Get Lost, You Witch! Don’t Even Think About Letting Me Have A Baby With You Again!

The so-called childishness is so innocent that even the inappropriate words spoken in an ignorant manner are extremely cute to outsiders.

As for the little guy with his small head, clever and sometimes stupid, everything he said was the most sincere inner thoughts.

Ever since she found Li Qingming, she had already thought about doing something for her father.

·Invite daddy to drink grandma’s drink together...

One person and half, the relationship will not break up. She wants to share the most delicious food in the world with her father.

·Replace your father-in-law with a mother-in-law.

The more obedient ones, the better ones! In this way, not only will her father have many new wives, but she herself will also have many new ones, which is simply great!

She, Pei Zhulu, wants to be the most caring little cotton-padded jacket in the world!

So when he heard this family photo, the little guy immediately remembered his great dream again.

How can a small one be enough?

The bigger the drawing paper, the better!

After he expressed his feelings, the little guy suddenly felt a thump and realized that his little butt hurt again.

He had also imagined the extremely terrifying scene not long after, so frightened that the fox ears that were originally upright were like vegetable seedlings beaten by frost, and the fox tail behind him was dragged to the ground.

But...you still have to struggle where you should.

"Dad, I'm sleepy," Pei Zhulu suddenly yawned, rubbed his eyes, and opened his hands to rush toward Li Qingming, "Dad, sleep with me."

There is nothing wrong with this move, and it can be described as being born out of urgency and intelligence. But if the dignified witch Pei Zhinan can be fooled like this, then Li Qingming will not suffer so many losses at her hands.

Just a stretch and a grab.

The little guy was lifted up and slipped up. He lowered his head and did not struggle at all, but he did not forget to cover up his shame. "Dad, please go out for a while. I will follow you. I will tell my mother-in-law about my hair."

Being spanked every day can easily damage your family's image in Dad's mind, okay?

Li Qingming hesitated to speak. He really couldn't stop this beating, but he had to maintain his image to some extent. He had also praised Haikou before.

"Pei Zhinan, you are also a mother-in-law. Don't you know that it will be uncomfortable to carry the child like this?"

Regardless of his words or expression, Li Qingming acted like the head of the family at this time. He also walked up and held Pei Zhinan's wrist with one hand.

Then I tried tugging,

Didn't pull...

No, you bitch, can you give me some face?

Li Qingming winked at Pei Zhinan, and then tried to pull harder.

Still, it didn’t move!

Even so, the little guy was very moved by seeing it. He thought to himself that Dad is so kind to me, so he said very sensibly: "Dad, I don't feel bad."

Seeing this, Li Qingming became stubborn. Today he had to let this witch know what it means to be the head of a family!

Do you understand what the family throne is?

"Ha," Pei Zhinan sneered, forming a mocking gesture with her narrow and playful expression, and she almost lifted Li Qingming up with one hand.

One in each hand, one big and one small, all lifted up.

Li Qingming instantly understood what her eyes were saying. He hesitated in his heart, but still didn't let go!

Sorry, he really doesn’t know how to write the word fear.

Just like when the two faced each other in the past, Li Qingming looked at Pei Zhinan without blinking.

attempt......

Well, try to suppress Pei Zhinan's anger with your eyes, and see if I don't stare you to death!

Li Qingming was just "bloody" regardless of the consequences. He didn't expect that the enchantress suddenly smiled like spring snow and threw the little guy in her hand forward, just in time for Li Qingming to reach out and catch it.

"Tsk, tsk, Li Qingming, Li Qingming, you are getting more and more stupid."

He didn't care about Pei Zhinan's cynicism, but was surprised that she let the little guy go so easily.

Is it possible that he has changed his gender?

"Remember that you were also a famous showman in Jiuzhou Palace back then, and you were also good at painting, right?" Pei Zhinan was half-leaning on Li Qingming's favorite recliner, with his beautiful eyes lowered, revealing an extremely sexy laziness.

"Some experience."

Li Qingming responded calmly. In his previous life, he had painted oil paintings and sketches for more than ten years. He could not be called an artist, but using the painting skills he learned in his previous life, he could shamelessly establish a sect here.

"A hundred words are worth one line," Pei Zhinan's eyes flashed, and he spoke commandingly: "Today is too boring, go and paint a picture to relieve my boredom."

Yes, she is still the bitch that everyone hates!

Li Qingming wanted to reply, "You deserve it," but the little fox girl in his arms flashed her starry eyes again.

"Daddy, daddy, are you very good at painting?"

The tone of admiration and surprise without any compliments immediately made Li Qingming feel that he didn't care about this damn witch. He said with a smile: "I'll draw a picture and you can help dad see how it goes, okay?"

"Okay, okay!"

The little guy jumped to the ground in a hurry, and found that he couldn't reach the tabletop, so he moved a small stool over and stood on it to watch.

"If you don't draw on the table, just sit and watch."

Li Qingming took the easel and placed it in the corner of the study, set it up, adjusted the height to a height where the little kid could see it while sitting, and then drew simple outlines with a pencil.

The little guy didn't quite understand it at first, but when he saw that the long and short lines gradually changed into what he looked like at this time, and even his facial expressions were exactly the same, he couldn't help but exclaimed "Wow".

She got closer, looked left and right, and still felt it was amazing. How could she be on the drawing paper?

Could it be some kind of magic trick?

Are you not looking at yourself in the mirror?

"Daddy is so annoying..." After researching for a long time and finding nothing, Pei Zhulu admired it sincerely and did not forget to turn around and ask Pei Zhinan, "Mommy, come and take a look."

When Li Qingming set up the easel, he deliberately faced Pei Zhinan: Are you worthy of watching me paint? Ha, I only paint for my daughter!

Pei Zhinan naturally understood this man's plan and was a little unhappy at the moment, "What's there to see? It's just a painting."

Do you want her to bow her head first?

Absolutely impossible!

"Okay, okay..." Pei Zhulu blinked, focusing entirely on the painting, "Dad, please paint again, paint again, and include you too!"

Li Qingming nodded, slid the pen tip, and a miniature version of him appeared next to the little fox girl on the paper.

"Wow~~~~"

This time the little guy opened his mouth wide again and his voice was long and drawn out. She had never seen such miraculous painting skills! There was only endless admiration in her heart, "Dad, your wife is so boring!"

"Auntie, come here and take a look." Pei Zhulu turned around and called again. She really wanted Pei Zhinan to see how good her father was at painting.

"Boring."

Pei Zhinan still responded coldly, but looked here one more time, then closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Seeing that she was really not interested, Pei Zhulu stopped caring about her, took Li Qingming's free big hand, shook it and said: "Daddy, daddy, paint again and again! Draw another auntie, so I can There are also family pots!”

"Okay," Li Qingming hesitated for a while, then picked up the brush and responded to the little guy's request. With just a few strokes, he outlined Pei Zhinan's outline, and then sculpted the bones and flesh.

Then there were bursts of exclamations from Pei Zhulu.

"Daddy, daddy, can you draw lucky butterflies, the lucky butterflies that fly in mid-air?" Pei Zhulu couldn't help but ask after being attracted by the butterflies that happened to fly by outside.

Li Qingming was worried that he was not showing off enough, so he took off the previous piece of drawing paper and placed it on the table, then went out with the easel.

After the two left, Pei Zhinan finally got up.

Li Qingming's painting skills were well-known, but she didn't have high expectations. After all, this came from the mouths of women who admired Li Qingming, so how credible could it be?

But listening to the little guy's exclamations, Pei Zhinan felt really itchy in his heart, but he refused to lose face.

At this moment, she was the only one left in the room, and she was finally able to take a few glances.

"I want to see what you, Li Qingming, are capable of." Pei Zhinan murmured softly. When he saw himself in the drawing paper on the table, he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

Except for the lack of color embellishment, she is lifelike in the painting, and even her faint evil spirit is drawn out.

At this moment, the little guy who was returning saw this scene by the door and shouted directly: "Daddy, daddy, grandma is peeking at your painting!"

Pei Zhulu was so excited that he raised his chin and said to Pei Zhinan, "I said I wouldn't look, but I caught him peeking! Mom, you are so embarrassed!"