Genshin Impact Star Iron short video, giving out knives at the beginning

Navilete: Finally, please invite the fourth suspect of the accused party to come on stage, Nashida from Xumi.

[Nilu: What crime could Lord Grass God have committed? ]

[Sora: This... I guess it's child labor. ]

[Nilu: Ah? But Lord Grass God is 500 years old, isn't he? ]

[Sora: But Nashida still has the body of a child. ]

And Nashida was very calm, even playing tumbling in the dock.

Navilete: Ms. Nashida, the court of Fontaine is a serious occasion, and tumbling is prohibited during the trial.

Hearing what Navilete said, Nashida was also very obedient and did not continue tumbling, but she used her power to swing on the spot.

Navilete: ... Swinging is also prohibited.

Nashida: Mr. Grand Inquisitor, I am just a child, and it is reasonable and logical for me to like playing tumbling and swinging.

[Kiana: That's right, I also like swinging. ]

Navilet: In terms of universal reason, yes, then this trial specifically allows you to swing.

Navilet: Ms. Funina, you can state the accusations against Ms. Nashida.

Funina: I want to accuse Nashida of illegally employing child labor.

[Nelue: Huh? The traveler really guessed it. ]

Nashida: I don't remember doing this. Which child laborer did I employ?

Funina: You employed yourself.

When Funina said this, Nashida was confused. Can you employ yourself?

Nashida: Myself?

Funina: The work of the gods is very heavy. You force yourself, a child, to work every day. Isn't this a sin?

[Kong: Hey, Funina, let's just say that among the five gods I know, you are the one playing, so you don't count, there are only four gods, do you know what they usually do? ]

[Funina: Huh? Isn't it like Vilet, who handles documents all day? ]

[Kong: Hey~ Let me tell you this, Mondstadt's wind god Venti is a famous drunkard. If you go to Mondstadt and ask, anyone who is not in the live broadcast room knows that there is a bard who likes to drink. You can also look at Mondstadt's history and see if he has ever managed Mondstadt's government affairs. ]

[Vendi: Hey! ]

[Kong: Okay, let's talk about Liyue's rock god now. Except for the people in the chat group who know that Zhongli is Morax, people outside only know that he is a guest official of the Hall of Rebirth. Now he has faked his death and escaped. Even if he was not faked dead before and was still alive, you can ask the people of Liyue if they can only see Zhongli once a year during the annual ceremony of inviting the immortals, which is equivalent to him working one day a year. ]

[Hu Tao: It seems so. ]

[Sora: Then let's talk about Inazuma's Thunder God. This one is even more powerful. He has basically not taken care of Inazuma's government affairs since 500 years ago. He created a thinking puppet to take care of Inazuma, and ran to the Isshin Pure Land to lock himself in his own small dark room. ]

[Kamisato Ayaka: What? The general we saw was a puppet? ]

[Kujo Sara: Impossible! ]

[Yae Shinko: Oh! Seeing how anxious little Sara is, Ying, aren't you going to come out and explain? ]

[Lei Yingying: Huh? What's there to explain? If you want to know, Sara, why don't you just ask the general directly? ]

[Raiden General: ...]

[Sora: Okay, Fontaine Fufu, you know it too, so I won't say anything. But Xumi's little grass god is the only god I know who governs by himself! You want her to slack off like Zhongli and the others! ]

[Funina: Uh~ It's just a second creation, don't take it so seriously, hehe. ]

[Nashida: Yeah! I already know how I will be judged in the video. ]

Nashida: Although I look like a child, I am over 500 years old, strictly speaking, I am not a child.

[Nashida: I have already lost. ]

[March Seven: Huh? No, if I am 500 years old, I am not a child laborer! ]

[Nashida: In the beginning of the video, I said that I was a child so I could swing on the swing in court, but now I say that I am not a child. Isn't that deceiving everyone in court? ]

[March Seven: Oh~ That's how it is. ]

Funina: Is that really the case? Do you remember what you said half a minute ago?

"Mr. Grand Inquisitor, I am just a child. It is reasonable and logical for me to like to play cat's tumble and swing on the swing."

Nashida thought about what she had just said, and ended up pitting herself.

Furninna: Hahaha, what a dramatic scene. The bullet that was supposed to be used for counterattack caused fatal injuries to himself. The noble and respected Supreme Judge over there, according to youSee, can we...

Navilet: Guilty!

Funina: (Great! Great victory, great victory! I am indeed the most powerful god.)

Funina was so happy and proud in her heart. After all, she judged the gods of four countries at once. Little did she know that she would not be so proud later.

Navilet: Then let's start the fifth round of today's trial.