Genshin Impact: You can become stronger by making movies

When the green grass disappeared in the projection on the wall, Kaeya stood at the top of the Star-Picking Cliff, his hands in his mouth, a throat.

"Whew~

" "I'm Kaeya Alberridge, currently serving in the Knights of Favonius, as a cavalry captain."

Kaeya sat in the wagon of the caravan, munching on jerky.

"I have climbed the Cliff of Vows across the snowy mountains of Mondstadt."

Kaeya ran forward, his hands propped up on a raised dirt slope, and leaped sideways.

"Now, I'm about to be trapped at the top of the Star-Picking Cliff."

Close-up of the bottom of the Star Picking Cliff.

"One million and a million people come to Star Picking Cliff every year, hundreds of climbers and adventurers get lost or injured here, and dozens die."

Shot from the bottom of the tree, Kaeya is crawling through the tree, giving a close-up of his ass.

"If you get into trouble, I'll teach you some survival tips."

The picture zooms out and Kaeya disappears, followed by the words "Survival in the Wilderness" on the ground with the words "Survival in the Wilderness", which is set ablaze by flames.

This kind of high-frequency switching shots, not to mention in the eyes of the Teyvats, who have never seen it at all, is very wonderful even on Earth, one of the best.

"Ahh Survival in the wilderness is an adventure genre, which bastard told me it was fencing? "

Don't let me find that bastard of Six-Fingered José who tricked me into six dandelions."

"There's only one word between José and Luthor, and when I see him, I'll have to pluck his balls out of the water!"

The people praised Kaeya while insulting Joseph for selling them the wrong information.

............ The film continues....

Kaeya sat in the carriage and turned back to the camera and said, "Guys, in this movie, I'm going to throw away my Vision with just a knife, a bottle of water, and flint for fire. "

I'm going to teach everyone how to survive here!"

"There's a camera crew following me, and that's Crazy Ivan."

Two fingers stretched out from the camera, and compared to [yes], it was Ivan's finger.

Kaeya then put her feet on the edge of the carriage and said to the camera, "It's a survival challenge."

Kaeya gestured to his chest: "Barbatos bless." "

I jumped down all at once.

The lens goes black.

Just a few seconds after the camera went black, some viewers who loved to work hard jumped out.

"Kaeya Alberridge is dead! That's the end of the movie!

"Okay, survival in the wilderness is over, don't you see? Don't go out and die

," "Come on, let's draw a cross on our chests." May Barbatos bless Captain Kaeya's soul..."

There was a roar of laughter from their shouting words.

The noisy scene also made everyone's expectations higher and higher.

When the movie unfolds again, it is Kaeya standing on the edge of the star-picking cliff and looking down.

The bottom is beautiful, as far as the eye can see, and the sea stretches as far as it goes, and when it falls, the dry and wet colors of the beach are polarized.

Kaeya laughed, "It's beautiful, isn't it?" But I advise you not to do that.

"Three years ago, a Fontaine climber fell while looking down in the vicinity, tying himself up with two companions and dragging them into the abyss of death."

The photographer moves the camera back, and behind him is the route down the Star Cliff.

The rugged mountain roads, the looming hilichurls, and the slimes that can be seen everywhere make the already spectacular picture even more textured.

Kaeya walked for a while, and suddenly noticed something, and the whole person pounced forward.

When he got up again, his hands and face were covered with mud, but he stood up with a smile and showed the camera what he was holding.

It is a bug that resembles a catalpa beetle.

Kaeya pulled the dirt off the insect and introduced, "This is our lunch today, clean up the dirt on him, see?" "

This bug is everywhere, we don't care about it, and we don't name it. According to scholars, this is a distant relative of Inazuma Onidou, but it is a pity that these guys did not inherit the size of their distant relatives.

"Do you see their two horns? They used it to dig and forage for food on dead wood. The

bug caught Kaeya's fingers, and Kaeya showed the bug in a circle, smiling and saying, "He's strong, I can feel his strength."

"It's the chelate he uses to grip, and it's very powerful... The main thing is that this insect is edible.

"In comparison, he has five times as much protein as beef, and it's definitely worth eating."

"But I have to be careful, he has a defense mechanism to resist danger..."

Kaeya said, reaching out the index finger and thumb of both hands, pinching the bug and squeezing out some liquid: "They'll expel some liquid from their butts, you see... And this liquid tastes very... stink, as a warning to predators not to approach. "

The butt of the bug excreted a yellow and green viscous liquid dripping down, and it was very disgusting to look at.

But who is Kaeya?

Mondstadt's Cavalry Captain!

Kaeya said with a twisted expression, "But I'll get closer, let me get rid of it."

Kaeya rubbed the bug forward, and from the point of view, it looked like it was rubbing against the cameraman's clothes.

Kaeya squinted her eyes and held the bug in front of her eyes, "You may be a vegetarian, but I don't want to be a vegetarian in the wilderness."

Then, Kaeya threw the worm into his mouth and chewed it heavily.

The sound of "creaking" was amplified several times during editing, and everyone was numb when they heard it.

Kaeya chewed a hand with a distorted expression, and stretched out his fingers and said, "Of course, this is what you eat when you are cornered... Gwoe~ This tastes really bad.

"It's very hard, it's slimy, and it tastes terrible...",

Kaeya swallowed the worm in his mouth desperately, as if because of the food, he didn't want to stay here any longer and turn around.

"Alright, let's hit the road."

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At a distance from the movie venue, the corners of Diluc's mouth curled.

He hadn't laughed in a long time.

He couldn't help but laugh as Kaeya ate all sorts of weird-looking bugs and plants with a distorted face, made water out of cloth and urine, and grabbed unknown critters to remove their heads and guts and start eating.

Diluc turned to his attendant and said, "Go to Ivan and buy fifty more projectors, buy a movie, install all the projectors you bought before, and put them in the winery, and I will make this kind of scene play everywhere in my winery." The

attendant bent down and stroked his chest: "Follow the master's order... If Master Kaeya knew that he missed him so much, he would have cried with excitement. "