Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

What?

Li Xingshan thought for a moment that he had misheard what Qi Liangliang said.

Do beautiful girls also get hemorrhoids?

But soon, he overturned his doubts.

After all, it is not impossible for the lead singer of a certain band next door to get athlete's foot, hemorrhoids or something.

"No...don't look at me with that kind of eyes!" Qi Liangliang blushed and said: "For the job of courier, I have to adapt to using human body movements, who knows, human body movements ...that place is so weak..."

Indeed, in a sense, the muscles there are indeed the weakness of most human beings.

Even if it is a straight man of steel, his body is warm and soft.

what to do?

Li Xingshan couldn't turn his head around for a moment.

If you don't help, the lie you just told will be self-defeating.

Help...it's weird to think about.

After all, in reality, before I drank Qiliangliang's first glass of red wine, I had to skip this step and start the "later" development work.

Of course, for Qi Liangliang, this may just be a pure "medical behavior", and he didn't think too much about it.

"I see," Li Xingshan could only nod his head, and said, "Then... then let's start."

"Yeah!" Qi Liangliang nodded.

However, she did not take any action. After a few seconds, Li Xingshan said: "You...you are like this, I can't help you to heal."

"I...what should I do?" Qi Liangliang's voice seemed a little stiff.

Although it is a happy thing to be able to encounter the wonderful cure for hemorrhoids, she seems to realize at this time that the way of treatment seems to be a bit shameful.

"It's a very simple answer," Li Xingshan whispered in Qi Liangliang's ear, "Pout."

These two simple words were quite difficult for Qi Liangliang to overcome. However, after a period of ideological struggle, she still knelt on the ground resolutely.

Fortunately, the soft ground is not considered hard, and the dark night can more or less bury some shame.

However, that piece of snow, which was no less white than the moonlight, still made Li Xingshan's eyes shine a little bit.

Using Guo Degang's evaluation of the teacher is one by one, hey, it's so white!

It is obvious that there are good fields that have not yet been cultivated, but Li Xingshan had to choose the one that is more difficult to cultivate first. For him, this is the first time.

"That..." Li Xingshan still reminded: "The process may be a bit difficult, especially at the beginning, there will be a very strong sense of hindrance, you must persevere."

"Hmm..." Qi Liangliang nodded and said, "If this troublesome disease can be cured, I can become a better courier!"

Hearing what Qi Liangliang said, Li Xingshan felt inexplicably guilty in his heart.

Isn't it a bit too much for me to deceive a simple little girl like this?

【A bit too much indeed】

It seemed to have heard Li Xingshan's heartfelt voice, but the system suddenly appeared and made complaints.

"You don't need to say it so directly, do you?" Li Xingshan said with some embarrassment, "What if it's useful?"

【If it is really useful, the world doesn't need an anorectal doctor】

Indeed, if it is really useful, the UK is definitely the country with the highest cure rate of hemorrhoids.

【Since you feel guilty, why don't you just help this child cure his stubborn illness? 】

"How can it be that simple?" Li Xingshan raised his eyebrows and said, "My...cough cough, that thing doesn't have the effect of curing hemorrhoids."

[It just so happens that the ointment that can completely cure hemorrhoids can be exchanged in the system. Do I need to use "benevolence points" to exchange it? 】

Charity points?

Li Xingshan was stunned for a while, and then suddenly realized: "By the way, I almost forgot, I also have a [Gathering Virtue and Charity System]! By the way, why does it feel like there has been no reminder of this system for a long time?"

In this system, as long as Li Xingshan does good deeds, he can get points.

Chapter 1199: To treat hemorrhoids, I choose Dr. Li Xingshan!

"Is it true?" Li Xingshan half-believingly said, "No matter what it sounds like, it sounds like an excuse I made up because I forgot it for a long time and suddenly remembered it..."

【Just say you need it or not? 】

asked the system.

"Use it!" Li Xingshan said hastily, "How many points do you need to exchange for that ointment?"

[12,345 points]

"Isn't this too expensive?" Li Xingshan whispered, "Is your ointment made of gold?"

【Just say you want it or not? 】

In fact, with Li Xingshan's level of medical skills, curing a mere hemorrhoid is naturally a matter of hand, but it's just that he doesn't have time to collect the corresponding medicinal materials.

【Because I am sitting on the ground and raising the price】

How dare you admit it shamelessly!

"A profiteer..." Li Xingshan sucked his teeth and said, "I admit it, let's exchange it, but...why is there a fraction of this number?"

【Because I deducted according to the percentage of your total points】

Poor people hit solid injury, rich people percentage, right?

Are you deducting points or grabbing gifts?

As the system's voice fell, a tube of ointment landed in Li Xingshan's palm. From the looks of it, it seemed that it was not much different from the hemorrhoid ointment that cost more than ten yuan a tube in the real world.

"This thing works best..."

Li Xingshan poured it into his hands, spread it out, and spread it evenly on his weapon. This thing is not just an ointment, but from a certain point of view, it also acts as a lubricating oil.

"Are you ready?" Li Xingshan took a deep breath and said, "I'm going to give you medicine."

"Hmm..." Qi Liangliang nodded again.

Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, not to mention, Qi Liangliang looks like a delicate little girl, but her real body is a monster, and her body is definitely not as fragile as it looks.

Drive straight in!

Following Li Xingshan's movements, Qi Liangliang's two tails turned up at the same time, but the little girl still tightly covered her mouth so as not to make a sound to attract attention.

"Is the ointment ready?" Qi Liangliang asked in a low voice, "I...I feel a cold feeling, so...so comfortable."

I didn't expect this ointment to be really useful.

That's right, even if the system is indeed a profiteer, at least so far, the things it has given to itself are very useful.

"It's natural that it works," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "Didn't I say that? I'm a good man who is willing to help others."

"But...but..." Qi Liangliang hesitated and said, "Isn't it already painted? Why are you... still continuing?"

"Silly boy, this kind of ointment needs to be applied repeatedly in order to penetrate into the muscles and bones." Li Xingshan said solemnly: "Now, do you feel that the affected area is getting more and more comfortable?"

Indeed, the feeling is not deceiving. The stubborn illness that often plagued Qi Liangliang before has indeed weakened a lot inconceivably.

Li Xingshan's rhetoric made the girl dizzy, and she didn't even suspect why it was necessary to put medicine into the muscles and bones to treat hemorrhoids.

"I... I don't study much..." Qi Liangliang murmured, "Don't lie to me."

"Don't worry, I read a lot," Li Xingshan grinned casually, "I won't lie to you."

Therefore, Li Xingshan continued to apply the medicine, and evenly applied the ointment worth more than 10,000 points under the skin that had never seen light.

half an hour later.

As expected by Li Xingshan, the effect of [The First Glass of Red Wine] has not been activated. It seems that the judgment method of this talent is still very strict. After all, it can only be activated by following the correct path.

As for the words of "heretics", it seems that it will not be recognized by it.

It seems that next time I have a chance, I still have to try to walk the "right way".

When Li Xingshan drew out his weapon, Qi Liangliang still couldn't hold back for a while, and almost collapsed on the ground.

However, the hemorrhoid ointment with more than 10,000 points is extraordinary after all. It can not only cure stubborn diseases, but also is a very rare painkiller. In the cold feeling, Qi Liangliang did not feel any obvious pain.

But even so, she almost couldn't stand still for a while because of the soreness in her legs. Fortunately, he was supported by Li Xingshan, otherwise he would inevitably fall again.

Qi Liangliang's concept is very simple. As long as it is not there, there is no big problem in other places. What's more, what Li Xingshan is doing is helping himself to heal his illness.

However, a few seconds later, the little black cat still felt an inexplicable weakness in its body, and it directly collapsed into Li Xingshan's arms.

"Yes...I'm sorry..." Qi Liangliang murmured: "I don't know why...it seems that I have no strength at all."

In this situation, how could there be strength?

Li Xingshan hugged the little girl in his arms, and said softly: "It's okay, I'll take you back, you just cured your stubborn illness, it's not convenient to move around, you'd better have a good rest for a while."

"Hmm..." Qi Liangliang's heart warmed, and her small body curled up in Li Xingshan's embrace.

The thick chest and the warm feeling seemed to bring Qi Liangliang back to the scene when he was hugged by his mother when he was a child.

However, this warm picture was quickly shattered.

There was only a rustling sound, and then, a dozen figures emerged from the bushes behind the two of them.

Li Xingshan fixed his eyes and saw that those people were all wearing the military uniforms of the shogunate army, and they obviously sneaked in to attack at night.

Judging from their equipment and skills, they should not be ordinary ashigaru, but presumably specially trained troops.

Those people seemed to have just arrived, and at this moment they saw Li Xingshan and Qi Liangliang at a glance, they exchanged winks, and immediately surrounded them without saying a word.

"Captain?" A shogunate soldier whispered: "These two people are not wearing the military uniform of the rebels, what should we do?"

The team leader said coldly: "Even if he is not a soldier of the rebel army, he must have something to do with the rebel army. Let's tie him up first, and we must not let them leak the news!"

"I'm sorry," the soldier said, stepping forward, "If you don't want to get hurt, just obediently be restrained!"

In the eyes of these elite soldiers, the two in front of them were mostly ordinary men and women who came to secretly entertain at night.

What's more, at this moment, the woman is still held in the arms of a man. Even if the man has a little combat power, it is impossible to fight with a "burden".

"Exactly, I'm still having a headache, what should they do if they don't want to believe me?" Li Xingshan smiled slightly and said, "I'll let you all be my voters."

Chapter 1200 Do you want to join the Rebel Army?

When the other soldiers heard this, they looked at each other a few times, and after a while, they couldn't help showing subtle smiles on their faces.

"Tsk tsk tsk, even if you want to pretend to be in front of your own woman, you are a little too condescending, aren't you?" Another shogunate soldier broke his fist and sneered: "It seems that I want to teach you a little lesson You can."

The conflict between the shogunate army and the rebel army is no longer a matter of a day or two. Years of continuous fighting on the battlefield, almost every soldier has relatives and friends who died in the war.

Therefore, even if it is not certain whether Li Xingshan is a member of the rebel army, even if he is only related to the rebel army, these shogunate troops are unlikely to have a good impression of him.

The faces of the other shogunate soldiers also showed malicious smiles, while the captain snorted coldly and said: "Hmph, it seems that you have been suppressed for a long time recently, anyway, I will give you Three minutes, let's have some fun... Don't forget, we still have business to do."

"Let me down," Qi Liangliang whispered, "I...I can also help fight..."

"No need, you need to rest now," Li Xingshan said softly, "I don't need to take action against these guys."

After all, he is holding Qi Liangliang in his arms now, but he really "can't make a move".

"It seems that we have been underestimated," one of the soldiers stepped forward, shook his fist, and said with a smile, "I want to see how much you weigh!"

"Hey!" The other soldiers quickly said, "Don't kill him with one move, we want to play too!"

It seems that these shogunate soldiers have completely regarded Li Xingshan as fish on the chopping board, so that's good... At least, Li Xingshan will not feel guilty for dealing with them.

The soldier rushed over without saying a word. It had to be said that he looked like a guy with a lot of combat experience. His movements were quick and there was nothing superfluous.

However, Li Xingshan didn't dodge or dodge. When the soldier was about to approach, he flew out with a "bang", and smashed hard on the tree trunk behind him.

For a moment, everyone was shocked.

The reason why they were surprised was not just because their companion was sent flying, but because...they didn't even see clearly the movement of that person.

It was... so fast!

"Demon... demon law! It must be demon law!" After a while, someone came back to his senses and said tremblingly: "Look, the girl in his arms has two tails. !"

As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately restrained their joking mentality just now, and the small captain who was originally calm and calm immediately said: "These two guys have problems, solve them quickly...it doesn't matter life or death! "