Genshin Impact Star Iron short video, giving out knives at the beginning

(Ahhh, why do I see less, so I'll try to change the way I write it. Although the change may not be big, I will try.)

At the beginning of the video, we see the Starry Sky Train starting to move.

"The Starry Sky Train is about to set sail, but it seems that this year's passengers are, uh... unusual..."

Obviously, Jizi is talking about the Pioneer.

March Seven: Wow~ You just defeated Doommon with one stick, who are you?

As he said that, Xing took out a Decade transformation card.

Xing: I'm just a mask passing by... ahem... a conditioned reflex...

March Seven: What should I call you?

Xing: Uh...

March Seven: Don't be shy~ I won't laugh at you~

Xing said seriously: Honor Knight, Liyue Hero Sword, Second Captain, First Sage, Golden Meteor, Card Drawing, Not Wai Zhenjun...

March Seven directly interrupted the Pioneer's speech.

March Seven: This is too long!

[Kong:? 】

【Paimon: These seem to be the nicknames of the Traveler! 】

【Coral Palace Heart Sea: Hmm~ I didn't expect the Traveler to have so many titles. 】

On the other side...

Qiong: Go ahead, March Seven, Teacher Jizi, it's decided to be you!

I saw Teacher Jizi using a suitcase to hit the weakness of a monster in front.

March Seven: Don't treat us as Pokémon!

Qiong: Uh... Actually, I want you to beat us to a pulp.

March Seven:? What are you talking about?

Qiong: No... Can't I?

Xing jumped out from somewhere.

Xing: Just come on, add a friend, I'll take you!

【Silver Wolf: I didn't expect that this turn-based game can be led by friends, interesting. 】

Qiong: Aha, I also drew Seele!

Then a picture of a woman holding a scythe appeared next to it.

【Seele: "(º Д º*), why is it me? 】

【Bruglia: It's okay, I should be here too. 】

Qiong: Who knows, my family, I just got in and my damage is as high as 381.

Xing: It's okay...

Qiong was a little dissatisfied when she heard this: It's okay... Then how much damage did you do, big brother?

Xing: About the same as you... 3.81 million~

Qiong: Oh...

Qiong hasn't realized the seriousness of the matter yet.

Qiong: Huh?

Xing: Heh... A little nuclear explosion shock.

The two came to Yalino again.

Qiong: I found that we still have something in common.

Xing: What?

I saw that both of them were carrying a huge package on their backs.

Qiong: I found that our hands and feet are not very clean!

After saying this, I heard a passerby Cursing.

Passerby: You bastards, don't take other people's things.

[March 7: Ah, so embarrassing, now our train group's reputation is completely ruined. ]

[Xing: That's obviously my favorite trash can, how can you say that. ]

[Kong: Ah? Trash can? ]

[Xing: Yes, if you walk on the street and suddenly see a trash can with a glowing spot, will you open it and take a look? ]

[Kong: Of course I will open it and take a look... Wait, you are not like this, right? ]

[Xing: Otherwise. ]

[Lin Yu: Haha, impeccable. ]

"Okay, okay, the anchor will go off the air after playing one more video, and will continue to broadcast at the same time in the evening."

Onlookers: "Is the anchor busy? If not, continue broadcasting."

Gao Shan Xing Zhi: "That's right, you have won the lottery, and you still have to go to work? ”

“How could that be? I just need to go buy some things later and don’t have time. Okay, okay, it’s not like we won’t broadcast tonight.”

“Let me take a look. I’ve seen so many secondary creations before. Let me find something fun to watch.”

In the video, the traveler Kong came to Narukami Taisha to draw lots. After the lot was interpreted, he was very surprised to see the content, which was very bad luck. There was also a small head portrait of a scumbag fox mocking him.

Kong: This… very bad luck… I’m too unlucky today, right?

What he didn’t notice was that there was a vicious curse behind this lot—all supplies for the traveler are guaranteed, and there is no drop in the traveler’s dungeon.

You can imagine how upset the traveler would be when he found out about this sentence.

Blindly guessing, this lot might be used by the scumbag fox to tease the traveler.

The traveler sighed He took a breath and thought that he should go back to Chengehu as soon as possible today.

But what puzzled me was that Chengehu should be on the traveler.

Just when the traveler was about to go back, he didn't notice that the head of Wangsheng Hall, Hu Tao, looked at him from behind.

The traveler had just taken two steps when Hu Tao poked his head out from behind him.

He also showed a surprised expression. (Ahhh, Hu Tao's wife's expression is also very beautiful, I really want to kiss her)

Hu Tao: Hey, traveler, judging from your expression, you didn't draw a good lot!The traveler quickly denied it and emphasized that he was going back to Chen Ge Hu and asked Hu Tao not to follow him.

But Hu Tao said meaningfully: Traveler, you have to be careful today.

After returning to Chen Ge Hu, the traveler lay on the sofa with a decadent look on his face, lamenting his injustice.

Suddenly, a hurried knock on the door broke the silence.

The traveler even asked if Paimon was outside the door.

[Paimon: Hey! Traveler, is Paimon like this in your eyes? ]

[Kong: Three servings of sweet flower stuffed chicken. ]

[Paimon: Hehe, the traveler is the best. ]

The traveler had just opened the door and hadn't even unlocked the anti-theft chain when he was pushed open by the happy Hu Tangzhu outside.