Genshin Impact: The Second Creation of the Society’s Death, the Water God Likes to Bring a Little Um

95, Zhongli's bookkeeping history is really a cash cow when the walnut is exposed (ask for custom!)

——[VIP Live Room]:

[Paimon: No wonder I was able to kill Childe in an instant before!]

[Childe: If that's the case, it's not too ugly for me to lose...]

[Ying: Childe, no, no, no, these are two different things!]

【Childe: ???】

[Ying: It's very reasonable for you to lose, but it can't be denied that you lost really ugly~ (bad laugh~)]

[Childe: .......]

[Puppet: 6~]

[Servant: 6~]

[Lin Feng: 6, it's worthy of you, Ying!]

【Walnut: Hahaha~~~】

[Keqing: True Damage~]

[Funingna: Hahaha~~~]

[Navia: I always thought that Lord Navillette couldn't laugh or cry, and she didn't have the feelings that humans should have...]

[Navia: So whenever there is a trial, it rains in Fontaine, is it actually because he is crying?]

[Ying: Hahaha~ It turns out that Villette is the real little crying bag~]

[Ying: Little Crying Bag Water Dragon King~~~~]

[Funingna: Hahaha~~~~]

[Funingna: Laughing to death, crying Bao Navillet ~~~]

[Ying: ???]

[Ying: No, are you laughing?]

[Ying: Aren't you also a god who cries and makes trouble~]

[Funina: ...]

[Funina: When have I ever cried?!]

[Funina: Slander the gods!I'm going to arrest you!]

[Ying: Funingna, slightly, I'm invisible, you can't catch me~~~]

[Funina: Then I'll arrest Paimon!]

[Ying: 6!]

[Paimon: ???]

[Xiangling: Puff~Paimon Grievance~~~]

[Paimon: You can't wronged a good person!!]

[Paimon: Ying slanders the gods, what's the matter with Paimon?]

[Funina: Have you forgotten the laws of Fontaine?!]

[Funina: No flying objects are allowed for the first three days of the month!]

[Funina: If Ying chooses to be invisible, you will have no one to hold you!!]

Paimon: That's too much! Paimon isn't a flying object!]

[Paimon: No, Paimon has to add one to you!You're a vexatious, crying and troublesome god now!]

[Ying: Hahaha~ Don't worry, I'll take care of you!]

30 [Ying: Lord Shuishen, I'm sorry, I'm just kidding, you're the most beautiful and cutest~~~]

[Ying: It's not a god who cries and makes trouble~]

[Funina: That's pretty much it!]

【Lin Feng: 6~】

[Lin Feng: You can bend and stretch to be played by you clearly~]

[Walnut: Haha~]

[Keqing: Indeed, this cheek is really thick...]

[Linney: I didn't expect the rumors to be true~]

[Lynette: Could Fontaine's other prophecy also be true?]

[Ying: What prophecy?]

[Linny: I don't know when Fontaine has been circulating such a prophecy. 】

Linney: All Fontaines are born with sin. 】

[Linny: No matter how much the righteous kingdom of Fontaine is judged, it cannot be dissolved. 】

Linney: Until one day, the sea level in Fontaine will rise, and the people who bear the sins will gradually be submerged by the sea. 】

Linny: Eventually, everyone will dissolve in the sea. 】

[Linny: Only the god of water himself is left crying on the throne. 】

[Linny: At this point, the sins of the people of Fontaine will be washed away. 】

[Ying: Ahhhh

[Ying: The knife is me!]

[Ying: But I still can't imagine such a picture...]

[Ying: Because I can't help but think of the picture of Lord Shuishen in a handsome posture on the VIP seat~]

[Alice: +1!]

[Walnut: +1!]

[Paimon: +1!]

[Keqing: +1!]

[Xiangling: However, Villette's answer is to figure it out. 】

[Xiangling: What's going on with Mr. Zhongli crying and getting a pebble under his nose?]

[Paimon: Do you think it's possible that the rock elemental is also a stone?]

[Paimon: Does Zhongli have a Rock Elemental Vision?]

[Hu Tao: Yes, he hung the Vision of God on his waist, and this may have been thought of by the hall master, so he chose the stone!]

[Hu Tao: Besides, Zhongli feels like a mysterious fairy in Liyue, so I guess I can lay a lot of stones!]

[Keqing: This angle does make some sense...]

Fontaine,

Momang Palace,

garret

Outside the water god's dormitory,

Lin Feng and Fu Ningna walked ahead,

Captain Jean and Clorinde followed.

"What's the prophecy about?"

Lin Feng asked with concern.

This thing is very important,

But he didn't play the Fontaine version,

Nothing is known about the future of Funinga,

But there is no doubt that

Right now

Funina's body is already stacked with buffs.

Lin Feng, who was stupid by the 3 knives of Honkai,

I'm already familiar with the Michaels knife method,

The last time Lin Feng saw such a silly girl,

It's Kiana,

People give the nickname paramecium,

Although she is very smart in her own right,

Just lazy,

But in the original image it was really silly,

however

Laughing and laughing,

People are fooled by the knife ...

And this prophecy of Fontaine,

Undoubtedly, the poor dagger has seen it!

Even in Teyvat,

There is also a precedent!

For example, the sentence of the Great Cishu King, "The world forgets me..."

And with Lin Feng's current ability,

Although strong,

But let people solve the problem of forbidden knowledge,

The people of Fontaine dissolve in the sea,

He couldn't do anything about it,

No matter how strong the fire of heaven, the law of reason, and the law of emptiness are,

In the face of such things,

Still in vain.

So

Lin Feng attached great importance to the possible knives on Funingna's body.

This prophecy is a passage left by the previous water god before he died. "

"I don't know exactly what that's going on. "

"I've been collecting intelligence in Teyvat over the years, but I'm still at a loss and haven't heard from me. "

Funina frowned slightly this time,

Rare seriousness,

It can be seen that

She also took this prophecy seriously.

"It's okay, this prophecy won't come true. "

Lin Feng comforted.

"Do you have a way?"

Fu Ningna looked at Lin Feng expectantly.

"No, I don't know about the prophecy, I'm not sure if it's true or not, and I don't know how to stop it. "

"But what I'm sure of—"

"If there really is such a day. "

"You don't cry alone on the throne of God. "

"Because I'll always be there for you. "

Lin Feng said with a smile.

"Ahh

Funina heard this sudden love words,

Suddenly his face flushed,

Don't dare to look at Lin Feng,

I also panicked and didn't know how to respond...

"Wow~~~~"

"He's really good at !!"

Behind him, the head of the piano,

After hearing Lin Feng's words,

It's even more like a love brain,

A girl's heart swells!

If you don't have to be a maid,

At this time, the head of the piano is afraid that he will twist into a maggot on the bed and grin vigorously~

Clorinde is also because of Lin Feng's words of security,

Hit the heart!

and thinking that he would be his man in the future,

The heart is even more sweet and greasy.

"By the way, you haven't said what the power of the core of the Void Lawgiver is!"

The shy Funinga hurriedly changed the subject!

"Well, it's just some simple spatial abilities. "

"I'll have a chance to show you. "

Lin Feng said a little perfunctorily. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Spatial capabilities ... Can you teleport somewhere else?"

Funina stopped,

Staring at Lin Feng vigilantly.

"It's so magical, it's just a small space. "

"Oh, look..."

After Lin Feng finished speaking,

It was the sudden control of the power of the Law of Emptiness,

A square condensed in front of Funina's eyes,

Inside the cube is a space called the Infinite Corridor,

It's best to imprison people or something.

Of course

It's easy to teleport,

It's just that

Lin Feng didn't dare to reveal this in front of Fu Ningna,

Whether or not you can be free in the future depends on the teleportation of this lawgiver of emptiness!

If Funina knew,

I'm afraid she will have to keep an eye on the toilet in the future!

After all

If you are not careful,

Lin Feng might teleport to another woman's bed in an instant.

"Really?"

Fu Ningna stared at Lin Feng suspiciously.

"Of course it's true, I don't believe you want to go into this space and have a look?"

Lin Feng asked.

"No, don't!"

Funina hurriedly took a step back,

Obviously a little flustered,

In case you get locked up,

Can't get out for the time being,

Wouldn't Lin Feng want to do whatever he wanted?

- [Attention!]

- [Now start playing the video clip related to the correct answer!]

- [Video 1 - Zhongli's Extra Bookkeeping!]

The opening of the picture,

It's a guy with short black hair,

Beautiful woman in a tight black dress.

I saw her holding a bill,

While handwriting and monologizing:

"This is me. "

"The ceremonies of the Hall of the Dead. "

"The real name is not enough. "

"The one on the right is the most well-known guest in the Hall of the Dead-Mr. Zhongli. "

As soon as the camera turned,

It was given to the brown-haired man.

"Although this night park stone is small, the color is really permeable blue. "

"It's hard to miss out, and it's worth buying. "

Zhong said as he left his mouth.

"Yes. "

The little sister of the ceremony answered.

"The petals turn to ash in an instant, but the form is forever imprinted..."

"It's a pity not to buy it with such ingenuity. "

Zhongli looked at a verdant vase in front of him and exclaimed.

"It is difficult to mine the stone amber itself, and it can be regarded as a miracle to have such a pair of similar shapes, and it should be bought. "

Zhongli said.

"Yes. "

"The top-grade night park stone is 800,000 Mora... Craft porcelain 21,000 mora, a pair of stone 150,000 two thousand mora..."

"I also gave the little sister a windmill chrysanthemum, Erbai Mora. "

"Well, yes, I got it. "

"Mr. Zhongli is a wonderful man. "

——[Ordinary Live Room]:

"Hahaha?

"Laughing to death, it's not enough to worry about the true monarch!"

"This little girl's voice is so good, and it's so beautiful!!

"Is it pretty?

"Shhhh

"Forget it, to be honest, I'm a little scared... "

"Hahaha, this Mr. Zhongli knows a lot, unlike me, he will only say that I am blanched!"

“+1！"

"I'm the same!"

"In other words, shouldn't the business of the Afterlife Hall be on the funeral of the dead?"

"How does this look like a treasure appraisal conference??"

"Understood, to put it simply, it's worth buying 100 million!"

"It's worth buying a real monarch for 100 million!"

"Hahaha, I see!"

"I know why the Lord of the Nutcracker Hall has been promoting the business of the Hall of the Dead!"

"Why is there no money!"

"Dare to love is all about letting Mr. Zhongli buy and buy???"

"Mora is such a flower, who can withstand this!"

"And it's the ceremonial bookkeeping of the Afterlife Hall, which means that Zhongli doesn't spend money, it's all out of Hu Tao's pocket?"

"Laughing to death, isn't this a pure injustice?"

"Eh, that's too early, maybe Hu Tao likes to collect these?"

——[Live Screen]:

Liyue,

Eat Tiger Rock.

"When Xiangling is on duty, she should go straight to Wanmin Hall for dinner. "

"Not the Crescent Pavilion or the Glazed Pavilion. "

Zhongli said as he sat down at the dining table in Wanmin Hall.

"As long as it's delicious, I don't have 653 opinions..."

"But are there only chopsticks here?"

Childe looked embarrassed and held the chopsticks.

"To get in touch with the true delicacy of Liyue. "

"You're going to have to start practicing chopsticks. "

Zhongli said.

"Mr. Zhongli, today's ingredient is Qingquanlin pork. "

"Do you want to replace the salt-and-pepper tofu in the set?"

Xiangling came over with a stack of dishes with a smile on her face.

"Both. "

Zhongli said.

Followed by

The voice of the little sister sounded again-

"To celebrate the success of Xiangling's new dish tasting, I gave a tip according to the habit of solstice. "

"Mr. Zhongli....... Light profit and heavy affection. "

"Generous and generous. "

"Although he will always pass on these generous costs to our Afterlife Hall to pay..."

"But it's great, at least this time the bill was sent to the Northland Bank. "

——[Ordinary Live Room]:

"6 ah !!"

"I'll want them all!Zhongli: I didn't pay for it anyway, did I?"

"Hahahaha, Childe: That's good!"

""Light Profit and Righteousness", "Generous", "Generous"!"

"Little sister, won't your conscience hurt when you say this?!"

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death, being generous to others, isn't it!!"

"Hu Tao: I thank you!!"

"Hu Tao: I worked hard to shout about the business, and I finally earned a little, and I gave you all "Generosity"??"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death!!"

"I feel sorry for Childe and Hu Tao for a second!!"

"I don't know what their expressions will be when they see this video haha!"

"And said that walnuts are not a big injustice!"

"Now it's a stone hammer!!

"Hahaha, laugh to death, Mr. Zhongli really knows how to keep accounts!!"

"Pity my hall master Hu who comes to the door every day to find business!!"

"But fortunately, this time Hall Master Hu rewarded 66.66 million Mora!"

——[Live Screen]:

scene transformation,

This time it's in a pawn shop.

"Welcome, welcome. "

"Except for this pair of hairpins that are not sold, you can take a look at the rest!"

A Liyue merchant said.

"Not for sale?"

Zhongli wondered.

"This is the relic of the ancestors of the poor man who came to pawn yesterday in order to raise money for his wife to buy medicine. "

"I have to keep it for him until the redemption deadline. "

The boss waved his hand in embarrassment,

The next second,

The camera turns again,

The monologue of the little sister of the ceremony sounded again-

"After adding money, I still won this pair of hairpins..."

"I found a way to return the hairpin, and I gave some living expenses..."

"Little sister Yiqi help, let's reimburse these secretly in the bill, please eat..."