indeed possible..." Qi Liangliang seemed a little embarrassed: "However, I am not very good at using spells in this posture. The feeling that my feet are off the ground is really strange."

"You are really troublesome..." Li Xingshan couldn't help complaining.

However, Qi Liangliang cannot be blamed for this. After all, she has only practiced for a short time, and she has not adapted to the transformation state, otherwise she would not have kept her two cat feet.

"Here..." Li Xingshan stretched out his hand towards Qi Liangliang, and said, "Give me your hand, and I'll pull you out."

Looking at his outstretched hands, Qi Liangliang was inexplicably relieved, but...

"As for the hand, I can't stretch it out..." Qi Liangliang realized at this time that not only his body, but even his own arms had been squeezed into the paper box together before. The chest, the ribs and the arms are tightly pressed together, squeezing the inner wall of the carton.

"Sure enough, it's because of the lack of breasts..." Li Xingshan frowned, and said, "If there is a little flesh there, I won't get my arms stuck in it."

"Who would have thought that breasts would be useful like this!" Qi Liangliang said aggrievedly, "Now... what should I do now?"

"Since you can't use your hands, you can only pull your feet." Li Xingshan changed positions, facing Qi Liangliang, holding her hairy ankles with both hands, and said, "I'm going to start."

Although this action is very embarrassing, but in order to get out of the predicament as soon as possible, Qi Liangliang could only blushed and nodded to show his tacit approval, and whispered: "Mmm..."

Li Xingshan tightly held Qi Liangliang's ankle, which was different from the smooth ankles of other girls. Because he kept the beast's feet, he seemed to feel that he was holding a plush toy. Although it was a little bit prickly, but It feels a different kind of comfort.

wait, this is...

Suddenly, Li Xingshan's pupils widened subconsciously. He looked down condescendingly, but was surprised to find that there was no obstacle at the end of the valley, and the depths of the Taoyuan were also presented in front of Li Xingshan at a glance. .

Indeed, there was nothing under that skirt!

What's happening here?

By the way, it must be because there is too little common sense, so I don’t have the habit of wearing fat clothes! Or because I'm not used to it, so I didn't wear it today?

Li Xingshan immediately gave himself a "reasonable" explanation.

Moreover, it seemed that Qi Liangliang didn't notice it either. In order to avoid unnecessary embarrassment, Li Xingshan decided to pretend he didn't see anything after thinking about it for a while.

But at this time, Qi Liangliang's heart was also overwhelmed. The moment she saw Li Xingshan's eyes move down, she remembered a very important thing...

Chapter 1174 "Each has a ghost"

That is......

After escaping from Daozuma City before, Qi Liangliang threw away that strange "clothes" when Li Xingshan and Hina were not paying attention because of the long journey and sweating a lot.

By the way, that thing seems to be called "inner" or something.

Qi Liangliang still remembers that when he first entered human society, there were still many things he did not understand. At that time, it was Yae Gongji of Narugami Taisha who taught him a lot of "common sense" about how to live in human beings.

Among them, she specifically warned that the small piece of fabric is very important. If you become a human, you must wear it all the time. If you are found not wearing it, very "terrible" things will happen.

Obviously, with the current posture between the two, it is simply impossible to say that they were not seen!

what to do? Is it true that something terrible will happen as Master Yayoi said?

Although Qi Liangliang is not human and not as reserved as a human woman, she is still a girl after all, and there are still "dreams" in her memories, so she is still somewhat uncomfortable with the current state.

And whether it's a slight change in expression or the blush on Qi Liangliang's cheeks, Li Xingshan naturally notices them all.

Li Xingshan's thought was that he was obviously seen, right? Why pretend like you didn't see it?

And Qi Liangliang's idea is, obviously see it? Why pretend like you didn't see it?

Although they "have their own ghosts", the two of them tacitly did not reveal this matter, but focused on the matter in front of them-that is, pulling out Qi Liangliang.

However, since none of the parties responded, Li Xingshan's own eyesight inevitably lingered a bit longer, no matter the shape or color, they were close to perfect.

Moreover, there is still no grass!

That's right, ordinary people will still leave stubble even if they take good care of it, but Qi Liangliang is born with no stubble, as white as jade, and I don't know if it was there from the beginning, or it is a special feature of being a monster.

Don't think too much, what Li Xingshan is looking at is creaking nests!

.........

Meanwhile, on the other side.

"Huh, according to the previous coordinates, it should be the ruined temple in front." Beidou wiped the sweat from his forehead, heaved a sigh of relief, and said, "I didn't expect it to be so far away."

Although she said so, apart from sweating a little, she didn't feel tired at all. She was indeed a woman who had defeated the giant beast in the sea.

But on the other hand, Ying, who was walking with her, was somewhat heavy. Her strength was indeed not weak, but compared to her endurance, she was still a bit weaker.

"I'm so tired..." Ying murmured, "Can I finally take a rest?"

"Yes, yes!" Paimon on the side also nodded and echoed, "My leg is almost broken!"

"I said you, you have been flying all the time, right?" Beidou raised his eyebrows, and said, "How did you break your leg?"

"This...it's just an adjective," Paimon stuck out his tongue, and said, "It's like 'the legs seem to be filled with cement'. Could it be that someone really poured cement into their legs? ?”

"In this way," Beidou rubbed his chin and said thoughtfully, "I used to pour people's legs into cement buckets, and then threw them into the sea."

"Eh?" Paimon's face was startled, and he murmured, "Really...really?"