Genshin Impact Star Iron short video, giving out knives at the beginning

[Tinari: This should be a cold joke! ]

[Senuo: No, I think it's quite funny. ]

[March 7: Anyway, I'm a little cold. ]

As soon as Fairy finished speaking, Ling felt cold, but not the cold she wanted.

Fairy: The temperature of the owner's body surface was detected to drop sharply, and the temperature adjustment was successful.

Ling: What I want is air conditioning in the physical sense, not a cold joke! ! !

Ling started to get angry, what she wanted was air conditioning, not a cold joke.

Fairy: OK, the air conditioning in the physical sense has been turned on.

Then Fairy, as it said, can be used as a home artificial intelligence, and it turned on the air conditioner next to it.

Fairy: It is recommended that the owner use accurate descriptions when issuing instructions next time. Do not use metaphors, rhetorical questions, or hints.

Fairy also blamed Ling for not turning on the air conditioner immediately.

Ling: Stop talking so much, play a song for me, it should be quiet.

Ling was speechless. You, an artificial intelligence, actually want to preach to yourself like your brother. It's annoying to listen to it. Let it play a song to relieve yourself.

Fairy: OK, searching for songs that meet the requirements.

Fairy's reaction was also very fast. As soon as Ling finished speaking, Fairy immediately found a song that met the requirements.

[The river flows eastwards, the stars in the sky, the Big Dipper]

[Hey, hey, hey, the Big Dipper, a bowl of wine for life and death]

[Let's go, let's go]

Ling: What kind of quiet song is this? !

Originally, Ling wanted to listen to some quiet songs to relax, but was suddenly startled by a loud male voice, and then asked Fairy with some confusion.

Fairy: The lyrics of this song contain warm and quiet elements such as rivers and starry sky, so this song meets the owner's quiet requirements.

[Kiana: So there are rivers and stars, which are quiet songs...]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Bronya: Stupid Kiana, you don't really believe it, do you?]

[Kiana: How... How is it possible? Am I that stupid?]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Bronya: What I want to say is not that there are, but that you are stupid!]

[Kiana: Ah~ I can't stand it anymore, Mei, don't stop me, I must teach this little dwarf a lesson!]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Bronya: Ha! Come on, Re-Armored Bunny is ready.]

[Raiden Mei: Oh~ These two are fighting again.]

Rin: What's the use of just having quiet lyrics! I want a quieter melody!!!

Rin is now gritting her teeth, wishing she could tear Fairy into pieces. What she wants is a quiet melody, not lyrics!

Fairy: Okay, it has been switched to a song with a quiet melody.

[Senuo…………]

(The lyrics are too noisy, so I won’t write them. Please forgive me.)

Ling didn’t know what to say. She was speechless in front of the artificial idiot.

Ling: What’s the point of a quiet melody with noisy lyrics? Turn it off!

Ling raised her hand to her forehead, wondering if she should turn off this artificial idiot called Fairy.

Fairy: Okay, turning off the song…

Then Fairy turned off the noisy song, but the more Ling thought about it, the more she felt something was wrong.

Ling: Fairy, why do I feel like you are deliberately making fun of me!

Because Ling feels that an artificial intelligence like Fairy can’t possibly not understand what I want!

Fairy: Denial! My admiration for the master is like a torrent of water, and I have no intention of teasing the master.

Hearing Ling’s question, does Fairy dare to say that it is really teasing Ling? Does it dare to say?

Ling: You are really flattering.

Ling doesn’t buy it at all.

[Ling: Why do I feel like Fairy, the AI, is just playing a trick on me! ]

[Kaeya: Haha, is that even worth thinking about? Take a closer look, this AI called Fairy can flatter others like a human, do you think it really doesn't understand what you're saying? ]

[Ling: ...Okay! Fairy, wait for me, I'll definitely cut off your power later! ]

[Zhe: Uh... Ling, don't be so resentful, after all, our Fairy is not like this, you know that. ]

[Ling: I don't care, who let it lie to me in the video! I must make it look good! ]

[Zhe: Oh~ whatever you want, as long as you're happy. ]

Ling: Can you help me calculate when the cards for the original god will be available?

Ling thought that it would be bad to draw cards by herself, so she asked Fairy to calculate whether it would be possible.To increase the probability of winning.

Fairy: According to the calculation, the master can get the goods in the next ten consecutive draws.

Fairy directly gave her calculation results. As for whether it is correct or not, you will know after reading it.

Ling: So amazing! ? I will give it a try.

Hearing Fairy's calculation, Ling was also surprised. She didn't expect Fairy to be able to calculate when the goods will be delivered. She was just joking at first, but she didn't expect Fairy to really be able to do it.

Then Ling took out her mobile phone and logged into Genshin Impact.

Then she came to the card drawing page, and she made a ten-consecutive draw, and went all in!

Then she saw the card drawing animation of Genshin Impact, a meteor fell from the sky, and gradually showed a golden light.

[Lin Yu: Wow! It really came out! ]

[Ling: It seems that Fairy is still useful. ]

[Kong: Do you think it might be that you were about to get the gold, and Fairy happened to hit you by accident? ]

[Silver Wolf: I don't rule out this possibility, but I am more inclined to believe that she got it wrong in this card drawing. 】

【(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: Bronya also agreed that she would be crooked. 】

But what appeared in the end was a red-haired man wearing a black leather jacket and tight pants. He also held a two-handed sword and was surrounded by flames similar to a phoenix.

That's right, our Ling's card draw was crooked, and the crooked one was Diluk!

【Kaeya: Yo! It turned out to be Diluk. 】

【Ling: Uh... What does this mean? Is it crooked or not? 】

【Kiana: Hehe, isn't this simple? Just ask the system and you will know. System, is the character that appeared in the video crooked? 】

【Oh? Let me see, ah~ It should be crooked. If it is the up pool, it is crooked, but if it is the permanent pool, it is not crooked. 】

【Kong: I understand. To explain to those who don't understand, Diluk can be drawn from the permanent pool anytime and anywhere, and the up pool is generally time-limited. After that time, you can only wait for him to return. There is no other way to get it. 】

【Zhe: Well~ Actually Fairy didn't calculate it wrong, after all, this is also considered shipping! 】

【(Honkai Impact 3rd) Bronya: Oh, if it's a card drawing game, I don't need these crooked characters at all, they are all thrown in the warehouse. 】

【Kiana: Hehe, I have good luck, I have never had crooked results in those card drawing games! 】

【(Honkai Impact 3rd) Bronya: Bronya can't refute this point...】