Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Diary

Chapter 99 The Whole House Collapsed! Hunting Cattle Across The Mountain!

Time flies and another two weeks pass——

Seeing that Gu Jing and others still had no intention of coming out to eat, Nasida couldn't bear it anymore, lit the bomb Keli gave her and threw it in!

As Beidou took the lead and shouted "Fuck!", people who saw that the situation was not good ran out in a hurry, pulling their sheets and clothes.

The scene of wearing clothes and pants randomly is very funny, but it doesn't matter whose clothes I am wearing.

Boom! The fierce fire engulfed the entire house, and the disheveled Yingmei and others were stunned.

Although Nasida, the culprit, honestly stated that she did it, Captain Qin, who was wrapped in curtains, frowned after hearing this, and then asked her with a serious face if she was intentionally covering up Keli. Beat your butt into eight pieces!

And not only Captain Qin, most of the people present suspected that it was Keli who did it!

As for Gu Jing and Coconut Sheep who were not in the crowd?

People are not worried.

Sure enough, until the smoke completely dissipated and the ruins of the house exploded again, Gu Jing returned to the ground holding the red-cheeked coconut sheep.

Seeing this, Ye Lan, who finally put on the Ningguang clothes, couldn't help but laugh: "You two can do it. The bomb explosion won't delay the two of you from doing things?"

Facing the teasing looks on Beidou and others' faces, the thin-skinned Ye Yangming sneered and covered his shy cheeks.

Gu Jing couldn't help laughing when he looked at Ye Lan's style: "I see you are clearly envious of Gan Yu's ability to dance in the explosion."

"You can try wearing this outfit next time."

Hearing this, she lowered her head and glanced down. Ye Lan twisted her lips and made a very seductive gesture towards him with great interest: "Then it's settled."

Ning Guang, who was wearing a purple witch costume, slightly raised his eyebrows at this, but didn't say anything, just silently noted this item in his mind.

By the way, the funniest person in the room was Yingmei. It was an emergency and this guy grabbed the carpet and ran out.

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After repairing the damaged house, Gu Jing and others gathered in the living room to have breakfast. During their chat, they learned that two weeks had passed.

Some of the unsatisfied Captain Qin and others, besides lamenting that time flies by so fast, finally remembered that they still have work.

After the meal, a total of 20 different styles of clothing were constructed by Gu Jing.

The main material of the clothing is frozen tree fiber, coupled with the automatic cleaning technology of Yingmei's combat uniform. Although it still looks like the previous style and size, Ningguang and others feel much more comfortable wearing it.

Nasida, who was lying on the short table with her little face in her hands, took another look and couldn't help feeling that she really had too many stepmothers.

Traveler: Ying.

People from Mondstadt: Captain Qin, Lisa, Rosalia, and Yora.

Liyue people: Ningguang, Beidou, Yelan, Shenhe, Ganyu, Hutao, Yanfei, Keqing.

Inazuma: Raiden Movie, Yae Kamiko, Foxsai Palace, Kamisato Ayaka, Coral Palace Heart Sea, Kujo Sara, Xiao Palace.

Of course, there are 20 people on the surface, but in fact Raiden Zhenji, Raiden General, and Hua Sanli are included.

Seriously, two weeks is really not that long.

When parting, some kissed and hugged, and some female hooligans buried their heads in their arms, all planning to fight back at night.

Not long after, only Gu Jing, Yingmei, Paimeng, Nasida, and Falushan were left in the entire living room of Chensonghu.

Even if Nasida admitted that she had done it again, Gu Jing just smiled and tapped her on the cerebellum.

Then he held the little Nasida in his arms, touching her white hair and smiling meaningfully: My silly daughter, I will teach you another lesson today. It doesn’t matter who did it, so what is What’s important?”

"In my opinion."

"The important thing is what you can get out of it."

As he spoke, he opened his diary with great interest and recorded something.

[About the sudden explosion——]

[I haven’t written a diary for a while, so everyone must be thinking, what on earth am I doing? 】

[But those of you who are not in Chenge Pot must not have imagined that my dear wives really prepared a big surprise for me!]

[Cat girl from Mondstadt, Liyue cheongsam, Inazuma yukata. 】

[They form a team to fight the Boss! 】

【You can choose the characteristic of Cat Girl from many attributes!】

[And it can also prepare transformation potions. 】

[My dear sister Lisa has no problem with this!]

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[Then I suddenly got four more cats with their own characteristics!]

[Mao Mao, the leader of the group with a gentle personality and heroic appearance. 】

[Elegant, noble and lazy, a witch cat with plump buttocks. 】

[A nun cat who is cold and straightforward, with big breasts, long legs, thin waist, and perky buttocks. 】

【As for my vengeful Knight Cat?】

[There are many overlaps with Sister Cat in terms of personal attributes. 】

[But proactively arrogant. 】

[This is undoubtedly the biggest difference between her and Sister Maomao. 】

[Four cats are surrounding me. 】

【My eyes were all dazzled at that time! 】

[I didn’t write a diary. 】

【You really can’t blame me, right?】

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Seeing this, the Fontaine people represented by Fu Fu and people as far away as Zhi Dong were stunned. After all, as Gu Jing said, reading diaries has become a habit for people, but no one expected that This content was actually updated today.

The Mondstadt people led by Captain Qin drank medicine on the spot and turned into cat ladies?

Is there anyone else doing this?

Are these Mondstadts a bit too 'free'?

And the people of Mondstadt are working so hard! What about the people of Liyue? What will the rice wives do if the gods themselves appear?

[In addition, I can spot a cheongsam at a glance and come up with the third talisman! 】

[My Ningguang wife is definitely unique! 】

【However, please forgive someone for speaking out!】

[No matter how powerful the spell is, it can’t suppress you group of fairies who specialize in seducing people! 】

[Wearing a cheongsam with various stockings! 】

[I think you just want to ‘kill’ me!]

【Be reasonable!】

[This means that someone is strong and healthy!]

[Otherwise, it won’t work even if I eat wolfberry as a meal every day!]

[In addition, I am not surprised that Taotao is also here. 】

[After all, my Taotao really dotes on me. 】

[On the other hand, the appearance of Ke Maomao and Yan Fei really surprised me. 】

[But soft antlers are indeed more useful!]

[Twin ponytails are not bad either. 】

[(adfh) Of course, it would be better to bring Yun Jin, Xin Yan and Xiang Ling next time. 】

[After all, we Liyue people are so united. 】

【Right?】

Seeing this, everyone in Liyue, represented by Ning Guang, rolled their eyes angrily: Although in the beginning, they wanted someone to realize their own limits and learn to restrain themselves, but... they were conquered by him in turn, and this actually gained them. A surprise!

Coincidentally, the three girls, Yun Jin, Xin Yan and Xiang Ling, had just finished breakfast and had not yet separated. They glanced at each other unconsciously, and then looked away with red cheeks. They did not expect that Gu Jing would be there. Mention them now.

But it's just inevitable that some girls are shy, and I don't have any resentment about it. On the contrary, I have some unspeakable expectations.

[In addition, Inazuma’s wives can think of yukata. 】

[This is something I didn’t expect either. 】

[After all, yukata is essentially a vacuum. 】

[Xiao Gong dares to wear my letter. 】

[After all, Sister Xiaogong is quite courageous. 】

[If you dare to penetrate your heart, I will believe it. 】

[After all, this Yuyu was taught by Gu personally. 】

[It’s Ayaka...]

【You really gave me a big surprise. 】

[Facts have proven that even Ayaka who is serious is unstoppable! 】

【But——】

【Who can imagine it? 】

【So many of us are having fun eating hot pot and singing songs!】

[Suddenly a bouncing bomb came! 】

【jump!】

【The whole house collapsed!】

Pfft~ People who were struck by the funny point couldn’t help laughing out loud: 6!

But with a smile, Ms. Alice, who was far away at the border of the mainland, felt her heart skip a beat, a bomb?

【at present--】

[The culprit Nasida has confessed to her actions. 】

[Kelly who provides the bouncing bomb. 】

[At this time, my dear piano hip leader should also be holding her buttocks. 】

[I can’t punish my daughter. 】

[But, Ms. Daci Shu Wang and Ms. Alice. 】

[Two mothers. 】

[You must be willing to take responsibility for this, right? 】

Seeing these words, Alice had a look in her eyes as if this was indeed the case, while King Daci Shu, who was completely lying on his back, had his head buzzing.

She never expected that Gu Jing would turn a corner and persecute her!

In Gu Jing's arms, Nasida was also stunned for a moment. Is this kind of operation possible?

But I saw Gu Jing's mouth twisted: "This move is called————"

"Hitting cattle across the mountains."

"Just two cows were beaten."

“And there’s another bullpen that could play a dozen as well.”

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【in addition--】

[According to the grapevine. 】

[Keli’s raw materials for making bouncing bombs were provided by the fools. 】

【I think. 】

[Fools and other parties should also be responsible for this matter. 】

Seeing this, the lady's sneer, Arlecino's and the puppet's laughter all froze on their faces. Isn't this a crime of infliction?

[You may not understand. 】

[I even suspect that I am making a fuss out of a molehill. 】

[But...this incident really caused a huge psychological shadow on me. 】

[Give a simple example. 】

【Eating. 】

[Suddenly someone scares you. 】

【Are you still in the mood to continue eating?】

That's really bad, but does it mean a guy is dying?

【Anyway——】

【While I was still in Sumeru. 】

[If there are not more than two female executives taking the initiative to come and see me. 】

【This is not over yet. 】

【Also, before you come to see me. 】

[Better ask my dear Rosalyn. 】

【What to do if you see me. 】

Come on! Who is just deliberately making fun of them!

But we can’t ignore his unreasonable troubles!

In an instant, both Arecino and Sandone looked at the lady. The lady was a little confused, and then she quickly thought of something, and looked at her colleagues present with a bit of undisguised joking. color.

When the Ice Queen signaled her to speak out, she smiled and asked, "Everyone, do you know how to smoke?"

Hearing this, Arecino and others shook their heads.

I feel more strange in my heart.

But the lady grinned: "It doesn't matter whether it's OK or not, it's very simple, just don't bite.

"x3

At this time, except for Columbia who was still a little confused, everyone present including the Ice Queen understood it directly.

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