Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Diary
Chapter 1 Captain Qin’S Butt, The Soul Of The Knights!
Mond lookout mountain——
The breeze blowing from the sea brought dandelion seeds, and the floral fragrance that filled the air made people feel happy. The man with short black hair stood on the cliff, staring at the exquisite book in his hand in silence.
According to Teyvat Continent, the man named Gu Jing is a traveler. He looks slender in black casual clothes.
The exquisite book he held in his hand was his plug-in as a time traveler - [Tivat Travel Diary].
However, you still need to submit a log of no less than 1,000 words to be completely bound.
As an old bookworm who has been in a certain place for a long time, Gu Jing is no stranger to the cheats of the diary type, and he is not disgusted with it. On the contrary, he feels that as long as it is non-toxic, non-depressing and non-depressing, he does not mind if the contents are leaked.
The only difficulty is that he hasn't written since he graduated from elementary school.
Without much hesitation, Gu Jing looked around and found a sunset fruit tree with lush branches, and came to the shade to think about how to write.
After all, the air composition of Teyvat Continent is relatively complex, and he began to feel difficulty breathing just after standing for a while.
****
At the same time, in this leisurely afternoon, the professional leader Qin also drank afternoon tea at the suggestion of his best friend Lisa.
The diary that fell from the void onto the round table attracted the attention of the two people. It was called "Gu Jing's Travel Diary" and had a dandelion pattern printed on the cover. It also said "Hold on" in Teyvat universal script. Someone: Qin].
"This is..."
Just as Captain Qin was wondering, the very curious Rose Witch had already opened her diary. Her unhurried movements were very elegant, her delicate face was calm and her emerald green eyes were very smart.
[As we all know, serious people don’t keep diaries! 】
[But if there is a reward for writing a diary. 】
【Who can refuse? 】
[However, I have never written a diary since I graduated from elementary school. 】
[We don’t know what to record either. 】
[And the word count is also required to be no less than 1,000 words. 】
[This is simply making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger! 】
[Thinking for a long time...]
[The "Guide to Evaluating the Customs of Different Races" suddenly came to mind. 】
[It happens to be in Mondstadt now! 】
[Just write a piece about it, "A Brief Talk on the Wind and Flowers of Mondstadt"! 】
[Let’s talk about Mondstadt’s wives. 】
[It should be noted that the following content is only my own opinion. 】
【No refutation will be accepted! 】
The words in the diary increased one by one, as if someone was writing, and Lisa raised the corners of her mouth noncommittally.
He chuckled and answered the question raised by Captain Qin: "As you can see, this seems to be someone's travel diary. Although it is still unclear why this diary appears in front of us, it seems to be used to kill time. good."
"I see..."
Captain Qin suddenly understood after hearing this. She noticed that Lisa's attention was attracted by the diary, and she also became a little curious.
As a result...the opening was a lightning strike!
[——The first chapter of Mondstadt’s romantic talk——]
[TOP①: Qin (Dandelion Knight). 】
[Reason for being on the list: The upright and kind-hearted female knight, the reliable and gentle mother Qin, the best butt in Mondstadt, and the soul of the Knights! 】
[There is a joke in Mondstadt's tavern: The eldest son and daughter of the Gunnhild family can already pronounce "Eternal Protection of Mondstadt" before they learn to call "Mother". 】
[The Gunnhild family is an ancient knight family, but the long-standing bloodline must come with a heavy burden. 】
[My wife Qin has been trained by her mother as a successor to chivalry since she was a child. 】
[The body and etiquette that symbolize the chivalry, the history and poetry that forge the knight's soul, the sword skills and physical fitness that equip the chivalry... all need to be trained. Only in this way can we fulfill Gunnhild's family motto: Protect Mondstadt forever! 】
[The reliable and kind nature also makes the Mondstadt people rely heavily on this acting leader. 】
[Big enough to protect the entire Mondstadt. 】
[As small as a street quarrel or looking for a cat or a dog. 】
[If someone needs help and things make sense, she will definitely help. 】
[Says she is the Mondstadt’s mother Qin. 】
【Not an exaggeration at all! 】
[Of course, Qin, who became the acting leader at a young age, is essentially a young girl, and her hobby is also reading romance novels. 】
[For example: "The Melancholy of Girl Vera". 】
[But to be honest, I don’t see it as a romance novel at all. 】
[There is actually a sad generation gap between my wife Qin and me? 】
【Complicated feelings...】
[Remember the last sentence! 】
[Captain Qin’s buttocks, the soul of the Knights! 】
"Pfft~"
"He seems to know you very well."
"But when did you get married behind my back?"
"I didn't know until today that someone was secretly calling you wife."
"Qin."
Lisa covered her mouth and snickered when she was poked. The dumbfounded Captain Qin also turned her cheeks red in shock. She wanted to refute, but she felt that the other party was right, but...she was really deceived. Is Germany the best butt?
She couldn't bear such a high-profile title!
And being called wife or something...stranger, please don't go crazy!
Girl's cheeks are blushing.jpg
[TOP②: Lisa (Rose Witch). 】
[Reason for being on the list: A genius witch, a mature and beautiful big sister, a wasp-like waist and fat butt, as lazy as a cat, and elegance that never goes out of style. 】
[An elegant lady with a huge mind, a talented graduate of the Xumi Order Academy [seen only once in two hundred years]. 】
[Know that the gifts given by fate have prices marked on their backs. 】
[Bearing with honor but knowing how to retreat bravely. 】
[Lisa’s wife’s life creed seems to be that when I gain something, I will be lucky, and when I lose, I will die. 】
[Understand what is appropriate and have a clear understanding of oneself. 】
[Keep a clear head at all times, make decisions in a reasonable manner, and accurately achieve the expected goals. 】
[Just like her figure, for a woman, her waist, huge hips and fat buttocks are all extremely plump! 】
[Every move and every smile is full of the charm of a mature woman! 】
[But don’t think about unpleasant things! 】
[Otherwise, the current flowing through the witch’s fingertips will also make people understand what it means to be awake! 】
【A tingling and numbing experience. 】
【It will definitely make people remember it freshly! 】
Lisa: "..."
Now it was Lisa's turn to be speechless.
Captain Qin didn't make fun of her, but it was difficult to hide his smile, which was enough to show that the acting captain was in a good mood.
After a brief silence, arcs of electricity flashed across her white fingertips, and the corners of the witch's mouth curved in a very playful way.
****
[TOP③: Yula (Spray Rider). 】
[Reason for being on the list: Arrogant and straightforward, unsullied from mud, heroic appearance, King of Mondstadt, long white and straight legs! 】
[Yora may not be the gentlest among the crowd. 】
【But she is the most exquisite. 】
[At first glance, it looks like snowdrops on the mountain. 】
【Uniquely beautiful. 】
[But if you observe carefully, you will find it. 】
【Her smile looks like a carefully baked pastry. 】
【The sweetness is just right. 】
【Unfortunately...】
[The prejudice in people's hearts is a mountain that is difficult to cross. 】
[Yora, who was born in the Lawrence family but was able to join the Knights, was regarded by the people of Mondstadt as the embodiment of the blood of sinners. 】
[One day, the people of Mondstadt once again recalled the fear of being dominated by Lawrence! 】
[I am afraid that this free city-state will usher in slavery again! 】
[But what kind of person is my wife Youla? 】
[Hold a grudge? That's just the most basic self-protection! 】
[They say they hold grudges, but when did she really take revenge? 】
[Sad Mondstadt people! 】
[The two eyes are obviously equal, but they always look at her unequally. 】
[It is obvious that the two ears are symmetrical, but they always listen to one side of the story. 】
[You may have only one mouth, but you can always tell two sides. 】
[This prejudice and arrogance is really sad! 】
【This hatred! 】
[I wrote it down for her! 】
"..."
Compared with the previous comments, this comment was a bit more hostile. Both of them could see Gu Jing's dissatisfaction, but they also agreed with his statement.
[This seems to be enough to write a thousand words. 】
[Let’s bring this topic to a close for the time being. 】
【By the way! 】
[Except for the three beautiful wives on the list! 】
[Amber, Noelle, Sugar, Barbara, Fischer, Rosalia...all are my wives! 】
[If there is another chance in the future, let’s continue recording! 】
[At the end of the diary, I want to complain! 】
[This continent of Teyvat seems to really not welcome foreign creatures! 】
[Flower seeds from another world cannot take root and sprout here! 】
[I started to vomit blood just by breathing! 】
[Should I say it’s true? 】
[Weakness is the greatest original sin! 】
[I hope I can draw something good later! 】
【Wife bless you! 】
【Love door! 】
Qin: "..." numb.jpg
Leader Qin, who was a little worried, originally wanted to give her a blessing, but when she saw the words "bless my wife," she felt her scalp go numb.
PS: The picture shows leader Qin
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