Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Diary

How much fun he had during the day, and when he took Keli back to the Knights at night, Gu Jing could feel how resentful Captain Qin looked at him.

Keli, who was staring at her dimly, shrank her neck in fear for a second, but was encouraged by Gu Jingrua, who shook her head.

She also took out a skewer of grilled fish from the Eye of God: "Qin, Captain Qin, this is the grilled fish that Keli made specially for you. It's delicious."

"And Keli definitely didn't cause any trouble today!"

"Don't be angry."

Putting the grilled fish in her hand on the desk, Keli walked to the solitary room very consciously.

Looking at her running back, and then looking at a certain culprit, he saw him looking at her with a calm smile. Captain Qin was amused but helpless.

The big one and the small one are all annoying!

And Rosalia, who had been following but not stopping her, was still watching the fun with interest.

This is really...a crime!

After looking around, Captain Qin's eyes fell on Gu Jing's handsome face: "No matter what, your weapons are still too dangerous for Keli. Don't do this in the future."

Gu Jing smiled and nodded when he heard this: "As long as you are not angry, but don't worry, only I can make these artillery pieces, and I am watching, so even if Keli goes crazy, it will not cause any dangerous accidents."

"If she still wants to play with me in the future, you can also use this as a condition to let her complete some small learning goals."

"You can have a happy childhood and don't have to worry about her being uneducated."

"Isn't this bad?"

When Gu Jing said this, he smiled and spread his hands. Captain Qin's eyes lit up after hearing this. This education method really works.

When the others heard this, they couldn't help but mourn for Keli for a second. Poor little Keli, she still thought that her brother Gu Jing was a good person, but it turned out that this was all Gu Jing's routine, and it was clearly arranged. !

[There is no need to thank me, after all, I regard Keli as my own daughter. 】

【And as far as I know——】

[The elves as a group all reproduce parthenogenously. 】

[Ms. Alice also worked hard for Keli’s childhood. 】

[Not only did he often prepare little childhood surprises for her, he also said that Keli’s father was a legendary adventurer. 】

[Actually, Keli’s parents are both herself. 】

[But it’s not a big problem. 】

【Because I'm here. 】

[Kelly’s biological mother, Alice, and her stepmother who raised her. 】

【I like all of them! 】

Everyone smiled and rolled their eyes at him: No wonder this damn ghost is so diligent! It turns out that they are eyeing his mother again! And he even targeted two at once!

But elves are actually parthenogenic creatures? This is really big news.

"Is Captain Qin busy today?"

"If you're not busy, I have a tense and exciting little game here..."

****

At the same time, Yingmei and Paimon, who were having dinner at the Deer Hunter restaurant, were also tricked by Wen. However, what made her speechless was that Wendy's words for deceiving her were exactly the same as when she persuaded Gu Jing in the afternoon. Hairy!

He said, "If you stand in the sun, you will become a hero; if you stand in the shade, you will lead to disaster." He also said that he had no time to compose new songs.

Simply! Doesn't this guy know how to use another phrase to deceive people?

So when she learned that Wendy needed her help to outwit the Sky Piano, Yingmei refused without hesitation!

Paimon, who didn't want to go to jail, couldn't help complaining: "Is that really outsmarting you? I'm embarrassed to expose you! Go away, go away!"

Yingmei made a serious expression: "I will not steal the Sky Piano. As an honorary knight of the Knights of the West Wind, I advise you to surrender immediately."

"And I don't believe you really have any power anymore."

"When Tvarin attacked Mondstadt before."

"You're the one helping me, right?"

Wendy: "..." numb.jpg This generation of travelers is not easy to fool!

"Well, it seems I can only try harder."

"But wait until I get the Sky Piano."

"You must help me."

For Wendy, the difficulty in saving Tevalin was still the erosion of the curse of the abyss. It didn't hurt that she couldn't be lazy and drink.

Yingmei was noncommittal about this: "You should get the Sky Piano first and then talk about it."

"Hey~"

Wendy smiled. Just as he was about to say something, someone brought the West Wind Knight to them.

Pointing at them with righteous indignation: "These are the bastards who want to steal the Sky Piano! I just came to the Deer Hunter and heard them conspiring loudly!"

After hearing this, Hoffman also became serious: "Do you guys have anything else to say?"

Wendy, Yingmei, Paimon: "..."

****

In the office of the leader of the Knights of the West Wind, Gu Jing learned that Captain Qin was not busy with official duties today, so Gu Jing decisively proposed the couple's flying chess.

Before it even started, Hoffman came to the Knights with his three sisters who did not resist the arrest. They learned that the reason for the arrest was the failed attempt to steal the Piano of the Sky. This also made Gu Jing and others extremely happy. In the end, the Piano The group leader came forward to reduce the serious matter.

Gu Jing looked at Yingmei and smiled evilly: "Stealing the piano is a big or small thing. If you really want to steal the piano, you can come to me."

Miaozhuyingmei raised her middle finger to him with red cheeks: "A dog can't spit out ivory from its mouth!"

"Isn't that natural?"

"Although cuteness is nothing compared to sexy."

"But my dear sister also has her own cute spots."

Yingmei: "..." Thinking about it carefully, whether it's Rosalia, Madam, or Lisa, they all seem to be the type with super good figures, but he actually said that, and he still looked down on it. Your own figure!

At this moment, Yingmei looked at Gu Jing as if she were looking at non-burnable garbage: "Excuse me for refusing! I am not in the mood for a relationship now."

Gu Jing smiled and shrugged, noncommittal, and then looked at Wendy, who had a calm expression, and he didn't say anything.

I grabbed a handful of mola from yesterday's unused mola bag and handed it to him: "Go and drink by yourself, I don't have time to play with you now."

Wendy, who took Maura, did not leave immediately: "But the Piano of the Sky..."

Gu Jing curled his lips and said, "Let's talk about work tomorrow. Tevarin is not bad for a day or two, but today is the last night of the weekend. Don't be ignorant!"

Wendy patted her forehead and suddenly realized: "That's right, weekends are for relaxing, so I wish you all a good time! I'll take the first step!"

As soon as he finished speaking, this guy disappeared.

Everyone: "..." He is indeed the God of freedom!

[Don’t worry about Tevarin, this guy is not as weak as he said. 】

[Everyone has seen the terrain around Mondstadt. 】

【Very flat. 】

[And this drunkard used his divine power to directly flatten it. 】

[This power is no worse than Wu Xiang’s sword. 】

[One more thing——]

[The territory of the Mondstadt region borders the Solstice Kingdom. 】

[It stands to reason that there should also be wind and snow. 】

【Why is it like spring all year round? 】

[This is also because this drunkard blew away the ice and snow in Mondstadt. 】

[It is precisely because of His divine power that has always maintained the operation of the ‘Millennium Great Movement’. 】

[Using divine power rarely. 】

[That’s why it gives people a feeling that it doesn’t seem to be very strong. 】

[But if you wear the crown again. 】

[He will definitely let people know why he can become the seven rulers of the world. 】

[Of course, gods are not desireless creatures. 】

[It is normal for him to like drinking and fishing. 】

Everyone: "..." That's it!

Looking at the descriptions in the diary, people finally understand why Gu Jing said that the seven gods are all admirable gods. Even this drunken poet who seems to be unattractive at all shows his deep love for the world.

The lady couldn't help but smashed several vases. Since Barbatos is so strong? Why did He stand by and watch?

So, it’s definitely drinking and fishing, right?

****

After finishing recording, Gu Jing looked at Captain Qin and others with a smile: "Then the next step is the intense and exciting couple's flying chess."

Paimon, who was floating in the air, was a little curious: "Couple's Ludo? Where is it?"

Seeing her flying over, Captain Qin quickly turned the chessboard on the table over: "It's nothing, it's just a game not suitable for children."

The girl who received the gesture was very cooperative: "That's right, Paimon, let's go find the hotel quickly."

"Otherwise I'll be sleeping on the street tonight."

With that said, she also pulled Paimon out of the group leader's office.

But she had just seen it, and the game content on the board was still very exciting, such as passionate kissing for 30 seconds, and obediently sticking up her buttocks for a spanking.

It was so much fun!

With Gu Jing here, Captain Qin is led astray!

But what if the person being punished in the game is Gu Jing?

Hiss~ This is a bit exciting!

"etc!"

"You guys don't turn off the live broadcast?"

Just as she walked to the door, Yingmei looked at Gu Jing again with wide eyes, only to see Paimeng's cheeks were red and he was pointing his fingers, completely speechless.

Gu Jing smiled and spread his hands when he heard this: "You two, one is at least a few thousand years old, and the other is also a thousand years old."

"This shouldn't be something you should avoid, right?"

【as far as I know...】

[Paimon grows up very quickly. 】

[Only a little bit at first. 】

[When I arrived at Fontaine, I was almost half the size of Yingmei. 】

[Probably recovering strength. 】

[Of course, it doesn’t rule out that she eats a lot, which is why she grows faster. 】

[Like a piglet being raised by someone. 】

[I just eat and drink all day long, sleep after eating, and continue eating after sleeping. 】

[It is normal to gain weight easily. 】

Yingmei: "..." Is there still such a thing?

Surprised in her heart, Yingmei didn't completely believe it, but she didn't disbelieve it either.

Paimon was so angry that he stamped his feet: "Damn it Gu Jing! You are the little pig that was raised by others!!!"

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The picture shows Leader Qin (AI version)