Genshin Impact
Chapter 071
The second creation live broadcast room really advertised the Past Life Hall.
[Walnut: Woo woo ヾ (≧∪≦*)ノ, great, great, eternal god in the second creation live broadcast room, I love to death, yah, yes, yes, ouye (*≧▽≦)]
].
[Ke Qing: Ah this = ???? (???????), this, really advertised the Afterlife Hall…]
[Beidou: Poof (spraying wine), cough, what kind of stuff, this is an advertisement for the Past Life Hall?]
[Night Palace: Successful people, peak residences, this said, is it really lived by living people∑( ̄□ ̄;)
].
[Kaia: It’s worthy of the second creation live broadcast room, and it has created me again.] ]
[Screen: Why am you still me?] When did I become an employee of the Afterlife? ]
[Paimon: I’m there too, isn’t it right Σ(?????, how am I a ghost?] ]
[Xinghao: Yes, this is too raw, too weird.] ]
[Seven Seven: Hmm, Seven Seven, Hate, Hot, Walnut.] ]
…
In the strong sense of rawness of the melon-eating audience, the video continued to play on the big screen:
“Guarantee first-hand source and enjoy VIP customized services.”
“Wash the lead hua, and think of the supreme emperor clan.”
Dada duck intoxicated face.
“Smart furniture, experience the future of life.”
Qiqi stretches in a smart frozen coffin.
“A private experience that keeps you relaxed.”
Condensed polished Mora-shaped urn.
“Every detail has been polished.”
Carved Qing embroidered on the urn.
[Dada Duck: What the hell (oДo*), why did you bring me with you again?]
[Seven Seven: Looks, cool, coffin, Seven Seven, still, don’t like it.] ]
[Condensation: The advertisement of the Past Life Hall should also count me (¬_¬)]
[Ji Qing: I’m scared to death, although it’s photogenic again, it doesn’t seem to be an excessive bridge. ] ]
[Xu Hao: Executive Officer of the Fools, Liyue Seven Stars has made the things of the Past Life Hall look tall at once.] ]
[Xingqiu: Indeed, if you don’t know that it is urns and coffins, it is estimated that they will be sold out of stock.] ]
……
Video continues on the big screen:
“Here, you can forget all your worries.”
Walnut lay on the coffin, sucking with the ghost alone with a box of coconut milk.
“Here you can feel at home.”
“In the thousands of years since its opening, there has been no bad after-sales reviews.”
“Even if there is malicious competition, we will provide door-to-door service to make it satisfied.”
“The service of the Past Life Hall, King Yan used it all and said it was good.”
A dragon claw gave a thumbs up from the luxurious coffin, and Zhongli squatted in front of the camera to compare a scissor hand.
“I am Walnut, and I look forward to your arrival.”
Walnut is at the gate of the Afterlife Hall, greeting the distinguished guests.
This concludes the video.
This raw advertisement is over, and the audience who eat melons in the live broadcast room are still confused.
Especially the Liyue people who are familiar with the Past Life Hall.
[Master Qi: After watching this Erchuang video, I don’t know what kind of business the Past Life Hall does. ]
[Dongsheng: I was also confused, and I felt that the Hall of Past Life had become a place to sell luxury goods.] ]
[Changshun: Is there a possibility that the Afterlife Hall sells coffins?].
[Chongyun: I was numb anyway, and my impression of the Hall of Past Life has been confused.] ]
[Diona: It looks so advanced, if my dad drinks to the side of the road again, I might have to buy him one (¬_¬.] ]
[Durav: No, not ∑( ̄□ ̄;)
].
[Margaret: So, Mr. Durav should drink less bars and don’t worry about Diona all day long.] ]
[Walnut: It’s okay, it’s okay, I booked our service in the Afterlife Hall, you can drink as much as you want, we will clean up the aftermath for you, absolutely foolproof (/≧▽≦)/]
[Durav: No, no, your stuff looks too high-class for my little hunter to afford.] ]
[Walnut: Rest assured, we have a wide variety of courses in Shinseido and have been doing promotions recently, so there is definitely a (*̄) ̄)
] for you.]
……
Old man Zhongli, who was supposed to speak, broke out in a cold sweat at this moment.
Inside the coffin was obviously his main dragon body, and he also squatted outside the coffin to compare a scissor hand.
Fortunately, there are no other directly identified details, and his current identity is an employee of the Afterlife Hall.
Otherwise, his identity will definitely be exposed.
PS: Thank you for the flowers and recommendation tickets of the big guys, continue to brazenly ask for flower tickets, and the big guys have any suggestions and questions can leave a message in the comment area.
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